There are two things in this world that make people happy the most, one is the loss of memory, and the other is a good food.

Because Lu Cheng said goodbye and went to Wei Zhongxian in private, this "Hongmen Banquet" made Meng Xiaotian anxious. Alone in the store, she fidgeted, crawling on the table and staring out the door, walking aimlessly around the store, sticking to the door and looking at it stupidly, and running to the backyard to search for everyone along the room.

Meng Xiaotian came out of Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing's house, with her hands on her hips and an angry look: "Why haven't you come back, I still expect you to hide behind to surprise me, hum." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked into the kitchen with a pout, and after a while, she took a cucumber out. At this time, in Meng Xiaotian's eyes, the cucumber with flowers on her head was like a land orange, she squeezed the cucumber version of Lu Tangerine tightly, and approached the front: "Dead Lu Tangerine, you were bitten to death by zombies when you were alive, and you never had a brain." You don't know Wei Zhongxian's martial arts, and you have to go to the meeting alone. What should I do if you are turned into scum by him? However, if you dare to come back, I will never let you go!" After speaking, Meng Xiaotian broke the cucumber and split it into two pieces.

Lu Tang, Mink Yuyu, Lu Zijing, Li Yuankui and Lu Lingyun walked happily, and suddenly Lu Tang's legs weakened, and he fell to the ground holding his lower body.

Li Yuankui curiously went over and helped him up: "What are you doing?"

Lu Tang: "Why do I suddenly have a bad premonition!"

Lu Zijing: "What kind of feeling is that?"

Lu Tang covered his crotch with his hand: "It's the feeling of waking up and finding that the Qing Dynasty is dead." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Eh, Brother Lu Tang, were you injured internally by Wei Zhongxian?"

Lu Ju stood up proudly and boasted: "How is it possible, you all saw it, I just used this mouth to tell him to run away." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Hmph, continue to talk cheaply, you don't know how worried the shopkeeper is." ”

Lu Cheng happily chased after Mink Yu and asked, "Ah! Really? Xiao Tian, she is very worried about me, what did she say? Did she cry?"

Mink Yu was too lazy to take care of it, and left by himself, Lu Tang still chased after him and asked babblingly.

"Is anyone there?" A 19-year-old girl dressed in Tang Dynasty service ran into the Hell Hot Pot Restaurant, and behind her an old man dressed in Tang Dynasty Chinese clothes followed in, he was full of white hair but full of energy, and his eyes were sharp and scanned every corner of the hot pot restaurant. The old man's costume reflected a big word for "food", and a string of small bottles with delicate patterns hung from his waist.

Meng Xiaotian heard the voice and happily ran out of the backyard: "You're back!"

But when Meng Xiaotian ran into the lobby, the lobby was empty, and there was not a single ghost.

Meng Xiaotian: "It's strange, I obviously heard a voice." ”

The girl suddenly jumped out: "Are you looking for me?" startled Meng Xiaotian.

The old man followed behind and scolded: "Nonsense! A girl floats around, like a ghost, what kind of system." ”

The girl was not convinced: "Hmph, I have floated around like a ghost, not to mention that people are scary and scared to death, and the ghost is scared of ghosts, doesn't it scare ghosts alive." ”

The old man flicked the girl's head: "Stinky girl, it's good not to learn to talk back all day long, and don't go and apologize to others." ”

Girl: "Yes, master." ”

The girl walked up to Meng Xiaotian and stuck out her tongue: "Sister, I'm sorry, the slave family didn't mean to scare you just now." ”

Meng Xiaotian looked at the girl with some surprise, the sunset shone on her slightly raised face, her skin was as clean as jade, her slender waist, slender neck, and delicate collarbones were natural, and the country was fragrant.

The girl was puzzled, and shook her hand in front of Meng Xiaotian's eyes: "Sister, are you okay?"

Meng Xiaotian came back to her senses: "Ah, I'm fine, is there anything wrong with the two of you?"

The girl smiled and saluted: "Is the shopkeeper there?"

Meng Xiaotian: "I am." ”

The girl's eyes lit up: "That's great, we're here to kick the gym today!"

Meng Xiaotian was stunned: "Kick.... I don't think I've ever heard of a restaurant kicking a restaurant where I come to eat. ”

Girl: "Eh, I'm sorry, the slave family used the wrong word, we're here to smash the field!"

Meng Xiaotian's eyes widened, with an expression of complete disbelief: "Smash.... Smash the field?"

The girl smiled sweetly: "Hmm." ”

The old man rushed up and flicked the female brain: "Well, you are big, let you usually read more books, always playful, uneducated! What kind of factory to smash, old boy, do you think your master looks like a bastard? We are obviously here to challenge." ”

Meng Xiaotian looked at the pair of living treasure masters and apprentices in front of her with a little embarrassment.

The old man smiled, and hurriedly saluted and added: "That's the case, we heard that the hot pot in the hell hot pot restaurant can make people happy after eating, so we specially came here and wanted to challenge you, this is our challenge book, please smile." Please forgive me for the inconvenience!"

Meng Xiaotian looked at the polite and smiling old man and couldn't help but accept the challenge: "What do you want to do?"

Girl: "My master is a famous legendary food cooking master in the Tang Dynasty, steaming idiot, and has been named the god of food in the Tang Dynasty for a hundred consecutive years, and I am the only beautiful girl descendant of the god of food." ”

"Xiaolongbao!" Li Yuankui called out in surprise.

Xiao Long Bao saw Li Yuankui and shouted happily: "Senior Brother Yuankui!"

Lu Tang, Lu Zijing, Mink Yu were greedy, and Lu Lingyun returned to the store one after another, Meng Xiaotian saw Lu Tang coming back safely, rushed over without saying a word, raised his hand and punched Lu Tang, and Lu Tang fell to the ground. Meng Xiaotian quickly pulled Lu Tang up and hugged him tightly.

Meng Xiaotian: "Dead Lu Tang, you're not dead yet." ”

Lu Tang was stunned and looked at everyone stupidly.

Mink Yu reminded anxiously and quietly: "Look at what, hug her." ”

Lu Tang slowly hugged Meng Xiaotian, and Meng Xiaotian cried in Lu Tangerine's arms

Lu Tang looked at Meng Xiaotian and was distressed and funny, and comforted: "Don't cry, you haven't given me your salary this month, how can I be willing to die." ”

Meng Xiaotian deliberately hammered Lu Tang, and her face was still tightly pressed against Lu Tang's chest: "Next time you dare to say goodbye without saying goodbye, I will definitely not spare you!"

Lu Tang: "Okay, okay, I'll ask you for leave in the future, okay, my chairman." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "It's pretty much the same. ”

Lu Zijing hugged Mink Yu greedily, and stood aside with Lu Lingyun and happily looked at Lu Mengsa's dog food.

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu leaned on their heads, snuggled up to each other, and Mink Yu wiped his tears: "It's so good." ”

Lu Zijing: "The story of the first season can end successfully. ”

Lu Lingyun leaned her head against Fang Tian's halberd: "Will there be a second season?"

The steaming idiot interrupted: "What is the knot? The old man's story hasn't been told yet, if the author dares not to write it, I will cut him." ”

Lu Zijing: "Uncle, who are you?"

"Senior Brother Yuankui, you're fat!" Xiao Longbao looked at Li Yuankui affectionately.

Li Yuankui: "Xiaolongbao, you are thin, and you are not as thin as dumplings." ”

Xiao Long Bao: "Your earthy love words are really getting more and more beautiful." ”

Li Yuankui: "After so many years, where have you died, do you know that I am waiting for you?" ”

Xiao Long Bao: "Do you remember our vigorous food poisoning before we died?"

Li Yuankui nodded: "Of course, that was the first time you competed with me." You boiled a pot of mushroom puffer fish soup, not only the mushrooms were not cooked, but the puffer fish also forgot to kill, the stewed soup was delicious, and I heard that after we died, this soup entered the top of the list of royal murderous secret weapons, and in the next few hundred years, Song Hejiang was killed, and what broke the wheel and others. ”

Xiao Long Bao: "Hey, I haven't been happy since that incident killed you, so I went back to apprenticeship to learn the arts, hoping that one day I can inherit the skills of the God of Food and compete with my brother." ”

Li Yuankui was affectionate: "If you win, will you still marry me?"

Xiao Long Bao is even more affectionate: "If I lose, will you wait for me any longer?"

The two nodded at the same time and said in unison: "I will!"

Lu Tang and Meng Xiaotian on the side, Diao Yu gluttony, Lu Zijing, Lu Lingyun and steamed idiots rolled up their sleeves and grabbed goosebumps, and their faces were very disgusted with the two.

Li Yuankui: "What are you doing, what do you mean, you talk to me all day long, don't you allow me to do this?"

Meng Xiaotian: "The girl is so beautiful, why is the name so mismatched." ”

Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, you don't know, this girl used to be fat like buns, and she was strange to eat, so she called Xiaolongbao." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "But now that people have grown up and are beautiful, they can't be called that anymore." ”

Li Yuankui: "Oh, then what's my name? Old Peking Chicken Roll?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "I can't stand you, little sister, do you have any other names?"

Xiao Long Bao: "Yes, my real name is Rushuang." ”

Lu Zijing: "Good name, with your current appearance, as white as a fairy like a pile of snow." The curves are smooth and the ups and downs are like springs. ”

Lu Tang: "Yuan Kui, you don't know the name of your junior sister, do you?"

Li Yuankui: "Of course I know, but xiaolongbao sounds better." ”

Lu Tang shook his head helplessly: "You are so stupid, it's no wonder that some girls like you, which is enviable." ”

When Li Yuankui heard this, he hurriedly ran to cover Lu Tang's mouth nervously: "How can any girl like me, does anyone like me? You see, no." ”

Rushuang: "My senior brother is so good, the cooking is delicious, of course there will be girls who like it." ”

When everyone heard this, they gathered together and whispered about it.

Lu Zijing: "Shopkeeper, is Li Yuankui's cooking delicious?"

Meng Xiaotian: "No, it's often either salty or saltier." ”

Steamed idiot: "The salty taste is heavy, this is a taboo for cooking." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Who are you, go out!"

Steaming idiot: "Eh, good." "Steaming a good idiot went offline, quit the group chat and walked to Rushuang's side.

Mink Yu is greedy: "And there will always be a few dishes, shredded artichoke, scrambled eggs with tomatoes and stir-fried meat with green peppers." ”

Lu Tang: "Wouldn't it be nice for us to say it in front of him like this?" ”

Li Yuankui: "Yes, it's still Lu Tang who cares about me." ”

Everyone dispersed, and the steaming idiot cleared his throat: "It's enough verbosity, you see that it's already late at night, let's take the opportunity to compare and see who makes the delicious food." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Uncle Steam, there are so many meals in hell, why do you have to compare with us? ”

Steaming idiot: "Because your things have to be added, mine can make people happy without adding them." ”

Lu Zijing was unconvinced and rushed up and pointed at the steaming idiot: "You don't spread rumors, when did we add ingredients, don't talk nonsense, it's not good to be misunderstood later." ”

Steaming idiot: "Hehe, there are two things in this world that can make people happy, one is the loss of memory, and the other is food." You hellish hot pot relies on memory loss, and I rely on food, but which of these two factors will make people happier? The old man wants to know today, if you win, I will give you the most delicious seasoning in the legends of the rivers and lakes. ”

The steaming idiot took off a small bottle that he was about to take, Li Yuankui stared at the bottle tightly, his eyes lit up, and he was very emotional: "The legendary .... Lost spice!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "It's so profound, isn't it just cooking, come on, I'm hungry too, just have a big meal." ”

Steaming idiot: "Eh, for the sake of the fairness of the game, I won't do it for you." ”

Everyone was surprised: "Then who are you doing it for?"

The steaming idiot pointed to a young man in the corner of the hot pot restaurant: "He." ”

The young man is dressed in a jacket, travel pants, travel shoes, neat bangs and temperament like a student, and is a student from modern society. There was a travel bag on the table next to him, and a pair of drawing paper was faintly visible from the bag. He was soaking wet, and the soles of his shoes were covered with mud, as if he had just come down from the mountains.

Lu Zijing: "Shopkeeper, when did he come?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Who do you ask me and I ask." Let's go and see. ”

The crowd quickly gathered around, and the young man was sitting in a daze, holding his mobile phone in his hand, as if he was thinking about something?

Lu Lingyun stepped forward with Fang Tian's halberd in his hand: "Who is here, the light work is so good, report your name!"

The young man ignored them, just stared at them blankly, and then stood up suddenly. This stop frightened everyone, Mink Yu was greedy for Lu Zijing pulled out his sword, Lu Lingyun held a halberd in both hands, Li Yuankui pulled out a kitchen knife, Meng Xiaotian put on a karate posture, looking ready to fight. Only Lu Tang stood dumbly, looked at everyone, and then reacted, cautiously ran to the table and took two chopsticks as weapons, and then put out a cross, and said viciously: "Are you afraid?" ”

The crowd was thundered and got up from the ground to repose their poses.

The young man looked at the crowd puzzled, bowed and said, "Arnold, Sumi Marseille!"

Lu Zijing: "What are you talking about!"

Lu Tang: "Oh! No wonder he just ignored us, he's Japanese!"

Meng Xiaotian, Lu Zijing, Lu Lingyun and Li Yuankui said in unison: "Oh, the widow." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Little Japan, the invasion is here, the old lady chopped you today!"

Mink Yu slashed at the young man with a sword, but was hurriedly stopped by Lu Tang: "Calm down, how many years have this been, the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression has long ended." ”

Mink Yu gluttony: "Is it over? Did we win?"

Lu Tang: "Win and win, of course I won, otherwise where did I come from." ”

Mink Yu immediately put away his sword: "Okay, sister, spare you this time for the time being, and be a good person in the future." ”

The young man tilted his head in confusion to look at Mink Yu's greed.

Lu Tang: "Wait a minute. After speaking, he quickly ran to the backyard, and after a while, ran back, holding an earbud similar to a Bluetooth headset in his hand: "This is sent to me by black and white impermanence, you bring it, you can directly translate all languages into Chinese." ”

The young man took it curiously and put it on his head: "I'm sorry to trouble you!"

Lu Tang: "I thought they lied to me, but it really worked." Welcome to Hell Hot Pot Restaurant, what do you call it?"

Young man: "Ah, I'm sorry, but my name is Taki!"