Chapter 136: Crab God
When he returned to the dormitory, he threw the book he was holding on the desk, and Poplar pressed the computer monitor with his hand. During the time he went out to class, the computer just turned off the screen, and it was not turned off, and he was still hanging on the BT next thing.
After sitting down, I looked up at the screen.,I found that the game was finished.,Thinking that the cracked Chinese patch hasn't landed yet.,So I clicked on the browser and logged in to the stand-alone game website he frequented.。
"It's been a week, the crab god should have made a move, right?" Poplar muttered quietly as he waited for the page to load.
Crab God is a new tech savvy on the site, and in a little over a month, he has released optimization patches for nearly 100 games, and he is said to have done it alone. These high-quality patches show that this person is proficient in cracking, sinicization, optimization, encryption and compression, and so on. Such an all-round master who spans the sky like a comet was suddenly regarded as a lifelong idol by Poplar.
Not only that, the hacking technology of the crab god seems to be first-class, all the patches released by the crab god are not prohibited from reprinting, but everyone is required to keep his ID and avatar when reprinting, "Otherwise, I will hack your website and change it myself", and so far there is no reprint website that has not done things according to his rules.
In fact, the ID of the crab god is not called "crab god", his avatar is a big golden round cartoon smiley face, and the ID is "Come and thank me for this good person". However, because the content of the game patches released by him is very harmonious and loving, he was called "God of Harmony", "God of Harmony", "God of Harmony", "God of Harmony", and finally somehow changed his voice and became "Crab God". Later, the crab god simply changed his avatar to a big crab wielding tongs, which can be regarded as acknowledging the nickname "crab god".
As a die-hard admirer of the crab god, Poplar is also quite speechless for the crab god's unique taste and maverick approach, the crab god has never taken the initiative to reply to other players' messages, but sometimes the new patch after the update and upgrade will appear in the comments of netizens kneeling for features and improvements, indicating that the crab god should have a message area.
Crab God releases patches for a wide range of game types, with a variety of themes and styles of games, whether it's RTs real-time strategy, or FPs hand shooting, RPg role-playing, and even small casual games such as bubble dragon gem match-3, he will release patches. It is said that as long as he finds the game fun, he will release an optimized harmony patch for this game.
But no matter what style or theme these games are, after playing the Crab God's Harmony Patch, it will become very strange and very Crab God style.
The basic function of the crab god patch is to crack the sinicization and optimize it appropriately,Enhance the stability of the game,This is not much different from the patches made by other crackers,The real difference is in the unique "harmony function" of the crab god patch。
All games have been added to the "Caring for Physical and Mental Health Harmony System", foul language, sexuality, violence and blood and other content are cartoonized or mosaic, and the game time is also strictly limited, after a single game time exceeds 2 hours, it will pop up when the game rhythm slows down"Healthy Game Prompt", automatically save and lock the game. You can't play again until five hours have passed. And this time limit is common to all games with the Evil God patch, which means that if all games are played with the Crab God patch, you can only play the game for two hours at a time, and then you have to rest for five hours before you can unlock it again. Although it can be avoided by modifying the system time, it is very inconvenient after all.
Of course, playing other non-crab god games in these five hours is not affected at all, but "from thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift", after playing the efficient and optimized crab god version of the game, when playing the normal version, you will feel that the computer suddenly becomes stuck, the mouse becomes insensitive, and the keyboard is not easy.
As a die-hard loyalist, Poplar's computer no longer has a non-Crab God version of the game - even iQue Minesweeper for Windows has a Crab God patch that enhances the graphics and algorithms.
At first, Poplar was also very unaccustomed to the maddening harmony system of the crab god, but after a long time, he slowly got used to it and noticed the benefits, and the game was automatically locked for two hours each time, forcing him to do homework during the time when he couldn't play the game, soak in the forum, and wash clothes, but he developed a good study and life habit.
If this is acceptable, Poplar thinks the most bizarre thing is that the crab god is very enthusiastic about supporting the genuine version as a cracker.
After playing the Crab God Harmony patch, all games will be displayed when they are launched and closed. If the game has been officially released in China, then the Crab God version of the game that has not passed the genuine verification will become a "24-hour trial version", and it will be automatically locked after 24 hours of cumulative play, and the game can only be continued if it passes the genuine verification or uninstalls and reinstalls. And those foreign masterpieces that have not been introduced in China,It's just a simple reminder to actively buy the genuine version.,There is no time-limited trial、Expiration lock-up setting。
The crab god's maverick behavior makes the crab god patch have a mixed reputation on the forum, some people praise the good game he recommends, some people tout his first cracked patch, and some people angrily scold him for being nosy and cracking the game and adding bullshit health and harmony system to it, which is purely a redundant move and idle egg pain.
For these praises and criticisms,Crab God has never taken the initiative to reply,It's these netizens themselves who fought in the post,The war spread to all the patch posts of Crab God,It burned to the entire stand-alone game circle,Stand-alone game forums and publishing sites,There are "crab powder" and "crab black" battles everywhere。
As a glorious crab fan, Poplar also often logs on to major game websites, using the six-character mantra of "love to play and not to play" to get rid of evil spirits and protect the crab god. And today his crab god did not disappoint him, after the forum page was loaded, he found that the latest post of the crab god "Late Singles Day Gift, Six Type 3 Mainstream Game Crab God Patch" was topped on the homepage.
In order to let you actively go out of the outdoors and look for spring, I specially did not release the good Singles Day gifts, but waited until today. Let's hope this gift doesn't turn into a consolation. ”
"Installation method: the old rule, after downloading and decompressing, you can use antivirus software to check the virus, to ensure that it is non-toxic and harmless. Please turn off the anti-virus software during installation to prevent the real-time monitoring function of the anti-virus software from interfering with file registration. Once the patch is installed, you can restart the antivirus software. ”
Poplar carefully read the post of the crab god and found that he was downloading the patch of this game, so he immediately reached out and clicked the mouse to download the patch. At the same time, thousands of users across the country have downloaded the same patches as him.
These patches are naturally the poison prepared by Atletico for Lionheart's antivirus, and this so-called "crab god" is naturally one of Atletico's thousands of vests. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net