Chapter 403: It can't be there, right?

"My own daughter, of course I can see if it's complete, I'm really a little puzzled, didn't you sleep with my daughter a few times ago? How can you bear it? Is it because my daughter is unattractive? Or is there something unspeakable about your body? Xie Yuqin's eyes were full of curiosity.

"Mom, you've thought about it too much, I'm fine. Chu Fei hurriedly explained, this misunderstanding is not good.

"It's okay, if there's really anything unspeakable, just hurry up and go to the hospital to see, don't lose face, now that medicine is so developed, as long as it's not too serious, it will definitely be cured......" Xie Yuqin said seriously.

Chu Fei couldn't cry or laugh, and was just about to speak, but Xie Yuqin continued: "I heard Jingjing say that it was a girl who was arrested with you last night. Chu Fei, I didn't say you, it's nothing for you to go out and mess with flowers, as you said, you also need to vent when you are young and vigorous, but why shouldn't you hook up with underage girls, Jing Yatou said that the girl was not even eighteen years old last night, right?"

After speaking, he looked at Chu Fei reproachfully.

Chu Fei broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead, and he didn't dare to say a word.

"Chu Fei, do you remember what I said to you before?" Xie Yuqin suddenly asked.

"What words?" Chu Fei was puzzled.

"I told you that a man can have three wives and four concubines, as long as you have the ability. Xie Yuqin said seriously.

Chu Fei blinked his eyes and didn't say anything, he was a little unclear about the meaning of Xie Yuqin's words.

"I know what my daughter is like, she is an out-and-out workaholic, because you and your uncle's discipline problems are a bit cold, not to mention that you don't have a round house now, even if you have a real round house, you will definitely not be able to do the responsibility of a qualified wife, so I have no objection to you looking for a woman outside, and I also know that Brother Tian has arranged more than one marriage for you, and my daughter is just one of them. ”

Chu Fei looked at Xie Yuqin in astonishment, and was sluggish for a few seconds before he realized that the Brother Tian in Xie Yuqin's mouth was talking about an old liar.

"So, you are destined to have the fate of three wives and four concubines, your uncle and I have long known about this, and we have seen it, my daughter was born in this kind of big family, and she must be able to see this kind of thing, so it's not a problem, the problem is ......"

Xie Yuqin paused slightly when he said this: "Even if you are uncomfortable, if you want to go out to find a woman, you shouldn't hook up with underage girls? ”

Chu Fei: "——"

"I seem to have told you, you are allowed to find other women outside to be lovers, but it is a little difficult to find a lover, it depends on fate, not all women are willing to be lovers, and besides, your kid's gaze will definitely not be low, which is even more difficult, so, Mom can recommend you to go to the kind of erotic bar that specializes in hunting beauty, there are more lonely and empty women these years, and there are more women who run out to find strange men to seek stimulation at night, you are so handsome, are you still afraid that you can't hook those hungry and thirsty women?" After Xie Yuqin finished speaking, she quietly looked at Chu Fei's eyes.

Chu Fei was already sweating, Xie Yuqin's words really subverted the identity of a traditional mother-in-law in Huaxia, not only did she not mind her son-in-law going out to find a woman, but also helped to find a way, is her mother-in-law a little too enlightened?

It's just that soon, Chu Fei reined in his mind and said to Xie Yuqin: "Mom, I was really wrong, don't worry, I will never make a second mistake last night." ”

Chu Fei said very seriously, he felt that Xie Yuqin must be saying the opposite, deliberately using these words to stimulate and test himself.

"Stinky boy. Xie Yuqin pursed her lips and chuckled, but didn't continue to say anything, just shook her head, "Qingqing, this girl is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, coax her more, it's a family, don't care about men's dignity and machismo, don't you know, your father was so energetic when he chased your mother......" Speaking of this, Xie Yuqin suddenly paused, with a trace of thick memories in her eyes, very envious......

Chu Fei didn't dare to talk, and his mother-in-law talked about the old liar at every turn, which made him feel a little unnatural, and he really didn't know how his father-in-law would feel when he heard these words.

At this moment, Fu Ziqing and Xiao Jing walked out of the kitchen one after the other, each with a hearty breakfast in their hands.

"Okay, let's stop talking about that, let's have breakfast. ”

Xie Yuqin ended the topic, which made Chu Fei breathe a sigh of relief for no reason, he was really a little scared now that this mother-in-law was chatting, what made his heart tremble, mainly because he couldn't guess what she was thinking in her heart, every sentence seemed to have a purpose, but it didn't seem to be, it was too tiring.

After chatting for just a few minutes, Chu Fei found that he was even more tired than fighting, mainly because the pressure was too great.

The breakfast was very rich, a bit unexpected by Chu Fei, in addition to the simple and exquisite breakfast, there was even a pot of old hen soup, served in a white porcelain basin, exuding a very strong aroma.

Chu Fei subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

"How's it going?" Seeing Chu Fei's action of swallowing saliva, Xie Yuqin was a little proud: "This is what I stewed for you last night, you young people don't pay attention to diet now, Qingqing won't talk about it, she doesn't know how to cook at all, Jingjing This girl pays attention to health all day long and knows how to eat vegetarian food, can't go on like this, how can your nutrition keep up? I have decided, I will cook for you in the future and be your free nanny." ”

"Mom, you're here to serve us, what should Dad do? Can he agree?" Fu Ziqing interjected, thinking that her mother would be nagging her every day in the future, and she would have a headache to death.

Xiao Jing's face also changed, obviously startled by this sentence.

"What's he not willing?" Xie Yuqin rolled her eyes, very domineering.

Fu Ziqing wanted to speak and stopped.

Chu Fei hurriedly said when he saw it: "Mom, what Qingqing said is right, what should you do if you come to serve our father?" Besides, how can we young people let you have an elder to serve, this is too much, it should be us to serve you." ”

"Are you afraid that I will disturb your private life?"

Xie Yuqin looked at her daughter and Chu Fei with a smile: "Don't worry, I will only live with Jing Yatou when I come here, and I promise not to go upstairs to disturb you two." ”

Chu Fei couldn't cry or laugh.

Fu Ziqing was also speechless.

Only Xiao Jing's face is like eating a bitter melon, although she likes Xie Yuqin's casualness very much, but it is occasional, if she is with Xie Yuqin every day, she feels that she will definitely go crazy.

"Look at your sad faces, I didn't expect you to welcome me so much?" Xie Yuqin suddenly felt a little excited.

"Mom, I didn't mean that. Chu Fei was startled, thinking that Xie Yuqin was angry.

"I didn't mean that, I'm just afraid you'll be tired. Fu Ziqing was also a little in a hurry.

Xiao Jing didn't speak, just bit her lip and looked at Xie Yuqin, her eyes were very strange.

"Okay, I'm kidding you, I'm nervous. Xie Yuqin suddenly laughed.

The three of them also laughed together, but no one spoke.

"Hurry up and eat, Chu Fei, try Auntie's craftsmanship, this is my specialty dish, try it, I haven't made it for many years, and I don't know how it tastes?" Xie Yuqin enthusiastically helped Chu Fei serve a bowl of chicken soup and take out a chicken leg.

"Thank you, Mom!"

Chu Fei took it with a smile, he didn't dare to drink the soup directly, it was too hot, but grabbed the chicken leg and took a bite, and he sighed in his heart, the taste was really not good, it smelled fragrant, but it tasted too greasy, too light, but his face did not show a little, but his eyes suddenly lit up, stretched out a thumbs to Xie Yuqin, and praised: "It's delicious, Mom, it's a pity that you don't open a private restaurant with this skill." ”

"Stinky boy, you can really talk, come, eat more if you like, eat all two chicken legs for me, don't waste it." Xie Yuqin's crow's feet were revealed again, which showed how happy she was, and she enthusiastically helped Chu Fei to clip another chicken leg.

"Thank you, Mom!"

Chu Fei thanked him, then lowered his head and swallowed the chicken leg with a greasy feeling, not only did he eat it in a big gulp, but he also ate it with relish, his eyebrows fluttered, there was no way, Xie Yuqin was looking at it in front of him, his eyes were so expectant, Chu Fei must have done enough tricks.

While eating Chu Fei, he scolded himself in his heart, and said in his heart that he would not lie until he died, he was too guilty, I really don't know how much lard Xie Yuqin added when he stewed chicken, this greasy strength made Chu Fei a little unable to swallow after two bites, but he didn't dare to stop, so he could only continue to "gobble up"......

Fu Ziqing and Xiao Jing all looked at Chu Fei with strange eyes at this time, especially Xiao Jing, there was definitely an element of contempt, no one knew better than her what "ingredients" Xie Yuqin put in the chicken soup, she watched the whole process, at this time, seeing Chu Fei there who was obviously difficult to swallow but still showed a very delicious meal, Xiao Jing suddenly felt a little dark, and said that it should be, let you talk nonsense.

It's just that this schadenfreude turned into a cry in less than a few seconds.

"Come, Jing girl, Qingqing, you two usually don't like to eat meat, you must give it to me today, at least one chicken wing per person, no one is allowed to refuse......"

Xie Yuqin was even happier when she was stimulated by Chu Fei's eating, and immediately started to personally help Xiao Jing and Fu Ziqing each serve a bowl of chicken soup, and then added a chicken wing to each person, not the tip of the wing, but the whole chicken wing, and even each chicken wing also carried a piece of chicken breast......

Fu Ziqing cried and lost her face.

Xiao Jing almost vomited directly, especially looking at the lard and chicken fat floating on the chicken soup that were a few millimeters thick, Xiao Jing only felt that her appetite was shrinking, and she turned it up......

The next moment.

Xiao Jing got up, covered her mouth and rushed into the public bathroom on the first floor with a gust of wind, and then the sound of retching came out.

Xie Yuqin was right before, she is a person who pays attention to health and maintenance, a typical vegetarian, and usually eats less meat.

Listening to the sound of retching in the bathroom, Fu Ziqing's appetite was also churning, and the only one who didn't react was Chu Fei, who was competing with the last half of the chicken leg, and he didn't have time to pay attention to anything else.

Xie Yuqin didn't know that it was her own chicken soup that caused the trouble, and she was stunned for a while before she withdrew her gaze and looked at Fu Ziqing and asked curiously, "Why did she vomit in the morning, girl?

"Poof—ahem—"

Chu Fei's mouth full of unpalatable chicken squirted out, and he didn't choke to death after eating something......

When he couldn't help himself, he almost slipped to hand it over, and he found that the mouthful of chicken crumbs he had just squirted out was not bad at all on the face of Xie Yuqin, who was sitting opposite, because of too much strength......

The mother-in-law is staring at herself, as if she wants to eat people-