"Smack!"

"Whew......"

"Do you know that there can be no thieves on this road in the future?"

"Uncle, I really don't know?"

"Smack!"

"Whew...... I really don't know, if you know, you won't dare to come! Don't beat the uncle, I won't dare to do it again! Ah......hh

"Smack...... Smack......"

On the side of a certain highway, a 'miserable' scene was being staged, and a man dressed as a farmer was carrying a stick and beating seven screaming people on the ground one by one. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Passing cars are speeding up to avoid this place when they see it from a distance, for fear that the car will drive slowly and cause trouble.

In fact, it didn't take long, Yan Fei was afraid that he would be delayed for too long, and these people remembered him with a deep impression, and they just asked a few words.

Then he hung white paper on the old bundle of trees, and kindly reminded: "Bear with a little pain, just have two more strokes." Originally, I was going to give it all, but your situation is different, so you need to add more. Bear with it, just twice, very fast, and I'll leave after the fight. ”

Hearing this, the seven car bandits suddenly felt that the dawn was coming, and the dawn was just around the corner.

Although the fight just now hurts, after all, they are all flesh wounds, at most there are two unlucky points that may have broken a few ribs, and a wrist that was pinched off, and then one was thrown from the car and accidentally hit the ground with his face first.

These injuries are really nothing to them, and when they are thieves, can they still not be beaten? Go back to recuperate for a period of time, and continue to come out to 'work' without delay.

It's just that when the fourteen sticks in a row were divided equally by them, they realized that they would be so naïve!

They naively thought that the person in front of them was just a neurotic with chivalrous fantasies. When the two sticks fell, I realized that this was clearly a big demon wearing human skin, eating meat and not spitting out bones!

For a time, it was really outside the farmland, on the side of the provincial road, and the screams were loud.

In particular, these people think that even if they heal their injuries in the future, when they eat ham in the future, they can only eat the leftovers of other people's clips and drop them on the plate - even if the injury on their arm is healed, they can still use the strength to tear off the meat from that whole piece of ham with chopsticks.

It's really sad to come from it, and I just feel that the second half of my life is dark.

On the way back, Yan Fei felt that he was quite stupid.

Why do you want to take the car from the door of your house honestly? Isn't that a lot of extra fare for nothing, and you still leave a clue? Although we don't care about money, but we spend money unjustly and still sit in that slow car, isn't that something wrong with our brains?

I could have patrolled the road first, and when I saw someone with suspicious deeds, I would follow them into the car, and as soon as they made a move, I would directly drag them down and beat them up.

Not only is it convenient, but you don't have to worry about the people in the car noticing you, and you can come and go at will, and you can patrol the entire road all morning.

So after Yan Fei 'woke up', in the days that followed, there were many people left on this provincial road to talk about after tea and dinner, and there were various versions of various stories that were widely circulated.

It is said that once, when a certain bus was parked on a certain section of the road, three or four people came up to the group, all of whom were a group of thieves.

As a result, one of the thieves scolded the person at the back of the car with a broken straw hat and didn't even dare to raise his head: "Why do you keep watching Lao Tzu?"

Because of this sentence, a few thieves who had just started to steal were ripped out of the car by that person. Before the car went far, those people were already beaten to the point that their father and mother were miserable.

It is also said that on another occasion, a group of people waiting for the bus did not wait for the bus, and several young people on the side of the road who looked angry also scolded a man with a broken straw hat because they were stared at.

The result was also beaten beyond recognition, and it is estimated that my parents will not recognize it when they come, let alone that miserable.

In the end, without exception, these people were tied to a tree on the side of the road, and hung with large letters written on white paper. At that time, there was a place at the intersection, and no one dared to save it.

Some people also said that in fact, the man with a straw hat did not beat people without saying a word. Instead, he first asked them if they were thieves, and as a result, these people took out their blades before they were beaten.

But there comes a time when things come to light.

As the drivers and passengers communicated more and more, the story spread more and more, and gradually people found out. In all the stories, the person who beats people on the side of the highway is wearing a broken straw hat, and the outfit is the same, obviously the same person.

And the people who this person started beating were all car bandits and road rage thieves who were wandering on this road, and they were not good people anyway.

Some people even turned over the fact that a black shop was smashed in the past, and a group of thieves were beaten a few days ago, according to the size of this person.

People have no doubt that these two incidents were also done by this person, otherwise whoever can fight so much, no matter how many bad people, will end up tied to the side of the road by him and hung up paper.

I even guessed that it was probably because this person was inexperienced in the first two operations, so he didn't disguise himself.

Because he didn't dress up in disguise except for the first two beatings, and every time he appeared later, he was dirty and wore a broken straw hat, so people affectionately called him the Straw Hat Man.

The legendary Straw Hat Man flew the brim and walked on the wall to fight for righteousness, and he was everywhere in that section of the road where the atmosphere was not very good, and he was merciless in punishing rape and eliminating evil, which was really happy.

And this Straw Hat Man's costume is said to be quite popular with passengers for a while. Many people deliberately dressed up dirty, and the short coat, which had been out of fashion for many years, was also worn again, and there must be a wooden stick and a bundle of rope.

More seriously, you have to put a ball of old newspaper in the creaky nest.

Since the Straw Hats, although there is no road to pick up for a while, the river weir is clear.

And the passengers on this road are slowly getting bolder. Gradually, I can see that the thief dares to shout and fight, and I dare to take care of injustices.

Later, a rogue who had committed many crimes elsewhere wanted to try his skills when he passed by. As a result, as soon as he made a move, he was beaten by the passengers on the spot, and he couldn't take care of himself.

From time to time, there are also passengers from other places who feel good about taking this route. The driver service on the bus is also enthusiastic, and the restaurants on the side of the road are not only more expensive, but also the same as the usual restaurants on the streets.

Anyway, for a long time after this year, there has been a very good atmosphere on this road, until the rise of highways, long-distance buses on provincial roads are basically extinct, and it is gradually forgotten.

It is said that there are some other rumors about this.

Someone who has good deeds somewhere especially worships Straw Hats, so they run around collecting Straw Hats' "Mobao".

Later, when these collected "ink treasures" were taken out by him to show off, there was an old gentleman who usually helped people write couplets in the township, and then after carefully looking at those "ink treasures", he sighed: "In fact, this person is very easy to find, in a few years, if there is any famous calligrapher near our road, it must be that he did not run." ”

Someone asked, "Why is that? What does beating have to do with calligraphy?"

The old gentleman pointed to the graffiti collected that I am a thief and I am a thief and said: "See, from the first time, this person can't even hold a brush well, the second time this can be called a word, every time this word has improved, look, if the last one is put together with the first one, who would think that this is written by a person?"

The old gentleman was amazed as he spoke: "It's only been a few days that there has been such a great progress, and with such a talent, as long as you practice hard for a few more years, it's not enough to be a calligrapher? What kind of martial arts do you practice to fight what thieves?" Speaking of which, we have to keep these things well, maybe these words will be worth a lot of money in the future! The calligraphy of calligraphy when everyone first practiced calligraphy...... Hey, when the road in front of our village is over, we'll have the money to rebuild it......"

In fact, Yan Fei really didn't beat people many times, because no one is stupid, and those who are ready to do bad things have always been most concerned about similar troubles. When you hear that the wind is wrong, even if you are stupid, you can know to avoid the limelight, or simply wash your hands.

So after Yan Fei found out that he had made a few shots, he found that there were basically no thieves on this road.

At this time, Xu Xiaoyan's paper selling action has finally made great progress.

(To be continued.) )