Zhang Xiang frowned and lay on the ground, next to his face was a white and moist ceramic squatting toilet, and his heart was fighting fiercely.

This is the school's huge investment in the new teaching building, because the construction period was delayed and could not catch up with the start of school, so the Academic Affairs Office can only arrange some elective courses with more flexible time and place after the teaching building is accepted and put into use, and most of the classrooms are still empty. New desks and chairs, new heating, odorless direct drinking water, and clean public toilets make this a first-class self-study mecca in the school.

Of course, this is only temporary, and when the winter vacation is over, there will definitely be a lot of courses changed to this side at the beginning of the next semester, otherwise it would be a waste of the best facilities to be used as only study rooms, isn't it?

Lying next to the squatting pit, all kinds of smells uncontrollably drilled into Zhang Xiang's nostrils, he asked about the smell of urea, the smell of skanin, and the smell of mold and fungal spores, and practice proved that the toilets in the new teaching building were definitely not as clean as everyone imagined before!

It's a pity it's late!

If I had realized this a few minutes ago, I would never have run here to get some kind of iphone like a convulsion, what the hell is it! Obviously, it was someone else's mobile phone that fell, and I could have watched it coldly, and then I secretly felt in my heart, "Haha boy, why is your kidney missing? It turned out to be in the sewer! Did you wash it away?"

But now it's good, others fell down just a kidney machine, but I fell into it as a whole person.

Although it was not that the whole person really fell into the sewer, Zhang Xiang found that his arm was stuck in the sewer bend and pulled out!

After discovering this fact, Zhang Xiang also tried to save himself, he first remembered the story of the hunter catching the monkey in a big bottle, the hunter put a large peach with a diameter slightly smaller than the mouth of the bottle in the big bottle, and the greedy monkey saw it and reached in to grab the peach, but the monkey hand holding the peach was larger than the diameter of the bottle mouth, and he couldn't take it out. Because of the difficulty of mobility due to a large bottle in his hand, the monkey was quickly caught by the hunter.

After several attempts to confirm that he could not directly withdraw his hand, Zhang Xiang had to let go of the plate-like object pinched by the fingers of his right hand and tried to pull out his arm again, but ......

Although the heating was turned on in the teaching building, there was not much temperature in the public toilet, Zhang Xiang felt that his bare right arm was gradually dull and numb, and the cold ceramics seemed to suck all the heat from his body, and the other half of his body in his clothes could not feel much temperature.

"it, grandma won't die here, right?" Zhang Xiang scolded angrily in his heart.

At the moment of the crisis, he could no longer care about being ashamed, opened his mouth, and shouted vigorously: "Help!

"Whoa!" came the crisp sound of the metal buckle of the belt falling on the floor tiles.

After a long ten seconds, Zhang Xiang finally heard the wooden door of the toilet cubicle being slammed, "Is there anyone? What's wrong with you?"

Thanks to the male classmate who was so frightened by his sudden cry for help that his pants fell to the ground, he did not walk away after lifting his pants again, but turned around to look for the person who called for help.

"Thank you, thank you!Classmate, my hand is stuck in the squatting pit, can you dial 119 for me?" Zhang Xiang, who was lying on the ground, muffled his voice from behind the thin artificial wooden door.

At that time, several boys who were in the toilet looked at each other, and squatted down to confirm through the gap under the wooden door that there was indeed a boy lying on the ground, and his right arm was stretched out in the squatting toilet without clothes, so everyone briefly discussed a few words, and then took out their mobile phones separately to contact the school police, logistics and fire brigade.

Hearing the news that the male classmate outside had replied that he had helped him call the police, Zhang Xiang couldn't help but put down a stone in his heart, feeling a sense of sleepiness gradually coming, no matter how many people outside inquired and guessed, it was difficult to arouse his interest.

…… Bieber Bieber's Dividing Line......

When he regained consciousness again, Zhang Xiang found that he was already lying on the surgical bed of the affiliated hospital, and the person sitting with his back to him on the side of the bed should be his roommate Bai Jia, and judging by the movements of his elbows on both sides, he should be playing a game.

"This wave is really a big loss!" Looking down with difficulty, Zhang Xiang found that his right arm had been mummified, and he moved his right hand lightly, and found that the five fingers were still in good condition, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Although the arms and fingers are very uncomfortable with all kinds of pain when making movements, it is better than being unconscious, and it is finally a blessing in misfortune.

Although the other left arms, legs, and lower back did not have such a strong sense of pain, they also felt weak and powerless, and it was difficult to lift their feet and hands, and Zhang Xiang experienced a feeling of weakness and powerlessness that he had never experienced in his 20 years of life.

"Lao Bai!" Zhang Xiang shouted, his voice hoarse, but unfortunately the guy in front of him was fascinated by playing a game and didn't hear it at all, Zhang Xiang had to raise his voice and continue to shout: "Bai Jia!"

"Ahh

After all, he was young and strong, although he was in a coma for a short time due to low temperature and lack of oxygen, but in fact, Zhang Xiang was awake not long after he was rescued, but because he was ashamed to see people deliberately pretending to be unconscious with his eyes closed, the doctor in charge of first aid did not break it, and after helping him deal with the wound on his hand, he was sent to the surgical ward for "observation".

So after being called by Bai Jia, the doctor quickly told him a "good news": "Student Zhang, your body is fine, you can be discharged from the hospital today, and then come over every day to change the dressing." ”

After the doctor left, Zhang Xiang said to his roommate with a depressed face: "Alas!

Because he had to hold back his smile, Bai Jia's expression was a little "gritted teeth" when he spoke, and he said: "Actually, the school is the biggest loss in this wave, right? The new teaching building has not been officially put into use, and the toilet was smashed in order to save you, but the school has to pay for you to treat your injuries." ”

"Lao Zhang, you are famous now! The school is also famous with you!" he shook the mobile phone with the green shell in his hand: "The mp4 fell into the sewer, and the college student from the famous school reached out to catch the ...... that was accidentally trapped."

"Wait, isn't it Apple Kidney 4, when will it become MP4?" Zhang Xiang asked with excitement on his face.

The former costs a few thousand yuan, which is a kidney machine that has greatly promoted the development of China's organ donation and sperm donation cause, while the latter is only two or three hundred or even one or two hundred yuan, which is not on the same level at all.

"It's an MP4, but it's really like a kidney 4, and even the glass back is simulated with transparent plastic. However, it is a silver fruit card, and the apple icon on the back is slightly different, and the right side is not a notch but an oval spot. ”

Saying that, Bai Jia operated the mobile phone and opened the mobile phone album, found a screenshot of the Yinguo mp4 product page of the Taobao store, and handed it to Zhang Xiang.

"Ahh And the eye-catching "iphone" under the logo has also become "phome", and the small characters below have also become Chinese pinyin, which is full of the cunning taste unique to copycat high imitation machines.

After all, it's only mp4, and Yinguo players don't have a phone function, and the game function is also very weak, so they can only play early games such as Super Mario and Tetris. Thinking of himself squatting next to him at the time, and the guy next door was playing Super Mario while squatting in the pit, Zhang Xiang was only old Ren at that time and finally wanted to open this classic game to transplant it to the mobile phone, then I thought that it was actually an emulator!

"The cottage is dead to the whole family! How can my grandmother go out to meet people?!" Thinking of this, Zhang Xiang leaned his neck back, his head slammed on the pillow, and asked the sky speechlessly.

"If you want to blame it, you can only blame Qiao for helping the owner make the width of Guo 4 too small, if it is as wide as my little watermelon, I am not afraid of falling into the sewer," Bai Jia took back the mobile phone, and his fingers subconsciously rubbed on the rubber back shell: "You can't make it?" The official neck of the bee mobile phone also forwarded your news, especially emphasizing that the design of the bee mobile phone deliberately referred to the relevant provisions of the GB6592 sanitary ceramics national standard to ensure that it would not fall into the sewer. It was also at this time that I learned why the sides of my little watermelon were wide enough to run horses, and it turned out that it was deliberately widened to force it to reach more than 10 centimeters!"

"Cut! It's really good to grab the news!" Zhang Xiang was immediately unhappy when he heard that the unscrupulous bee actually used his bad luck to engage in publicity, but he also forgot the embarrassment of the mobile phone fishing incident for the time being.

I didn't want to face it anymore, I always came back, I ate something to recover some strength, and Zhang Xiang was discharged from the hospital and left. But when he came out of the hospital, the classmates around him who just pointed and said, "He's that Brother Xiang!", reminded him of that pit daddy's Yinguo mp4 again, pretending to ignore those classmates who were somewhat familiar, Zhang Xiang pretended not to mind and tilted his head to Bai Jia next to him and said: "Yo, Lao Bai, my popularity seems to have risen greatly!"

"A few of them should be from the Faculty of Science, and our high math and big things are all from the Faculty of Science, and I know one of them. ”

"No matter!" Zhang Xiang shook his head and asked through gritted teeth: "What kind of silver fruit mp4 is that, which infringes on the rights of Apple and Nintendo at the same time, Taobao has no reaction at all?"

"Of course there is a reaction!" Bai Jia nodded with a smile: "Normally, they can say that there are thousands of products in Taobao Market, and they can't legally review them one by one, but now that they have been exposed by the media, they have taken them off the shelves and closed the store as soon as possible." But it's too late.,People Yinguo mp4 has sold more than 100,000 units on Taobao alone.,I don't know how much I've sold offline! ”

Saying that, Bai Jia shook her head with some regret and said: "Seriously, after watching their promotional videos on the Internet, I have the meaning of buying a fun! I have to say that the system of Yinguo is still very tasteful, I can't imagine that the strength of the copycat machine manufacturers in South China is now so strong!"

After breaking the squatting toilet, the "kidney4 mobile phone" was also taken out by the fire fighters, and the soldiers also specially helped the unconscious Zhang Xiang to clean and dry it, and some people found that the icon on the back cover and the camera seemed to feel different, and circulated the "mobile phone" in the plastic bag, and everyone saw the nondescript "phome" word sign at the back.

At this time, the paper reporter who received the wire newspaper had already arrived, and after hearing that it was not Kidney 4 that fell into the sewer, but a miscellaneous high-imitation copycat mobile phone, the reporter was even more excited. Just like Zhang Xiang thought, thousands of kidney machines fell into the sewer, and it was difficult for most people to give up rescuing it, after all, it was a luxury worth a month's or even a few months' salary, but if a copycat machine of several hundred yuan fell, many people might give up fishing and turn around to flush the water so as not to block the sewer with their mobile phones. In this way, it is not news to fish for kidney four, but it is news to fish for copycats.

After all, this reporter classmate is a professional who works in a local evening newspaper, and he did not rush to deliver the manuscript after taking photos and interviews, but searched the Internet for what this phome mobile phone is. As a result, he found that this thing was not a copycat machine, but a color screen MP4 priced at less than 200 yuan, and because of the high imitation Apple interface and appearance, it sold 100,000 units, and the news topic suddenly rose to another level.

Of course, he was so calm because it was already afternoon, and the evening newspaper of the day had been finalized and printed, and it may have been delivered to the newsstand. also because I couldn't catch up with the newspaper of the day, in order to avoid being robbed of the news by other peers, especially online media peers, this news was finally sent out in the form of xx evening newspaper official neck instant news, and because it was reposted by the bee mobile phone official neck with more fans, it was known by more netizens, and now it has become a hot topic on the Internet.

This is the first bad news that Zhang Xiang found on the Internet after returning to the dormitory, but there is also good news that in addition to the school's BBS and Tieba, his name and appearance have not been widely leaked.

When the reporter arrived, he had already been sent to the affiliated hospital, and the evening newspaper chief only put a broken squatting toilet and a photo of the front and back of the Yinguo phome in a plastic sealed bag in his scarf, and his photo and name of Zhang Xiang did not appear, but the name of the school was mentioned. After all, he Zhang Xiang is just an insignificant little person, and a "boy" is represented, but it is better to be ranked 211, and he can be regarded as the Z big name of the famous school in the central region.

The actual situation is also the same, even if someone mentions his name and profession in the reply on the scarf, not many people like and reply to the building, and most netizens are discussing whether the phome video is real.

That video is uploaded to the oil depot video by the Yinguo online store to show the buyers, although the store is blocked and cannot be viewed, but the video can still be searched on the oil depot that you don't want to do. Zhang Xiang also took a look, and found that the mp4 in the video is indeed very bright, playing 1080p full HD video is not stuck at all, the home screen switch is smooth, the application enters quickly, and the app store has a large number of software and games, it really looks like that.

In fact, the reason why HD is not stuck is that its screen resolution is only 320x180, and the app store is also fake, but the app manager is just made to look like an app store. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net