Eight hundred and eighty-four touch porcelain
884 Porcelain (Page 1/1)
"That's right! I can't be a martyr, I'm just a traitor! I don't need to be punished, I know all I know, you save trouble, and I'll show you the way!" said the fat man embarrassedly, looking joking.
When you get together and drink too much, everyone brags that they have hard bones and can definitely be heroes, but after they wake up, anyone who is a little rational may not make that choice. Bamboo sticks pierced through the fingers, the nails were turned over, and the flesh and blood were blurred, and it was terrible to think about; pouring chili water on it didn't taste good? It was much worse than Coke, Sprite, the Arctic Ocean, and cold beer; and the fire chopsticks, the whipping, and the bricks under the soles of the feet...... With so many inhuman punishments, how can it be more comfortable than lying crookedly on the sofa, practicing Ge You's paralysis, eating snacks, and watching TV dramas?
Several people were chatting, Hu Dafa's mobile phone vibrated in his pocket, and when he looked down, it turned out to be Lu Liguo calling, "Hey, six monkeys, go back!" Just like those who like to travel in the wild, they are happy when they go, and when they come back, they are either trapped or lost, and think about the cowhide that they bragged when they set off, why bother!
"Dafa, something happened! You ---- better come over and take a look, it's very troublesome!" Alas!" Lu Liguo stopped talking on the phone, but he couldn't make it clear.
"Something happened?" Hu Dafa stood up and walked deep into the woods, his voice slowly raised, "What's the matter, tell me!"
"Dafa, I think, it seems that I have met a porcelain! Didn't we come back first, Huang Mao rode a motorcycle first, glasses drove with me, when I was about to arrive at the restaurant, I wanted to find a toilet on the side of the road to make it convenient, so I stopped the car, and it was only two minutes to go in, alas, an old lady couldn't get up on the ground!"
"I don't even know what's going on, hey, you said that this glasses really took out the set played on TV, and what else did you say: If you don't help, if I don't help, the hearts of the people in this society will fall, and they can't help it! Hehe, it's all fooling and tricking children to play, but he believes it!"
"What's going on, you didn't say anything!" Hu Dafa was a little angry, at this time, there is still effort to do good deeds?
"I didn't see it! When I came out, the old lady was lying on the ground, and her glasses were being lifted up! And asked me to help, I looked at the old lady like that, and her legs and stomach were twisted.
"Where did you fall?"
"Uh! In the co-pilot position, there is also a small cart, which has made a little tatters, alas, looking at ---- is also a little pitiful, but, we are not doing this publicly!
"En----" Lu Liguo's reminder directly knocked a hammer in Hu Dafa's heart, isn't it, the kidnapping of people in front of him has not been done yet, and he has to call the police to wash away his innocence, don't be too coincidental!
"I ask you, what did the old lady say? What is she going to do? Is she going to want money?" No matter how big or small, there will always be a solution. In today's society, it's easy to make money! Maybe it's easy to use!
"Well, wouldn't it be nice if she had withdrawn the money directly? She couldn't get up from sitting on the ground, crying and shouting for us to take her to the hospital, how could she get ---- this place? She slipped under her feet, fell on her heels, and asked us to check her body? How can there be such a thing!"
"Oh, no, you wait a minute! Didn't you go to the bathroom? Then you have to stop the car and get out of the car! When you got out of the car, the old lady wasn't there, she didn't fall!"
"Uh, no!"
"Yes, your car is parked, you haven't moved, what does it have to do with us when she falls on her head? Are the glasses a ----lack of heart and eyes? Is the positive energy too much? Or is ----he taking too much medicine? What does he think about this? Oh, just to learn the spirit of the sketch, I have to help passers-by, isn't this to find myself sick?"
When Lao Liu was hospitalized, he persuaded his master to go to the street to touch porcelain. No, this is not touching porcelain, listening to this process, no one wants to touch you, it is the glasses that take the initiative to find something. It doesn't matter if the scammer is not smart and the thief's skills are not good, the most afraid is that the stupid liar meets the stupid boy and can't stand the person from sending you money!
"How's it going?"
"Uh! I wanted to send the old lady to the hospital, I didn't know the process, I asked him, and he said he was responsible! Hey, I also wondered, the car had stopped, what responsibility did he ----have? If he is responsible, he will be responsible, then he will have to be sent to the hospital! I can't make up my mind, so I'll call you, and you say, what should I do?"
"Responsibility? What responsibility do you two have? Isn't it just to park the car and you go to the toilet? What's wrong? People who are not allowed to drive are allowed to go to the public toilet? You have to hold it, and if you can't hold it, you can pee in the bottle, make up a can, and throw it out, right? If you meet a stupid boy, you will drink it again......
"Yes, I can't say it clearly! If you want to talk about responsibility, maybe there is a little bit!" Lu Liguo's voice lowered, showing a hint of embarrassment.
"What, what's wrong with the two of you, what responsibility do you have?" Hu Dafa's heart trembled, if this is really responsible, it will be bad, I didn't hear anyone say, I drove two BMWs, and in the end the only thing left was Xiao Huang and Mobike. Driving a BMW is only enough to support two, you can drive a big van, break the gold cup, and support one is not enough.
"We couldn't find a parking space, so we stopped and walked diagonally across the non-motorized lane and onto the sidewalk. If you want to talk about it, I just go to the toilet, who can delay it in two minutes? Besides, who can't see such a big car? Do you have to hit it up? If you make a mistake, you will pass, you can't make a mistake, and you can just take two steps on the motorway. Hey! Who would have thought that such a thing would happen, I, I had known this, I might as well hold it for a while! I ---- pee my pants, and I admit it!" Lu Liguo sighed deeply, and asked Hu Dafa how to solve it.
"This old lady, it's too troublesome, and she can't reason with her, it's even more powerful than those who touch porcelain! Dafa, you say, if you call the police, will something happen?"
"Well---- how do I know?" Hu Dafa scratched his head on the phone, "Six monkeys, take a look, can you be private? Did anyone see ---- at that time?"
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