Chen Xuan was almost dragged back to the bedroom by Shi Bing and Qi Yanwei, and although Li Guitao did not help, he was obviously on the united front with them. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The three of them looked at Chen Xuan with scrutinizing eyes, and almost pressed Chen Xuan to the chair in the center of the ground, if possible, Shi Bing didn't care about using unconventional means against Chen Xuan.

Zhao Fengying, the first beauty of Chuncheng University, the leader of the beauty list, since she entered the school, the so-called school flower has always been subordinate to her.

There are countless versions of her legends, each of which is so fragrant and bizarre, and the most recent version is all related to Chen Xuan.

In the past few days, the third brother in the dormitory has become the focus of everyone's attention, and there are more classmates in the dormitory who often come and go, and in the end, they will lean on Chen Xuan intentionally or unintentionally.

When the third brother first heard the rumors, of course he wouldn't believe it to be true, but this matter was like crazy, and Shi Bing was even more deeply touched.

It turned out that the girls in the class rarely paid attention to him, but recently they took the initiative to move closer to him, although they didn't have eyebrows, but they were kind to him.

At first, Shi Bing was still a little complacent, but in the end, he realized that these women were not interested in him at all, or changed their views on him, but wanted to take out the scandal news of Chen Xuan and Zhao Fengying from his mouth.

This made Shi Bing extremely angry, although he would not admit that he was worse than Chen Xuan if he died, but he also thought that Chen Xuan, regardless of his identity or appearance, it was normal to provoke the little girl to like him.

Especially this guy still holds the title of champion, and he also shines at the opening ceremony of the freshmen, plus he is also the vice president of the student union, no matter what his status, there should be no shortage of girls to admire.

He and Chen Xuan were once stopped by a little girl on campus, and the little girl directly asked Chen Xuan if he had a girlfriend, and the meaning of Sima Zhao's heart was known to passers-by.

At that time, Chen Xuan calmly replied that he did, and the little girl continued to ask, and Chen Xuan pretended that B couldn't be rounder anymore, "I'm sorry, classmate, I'm going to the library!" and then walked away very coldly.

Shi Bing asked Chen Xuan at that time, and Chen Xuan said: "I came to the university to study, not to waste time and life, there is time to fall in love......

Shi Bing was immediately furious, if he wasn't afraid of Chen Xuan's force value, he might have overturned Chen Xuan's pretending to be a criminal on the spot.

The third brother also discussed the matter of Chen Xuan's girlfriend in private, and indeed found no signs that Chen Xuan had a girlfriend, which made the three of them extremely puzzled.

Qi Yanwei firmly believes that Chen Xuan either has a problem with his orientation or has a problem with his physiology, otherwise this is not logical at all.

Qi Yanwei glanced at Shi Bing, and Shi Bing immediately asked, "Sixth, tell the truth!"

Chen Xuan asked knowingly, "Second brother, what are you telling the truth?"

Shi Bing sneered twice, "Sixth, do you have anything to do with Secretary Zhao?"

"No?" Chen Xuan said unusually firmly.

"Do you think we'll believe it, do you think we're Shabi?" Qi Yanwei interjected with a sneer.

"I came to the university to study hard and make progress every day, how could I waste time on this love affair......" Chen Xuan said without blushing.

"Don't talk nonsense, who believes this, from the truth, I don't believe that you will Secretary Zhao is not moved!" Qi Yanwei said angrily.

"Hehe, why should I be tempted. ”

Qi Yanwei said: "If you don't want to be interested in Secretary Zhao, then I doubt that you don't like women?"

Shi Bing added fuel and vinegar and said: "Damn, the third child, if you say this, it is better to ask the sixth child if he is a man!"

Chen Xuan can understand that these two brothers coincide and want to interrogate themselves, if they don't fight back, then they won't stop there, they will only get worse.

"I can prove that the sixth child has morning erection, and I have been observing this for a while. ”

Shi Bing analyzed very seriously, "But I checked the bed of the sixth child, and found no traces of spermatozoa, I went to the Internet café to check that there is a so-called ED, there are congenital and acquired, and the sixth child basically ruled out congenital."

But just because you have an erection doesn't mean it's not ed......"

This guy is a mutiny at any time.,Team up according to your mood and preferences.,In the dormitory, because of his presence, battles are often staged.、Three Kingdoms、Four Nations War.。 In the end, he was always on the same team as the winner.

The third brother looked at Shi Bing in confusion, "Second brother, second brother, you wait, what is ED, you have been playing this term lately, I can't understand it?"

Shi Bing was very impatient, "Third child, why don't you have knowledge, don't go out in the future and tell people that I have a bedroom with you, I can't afford to lose this person, I don't know, you are still not a man?"

Recently, Shi Bing dragged the abbreviations of the English words he learned, which made the dormitory people, including Chen Xuan, sometimes dizzy.

Shi Bing was very proud because of this, and he was very happy to play, but the boss threw himself to the ground for the five bodies he admired.

The third child was unhappy, he was scolded many times, and his face was red because his skin was a little thin.

"Second brother, don't always pretend to be a foreign devil and speak Chinese!

Shi Bing waved his hand, "I don't want to deal with you, I'm uneducated, it's really hard to communicate with you as an illiterate, do you know, big brother?"

The eldest brother shook his head, he really didn't know that in the period just now, he had searched for countless English words starting with e and d, but he was not sure what they were.

For the sake of prudence, he chose to keep his mouth shut, and he found that the third child was stabbed, mainly because he owed his mouth.

Shi Bing was deeply proud, he had forgotten the original intention of interrogating Chen Xuan, and looked at Chen Xuan with ambition and disdain.

"Sixth, do you know?"

For a long time before, in order to satisfy Shi Bing's expressive desire, Chen Xuan would choose to pretend not to know, and he was unwilling to expose his abbreviated wordplay.

But today, this guy dared to provoke the other two and interrogate himself, and even intended to attack himself and slander himself as impotence, which made Chen Xuan unacceptable.

For Chen Xuan, if people don't offend me, I won't offend others, if people offend me, I will offend people, and what if the people who offend me are relatives and friends? Then I will become annoying......

"Erectiledysfunction, erectile dysfunction, in 1992, the National Institutes of Health decided to replace impotence with the term after discussion by relevant experts.

ED refers to the fact that when there is a requirement for ***, the yin meridian can not be erected or the erection is not strong, or although there is an erection and a certain degree of hardness, but it cannot maintain the surname for a sufficient time, thus hindering the *** or can not be completed******* it is divided into two types: congenital and pathological, the former is rare and not easy to cure, and the latter is more common, and the cure rate is high......"

Shi Bing looked at Chen Xuan dumbfounded, obviously Chen Xuan was much more complete than he knew, he only knew this term after being cursed by the girl when he was picking up a girl on QQ, and he understood it briefly.

Then, according to his personality, it will be enjoyable to take it out and show off in the bedroom in the shortest possible time.

After a while, he asked, "Sixth, do you have nothing to do, why are you studying it?"

Chen Xuan said with a smile: "Every day when I get out of bed, I see that the body hair on your bed is falling off, and sometimes there are unknown traces that disappear from time to time......

Shi Bing looked at the bed nervously, and sure enough, he found a piece of detached object that had not been cleaned, and sat on the bed to block it, for fear that others would see it.

Chen Xuan continued: "Second brother, your face is a little pale, and the dark circles under your eyes are too heavy, so you probably have a habit of **. Second brother, I can remind you that being able to shoot doesn't mean there are no problems.

ed, there are many kinds, there are psychological, neurological, pathological ......"

Shi Bing's facial muscles jumped and jumped, and he involuntarily looked at his crotch, and then raised his head suddenly.

"Sixth, don't scare me......

"How could I scare you, second brother, I have a relative who is a urology doctor who specializes in treating this disease!"

Chen Xuan said very calmly: "We are all brothers, this is not a big deal, you can shoot it proves that it is acquired and can be cured."

My relatives said that the sooner this disease is treated, the better, and I am not an expert in this area, so don't believe me, it is best to go to the infirmary to consult Dr. Lu......

Before Chen Xuan finished speaking, Shi Bing's people had already rushed out, leaving the eldest brother and third brother who looked like monsters.

Qi Yanwei really admired Chen Xuan, "Sixth, you know so much, third brother, I admire you like the water of the Songjiang River......"

Chen Xuan was unmoved, and stopped him in time, "Third brother, I don't really understand this, I have been studying the criminal law recently, and there is this explanation in the judgment of the rape case." ”

Li Guitao asked in surprise: "Sixth, what about your diagnosis of the second child......

"What kind of diagnosis, it's just nonsense, the second brother jerks off too often, the bed keeps shaking, I'm going to be annoyed to death......"

"Isn't the second child impotent?" asked the eldest brother cautiously.

"Of course not, with so much energy, how can it be impotence. Chen Xuan smiled lazily.

Qi Yanwei said: "Sixth, then you let him go to Doctor Lu." ”

Chen Xuan lay on the bed, put his hands behind his head, and said very leisurely: "Dr. Lu is a woman, and he specializes in female gynecology ......."

Li Guitao pointed at Chen Xuan, "Sixth, aren't you harming your second brother?"

Chen Xuan smiled and said nothing, he dared to question his sexual function, if he didn't let him suffer, this guy might find himself uncomfortable in the future.

So for a long time, Shi Bing didn't dare to raise his head in front of people, and he went to Dr. Lu to ask whether he was impotent or not, which was talked about by many people as a joke.

In fact, if it weren't for Zhao Fengying taking the initiative, then Chen Xuan would definitely not choose to fall in love at this time, because there was still a knot in his heart.

Yang Lan, the girl who came to school a year later and was judged as a school flower, framed herself in her previous life, and he didn't have a chance to question her, in this life, he wanted to know what it was for?

Although he knew very well that everything had changed, the knot had always been difficult for him to let go......