686 Pretending to be drunk
A few minutes later, Qi Ruilan's phone rang for the fourth time, "Hey, what's the matter with ---- leader?" Hu Dafa pretended to have a knot in his tongue, burped, and continued the phone intermittently.
"Where are you? I can smell the alcohol over the phone!"
"Hehe, uh---- have some drinks with friends, it's a little too ----?
"I'm going over? I don't have a place to put my busy feet here, and I'm still drinking? You quickly put down your wine glass, come over quickly, and look for you for something!
"I can't go ---- I'm going to go! I'm so weak that I'm scared to spit out in the car! Why don't you ---- let the police car pick me up! I'm used to ---- sitting on that!"
"Hey!" Qi Ruilan was helpless on the other side of the phone, there are not too many ways to deal with this Hu Dafa, and he is still drunk, and it is even more difficult to deal with it. "I'll tell you, the last time you brought that, the one surnamed Fu, remember, his business!
"The surname is Fu?" Hu Dafa rolled his eyes, "What's the matter? Solved the ---- case? That liar has been caught? Yes, it's fast enough! It's only been ----two months! It's been two months! It's been two months! It's amazing---- my sister! Give him the money, and let him send you a pennant!"
"Who is your sister!" Qi Ruilan paused there for a few seconds, and she felt a little embarrassed, this case was really not solved by herself, she didn't care about it, and she sent the liar to the door by reporting the case. "Alas, no matter what else, you hurry up, otherwise, I want you, believe it or not!"
The most effective way to deal with Hu Dafa is to smoke.
"Uh! I, there are still ---- and a half bottle of wine, after drinking, I'll go ----!" After speaking, no matter what Qi Ruilan thought, he hung up the phone directly.
"Yes, you dare to talk to the police like this! I don't see it!" Qiu Dalong glared, looking at Hu Dafa with some surprise, and some admiration in his heart. It's okay to brag about yourself, but the police, the city management, the police station, and even the boss of the underworld don't pay attention to it, except for serving your father, no one is convinced! But when you see a real person, it's really not like that, at least you don't dare to cheat. Even if you want to bargain for a few words, you have to find the right person.
"It's not worth mentioning!" Hu Dafa waved his hand casually, as if skimming off a floating cloud, and his mind was still thinking about how to deal with it for a while.
After drinking another half glass of wine, Hu Dafa felt that it was almost over, threw down two hundred yuan, picked up the remaining little wine, and went out leisurely. Before leaving, he threw down a sentence: "Wait for me to come back!"
To be honest, I don't know if I can come back safely and smoothly, if I say a wrong word, play with it, or if Brother Fu says it is missing, just hold it down, isn't this sending it to someone's door? But if you don't go, the police have to go to your house to pick you up.
"Master, stop here!" Hu Dafa pointed to his car on the side of the road.
"Are you okay with this? If you drink, you still have to drive back? You are not afraid of night checks? Recently, you can be strict! This must be caught, but it is not a matter of deducting this penalty! You have to be detained directly! You still have to study! Now drunk driving is criminalized!" The taxi driver said with concern while looking for money. For the sake of yourself, for your family, and for everyone, don't drink and drive.
"It's okay, I have someone! No one dares to care about me, don't worry! See you later!" Hu Dafa took the change, agreed casually, waved goodbye to the taxi, and got into his car.
This time, I will definitely be recognized. Brother Fu said that one person would arrest two people, who could believe it? Anyway, the police would not believe it so easily! Qi Ruilan was not a fool, and he would definitely easily suspect himself. The reports were all sent by themselves, and this kind of thing must be indispensable!
Just in case, it's important to change your clothes and pants first!
Make a little change at the right time, at least you can add a little security to yourself. In the afternoon, he was still gray, and after drinking a little wine, he was white. Hu Dafa casually sprayed the fragrance of Erguotou on his underwear jacket, although this thing is not as good as imported CD perfume, but it gives people the same feeling---- it lasts for a long time, and it is not a problem to smoke you from three or five meters apart.
Who knows for sure whether this bottle is made of pure grain? What if you enter the filming scene of Transformers and don't drink milk and drink liquor?
"Master, let's go, police station!" Hu Dafa poured the remaining little liquor into his mouth as he guided the way forward.
"Police station, buddy, why are you going? Surrender yourself? Have you a drink? It's the last meal?" The driver looked at Hu Dafa's style and smelled the smell of a cart of wine.
"No! Report the case! Settle accounts with the police! Just eat and don't work, that's okay!" Hu Dafa said nonsense, no matter if he is true or not, you can't believe what he says now!
"Wow! You're so good!" The driver pouted and smacked his taste, this is a drink, before you drink, you go to a walk around to try, drink a little wine, you don't know what your last name is! The police station is all your family! If you drink more, the Great Wall will not have to move to your own house?
Hu Dafa threw down a big bill, forgot all the wine bottles in the car, didn't look back, didn't find the money, and rushed directly into the police station.
"Who are you looking for?" The security guard at the door was quite responsible, and almost hugged Hu Dafa by the waist.
"Looking for you all ---- police officer, she ---- call me!" Hu Dafa was not drunk and pretended to be drunk, it was relatively simple, he directly found a lean, relaxed his body, and lay in the arms of the security guard. I've handed over more than 100 pounds to you, see what you do! You can't throw me on the street!
"Hey, I said, how much wine have you drunk in the ----! You're standing! Hey----" The security guard smelled the pungent smell of wine, and his saliva was about to run down, if it's okay, just order some wine on the skewers, hey, it tastes good!
The security guard almost carried Hu Dafa into the gate and put him directly into the reception room. Hu Dafa was not polite, covered his head and leaned on the table, and then wanted to beckon him to get up, not to prepare some hard goods such as big kidneys, chicken wings, and flesh and bones, it is estimated that it is a little difficult.
"You're such a cow!" the security guard pouted, glanced at Hu Dafa, and returned to his post after contacting.
This kind of is really not a cow, compared to this cow, there are too many, the director and the director have to come down to say hello, as for whether they can enforce the law impartially in the future, I don't know!
"Hu Dafa, have drunk too much?" Hu Dafa listened to the sound of Qi Ruilan's leather shoes, until he came to him, still lying there deeply, motionless, letting the police shout his name beside him. "Wake up!
"Smack!" Qi Ruilan slapped the table hard with his iron sand palm, hoping that Hu Dafa would be awakened and blow him up. However, Hu Dafa had long expected this hand, so he was indifferent at all, just shook his body on the table, twisted his head, and continued to sleep in the opposite direction.