Chapter 418: The Art of Rapping

A middle-aged man walked up, bought one, and listened to the accent from Shudu, and asked, "Young man, what are you?"

Li Junge played the drum on the wooden barrel with a flat pole and read: "Eh! This gentleman is famous, and he knows how to speak and gossip! Speaking of poop, it's a bit early! This thing is called muddy water ba, and the porter and slender man all rely on it! Glutinous rice noodles, add alkaline water, and you won't be able to stop mouthing in one mouthful! Back then, the filling was a little poor, and the sprouts were pimpling and lard residue. Now that life is good, the old set will not fall. Diced bacon, fresh meat, dried tofu chopped and chopped, mixed with shallots, all good ingredients!"

A group of people around actually applauded when they heard it, whether this was to watch the play or to eat.

But fortunately, the business is up, and those who have eaten are introduced to the people around them, this thing is good, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the taste is quite good.

The fried ones were sold out, Li Junge opened the bucket, took out some muddy water and put them in the oil pan and fried them.

Someone next to him laughed and coaxed: "Keep going, we won't stop if we don't shout!"

Li Junge laughed: "The small business is a waste of mouths, everyone will take care of me." Muddy water baba, long history, old food at Jiachuan Wharf. The porter eats a good burden, and the slender man eats a good boat. The big fists of the poop are big, and the amount of food is a little small. I don't say it's good, I eat it and run up the hill casually. A poop hit a sharp point, and ran up and down the mountain for a day. Don't suffer, don't be fooled, just take your meal......"

The green ginger leaf boat, filled with golden muddy water cake, bamboo skewers pick up the fried crispy rice skin, soft and glutinous white glutinous rice ball skin is like clotted fat, there is a bag of loose and oily filling, red lean bacon, transparent fat bacon, pink lean fresh meat, white fat meat, brown and yellow dried tofu, emerald green chopped shallots, it is really colorful, fresh and fragrant.

Li Junge's hands don't stop, and his mouth doesn't stop. Even those tourists who didn't plan to buy baba couldn't help but pay for it, and ten yuan to listen to a paragraph of four words and eight sentences is also worth the trip.

The key is that this baby is not a cliché, it is all based on the customer's appearance, men and women, dress, and is made up and sung.

What" This old brother is a big money, and his wife at home doesn't dare to care. I'm wearing a Nike under my feet and a DSLR ...... in my hand."

What "an old Karva in front of him, with a silver hairpin on his head and a sara, a filial son and a virtuous grandson to help him left and right, and a smooth family with many blessings......"

What" This girl is beautiful, and there are legs all under her ribs. The nose is straight, the eyebrows are bent, and the teeth are aligned, and I look at Zhang Ziyi with a wrong eye......"

It made everyone laugh.

Business is getting better and better, and Li Yu collected more money and began to sweat on the tip of his nose.

Seeing the uncle selling jelly watching the excitement with a smile on the side, Li Junge began to improvise again: "There is a good uncle in Panao Township, and his jelly is sufficient. Pea flour, mung bean flour, you don't have to wait to eat it. Sesame oil, chili oil, smell and drool. Soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, chopped shallots, and everyone praised the jelly. The food stalls sell in all directions, thank you uncle for coming to help, four words are not good, but also praise the nostalgia. ”

At that time, someone shouted: "Yes, Uncle Liangfen will bring me two bowls of cold noodles!"

The uncle hurriedly got up and laughed while busy: "Eh, here it is!

Someone in the crowd began to coax: "The two little bosses sing together!"

Li Junge continued to sing: "Muddy water cake, the taste is exquisite, and the combination of cold powder is amazing! One is crispy, the other is tender, and the baby has eaten a long knowledge." One is tender, the other is crispy, and the man eats it majestic. One is cold, the other is hot, and the girl eats a long color. One is hot, the other is cold, and the guy eats and chases the girl. Girl, wait a minute, I'll buy you a bowl of rice noodles. Girl, girl is like a flower, buy you a muddy water!"

A group of people burst into laughter and shouted loudly!

Li Junge continued to introduce while frying the baba: "Panao Township, there are many years, and Wuxi and one river are the most upstream. At the end of the Southern Song Dynasty, terraced fields were opened and a peach blossom source was opened. The leader of the Li family in the Ming Dynasty had 800 gauze hats at home. The old mansion of the Li family has to be seen, with three rows of seven into thirteen courtyards. The old hall, the old stage, generation after generation. Matou wall, the old teahouse, when you are tired, please drink the bowl. Sightseeing car, no cost, you can sit on it and take a walk. The Gantang Road is well repaired, and the Xiangxian monument should be remembered. Speak of benevolence and courtesy, keep promises and righteousness, and keep the rules of the elders in mind. Love animals, love flowers and plants, don't reach out and ask for it. Further in, Lijiagou, Shenqing archway stone gatehouse. To this day, at the right time, the selenium-rich fruit is lychee. The intangible cultural heritage items are connected, and the bamboo artist girl is a red stone inkstone. Some are cheap and some are expensive, so you have to think about it before you consume it. Although the river is quiet and the water is clear, you should be careful when swimming in the river. When you get there, you have to take a boat, and you can still play in the lake. Sightseeing is possible, fishing is possible, and the small one is big. Kill pig vegetables, boat noodles, you want to be rich and simple, you can do whatever you want. The Hanging Sky Cliff, the Heavenly Book Cliff, can't be climbed for the time being. Bifeng Mountain, the terrain is strange, and there is a hanging sky village on it. If you don't see enough this time, you are welcome to come back next year!"

A tour guide's words came down, one of them didn't bring it, and they came when they opened their mouths to make up and sing, and the tourists' palms were red.

……

Just sang and sold like this, and by the time the tourists left unsatisfied and began to play around Panao Township, there was no one left of Muddy Water Ba.

Bringing the hot oil down to the stove and cooling, Li Junge had time to take a straw hat down to fan the wind and drink water.

Uncle's jelly stall hit a new sales high today, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile: "Hey, baby, you still have this set! With this ability, tofu can be sold at the price of meat, but today it is stained with your light, will you come tomorrow?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "I can't come tomorrow, I am just accompanying my children to work-study, which can be regarded as completing the task." Uncle, we'll be back in a while!"

……

On the way back by sightseeing bus, Li Junge said to Li Yuduo: "Yuduo, now you understand, right? Now I ask you again, who will you turn to if you encounter difficulties in the future?"

Li Yuduo smiled and his eyes crooked: "Find Uncle Erpi!"

Li Junge laughed, touched Li Yuduo's head and said: "That's right, when you encounter difficulties, don't hide or hide, and tell your family honestly that this is the royal way to solve the problem." ”

Li Yuduo's eyes were full of excitement: "Uncle Erpi, guess how much money we earned this time?!"

Li Junge said with a smile: "There are a total of one hundred and thirty-four baba, ten yuan each, if you don't receive the counterfeit money, if you don't find the wrong money, it should be one thousand three hundred and forty yuan." ”

Li Yuduo was dumbfounded: "Will you still find the wrong money......?" And counterfeit money?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "I see that you collect money and ask for money, and you don't even check the money handed over, which makes it possible to find the wrong money to collect fakes." ”

Li Yuduo was nervous all of a sudden: "Oh, then let's check it quickly?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "Now on the sightseeing car, if you check it, there is another possibility, the possibility of being blown away by the wind." ”

Li Yuduo's excitement was dispelled a lot at once, and his mouth pouted again.

Li Junge said with a smile: "The ancestor said, 'Everything is foreseen, and everything is lost.'" Therefore, before doing something, it is necessary to plan a plan, take into account the difficulties and accidents that will be encountered, and make a response plan. Since it is to sell something, it is normal to accidentally receive counterfeit money and make a mistake in finding money. You can start by setting a tolerable probability of error, and then reduce this probability again and again through various measures, and finally you will become a good cashier. ”

"Of course you've never done anything like this before, and you're inexperienced, so it's normal for you to have one kind of situation or another. But if you fall into the pit the first time and fall into it the second time, it will not be normal. Either it's stupid, or it's lazy, doesn't it rain a lot?"

Li Yuduo was amused and giggled, Uncle Erpi's words are always so reasonable.

Back at home, two people, one big and one small, were putting their heads together, counting the money carefully one by one, and my mother and father came back first.

As soon as I entered the door, my mother said, "Ouch! This is a robbery of that road? So much money!"

Li Yuduo said with a smile: "I went to Panao Township with Uncle Erpi to sell muddy water for a long time, grandma, look!

The old mother touched Li Yuduo's head and said: "Amazing, our babies are amazing! Yuduo can't spend this money indiscriminately, keep it for himself to buy books and stationery!"

Li Yuduo smiled and nodded.

Li Junge said: "Don't be busy, don't be busy, now the accounts are clear, a total of 1,270 yuan, sure enough, there is a 50 counterfeit banknote, and 20 yuan should be caused by a mistake in making change." ”

"Then in this 1,270 yuan, we have to remove the cost, Uncle Erpi's labor is regarded as voluntary labor, and the materials are shared to eight catties of rice noodles, five catties of bacon, five catties of fresh meat, two catties of shallots, and two catties of dried tofu, which will be roughly calculated at 270 yuan. The total income minus the cost is the profit, how much is the total amount of rain?"

Li Yuduo said: "There are still a thousand left." ”

Mom gave Li Junge a look at the back of his head: "You still count these with Yuduo!"

Li Junge was patted on the head and planted his head forward, turned around and said: "This is the real way for us to cooperate, okay? When the rain grows up, we have to do this business! This is what the children have to learn now!"

My mother smiled and said, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to your uncle and nephew!

Li Junge continued to argue with Li Yuduo: "Okay, the profit of 1,000 yuan is also a lot, and then the two of us cooperate, then it should be divided equally." Come, each of us is five hundred. These 500 yuan is the money you can take with peace of mind. ”

Li Yu gave an extra 200 yuan and said, "Uncle Erpi, I think you contribute more, you should take more." ”

Li Junge said with a smile: "Yu Duo is really good, but Uncle Erpi is just helping you solve the problem, don't forget what our original intention of this transaction is, isn't it just to solve a few catties of uncooked rice paste? ”