Chapter 74 74.The hero is sad to pass the beauty level
Whether it is a person or a fairy, or a demon or a monster, it is almost the dream of all men to be able to marry a fairy home.
It's definitely a thing with a light on the face, and it's the envy of everyone.
"I have a list of single fairies here, I looked around, but I found a few good fairies, the king of apes, you just meet their criteria for choosing a mate, I'll register first, see if you've heard of it......"
Xing Lang also knew that with Lin Tianba's status and identity, ordinary demon girls or human women naturally couldn't get into your eyes, so all his firepower was concentrated on the fairy.
"Such as the Jade Fairy, the Linglong Fairy, the Hundred Flowers Fairy, the Peony Fairy, and the Ethereal Fairy......"
"Hiss~~~!"
Looking at the names that Xing Lang burst out, Lin Tianba's eyes widened, he gasped, his right hand firmly covered the position of his chest and heart, and his liver thumped excitedly.
Boom!
These fairies are all famous and beautiful women in the Three Realms!
Even if Lin Tianba is famous, but since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass, and he is no different.
"Mr. Xiao Xing, I won't say much nonsense, the fairies you mentioned just now, as long as one of them can successfully pull the line, from now on, I, Lin Tianba, and the demons up and down Lin Mountain, will all be sent by Mr. Xiao Xing!"
Lin Tianba's excited voice was trembling, and Xinglang was not excited, and he almost slapped the keyboard with too much force.
The previous Demon Banner could mobilize up to 10,000 demons, but the monsters on the forest mountain, how much more than that?
If you can dispatch the monsters on the entire forest mountain, and even let Lin Tianba, the big demon, obey his own words, it will undoubtedly be equivalent to having a powerful force to support him for no reason!
With such tempting conditions, how could the torturer not be moved.
"I'll do something, don't worry, the king of the apes will finish the task!"
Lin Tianba is burly, his image is mighty, just like Wu Song's green forest hero, he is also very good-looking, and he also exudes a domineering aura on his body, presumably the fairies should not refuse.
Moreover, even if they refuse, the torturer will fool them until they agree!
"Hahaha!"
Lin Tianba laughed happily and asked, "I don't know Mr. Xiao Xing, how many Tianmu Springs do you need this time?"
"No more, no less, you can't be too greedy, you can help me fill up the sea pearl in the North Underworld Town. Only then did Xinglang remember the main purpose and hurriedly expressed his position.
"Ahem!!"
Lin Tianba, who looked up and laughed, almost choked to death by his own saliva, and it took a long time to regain his breath, and he said with a stiff neck: "Mr. Xiao Xing, I didn't hear clearly behind my ears, what did you just say?
"Uh-huh, you heard it right. ”
(Thumbs up)
"Praise your sister!"
Lin Tianba couldn't help but curse a dirty word in his heart, resisted the urge to press the torturer to the ground and beat him, and said embarrassedly: "Little Xing, you may not know that the Haizhu in Beiming Town is a magic weapon for avoiding and storing water, and the capacity inside is 100 million cubic meters!"
When talking about the words "100 million cubic meters", Lin Tianba specially emphasized his tone.
Xing Lang was also a little surprised, he also thought that Haizhu in Beiming Town, at most, was to hold a few buckets of water, but he didn't expect the internal storage space to be so large, 100 million cubic meters, which is already equivalent to the capacity of many medium-sized reservoirs.
"In this way, it seems that it is a bit embarrassing for the Ape King. ”
"Don't say that, Mr. Xiaoxing, but it's a bit difficult. ”
Lin Tianba wiped a cold sweat, thinking that he would not be embarrassed, 100 million cubic meters of water was almost equivalent to draining more than half of their Tianmu Spring, and even he was in pain for such a loss.
"Since it's so difficult, forget it, the Ape King will go and get busy first, and I'll help those fairies choose and see if there are any other candidates suitable for them. ”
What do you mean?
Listen to this, if you don't give Tianmu Spring, you won't introduce it?
Lin Tianba's heart was suddenly anxious, those few fairy suitors were all over the Three Realms and tribes, if they missed this village, there would be no such shop, maybe tomorrow, they would be chased away.
Seeing the meat in your mouth, how can you just let it fly?
"Wait a minute!" Lin Tianba gritted his teeth, his heart was dripping blood, and said: "Mr. Xiao Xing is kind to the little girl, now is the time for me to repay the kindness, let alone ask for 100 million cubic meters of Tianmu Spring, even if I take it all, I don't have any opinion." ”
"Wow, the Ape King, you are so generous, then I will want it all!"
Xinglang rarely uses the honorific title "you" here.
The great good people who sacrifice themselves so much and fatten others must be respected!
"Poof~~~!"
Lin Tianba spurted out a mouthful of old blood and slapped himself hard, he was just pretending to be polite, but he didn't expect that Xing Lang was not hypocritical at all, and he really had the face to agree!
"Mr. Xiao Xing, let's stop discussing ......"
Lin Tianba was about to send a voice text message, but before he could say the amount of words discussed, he saw that Xinglang sent several messages in a row.
"You are the king of apes, among us humans, you are the ancient kings, you promise a thousand gold, you shouldn't go back on your word, right?"
"And I heard that Lin Shan has a strong heritage, Tianmu Spring is like a drop in the bucket to Lin Shan, King of Apes, you won't be in pain, don't you want to give it to me?"
"But I heard that the overlord ape clan keeps its promise the most, and I believe that the ape king will never lie to me!"
Looking at the three lines of words sent by Xing Lang, the corners of Lin Tianba's mouth twitched wildly, he was completely framed at the moment, if he repented now, wouldn't the Lin Mountain Overlord Ape Clan have to bear the infamy of not believing in his words and going back on his word?
If the family's reputation is ruined in his hands, how can he be right to his ancestors?
How can he still mix in the immortal cultivation world in the future?!
At this moment, Lin Tianba realized that it seemed too late to regret it......
"I, Lin Tianba, have made a promise, since I have said it, I have never regretted it, not to mention, Tianmu Spring is just the worst thing in our Lin Mountain, this king will naturally not feel distressed. ”
Hell if you don't feel distressed!
At this moment, Lin Tianba's heart felt like he was being cut by a thousand knives, and his teeth were about to be crushed.
"Admire and admire, Lin Shan is really extraordinary, treasures like Tianmu Spring are the worst things, I have time another day, I must go to Lin Shan to visit the King of the Ape, so as to open my eyes!"
Poof!
Lin Tianba was frightened and fell directly to the ground.
Mom, if you don't come, you've already hollowed out Tianmu Spring, if you let the torturer go to Lin Mountain, the treasure in the mountain won't be moved by him!
"That...... Mr. Xiao Xing, someone called me, don't say anything, withdraw first, goodbye!"
casually found an excuse, Lin Tianba flashed quickly, and if he continued to talk, his family business would be gone, and the meaning of "goodbye" in his mouth was naturally never seen again.