Outside the lakeside villa, Zhang San and Li Si stood listlessly.

"Si'er, you said it's been half a month, the first seven have passed, and it's time to return to your soul. Didn't the old man say that on the first seven days, the dead were going home. But Brother Chong, why didn't he come back?"

"This ......," Li Si scratched his head, "Maybe it's the traffic jam at the Ghost Gate, right? Brother Chong was delayed on the road?"

"No, we haven't burned paper money for Brother Chong yet, he can't have money to buy a car below!"

"Third brother, you don't understand this, right? What kind of character is Brother Chong, he dares to smash the Hades Palace when he goes down, and it's not easy to grab a car?"

"It makes sense, or my dad is right, Si'er, your brain is smarter than me!"

The two of them have a match, but they don't have a match. I almost didn't vomit blood in the air.

If it weren't for the sad faces of these two brothers, who seemed to be thinking about themselves, Ye Chong really wanted to kick these two brothers into Yunmeng Daze with one person and one kick.

I wanted to surprise the two of them, but this posture. Forget it!

Especially Li Si, when he was there, he was more shrewd. He has only been away for a long time, how can he be like Zhang San, and become a stupid big man!

"You two are dead! You two are stuck in a traffic jam at the ghost gate!"

Ye Chong scolded. With both feet on the ground, he swept into Xia Yiren's boudoir on the second floor.

Syllable!

When Zhang San and Li Si heard this, their jaws dropped in shock.

One glance at each other, the eyes were shocked!

The first seven of the two have passed, and Ye Chong is finally back!?

You can't blame them for thinking so, their old captain Chen Dong called them a while ago, although he didn't reveal anything, but the meaning between the lines is...... Ye Chong is dead!

"Si'er, what should I do?"

After a while, Zhang San was stunned.

Li Siyi slapped his thigh, "What else can I do!" It must be that Brother Chong misses Mr. Xia too much, so he came back. Third brother, look at it, this scorching sun on his head, the yang energy is so poisonous, Brother Chong is risking his soul to be scattered......"

"I'm asking...... What should I do?"

"Uh...... Protect Mr. Xia!"

After speaking, Li Si rushed into the villa, followed by Zhang San.

The two of them chattered while running.

"Brother Chong, don't blame us brothers, you cured my father's illness......! Mr. Xia is not thin on us!"

"Brother Chong, if you die, just die, just give Mr. Xia a dream, why come back in person?

"Brother Chong, Mr. Xia, she hasn't eaten or drunk recently, and her body is weak, you said that you scared her out!"

……

In the living room, Xia Lao and the housekeeper Dong Lao glanced at each other, and at first they didn't figure out what was going on, but it could be seen that Zhang San and Li Si were rushing upstairs in a hurry, and they didn't have time to ask more, so they went up to the second floor.

"Brother Chong, I'm sorry, our brothers are the bodyguards invited by Mr. Xia!"

"Although you still introduced this job, it ...... You also said that if you get paid, you have to do some personnel!"

"There's no dog blood here, but fortunately, Si'er and I are still virgins, and there is also child urine!"

"Si'er, hit the door!"

When a few people came to the door, Zhang San shouted.

Li Si hurriedly asked, "What about you, third brother?"

"What else can you do?" Zhang Sanyi glared, unbuttoning his belt as he spoke, "You hit the door." I pee. The old man has said that if there is no blood, the boy's urine can also exorcise evil spirits and avoid demons! Xia Lao, don't stop me, and Dong Lao, you pull Xia Lao to hide away, I ......"

Boom!

The door was kicked open by Li Siyi, but Zhang San's voice stopped abruptly.

His pants had fallen off and he was about to pee, but Zhang San was as petrified as he was, with his mouth wide open, stunned.

Xia Lao, housekeeper Dong Lao and Li Si also looked at the room in a daze, motionless.

I saw that in the boudoir, Xia Yiren was wrapped around Ye Chong like an octopus, closing his eyes affectionately, catering to Ye Chong's kiss.

Hearing movement, the lips parted.

Xia Yiren and Ye Chong looked at the door at the same time.

"Ah~!" was Xia Yiren's exclamation.

"Zhang San, who drafted the uncle!, are you a special exhibitionist!?" was Ye Chong's roaring voice like a dragon.

The mid-level immortal power of the Mortal Realm was even contained in the thunderous roar, which shocked Li Si and the others and almost knelt on the ground.

But they are much better than Zhang San.

For a moment. Zhang San suddenly felt that he was frightened and impotent.

Xia Yiren snorted and buried her head in Ye Chong's arms.

Ye Chong glared at Zhang San viciously, waved his hand casually, and the invisible aura instantly surged, closing the door.

Outside the door. The four of them were stunned, and the air seemed to freeze.

Whoa!

The sound of running water broke the awkward atmosphere.

Xia Lao and the three looked at it and almost kicked it over, but it was Zhang San. Pee......

Li Si patted Zhang San sympathetically and handed over a sympathetic look.

That seems to mean, third brother, instead of worrying about whether you will be impotent, I feel that you should go to the hospital to check it out first. You are not premature ejaculation.

"What's that...... It may be a misunderstanding!" Li Si blushed and bowed apologetically to Elder Xia and Elder Dong, the housekeeper.

"Huh!"

Xia Lao and the housekeeper Dong Lao glanced at each other, and after giving Zhang San a blank look, they went downstairs with Li Si.

They also knew the news of the Skeleton Water Dragon King's execution, but like everyone else, they never linked the death of the Skeleton Water Dragon King to Ye Chong.

They were worried, but they were just worried that Ye Chong would be missing for more than half a month. No news, just that.

But now that Ye Chong is back, it's better than anything!

Xia Yi people are no longer decadent, then it is better than everything!

Xia Lao and the housekeeper Dong Lao sat back on the sofa, stopped smoking, and made a cup of tea directly.

Tea brew well. You can drink it. When the two little couples upstairs were tired of crookedness, they just happened to ask Ye Chong, where have they run these days, making their palm pearls almost worry to death!

Zhang San also walked down embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Xia Lao." The floor was dirty, but I wiped it off. ”

Without waiting for Xia Lao to speak, Zhang San scratched his head and muttered to himself in wonder, "Si'er." Brother Chong...... Really not dead?"

Li Si nodded speechlessly, "I feel that the old captain is cheating on the two of us, Brother Chong, isn't this good." If you are a ghost, you can ......"

Li Si said half of what he said, but Zhang San spoke without thinking. Hurriedly compensated, "I saw it too, really! When you opened the door, I saw Brother Chong...... Ing...... Pull out your gun!?"

"Although some people say that the ghost is unfinished, can it ...... The ghost can't pull out a gun, can he?"

"Get out!"

Xia Lao couldn't hold back any longer, and scolded, so frightened that Zhang San and Li Si shrank their necks and left the villa as if they were fleeing.

The housekeeper Dong Lao coughed dryly, and hurriedly persuaded, "Master, you dissipate your anger." Both of them are stunned, and they usually speak so directly. The tea is almost ready, let's drink tea, drink tea, ......"

But as soon as the words fell, there was a rhythmic and dynamic crash from the ceiling.

The sound was like a wooden chair hitting the ground. It's like a double hammer colliding, and it's more like a bed board shaking......

Like a fart, I was pulling out a gun just now, isn't it just shooting now!?

The housekeeper Dong Lao couldn't deceive himself anymore, and said with a dry smile. "Master, let's go home. Since my sister-in-law is back, there is nothing to worry about, and we will ask another day if there is something. ”

"Uh...... Ah, right. Let's go home, this girl doesn't like to drink tea, and her tea is not good, let's go home and drink tea. ”

Xia Lao's face was also a little embarrassed, and as soon as he stood up, he heard Ye Chong's voice from upstairs again.

"You seem to have seen Zhang San just now, wife, tell me the truth...... Who's bigger?"

“……”

Hearing this, Xia Lao didn't dare to think about it anymore, young people nowadays, there are so many ways to play!?

As soon as Zhang San and Li Si left with their front feet, the two old men also ran out with red faces.

When leaving by car, Xia Lao also heard that Zhang San didn't know who he was calling.

"Chen Dong, you have suffered a thousand cuts! What captain, Lao Tzu has retired. Why do you still call you Captain!"

"you! Brother Chong is good! I saw him just now. yes, I'm pulling out my gun!"

"What kind of gun do you want? What kind of gun can you say? In our Huaxia, not everyone has real guns and live ammunition!"

……

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"

Xia Lao couldn't listen to it anymore. Hurriedly urged the driver.

……

The sun is shining.

Yunmeng Daze water is sparkling, and Songhai mountains and pines are swaying.

And the second floor of the lakeside villa has passed the spring breeze once.

Xia Yiren was frightened for several days, and he didn't eat or drink, and he couldn't stand Ye Chong's toss at all.

After a round of fighting, he had already fallen asleep on the incense bed.

A few days ago, Ye Chong had been fighting and killing, and then he was in a coma for several days, and he was extremely tired physically and mentally. The way a woman rests when she is tired is to sleep, whereas the way a man rests when he is tired is to sleep with a woman.

Ye Chong was no exception, he originally planned to use the power of spiritual power to soothe the blood of Xia Yiren, breathe the delicate body, and then fight again.

But after a round of fighting, Ye Chong had a feeling of kidney deficiency.

Immortal cultivators will also have kidney deficiency? Ye Chong was speechless, could it be that I had a spring dream when I was in a coma, and I made my kidney deficiency?

No way?

Ye Chong was speechless again, if he guessed correctly, it would be true...... There is nothing more to say.

Because in his dream, he didn't fight with the woman who couldn't see her face clearly, and he didn't fight for three hundred rounds, but he had to have ten rounds......