"I'm just stopping the car and asking, what are you running?" Yan Fei asked without a beating and out of breath as the man who had already been classified as a thief ran in front of him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hell......" The man screamed, turned his head and continued to run.

Dare to say that I am a ghost? Yan Fei smiled and looked at the surrounding wheat fields.

Under Yan Fei's deliberate tricks, the man ran around in the wheat field, and the ghost ran to the middle of several graves. Then, a figure behind the grave appeared in front of him again.

This man finally didn't dare to run anymore, and as soon as his legs were weak, he fell to his knees: "Daxian spares my life! I won't dare to steal oil in the future! You spare me! I shouldn't have disturbed your old man by running around on a motorcycle, so let me go this time!"

Yan Fei understood as soon as he heard it, this is still a thief! He is still a stupid thief, a super stupid thief who thinks he is a ghost.

"I don't blame you, you came to my house, and it was fate to meet you, I just wanted to call you over to talk. Yan Fei's belly burst with laughter, and he said with a smile pretending to be serious.

"Daxian, I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to your house, Daxian spares my life! I won't dare to come again! I'll never come! When I go back, I'll send you money and flowers every day!" Hearing Yan Fei speak, this person didn't even dare to raise his head, and his voice trembled when he knelt on the ground and spoke.

Lao Tzu is not dead, why do you want to burn paper money for Lao Tzu?

Yan Fei almost burst into laughter: "Alas, I died at a young age, and I can't spend so much money, it's useless to ask for money, I just want to find someone to play with, and it's okay to talk to me." ”

"Daxian, I have the old and the young, and I have to go back to feed a large family! I will definitely burn more money in the future, and Daxian will spare his life......" The man couldn't even kneel steadily, and fell to the ground with a weak body, begging for mercy with a trembling voice.

Emotional Yan Fei appeared for the first time, this thief was just a passerby who wanted to hitchhike, but in a blink of an eye, he appeared in front of the thief again, and the thief's heart was furious.

By the time he stood in front of the motorcycle for the third time, the thief had been so stunned that he almost wet his pants.

It's the middle of the night, the motorcycle is running wildly all the way, and the same person appears in front of you for a while, waving at you, just past and running in front of you, so many times, what else can it be besides a ghost?

Coupled with the fear of making a mistake, the thief ran to the center of the grave by himself, and he was bold if he was not scared to death at this time.

"Don't be afraid, it's okay, in fact, it's quite comfortable down there, but the people who live far away don't want to find a neighbor, and there's no one to talk to. You can just talk to me, I just need to breathe a little yang energy now, I can't die!" Yan Fei made up his mind to pretend to be a god and a ghost to the end.

According to a legend in the countryside, this ghost can only live by absorbing people's yang energy, Yan Fei has also heard of it, but he didn't expect it to be used.

Gotta ...... Gotta ......

The thief was completely weak, unable to speak, and fought with his upper and lower teeth.

It was the first time for Yan Fei to see someone who was so frightened that he would become like this, and he couldn't help but take a few steps closer, but the thief trembled even more.

"Don't be afraid, I really just want someone to talk to. Tell me about it, have you been beaten away by us now?" Yan Fei said matter-of-factly. "I died unjustly, there were so many people who died at that time, and there was no place to even be reincarnated. I've been here for a long time, and I haven't seen anyone alive in a long time!"

"Alas...... You...... Wouldn't it?" Yan Fei sighed slowly, and was about to continue talking, when he suddenly found that this person had not even moved, and he was suddenly startled.

This scared to death, Yan Fei tested the nose of this silent guy, and he was angry!

It's good that he didn't die, to be honest, in the middle of this circle of graves, in the middle of the night, he himself felt panicked.

slapped his face, pinched the person, and tossed for a while, but the person still didn't move, and Yan Fei didn't move.

After thinking about it, I picked up some dry firewood from Caiyuan Island and lit a fire.

When the fire lit up, he immediately felt better, took a bowl of water, and splashed it on the thief's face.

It's just stealing something, seeing that this thief is so cowardly, Yan Fei is embarrassed to really scare him and throw him here, so let's wake him up and send him to the police station!

Sure enough, the effect of the cold water was very good, and the thief was confused for a while, and then woke up: "Am I dead?"

"Get up, get up, I'm not a ghost, I'm messing around with you. Yan Fei kicked him and waved his hand at him. "You see, I am a shadow, not a ghost. ”

Probably because of the firelight, this thief had already fainted again just now, the so-called death and resurrection, this guy was a lot bolder, and he looked at it, and tried to stretch out his hand tremblingly and touched Yan Fei's calf.

It took him half a day to finally believe that Yan Fei was not a ghost.

"Okay, hurry up, come with me, I'll take you to the police station." Yan Fei saw that he believed that he was not a ghost, and began to beckon him to leave quickly.

"Why did I go to the police station with you?" The man wiped his face, stood up tremblingly, and when he stood still, he suddenly laughed suspiciously. "Boy, you scared Lao Tzu so much that he almost lost his soul, and you still want to arrest Lao Tzu and go to the police station, if you don't give you some color to see, you don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!"

Yan Fei still underestimated the complexity of this human thing, he didn't expect that a person who was as timid as a mouse in the face of a ghost would change his face so quickly when he found out that he was not a ghost: "I just saved you......? I ......"

Before that's done, there's no need to say it.

Just as he was talking, the man had already pulled out a short knife from his waist, and waved two bright cold lights under the firelight: "Don't talk nonsense, scare Lao Tzu in the middle of the night, and give Lao Tzu death!"

Yan Fei retreated, dodging his bottom-up knife, if he hadn't dodged quickly, wouldn't he have opened his stomach with just one swoop?

The insidious viciousness of this knife immediately angered him.

Seeing him dodge, the man smiled again: "I'm still a practitioner, I said, why are you pretending to be a ghost and scary here in the middle of the night? But when you meet Lao Tzu today, you're unlucky!"

Yan Fei had already stood still at this moment, standing on a grave and looking at this person condescendingly, and was furious: "If the master doesn't pretend to be a ghost, he will still kill you!"

As soon as the words fell, the body swelled suddenly, and a pair of black bat wings opened out, and a sharp beak was a strange scream.

At this moment, he was really full of anger and murderous intent, originally thought that he was just a thief, and his crime would not lead to death. Although he scared him out of his mind at first, he was kind enough to help him wake up, but he dared to kill himself, which was simply looking for death.

Just as he was about to understand this person's fate, he didn't want him to do it yet, when he saw this person suddenly stunned, his eyes widened, and then he made two grunts in his throat, and fell down softly.

Yan Fei suddenly froze for a moment, thought about it and returned to his human form, looked at the big pants under his feet that were torn by the deformation just now, scolded, and flashed into the cave on Caiyuan Island to find two more clothes to put on.

After coming out, I touched this person's nose again, and found that this guy was really fatal, and he hadn't been scared to death.

Kill him, dig a pit and bury him, after all, this guy has seen himself transformed.

Just as he was about to make a move, Yan Fei hesitated a little again.

Wouldn't the motorcycle be unrecurrent if he was killed? From the beginning when he thought this guy was a thief, he already regarded the motorcycle as his own, otherwise he wouldn't have been kind enough to run over and turn off the engine, wouldn't he?

Forget it, anyway, he didn't believe it, and every day in the township swore that they had encountered demons and monsters, and they were all spread to be miraculous, and the results were not all the same. After thinking about it for a few seconds, he immediately decided to send this guy to the police station.

The main thing is that he is playing with the short knife he just picked up, and he thinks that this knife is not bad, and he should be surnamed Yan in the future.

Anyway, looking at this guy's character who dares to kill people at every turn, he won't have a good life when he enters the police station.

This is also the reason he found for himself, the key is that he hasn't killed anyone yet, right? Of course, he will never admit this.

was about to find some rope to tie up the thief and take it away, but as soon as he turned the thief over, before he could tie it up, a foul smell almost fainted Yan Fei.

Yan Fei glanced at it and scolded: "I've fainted, why don't you put a trap for the master!"

I kicked this guy and went to get cold water to splash my face, but this time it was good, and I didn't wake up after splashing it twice.

Yan Fei really doesn't want to touch this guy, it doesn't matter if he is already rolling and crawling in the wheat field, he wants to get another and pee on his crotch, not to mention how disgusting.

After thinking about it, I pulled a mat out of the cave, which was still used to sell watermelons, which were carefully woven from wheat straw, and it took me a long time to find the most broken one, and I came out to wrap this person and bundle it, and carried it to the motorcycle.

It just so happened that two bags were broken when the motorcycle fell to the ground, and although the black and slimy oil stained the motorcycle, there was just an empty spot to put the thief on it.

He drove to the door of the police station, put the bag of oil that was still intact with the person, ran over and knocked on the door, heard the promise inside, and ran away on the motorcycle without waiting for the door to open the door - he was afraid that people would ask him for a motorcycle, and when he shouted that there was a thief, he always pinched his nose and shouted.