Chapter 849: Song of the Pig

said that the Empress Dowager Zhou wanted to be Wu Zetian, and it was natural and feasible to spread rumors as a source to scare Qinghe. But if anyone really believes this rumor, then it's called hell.

Nima, how old are the Zhou family now, the soil is about to be buried to the neck, and he jumped out coldly and said that he wanted to be Wu Zetian, and whoever heard it would only be a joke.

Therefore, Su Mo used these words to scare Qinghe without any psychological pressure. But now that it has been taken out by the Queen Mother, this has really become a big handle. As the Empress Dowager Zhou said, a big disrespectful crime of "framing the harem and provoking the royal flesh and blood" did not run away.

So what is this ancient sin of great disrespect? Well, you can equate it with the sin of treason. In other words, it's definitely enough for the kind of Nine Clans.

Su Mo's face was going to turn green at this moment, although he knew that the old lady above didn't really want to condemn him, but the so-called companion is like a companion tiger, who dares to be really sure that this is uncertain, will it suddenly become certain again?

Especially in the hands of an old woman who has been silent in the harem for many years, the probability of this uncertainty is invisibly a little bigger. In Su Mo's consciousness, most of these old women who have lost their men early are psychopaths.

Psychopath, how terrible that must be!

"Ha, ahem, that, who? Who said that? It's just laughing. This kind of words are also taken out and offered, probably except for neurosis, and the pig will die of laughter when he hears it. The Empress Dowager, let's not see the neuropathy or not. โ€

Su Mo blinked his little eyes vigorously, and his face was so cute.

The Empress Dowager laughed angrily, so she couldn't help but stand up and kick over.

Pigs will laugh to death when they hear it, and they will believe it when they are neurotic...... Well, that sounds fine at first glance. But if Nyima pondered it carefully, it didn't taste right.

First of all, the Empress Dowager did not die of laughter, and secondly, the Empress Dowager also used this to squeeze him Su Mo...... Uh-huh, that is, the Empress Dowager is not what she is.......

Zhu Houzhao next to him looked at him in horror, and even forgot that he was afraid. This is God, decisively God. Otherwise, how dare you say anything? Well, this is probably the so-called trick death, right? Sure enough, right?

Feeling the admiring gaze of the prince's younger brother, and then looking at the face of the empress dowager above that began to turn yellow, Su Mo smashed his mouth, and suddenly came back to his senses.

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆ Actually...... So what...... Ahem, pigs are also quite cute. For example, the minister knows a song, and he sings it cutely...... Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold...... Quack, isn't it cute and cute...... Well, the minister was wrong......"

sang and danced, and pulled his nose with his hand to make a pig ...... In order to survive, Mrs. Su is really hard.

As a result, after finishing all the work, I saw that the Queen Mother's face was crooked, her whole body was trembling, and her eyes were twitching.

"Poof!hahaha......" There was a sudden uncontrollable laugh next to him, and when he turned his head to look, he saw that the little prince was like a sheep madman, holding his stomach and about to lie on the ground, and the laughter was hoarse.

Su Mo was depressed, your sister's, you mistakenly hit the deputy car, there is a wood, there is no reaction to laughing, but this shouldn't laugh laughed at this virtue, why did his acting skills evolve into an ability, and it has its own direction attribute?

But the question is, now that you're dying, brother, you still have the heart to be so happy, do you know that your mother knows this?

Su Mo was a little sad again, with a depressed face, sighing again and again because he had such a second-hand brother.

"Poofโ€”"

Another uncontrollable laugh rang out, only this time it came from outside the door behind him.

Everyone in the room was shocked and turned to look at it in unison. But I heard a voice outside the door: "The ancestor, the son-in-law Zhang, and the grandson Taikang ask to see him." โ€

In the room, Su Mo's eyes lit up suddenly, and in an instant, it was as if he had returned his soul. Empress Zhang is here, saved!

The Empress Dowager looked at him with her eyes, and her heart moved slightly. Then he smiled and said: "Come in when the queen comes, is the little Taikang of the mourning family also here, come in and let the ancestors take a look." โ€

The old lady couldn't wait to greet her, and she didn't even need to be summoned. At this moment, this top existence of the Ming Dynasty completely turned into an ordinary old lady, and her face was full of love.

Outside the door, Queen Zhang answered, lifted the curtain, and walked in. There is still a small figure in hand, dressed in pink makeup, but it is not who the little princess Taikang Zhang Xiuer is.

Entering the door, Empress Zhang's eyes first glanced at Su Mo who was standing aside, and the smile in her eyes couldn't be hidden, and then she bent down to salute the Empress Dowager again, and said respectfully: "The concubine has asked the ancestor for peace." โ€

Next to her, the little princess Taikang also saluted with a glance, and said crisply: "Grandmother Taikang, Taikang has come to see you." Don't beat Brother Su Mo, okay? Brother Su Mo is a good person. As he spoke, his big eyes blinked and blinked, and he looked at the Empress Dowager Zhou with anticrative pleading. That little look is a cute mess, and it makes people's hearts melt at a glance.

The Empress Dowager Zhou didn't wait for anyone to help her, she stood up hurriedly, waved her hand at the queen to signal her body, and came forward to hug the little princess, and called out in her mouth: "Alas, alas, the heart and liver of the mourning family, come quickly, don't kneel, don't kneel, be careful to get cold." Okay, whatever, let's say whatever Xiao Taikang says. โ€

A few palace maids next to her panicked to help, and the clever one took the first step to help the little princess, picked her up and sent her to Zhou's arms.

Zhou took it with both hands, smiling and seeing his teeth and eyes, how could he care about anything else. Only a heart-wrenching baby shouted, I am afraid that at this moment Taikang is shouting for the moon in the sky, and he will have to make someone take it off.

Su Mo's feet moved quietly, moved to Zhu Houzhao's side, the bad taste flared up again, and he couldn't help but whisper badly: "I'll go, didn't you say that this old lady likes to be quiet the most, and the most annoying to disturb her? Why doesn't it look like it now." Or is it just for you, the grandson, to be annoyed? Oh, you're not very stable, you're going to be favored by your sister. โ€

Zhu Houzhao rolled his eyes, glanced at him disdainfully, and pouted: "You know a fart! Xiu'er is a girl, not to mention her young age, and she has been haunted by the sickbed, so she will naturally pay more attention to it, what's so strange about this? As for the prince, hum, if the dignified man is also like his daughter's family, he will be ashamed to death. โ€

Su Mo was dumbfounded,, he was actually despised by the little brat. It seems that I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and I guess it must have been written on the yellow calendar: avoid traveling, which is not conducive to speech......

Su Mo stroked his chin and pondered, and secretly decided that he would study the Book of Changes when he went back. Especially one or two of them have become smarter, and it's getting worse and worse to mix this mouthful.

Empress Zhang watched the two boys muttering from the sidelines, and then looked at the old queen mother who was talking to her daughter without knowing what to say, and her face was full of wrinkles stretched, she shook her head with a slightly wry smile, turned her body halfway, and scolded in a low voice: "Two stinky boys, bold, dare to run to Qingning Palace to make trouble." Look back, Your Majesty knows, but you can be careful of your skin. โ€

Zhu Houzhao and Su Mo were stunned for a moment, and then they moved almost at the same time, raising their hands at each other without hesitation, and said in unison: "It's none of my business, he caused it." โ€

When the words came out, both of them were stunned, and then glared angrily at the same time.

Zhu Houzhao: "Brother Mo, you slandered me! โ€

Su Mo: "Your Highness, you have learned badly, I am so sad......"

The corners of Empress Zhang's mouth twitched, and she raised her hand to support her forehead, and she didn't know what to say. I was only afraid that my son would suffer a loss, so I repeatedly encouraged him to make friends with Su Mo's kid. But now, this effect seems to be a bit beyond imagination. If this development continues, will His Majesty, the next emperor of the Ming Dynasty, become a complete scoundrel?

The queen mother was suddenly worried.

"What are you two little monkeys making a fuss about? Hmph, for the sake of our Taikang's face today, the mourning family is too lazy to bother with you anymore, so let's get rid of the mourning family. Next time you dare to be naughty, you must be careful with your skin!"

was fighting cocks, and suddenly heard the Empress Dowager Zhou coldly reprimanded. The two of them were excited at the same time, and hurriedly looked at their noses and noses, and lowered their heads to listen to the training. When they heard the last two sentences, their eyes lit up at the same time, they looked at each other, and at the same time they sang loudly Thanksgiving, and then, like a rabbit with an arrow, they ran away with their heads in their arms, and they didn't even have time to say hello to the queen.

Later, Zhou and the others were silent for a while, and suddenly laughed at the same time. But how can you still be angry at the same time?

But it turned out that as early as before Empress Zhang entered the door, Empress Dowager Zhou smiled in her belly. It's just that for the sake of face, I have to try to hold back. It's true that the mouth is crooked, the eyes are slanted, and the eye sockets are twitching, but it's not anger, it's really the result of being too sad to laugh and endure.

It wasn't until Queen Zhang's mother and daughter came in that the little princess Taikang pleaded for Su Mo when she opened her mouth. When she got into the old lady's arms, the old lady quietly asked why. Little Lori frowned the silkworm baby's eyebrows, sighed like a little adult, and complained: "Alas, Brother Prince and Brother Su Mo love to mess around, which is really worry-free." Grandmother Taikang, are they unwilling to be obedient and tell stories to grandmother Taikang? Okay, then let Taikang come, Taikang will also have a lot of stories, don't blame them, let them go, okay?"

What Brother Prince and Brother Su Mo love to mess around, not worry-free, they all listen to Queen Zhang a lot on weekdays, but at this time, they popped out of the mouth of a five-year-old villain, and with that little appearance of forced sorrow, that cuteness was instantly overturned by the Empress Dowager Zhou.

In addition, the Empress Dowager Zhou had also woken up early, and she didn't really want to do anything to the two. Now that there is such a cute villain, and the queen's face is also there, the Empress Dowager Zhou got off the donkey down the slope, and immediately pretended to be annoyed and blasted the two little bastards out. It's just that the smile that has been held back for a long time can't help it anymore.

Outside, the two brothers who rushed out all the way easily took a breath, and then they glanced at each other and laughed at the same time.

The little prince was happy because of this thrilling escape, but the little prince Su was secretly happy.

This time, he was already sure that the old lady inside might not be sure if it had anything to do with his father-in-law's case, but she would never be involved in that mysterious fluctuation.

This made Su Mo couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, since the great god of Empress Dowager Zhou was not involved, then next, he had no scruples, and he could completely let go.