[37] Brother, remember to give this matchmaker's red envelope.
Hearing Liu Chu and Long Xiaomei's words, Liu Yu dared to stay longer, so he turned around and slipped away.
But although he slipped away at the time, he was able to escape the monk and couldn't escape the temple, and in the end Liu Yu was still partnered by Liu Chu and Long Xiaomei, blocked in the living room, Liu Yu could still escape, but when Long Xiaomei smiled and walked in front of Meng Xiaoqiao, he could only helplessly raise his hand and surrender.
After Liu Yu surrendered, Long Xiaomei immediately stepped forward and grabbed Liu Yu's ear, and then turned on the super chatter mode; "Okay, you Liu Xing, in order to avoid the old lady, you dare not return to China for seven or eight years, you are bold, right?"
You said that if you go out to be a soldier, you will be a soldier, and the old lady finally fell in love with an object, but you were jealous and said that he was an internationally wanted criminal, and then I lost it, so that the old lady is still hanging her first kiss here, and she has become an old girl who can't marry in my parents' mouth.
Okay, don't open this topic, let's not talk about whether that guy is a wanted criminal, I'll ask you, why are you avoiding me, why haven't you come to see me for nearly ten years, why?
The heart is empty, right, look at the cold sweat of the weak heart, tsk..... Liu Xing can, I lost my boyfriend, but I found a diva as my wife, and it is said that I gave birth to a cute baby, very happy, right, very happy, right.
You are happy, but my wife is miserable, I am in my thirties, I am still a single dog in my thirties, I can't count single dogs, dogs TM can't live for so long, I have become a single old woman by you.
Whew... I'm tired of my mother, you guy is a bastard, you don't come out to see me for more than ten years, forget it, and when you come out, you made a trap for me, not to mention the first kiss I lost for more than 30 years, and my mother almost got pregnant!!"
"I'm almost pregnant!!" Hearing this, everyone instantly became unstable, and they all turned to look at Liu Chu, who was beaten by Long Xiaomei and had a blue nose and swollen face, his eyes were full of anger and doubt.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Liu Chu hurriedly explained, "Ahem, cough, don't listen to her nonsense, don't misunderstand, how could you get pregnant with four pairs of pants at the time, no, absolutely not!!"
Bang bang bang .......!!
Hearing his son's bastard words, Li Mengyao stepped forward directly and slapped him three times, and then said angrily, "Liu Chu, did I educate you like this, how can you do this to an innocent girl, you still have to be shameless, you don't want to be honored!!"
Bang bang bang ........!!
Coincidentally, as soon as Li Mengyao's slap was finished, Liu Chu didn't come to his senses, and he was slapped three times by his father, plus a few drops; "Liu Chu, Dad is a man, Dad knows that you have had a hard time alone for three years after being divorced."
But even so, as a man of the old Liu family, you can't go to the **molested** family, an innocent girl, how can you let her face other people's gossip in the future, how can you marry?"
"Tut-tut... It's so merciful, I was slapped six times in one physiological reaction, hey, I deserved it, I was beaten well, so you made me misunderstand and lose my first kiss, hum.... ”
After feeling proud in her heart for a while, Long Xiaomei let go of Liu Yu's ears, turned around and explained to Li Mengyao and Liu Mad "Uncle and aunt, you misunderstood, Liu Chu didn't have that me, he just accidentally had a physiological reaction when he was fighting with me..." ”
"Physiological reactions are not good, there is a physiological reaction to people for no reason, this is a dirty thought, this bastard is underbeaten, Xiaomei, do you want to beat him out of anger, come, just beat him, just keep a breath, don't be afraid, he doesn't dare to fight back with me.... Hearing Long Xiaomei's words, Liu Mad not only did not forgive Liu Chu, but instead instigated Long Xiaomei to beat Liu Chu.
Hearing Liu Mad's words, Liu Chu, who was covering his face, thought like this in his heart: "My own son, I will never be treated like this, it has been more than thirty years, and I know now, it turns out, it turns out, it turns out that I picked it up!!"
"Uncle, Liu Chu is pitiful enough, let's not beat him, besides, holding a big beauty like me, if he doesn't react, I have to suspect that he is crooked. After glancing at Liu Chu, who was already doubting his life, Long Xiaomei chose to let him go after a while of stealing fun.
Long Xiaomei was going to let Liu Chu go, but Liu Mad didn't plan to let her and Liu Chu go, I saw Liu Mad turn to look at Long Tian and smile, and said with a serious face, "Brother Long, my little brother can't stand you for this matter today, but you don't have to worry, we are people who practice martial arts, and we pay attention to morality and etiquette to convince people with virtue, so ...... Liu Chu, this guy, will be given to your family as a son-in-law. ”
Liu Chu;"(⊙o⊙)|||..... I did pick it up, and it's ready to send me out. ”
Long Xiaomei;" (⊙o⊙)|||....... I don't feel good, this is the rhythm of forcing me to be his daughter-in-law!!"
Ignoring Liu Chu and Long Xiaomei's astonishment, Long Tianxiao first shook his head with a smile, and then said with a smile in Long Xiaomei's frightened eyes, "Since ancient times, good men have not been involved, I can't ruin Liu Chu's reputation, just let him marry our family Xiaomei." ”
"Dad, you're not joking, you must be joking, right, we just met for the first time, and you actually asked me to marry him, you, you... Do you want to marry me off so much?" Hearing his father's words, Long Xiaomei exclaimed in disbelief.
Facing Long Xiaomei's words, Yun Aili stepped forward and smiled, "The first time we met, we hugged each other, kissed each other, and had a physiological reaction, so the second meeting must be upgraded."
Although your father and I understand that in today's society, it is normal for us to live together unmarried, have children out of wedlock, and so on, but after all, we are two families, two families with heads and faces, and their own traditions and beliefs, so in order not to make any scandals, you should get married!!"
"Yes, you go to get married, after Xiao Qiao gives birth, you will give me a marriage certificate, don't make excuses, the company will not go out of business if you don't go for a few days, and you are not allowed to refuse, if you refuse, our old Liu family will not have you, hum." Seeing that Liu Chu had the intention of opening his mouth, Liu Mad immediately took a step ahead of him and opened his mouth to warn.
Knowing that he was being driven to the shelves, after a period of depression and wry laughter, Liu Chu nodded and said, "Although it is quite violent, and the personality is a little jumpy, but I feel that it should be good to live with her, at least it will not be the same as my ex-wife, I don't speak, she doesn't speak, it's quiet like two strangers in a café, hehehe... I am willing to marry her. ”
"I, I, I.......... I said, did I say I was going to marry you, and I was sentimental.
Hmph, there is a stinky pig's head, and his face is deformed and he laughs, disgusting to death..... Hmph, I don't care, you can marry whoever you want to marry me, anyway, I'm old, just find someone to marry, just be happy. Although she said no, her blushing and her breathing were thick, and she had betrayed her deeply.
Seeing Long Xiaomei running back to the room with a red face, Liu Mad patted Liu Chu's shoulder and said with a smile on his face, "These are all arranged by your brother, including beating you, your brother said to do it like this, every day that naughty boy will have his mother to take care of, hehehe, your brother's kid is clever when he is young, and his idea is really good, hahaha..." ”
"Liu Yu, come over to me, I'm going to fight you alone....... Well, I'm talking about fun, don't take it seriously. After listening to Liu Yan's words, Liu Chu immediately shouted to Liu Yu angrily that he wanted to fight him alone, but when Liu Yu raised the sofa of more than 300 catties with a smile on his face, he immediately confessed.
After putting down the sofa with a smile, Liu Yu turned around to help Xiao Qiao go back to the room, and said without looking back, "Liu Chu, although we are brothers, but the matchmaker red envelope, you have to remember, hahaha..." ”
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