[171] To be happy is to have you and me
Hundreds of catties of Cordyceps, even if Liu Yu has a lot of money, he will not be so accustomed to starlings, and besides, whether this guy eats Cordyceps or not is one thing.
After glancing at the starling speechlessly, Liu Yu pointed to the gate of the backyard and said with a disgusted expression, "A few hundred catties of Cordyceps, where did you come from, go back to where you came from, besides, I bought so much back, can you finish eating?"
"Quack, you don't understand this, are we all men, you can eat if I can't eat it, if you and I can't eat it, these big brothers can also eat it, right, quack quack... The disgusted starling was not angry, but pointed at Liu Yu and Liu Mad and them, and said with a wicked smile.
After reaching out and touching the starling's head, Liu Yu said with a smile, "You think everyone is as fat as you and needs to eat cordyceps to make a tonic, besides, that thing is not everyone's favorite food." ”
"Nonsense, where am I fat, I'm strong or not fat, I really have no vision, I can't speak, who is that, big brother, my teacup is empty, hurry up and serve tea." After disliking Liu Yu for a few words, the starling pointed to his teacup and shouted at Liu.
In the face of this starling who likes to drink tea like others and can tease, Liu Mad and others also like it in their hearts, and even they have asked Meng Xiaoqiao for it, but they are obviously rejected, and even the children of starlings, they have not been able to ask for one.
After reaching out to pour tea into the starling's cup, Liu Mad said with a funny face, "I'm Liu Yu's father, isn't it a little bad for you to call me big brother, why don't you call me uncle?"
"No, no, call you uncle, I'm out of generation, I'm all called Liu Yu boy, it's okay to call you big brother, quack, oops, tea, it's a little hot." Faced with Liu Mad's request to call his uncle, the starling shook his head directly and refused, but when he drank tea, he was too dragged, and his tongue was burned.
It's not the first time that he has been rejected by the starling, so Liu Mad doesn't seem to care very much, but at this time, seeing that Liu Yu is back, he has attracted the attention of the starling's children again; "By the way, Starling, you have so many children, can you bring one home for me?"
"Eh, what do you want my child to do, let me tell you, if you want to eat meat, you go to the vegetable market, don't hit my child's attention, otherwise I will curse starling." Hearing that Liu Mad once talked about having his own child, the starling immediately looked at Liu Mad and said with a displeased face.
To tell the truth, the starling's children are indeed a bit too many now, and its wives have basically laid eggs for it, more than two litters, and fewer have a litter of several, at this time they are a big family, there are as many as thirty-seven, and Liu Yu's villa does not look crowded, otherwise it is estimated that they will be demolished.
Hearing Liu Mad's words, Liu Yu turned to look at the starling brother and said with a smile, "Starling, children will grow up after all, parents must learn to let go and let them have their own lives, and your children are almost at the age when it is time to leave you, this is the law of nature that you can't change."
Think about it, if you don't send your children away, they will probably get married by close relatives, and they may even dig into your corners and get involved with your wife, do you say you want to send them away, or stay and turn against you, and then rob you of your position in the family?"
Hearing Liu Yu's words, the starling brother exploded in an instant, Liu Yu didn't say that he didn't feel anything, Liu Yu said this, it instantly remembered that his adult sons seemed to have been flattering at his little wife recently, and even showing off their figures.
Thinking of this, the starling immediately raised his head and said with a domineering face, "That, Liu Yu, what you said is very reasonable, parents can't take care of their children for a lifetime, so I also let them go and let them go out to live on their own."
Well, big brothers, I'll give you three of you, three children for each person, but you have to promise me to find them their own mates, plus treat them well for the rest of their lives, and they can live for eighty years, just like me, and you can't abandon them because of that, can you?"
"Oh, I'll go, starling, you don't say I really don't know, you parrots have such a long lifespan, you say no problem, eighty years OK, I'm old and my son is raised, my son is old, my grandson is raised, hehehe.... Seeing the starling's rare relief, Meng Johnson, Long Tian smiled, and Liu Mad nodded in agreement.
After getting the promise of Liu Mad and the others, the starling nodded, turned around and said, "Hey, the children are going to leave their parents after all, I will go back to accompany my children for the last day, and you will take them away tomorrow, hey." ”
The starling looked sad on the surface, but in his heart he was actually in ecstasy, "Quack, I can finally send some little guys away, girl, with these little bastards here, my wife won't make love to me, quack.... Happy days are here again, hehehehe.... ”
"Dad, you drink tea, I'll go back to the room to clean up, and change into comfortable clothes by the way, hehehe... After seeing the starling fly out, Liu Yu got up and smiled at Liu Mad and the others, and then went upstairs to change clothes.
In the face of Liu Yu's departure, Liu Mad and the others didn't say anything, and continued to drink tea and chat, as if they had long been accustomed to Liu Yu's departure at any time.
After Liu Yu went upstairs to change his clothes, he quietly came to the room of Meng Xiaoqiao and the little guys, walked behind Meng Xiaoqiao, gently hugged Meng Xiaoqiao in his arms, and felt the familiar warmth, Meng Xiaoqiao smiled directly and relaxed himself, and gently leaned on Liu Yu's arms.
Seeing that Liu Yu was hugging his mother again, the five little guys immediately got up from the crib, leaned on the railing and looked at Liu Yu, pouted their little mouths, and said angrily, "Bad Dad, let go of my Dad, come to me!!"
Poof..... Hahaha.......!!
Hearing the little guy's words, Liu Yu and Meng Xiaoqiao laughed directly, and after putting away their laughter, Liu Yu looked at the little guy and said with a funny face, "Hey, I said you little guys, who taught you these words, why do you say something strange and can make people laugh all day long??"
"Eight pots taught, eight pots said, as a new human being, we must have our own language, for example, the pretty boy thunder is not locked? Hearing Liu Yu's culture, the fourth child raised his little head and said with a proud face.
After covering his forehead, Liu Yu looked at Meng Xiaoqiao in his arms, and said without tears, "Wife, why do you little guys play with that guy starling, aren't you determined not to let the children learn well." ”
"Big brother, you think it's fun to take care of five children, if it weren't for the help of starlings and mother, I guess I would have been tired and collapsed, changing diapers, feeding milk, I can sleep no more than five hours a day.
And half of these five hours, there is the time for the little ones to take a lunch break, you say that if I don't let the starlings help, my mother and I will not be exhausted to death??" After giving Liu Yu a white look, Meng Xiaoqiao was in Liu Yu's arms, looking at Liu Yu with a disgusted face.
After gently touching Meng Xiaoqiao's hair, Liu Yu said with a smile, "Then let's do it, in the future, I will guard the night, you will guard the day, you will sleep at night, and I will sleep during the day, so it's okay, right?"
"Hee-hee-hee, that's what I thought, I don't have to be so tired with you, hee-hee-hee..." Hearing Liu Yu's plan, Meng Xiaoqiao leaned on Liu Yu's arms and said with a happy face.
(End of chapter)