Chapter 0226: Flower Thief and Wild Daddy
People don't dodge, they turn around and fly, and they don't even hit the side......
Sister Feng took the lead in chasing, Sister Huang was second, I was third, followed by a large number of children, following in a mess, and the Peony Fairy shouted behind the old man: "Quick, keep up, don't lose it!"
The speed of flashing is very fast, through a layer of white mist, to see the sunny and incomparably wide fairyland; there are green mountains and green waters in the distance, there are birds singing and flowers in the distance, there are antique pavilions everywhere, and there are strange immortals floating to the ......
The two imperial doctors stopped and didn't say a word, and everyone knew what was going on.
Qi Xian took out a small copper kettle from his long sleeve and threw it into the air, increasing it twelve times, with his mouth facing down, and he could see the green fire tumbling inside, without a beam of light......
The two imperial doctors naturally flew in and circled inside......
The copper kettle turned over, the bottom was facing down, and a gossip diagram appeared, with a pair of yin and yang fish turning in a circle in the middle, and it was difficult to distinguish between male and female.
Sister Feng said that the white one is the male, and the black one is the mother......
Sister Huang was just the opposite, the two of them were higher than the other, clenched their fists tightly, and dangled in front of them.
Qi Xian spoke: "This is the holy land of fairyland, it is strictly forbidden to fight, since you can't help, you can choose to leave!"
These words made Sister Feng's face turn gray, and she shouted loudly: "Children, go!"
No one cared, but the peony fairy said, "If you want to go by yourself, don't call other people's children, what if you lose it?"
Sister Feng was furious, flying farther and farther, almost out of sight...... Flashed, returned to me, and found an audience for himself: "I can't go, you guys are cheap, you must stay by my husband's side!"
She's such a madman! Isn't she envious of people who have so many children, and she ......
The copper kettle took a lot of effort to pour out the two imperial doctors, the white coat was gone, and the black body was like a ghost......
Qi Xian only said: "Go and wash it, I'm leaving! You two are twin brothers, you look the same!"
I really want to scold: "That's not how to fart!" I didn't expect this Qixian to pretend to be forced, if you don't understand, you don't understand, just pop up and want to pretend!"
There is not a single fig leaf on the two imperial doctors, and anyone who is not blind can see it, and it is definitely not a woman......
I don't know if it's pretending? It seems that I have never done this in front of a woman, and I hide it with my hands......
The two flew forward side by side, the green mountains and green waters were on the opposite side, and in a flash, they arrived......
The river was densely packed with women, screaming everywhere, and they all huddled together......
Children love water the most, swarming into it, and laughter is like a bird in spring, louder than the other......
The peony fairy stared and shouted: "Child, don't run away, get together ......"
My fiery eyes stared at the beauties in the river, their skin was as white as paper, their bright bodies were not a veil, and even their screams were so good......
Sister Feng shouted on the side: "Beauties, one of these two black men is fake?
The beauties were in a mess, some of them flew to the shore in disguise, some of them shrank into the water, and only their heads were exposed; and some of them were very absurd, and they didn't care about anything, they stood high and asked in unison: "Who is the fake, and if you keep the truth from the false, won't it be over?"
Sister Huang helped shout: "Who is coming, is it you?"
One of the shortest, with white skin, seemed to be pretty, and said, "Let me see, maybe I can see the problem?"
The two black imperial doctors were a little scared, their bodies were not washed, and they looked panicked and shouted: "Don't come here!
The peony fairy shouted loudly: "If a man and a woman are given to each other, there will be no children in the world!"
The beauties who are not shy all put on colorful skirts and quietly come around, how many people don't know?
Only the short one didn't wear anything, and he had to identify it himself......
All people look strange, look weird, and fall in love with Zhu Bajie......
Sister Feng was afraid that people would not know about her existence, so she shouted: "I am the empress of the family, once the verification is successful, I will be executed immediately!"
A beautiful woman shouted, "Sister Xianhong, what is the most important thing for a man?
The word fairy red deeply attracted me, and I always felt that there was another meaning......
Sister Huang didn't know anyone, she knew each other when she met, and she shouted loudly: "Hey, Sister Xianhong, don't pay attention to the flower thief!"
Sister Xianhong laughed in a youthful voice: "What kind of flower thief am I afraid of? Don't worry about boldly letting people pick it, it's still too short and ugly; the flower thief's eyes are only staring at those beautiful women!"
The peony fairy didn't like to hear this kind of talk the most, stared at the fairy red sister and said, "This verification is very important, you must be careful!"
Everyone's eyes were focused on Sister Xianhong's face, and they didn't see her blushing and heartbeat......
Some beauties even suspect that Sister Xianhong has been picked by flower thieves, otherwise, they would not be so bold......
These words had no effect on her at all, and she came to the dark imperial doctor without fear, and exclaimed: "I know who is fake! If you are smart, run away quickly; everyone opens one eye, closes one eye, and pretends not to see!"
The two imperial doctors really made a flustered move, and the expression on their faces was hesitant, and even the big fool could see it, let alone so many smart people......
I locked the one with a hesitant expression with my fiery eyes, and used the immortal method to quietly write three words on his head...... However, it did not materialize.
Sister Xianhong stared at her and shouted in a panic: "Hey!
He trembled, cowered, and finally couldn't hold back and ran away......
Sister Xianhong conjured a rope from the air, turned it around, turned her head into a round hammer, threw it, and flew out heavily......
"Bang", hit the back of the fleeing imperial doctor, pierced out from the front, wrapped around the body, gently tugged, bounced back, hung high in the air and said: "I let you run, where can you run?"
The little white girl whispered on my back: "People who understand have brains!"
It seems that the fake imperial doctor is in pain, his body is pierced, and he is wrapped around it fiercely, and he can't live if he doesn't die.
The imperial doctor held a grudge in his heart, this guy had tarnished his reputation, flashed out the lotus canopy mirror, threw it into the air, and scanned him completely, and couldn't help but shout: "Pick ......"
As soon as I heard it, I didn't say it right, I didn't say it sooner or later, but at this time, no matter how stupid people were, what did it mean?
Sister Xianhong blinked and asked, "How do you know that he is a flower thief, and there are no words on his head?"
This question was accepted by everyone, including me, and all eyes were glued to ......
I don't know if the imperial doctor is pretending to be a ghost, or if it's true, anyway, the mirror moved on the fake imperial doctor's body for a long time, flashing three big words.
Everyone was surprised, but I was the only one who was skeptical, and inevitably asked, "Are these three words true or false?"
The imperial doctor looked at my face, looked at it carefully, and said, "If not, why did you drill into the body of the peony fairy, how did this large number of children come from?"
"Oh my God! Wild Daddy is here!
Anyway, the Peony Fairy is my newly married wife, and the more I think about it, the less cost-effective it becomes—the fire in my heart is blazing, and she flies back fifty meters, rushes straight over, and kicks the fake imperial doctor in the head......
Unexpectedly, this big foot used too much force, kicked his head alive, and rolled heavily into the water, and his headless body was still hanging high in the air, shaking and couldn't stop......
My eyes were bloodshot, and I hated it to death! I could only spill my anger on this damn body, and I don't know how many feet I stomped on, and finally my body was stomped and fell into the water little by little, attracting a lot of fish to grab it......
Sister Feng is used to it, but she doesn't feel miserable, but the little white girl keeps chattering on my back: "Handsome official, isn't it too much?"
I was tired of listening to it! I couldn't wait to pull the little white girl off her back: "He used the peony fairy as a flower, you said it wasn't too much? He also became a wild father for so many children, you tell me ......."
The little white girl kicked me in the back a few times, and there was a new saying: "The wild father is you, and the child has his blood ......"
Why didn't I think of this question? Is this the benefit of taking over? It is impossible to be the father of the cauliflower thief's children?
Unexpectedly, she attracted the attention of the peony fairy, flew up to me and said, "You must be the father of the children, and if you marry a wife, you will be the stepfather of the children." ”
"Stepfather, it scared me a lot!" "I have so many wives, why should I be someone else's stepfather?"
Sister Feng flew over, her face was not a face, and her nose was not a nose and she scolded: "It's not that you have a big heart, you want to see women, now it's okay, this stepfather should be decided!"
The noise was very loud, and the children were very curious, and one of them had brighter eyes than the other, and one of them couldn't help but ask, "Mom, what do you mean by stepfather?"
A whole bunch of children followed up and asked, "Yes, what a nasty name!" Mom, be sure to tell us. ”