Chapter 23: If you want to kill, you must listen to the respect
"When I was twenty-five years old, my wife cuckolded me and took an adulterer to rob my property......"
"My 26-year-old son was sick, but I was penniless and had to beg on the streets......"
"Twenty-Seven......year-old"
"How old are you?" Mu Daoren interrupted the tearful performance of the best disciple of the Tanyue Sect.
The most outstanding disciple of the Tanyue Sect subconsciously said, "Twenty-five...... No, no, no, thirty ......" then he breathed a breath, and the strong wind blew in his face, and he was forced to block his full of lies.
Wow~ ground, Mu Daoren waved his sleeves and threw the most outstanding disciple of the Tanyue Sect who tried to use the Huaxia Talent Show routine to influence the golden hoop stick.
"Next ......," Mu Dao said weakly.
The world has changed, the new generation of Chinese people has been eroded by the era of information explosion, and the brain circuit is very strange, in ancient times, if you simply induct the golden hoop stick to recognize the master, most of them will only sit cross-legged and touch quietly, and will not add so many dramas to themselves.
Look, isn't the second outstanding disciple of the new generation of Tanyue Sect doing a good job, quiet and quiet, with a standard posture, in line with the aesthetics of the ancients.
While thinking about it, the second outstanding disciple of the Tanyue Sect, who was sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed and carefully sensing the iron rod in front of him, moved.
He untied his coat and his eyes rested lovingly on the swarthy rod.
"Brother Bang, are you cold?"
"It's cold and you have to dress more~"
"I'll warm you up again. ”
After that, the second outstanding disciple of the Tanyue Sect took a hot breath on the golden hoop stick, held the rod with both hands, and rubbed it up and down......
Wow~
Mu Daoren's brain was beating straight, and his backhand slapped the second outstanding disciple of the Tanyue Sect away.
Tanyue Sect, a sect that is out of lobee, has since been blacked out by Taiweiwei.
"The next batch, two Fu Qing Palace. Perhaps because he felt that the previous three additional dramas were too wasteful of time, Mu Daoren added, "From now on, each person only has half a minute, go up by yourself and retreat by yourself, otherwise you will ......."
Mu Daoren didn't continue, and some of the words still left suspense more shocking.
This temporary rule did not cause any objections, in fact, the stick conference was held for the first time, except for the hurried summoning of people, no other process was decided, it all depended on the Mu Dao people to play on the spot, and it was also a loss that he could shock the audience, if another person came, I am afraid that the masses who were ready to move would have rushed up.
One person and a half minutes, an hour is one hundred and twenty people, and the two or three thousand people present each feel it, even if they don't sleep and relay endlessly, it will take at least a day to go up.
Without further ado, everyone began to watch the two teenagers of Fu Qinggong play.
Although this time the Eagle Country Stone Sword recognized the Lord caused an uproar in the cultivation layers of the world, the people present were basically the new generation of the Heavenly Dao Academy and the sect.
The strength of the ancient cultivators is strong, and there are too many people at one time, which is easy to cause hidden dangers, so it is too microscopic to clearly limit the number of ancient cultivators, and the number of participants given by the Mandate of Heaven to the various sects is also mostly limited to the new generation.
The two teenagers of Fu Qinggong had a normal painting style, their faces were full of excitement, and they simply sat and touched for half a minute, and they didn't have any super friendship relationship with the golden hoop stick, so they gave up.
This is the normal process...... The wooden road man said secretly, and then pointed out the next group of people.
Time passed minute by minute, and by the time everyone was engrossed in the hundredth person, they had already begun to become numb......
The stick conference kept passing in the sentence of "the next batch, X in such and such a place" of the Mudao people, and no one could cause the movement of the golden hoop stick at all, and this stick shook occasionally, and when the habitual call called for the presence of the show, the people who could provoke a little excitement, and then they were lost......
Fortunately, from time to time, someone wants to find another way to win the attention of the golden hoop stick through maverickism, adding a bit of fun to this gradually numbing process of recognizing the master.
For example, the students from Shi Mouzhuang Tiandao Academy played on the spot and sang a few paragraphs of "Dare to Ask Where the Road Is" to the golden hoop stick, although the stick was not moved, but the natural singing voice moved the cultivators present, as if giving a burst of cardiotonic to the numb people, refreshing and awakening.
It just so happened that there was a cultivator from Huayin Pavilion here today, and he was allowed to enter Huayin Pavilion to practice the way of music and rhythm without taking the test, and by the way, he had already discussed the matter of making his debut in the cultivation world in the future.
Another example is that a student from the Huatian Taoist Academy of Pan recited a mantra, and was found by the monks of the Thousand Buddha Temple to recite the sutra posture and pronunciation are very standard, and also planned to allow him to enter the Thousand Buddha Temple without examination, but was rejected by the student who was unwilling to shave his head.
During the conversation, knowing that this student was determined to take the Lingxi Sect to practice water magic, and it happened that a disciple of the Lingxi Sect was present, and after an on-the-spot audit, he found that the student was not up to standard, so he sternly refused, and suggested that he go back to the Thousand Buddha Temple......
"Senior brother, Master has been captured by a monster!"
"Senior brother, the second senior brother was captured by a monster!"
"Senior brother, Master and Second Senior Brother have been captured by monsters!"
"Big ......"
The hundredth D-class disciple from Impermanence Mountain was also not worried, acting for half a minute, and returned in vain.
The brain hole of the new generation, hehehehehe.
The stick conference had only been held for an hour, and the Mudao people felt that their always strong Dao heart was a little unstable......
"It's a little tiring...... Ye Zheng rubbed his eyes, for the first time, he felt that it was a very painful thing to watch, the key is that now he has only watched less than one-twentieth of the people, and he has to stay on the top of this mountain for a day and a night to blow the cold wind......
What? Go home early when you finish touching the stick?
Impossible.
None of the players who touched the stick on the scene left, and they were unwilling and wanted to see other people's foreign appearances, obviously determined to watch to the end, if they did the first bird to go home early, it was obviously not very gregarious.
The privilege I wanted, I had to watch it while crying.
Obviously, I haven't touched the stick yet, but Ye Zheng has already believed in the words of Rusty Red in his heart, it is impossible for all living beings to recognize the master, and it is not called the master to recognize the master, I must be an ordinary onlooker, well, everyone who came today is an onlooker......
Rusty Hong, who had no hope for the golden hoop stick next to him, had already moved out of the chair and dozed off on the back of the chair, not hearing his complaint at all.
"The next batch, three of the Sioux City Heavenly Dao Academy. ”
Well?
Ye Zheng's head was stunned, and he subconsciously wanted to go out.
"I didn't call you, you're still early...... "Rusty Red was half-asleep and half-awake, pulling his sleeve.
Ye Zheng sighed, and watched Bai Xiao, Lu Qing, and Xu Chongchong come out of the ranks.
The three of them discussed the order, Lu Qing went first, then Xu Chongchong, and finally Bai Xiao.
As always, Lu Qing and Xu Chongchong sat cross-legged for half a minute one after another, and returned home.
Bai Xiao approached the swarthy iron rod step by step, and suddenly touched his trouser pocket, and turned out the crocodile leather wallet.
Well?
Everyone was shocked, and they were instantly interested.
What maverick induction method is this beautiful boy with pale skin going to use?
Pulling out your wallet, is it trying to throw money?
In the speculation of the onlookers, Bai Xiao found a ...... It should be a photo.
Looking at Bai Xiao as a treasure and holding it carefully, this photo seems to be very valuable.
The front of the photograph faces the east where the golden hoop is located, and the onlookers on the west side cannot see what is on it.
"I, Bai Xiao of the Heavenly Dao Academy in Suzhou City, have the cutest sister in the world, with legs two meters long, big eyes like the brightest stars in the night sky, and a ...... voice"
Ye Zheng: "......"
Wooden Daoman: "......"
Onlookers: "......"
What is this?
No, no, no, looking at the true feelings of the miserable white beautiful boy, he is simply showing off that he has a sister with the golden hoop stick, right?
The photo in his hand is properly white, is it tolerable or unbearable......
Ye Zheng picked up the stunned crowd, slapped a brick in front of everyone, dragged it away with the back collar, and bowed to the wooden road man and apologized: "I'm sorry, senior, this person has a problem with his head." ”
"It doesn't matter. The corners of Mu Daoren's mouth twitched, even if Ye Zheng didn't make a move just now, he was ready to slap this sister control.
Even if he was unconscious, Bai Xiao still clutched Bai Su's photo, Ye Zheng pulled it twice before he took the photo away, and then threw Bai Xiao in front of Lu Qing Xu Chongchong: "I've handed it over to you, if you want to kill it, you have to listen to ......it."
Lu Qing: "......"
Xu Chongchong: "......"
That's a good sentence, huh.
Sister control is just a small episode, and the recognition process of the stick conference is back on track.
The sun was rising, and when Rust Red was not satisfied with the ordinary chair and took out the parasol recliner to enjoy it with Ye Zheng, everyone reacted.
It's still early, anyway, there is no movement in this stick, is it true that two or three thousand people are staring at it and trying to recognize the Lord for a day?
The eyes will be blind.
The top of Huaguo Mountain is only a few acres of land, densely packed with Heavenly Dao Academy students who have no means to go to heaven.
The ring is a rarity among the students, and no one carries a chair or anything, so the students can only play as they please, either sitting on the floor or putting their backpacks under their butts.
And those in the sect who were majestic at the beginning were embarrassed, except for the B-level and C-level powerhouses, the new generation of these sects are generally D-level, and there is no real means of flying the imperial objects, at most they can only rely on magic weapons to levitate.
After a long time, the spiritual power is constantly consumed, and I can't get down and down, I can't fly and fly away, and I can't complain for a while.
When the first D-class cultivator couldn't hold on and fell, it seemed to have a chain reaction, dozens of people and hundreds of people crackled and fell down, and the already crowded ground suddenly became a mess.
"Next ...... Be quiet. The wooden man shouted.
The stick conference was held in too haste, many details were not considered, and the number of people had been limited, but it was still troublesome.
Mu Daoren looked around at more than ten B-level bosses: "Daoist friends with Xianzhou, let's sacrifice and let you rest for a while." ”
Xianzhou ......
After pondering these two words for a moment, everyone's eyes were tacitly focused on Shui Rust Hong and Ye Zheng, when these two people went up the mountain, they took the most luxurious immortal boat in history......
Rust Hong yawned and spread his hands: "Don't look at me, my shuttle bus is charged, one B-grade spirit stone per hour, the price is clearly marked, and it will start to depart when it is over 100 years, otherwise there is no need to talk about it." ”
Ye Zheng: "......"
Although he was on the same front as Rust Red, he still couldn't help but want to shout-
Why don't you grab it!