Chapter 302: Brother Legend
The roller skating boy wearing helmet elbow pads and knee pads stopped his movements, his legs spread out, and he looked at the ****** of the "middle-aged fat uncle" in front of him steadily.
"Xiao Mo, I'm not dazzled, right? Why is that fat uncle stepping on a pair of Hot Wheels?"
Tilting his head and looking at Xiao Pan, who also stopped next to him, Xiao Mo nodded in agreement: "It's really like Hot Wheels, it looks so cool!"
Not far away, stepping on the double wheel, he would draw an S step for a while, and then a B step, leaving a string of arrogant laughing "uncles" who seemed to hear the discussion behind the two of them, and the smug smile at the corner of his mouth became more obvious, and at the same time, the movements under his feet became more and more complicated and difficult, only to see him leaning forward and opening his hands, his left leg supported and his right leg lifted off the ground, trying to play a figure skating swallow step.
However, the "floating leg (leg with the middle finger hanging in the air for skating and roller skating)" stretched out backwards by the "Uncle Yan" was extremely clumsy and fell off the ground, and he just didn't seem to realize it. Suddenly, some hands were in a hurry, the body staggered, and the hands were helplessly waving and grabbing, but they could only catch the wind, and they were about to plant a big horse and throw their butts to the ground.
Fortunately, he seemed to have finally remembered something, and quickly withdrew his hands and bent his legs to lower his center of gravity, and soon regained his balance, and then stood up again, and continued to row triumphantly with various tricks.
When he passed by the two of them again, Xiao Mo Xiaopan and the two of them noticed that the other party was not actually "stepping on Hot Wheels", but wearing a pair of special roller skates, which had a saucer-sized wheel on the left and right sides of the shoes, and two inconspicuous small wheels under the heels. Because the two pairs of big wheels are painted with bright patterns on both sides of the inside and outside, and they are a little far away just now, this caused the two of them to missee that the uncle was standing on something like Hot Wheels.
Of course, as sophomores in high school, their eyesight is not very good, which is also the reason for the misunderstanding.
"These are roller skates, why haven't I seen them before!" Xiao Pan said as he took off his eyes, rubbed them, and put them back on.
"I've never seen anything like this, but it's really a roller skate from a structural point of view, right? It's the same pair of shoes with a few wheels fixed to it, but ours has a single row of wheels, and it's a double row of wheels, similar to the old kind of roller skates. ”
"It's much worse," Xiao Pan blinked, "its wheels are one big and one small, the axles are also one long and one short, and a bunch of small wheels behind it seem to be brakes, I just looked carefully at the small wheels that normally do not hit the ground, and only press the heels when you want to slow down." ”
"That's it!" Xiao Mo stared at the "Hot Wheels Roller Skates" under the other party's feet without blinking, and looked at it for a while before he spoke: "It's different from ordinary roller skates, he seems to have his own power, and his legs haven't pushed back much!"
"I seem to remember something?" said Xiao Mo, who habitually reached out and pushed the hair on his forehead up, falling into a memory.
Because his hair is on the soft side, when he lowers his head, his hair will fall softly, and the ends of his hair will sweep over his eyelashes, making his eyes feel uncomfortable, so he has developed the habit of stroking his forehead hair from time to time, especially when he is thinking down.
Although more than once a girl told him that he admired his soft black hair, and strongly suggested that he keep a literary and artistic wavy curl like a Korean Oba, he just said that he would wait until he was long, and he would go to a barber shop to click the hair that exceeded his eyebrows.
Maybe the static electricity generated by grabbing hair does have the effect of refreshing the mind and improving memory, Xiao Mo quickly figured out what he had just thought of, he had seen these shoes on the Internet before!
So he turned his head to his friend next to him and said: "I remember! That pair of shoes is called Hot Wheels, which is a deformation of an electric balance bike, but it turns a two-wheeled balance bike into two two feet and one on each foot, I have seen this project on CTA crowdfunding before, but it is too expensive to participate." Inside the four big wheels is the kind of hub brushless motor used in the balance car, stepping on it is the same as stepping on the balance bike, the foot plate is pressed forward, the body leans forward is accelerated, and the heel is pressed back and the body is leaned back to decelerate. However, because the feet are separated and there are many more tricks than the average balance bike, of course, it is not okay to play swallow steps like the uncle just now, after all, the weight of these shoes is touching. ”
At the mention of the balance bike, the eyes of the two involuntarily turned to the other side of the square, where several men and women were stepping on the balance bike, and it was the special model with a backrest issued by the Bee Group to employees.
Speaking of which, there are some old grudges between their roller skating party and the balance bike league.
In this origin square, the crowd of people who haunt at different times is different, before the sun comes out in the morning, here are all kinds of people who exercise in the morning, jogging in circles, playing Tai Chi or something; when the sun rises, the morning exercise party either goes back to eat, or gathers at the edge of the square to comment on the birdcages placed by the bird walking party, the square is instead occupied by the primary school girls who are jumping on the Bluetooth speaker or mobile phone to the camera or mobile phone, and they are full of young vitality, but unfortunately there are still too few girls.
At noon, people are more mixed, those who are tired of shopping and resting, basking in the sun, flying kites, sitting and chatting, and taking photos with the 0 km bronze mark at the origin of the city in the middle of the square, men and women, old and young, until the evening, after sunset, the composition of the crowd here will become pure, because the square dance aunts and square dancers are dispatched. The loudspeaker here plays "what kind of rhythm is the most swaying", and there are "eighteen bends of the mountain road here, nine links of the waterway here", and occasionally there are some unintelligible Hokkien songs, all the songs have been rearranged to strengthen the rhythm of the steps, so that the whole square is the sound of a subwoofer with dong
Only in the afternoon is the time for these roller skaters, but in recent years, there are fewer and fewer people playing roller skating, and children prefer to operate simple scooters, and older ones like them have become middle school dogs, so they have time to go out on weekends.
That's not all, what makes them feel most depressed and irritable is that in recent years, balance bikes have become more and more popular, and a group of old men who think they are very trendy like the fat uncle just now will step on that one and run to the square from time to time to stroll. It is also difficult for them to say that in foreign countries, balance cars are designed to be used on sidewalks and jogging tracks, while domestic sidewalks, intersections and corners must have newsstands, various stalls next to stations, and telephone poles every three or five times. Coupled with the occasional intermittent blind road and uneven permeable bricks, the motor of the domestic balance car basically can't run, so they have to run to the square of Pingchuan to have fun.
In fact, there are many places in the Heron Island area that are most suitable for running balance bikes, but those places are all under the control of the gates, because they are all bees' territory. It is said that the Bee Group has implemented chairless office and large-scale renovation of the road surface and stairs to fully ensure that all places in the park can be stepped on the balance bike to and fro freely. So the balance bike outside can't get in, you can only drool through the railing, and the balance bike inside rarely comes out, anyway, Xiao Mo They rarely see this kind of balance bike with a backrest.
Initially, the bees used the balance bike shape when promoting the chairless office and the popular one on the market, it is a platform with a bunch of wheels on both sides, and the employees stand on it and operate on the specially raised desk, but then they found that this is a bit tiring, and standing for eight hours a day is undoubtedly torture for the office white-collar workers, so a few employees who can't stand the bird do it themselves, and launched a crowdfunding campaign with a new version of the balance bike with backrest and seats on the internal crowdfunding platform, and the respondents gathered in a short time, so they quickly entered the project implementation stage in accordance with the rules, and then there is now this kind of large balance bike that looks a bit like a police force, or a squished golf cart for the office.
The balance bikes under the feet of the men were more than half as large as usual, and some resembled the police version, with columns and horizontal armrests in the front and two telescopic steel tubes in the back, with a triangular seat that resembled a bicycle saddle and a small cushion. In this way, by adjusting the height of the seat, the user can squat, sit, stand, and lean on the car, which greatly reduces the stress and fatigue of the knees. Of course, the playability of this large balance car is naturally not as good as the small one, especially the one-wheeler version, no matter how people toss on it, the whole body has always been flat as long as it is turned on.
Then they saw that the fat uncle just now slid to the side of those people and stopped, and said something to them, but unfortunately the two of them didn't understand lip language, and their eyesight was not good, and they couldn't see the expressions of the people on the other side clearly, so they couldn't guess. I saw the fat uncle leaning on the backrest of a balance bike and removing the "Hot Wheels" on his feet, revealing his shoes inside. Originally, the body part of the Hot Wheels power roller skates was made into a form similar to galoshes, and it was easy to take it off and walk over when it was inconvenient to pass.
Another younger man waited for the fat uncle to walk away and got off the balance bike, put the hot wheels on the ground on his feet, and then made a kick-off motion and began to slide.
And his next action made Xiao Mo and the two of them stunned at once, and those people should also be stunned, which can be seen from their motionless movements. And outside of Xiao Mo's sight, almost everyone nearby was also attracted by the handsome guy who turned the concrete floor of the square into a figure skating arena.
The focus of everyone's attention is on the handsome young man who steps on the Hot Wheels is still chic and free, and there is no tension and stiffness at all because of the attention of so many people.
Looking at the handsome guy who jumped up and spun in the middle of the field and then landed smoothly and continued to slide, Xiao Mo couldn't help but rub his eyes: "Xiao Pan, how do I feel that I am dazzled again! It's really unwise to go out without glasses today!"
"You're not dazzled, that handsome guy is indeed doing figure skating on the concrete floor of the square, of course it's just a specious action, after all, roller skates are under his feet, not ice skates. However, the shock-absorbing function of these shoes is really against the sky, and he is not worried that the shoes will not stand it at all when he makes such a big move. ”
Xiao Mo doesn't know much about figure skating, an ice and snow sport, and he can only name the swallow step for all the movements, and he doesn't know the professional names of the other kinds of jumps......
"Wait I know who he is!" In the end, it was the glasses that corrected the eyesight, and when the man slid near them on the spot, Xiao Panbi, who was wearing glasses, saw the man's appearance clearly first, "He is the bee's Atletico Madrid, that, that, that perverted legend brother!"
Xiao Mo didn't habitually answer the sentence when he heard it, "Why did he pervert you?"
He also understands why his friend has such a big reaction, after all, Atletico Madrid's behavior is indeed difficult for people to define and describe him in one or two words, and the images of Atletico Madrid described in different mouths can't be pieced together at all, and it is the legend brother who comes and goes is the most suitable, although he doesn't seem to play dota.
Xiao Mo has a cousin who was admitted to Lu University as a sports student, and in his mouth Atletico Madrid is a perverted legend, the items on the school games, as long as he plays the gold medal, it must be his, but that guy's collective sense of honor is very average, and he only cares about brushing the gold medal list of the school games, but he disdains the qualifications of the Universiade, so that these sports students are often laughed at as "missing out".
As the owner of a game company, Atletico Madrid is still the author of the question sea system that made them suffer deeply, it is said that people relied on this set of software science invented by themselves to do the questions, and the results improved by leaps and bounds, and finally the first in the province to be admitted to Lu University.
After he was admitted to Lu University, he created a legend to connect the borrowing rankings of the school library for three years, and broke the personal record for the number of books borrowed. And it is not his reading speed that limits the number of books he borrows, but the daily borrowing limit set by the lending system. Although he fell off the borrowing list in the fourth year, it was not that he was busy or tired of studying, it was purely the best and most useful book in the library, he had read it for the previous three years, and it was engraved in his mind, and the rest were useless to him.
And it is said that because there are too few books that they find useful, Atletico Madrid simply decided to donate 3 million a year to the library, earmarked for the purchase of additional books. The borrowing list he left behind has also been imitated by countless people, and the books on the "Atletico Madrid Booklist" remain in a state of borrowing all year round.
Right now, the legendary figure is more than ten meters away from himself and the others, thinking of this, Xiao Mo couldn't help but feel a little excited, "Let's go! Go see this legendary brother!" Mobile phone users can please visit http://m.piaotian.net