Genius young writers perform Chinese kung fu live?

A cowboy from Huaguo, how high is his kung fu?

Is it a new generation of Bruce Lee, or a teenage writer who can only write fantasy?

A writer who knows martial arts?

This teenager is from China?

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In just a moment, many reporters holding microphones became excited, and some even began to conceive news headlines in their heads.

Regardless of whether Yan Fei is bragging or not, everyone actually doesn't care much at all, and now everyone cares about it, I'm afraid that the news will not be topical!

For the majority of reporters, in layman's terms, when Yan Fei said that he wanted to perform martial arts live, they were like sharks smelling blood, and they became excited.

Yan Fei didn't make people wait long, but walked to the table next to him and said with a smile: "That reporter, your question is the most asked, I know that you may not believe empty words, why don't you come over and cooperate here?"

Beeches hesitated for a moment, although she was looking for some sensitive topics to sensationalize, it didn't mean that she was ready to sacrifice herself at any time. What if the young man on the TV took the opportunity of the performance to beat himself up because he didn't like him?

To be honest, it's not impossible, but she knows how many people she has offended in this turmoil. Of course, since she is here, she is ready to offend people, it is nothing more than disgusted by some directors and actors, but does she care? If no one pays attention to her, she will care, and she will not care if there are many people who scold her!

But being scolded doesn't mean that she is willing to be beaten in front of everyone, and when she saw Yan Fei waving at her, she flinched a little: "That, I'm not good at any sports." Are you sure you want to ask me for cooperation?"

"It's okay, you just have to stand next to me and watch me, you don't need to do anything. It won't touch a single hair of yours. Yan Fei said with a smile.

"Good!" Bigis gritted his teeth, stood up with his well-developed chest muscles, stroked his hair slightly, and smiled at his peers present. Then he walked up with a generous expression of death and stood beside Yan Fei.

Yan Fei didn't pay attention to her anymore, but picked up a piece of paper on the table, and then took the pen used for signing and quickly wrote a few lines.

Then he put the paper up: "These Chinese characters are the essence of our Chinese martial arts." Maybe many people don't know these words, let me explain it to you, come on your favor to show you these words. ”

Yan Fei said, handing the paper to Beecis. Bikis saw that it was such a simple matter, and he didn't know what Yan Fei was doing, so he took it and stretched out the paper with two hands to show the words on it to the reporter on the side.

"The world's martial arts, only fast and unbreakable, invincible. Yan Fei pointed to the words with the marker pen in his hand, read them out word by word in Chinese, and then began to explain in bird language. "There are many connotations in this, and the so-called kung fu involves a lot of things. But the combination is two points, attack and defense. ”

"Empty explanations may not be understood, so I will show you now, what is fast! Hello beautiful young lady, please stare at my hand and look at this. As Yan Fei spoke, he suddenly stretched out his hand and shook it on Beeges's face. "Did you just see my hand?"

Beekins nodded, "I saw it!"

Although he didn't react at all just now, he didn't even see how Yan Fei's hand was waving. But Biggis didn't hesitate to say what he had to say—of course, to see, even if he didn't see clearly, to say he saw. This turtle from Huaguo is too naïve, does he really think that the old lady will honestly cooperate with him?

"What about that?" Yan Fei asked again.

"I can still see it. "Beeches simply struggled his eyes and said nonsense. In fact, she didn't see whether Yan Fei was moving or not at all this time, she just felt a gust of wind blowing, and there was a cool feeling on her face, so she judged that Yan Fei was moving.

"What about that?" Yan Fei asked again.

"Of course you can!" Beeges felt the chill on her face and told her lies calmly. "If Mr. Yan is such a performance, I think your title of kung fu master is a bit undeserved?

Before she realized it, the peers below were starting to make a little commotion. And many people have already shown strange and curious expressions, staring at her with expressions that seem to be smiling rather than smiling, and a few simply hold back their laughter.

"And what about this time?" Yan Fei seemed to feel like a failure, and waved his hand again.

Of course, for many people, they didn't see Yan Fei's movements clearly at all. And Beeges, as the person concerned, was the closest, that is, she could barely see Yan Fei's hand seem to be in a trance. The main thing is that she felt the wind blowing again.

"Obviously, your hands aren't as fast as you think!" Beekins put down the paper in his hand as he feigned disappointment. "If that's the case, then I think your performance is a failure! You didn't make it impossible for me to see your movements at all. ”

Then she pretended to be kind and asked, "So Mr. Yanfei, do you have anything else to perform?"

Yan Fei shook his head: "It's gone!"

Beekins turned her head and smiled again at her peers below. The smile was full of ridicule: "Obviously, our genius author, his kung fu, is not as good as advertised......"

A series of flashes of flashing lights began to flash in front of her, so much so that she couldn't even speak.

Yan Fei, who was standing next to her, was not as depressed as she imagined, and still had a smiling expression: "What I just showed you is a fast." It's a pity that I can't do my best, after all, I'm not a professional martial artist, that is, I can barely do it to this extent. Well, that's what this beautiful lady is showing now. ”

"If it's so fast that others can't react, then in combat sports, I think what will be the effect, everyone should understand, right?"

This is nonsense, who doesn't know, in a boxing match, if a person can be so fast that the opponent can't react, then he can simply play the opponent like a monkey.

Biqisi, who couldn't figure out the situation, wanted to speak, but someone next to him already began to applaud: "Very good, it seems that I chose one, and I also found a real Chinese kung fu master for everyone." Despite his modesty, the truth is that we didn't even see him in action. ”

"I must admit that he bit stole the limelight from me. Now everyone seems to forget that this is the opening ceremony of my film, isn't it?"

Some of the reporters below couldn't help laughing, once someone started, the entire theater exploded in an instant, and the laughter was like a plague, instantly shaking the entire hall to boil.

In the midst of laughter, from time to time, such a voice came and went through the crowd: "That's not a symbol, it's a Chinese text." Pronounced as 'gan', it means fak. ”

The reporters who got the prompt couldn't help but pick up the camera again and shoot at Beeges again.

With the click of the flash, everyone could see a dazed Beeges, and on her brow and left and right cheeks, a symbol 'Gan' was clearly drawn - well, it was a Chinese word.

If that's all it takes, it's not funny enough. The funniest thing is that underneath her red lips, there are two small letters: me.

If you connect it, it should be...... Fark ...... me！

It should be mentioned that all of you here, as reporters of entertainment news, are quite well-informed. For example, there is a recently hyped and very hot banned movie, which is called this name - of course, the content will not be too much to say, after all, there must be no good content for a movie that can be banned in the relatively open Western market.

Now seeing the words on Beeges's face, coupled with her now dazed expression, not to mention, it is a bit like the dazed nature of the heroine who committed suicide in the end......

Xu Xiaoyan's face was flushed, and she was about to hang her head to her chest when she lowered her head. Xia Qingye next to her whispered in her ear: "I can't see your little boyfriend, he has a talent for making bad things!"

Will was the happiest, screaming and laughing, and whistling.

There were also people who whistled in response to him, after all, for the people on the scene, it is not necessarily a bad thing to be lively. There is such an incident, it is out-and-out entertainment news!

Until Bigges's partner couldn't bear it anymore, he mustered up the courage to rush up and pull Bigis down, and everyone's laughter rushed to the peak again!

There has never been a movie whose opening ceremony can make everyone so happy, I am really happy!

Below, Biggees' partner is reminding her, "Look at yourself in the mirror." ”

Beeges took out the makeup mirror from his panicked bag, looked at it, and was a little dazed: "What does this mean?"

Her partner reminded in a whisper: "The three symbols on it seem to be Chinese characters." It means Falk ......"

Looking at the two letters on his chin again, Beecis's face instantly turned pale, and then in the laughter of the audience, it turned white and red, red and white......

Yan Fei thought she would cry, but she was watching the excitement, and someone came over next to her: "Dear Yan, the performance is very exciting." But I think you're going to need a lawyer! Well, if you continue to sign an agreement with me, I can help you find a team of lawyers who can make this a piece of entertainment news, what do you think?"

Below Bigis finally broke out, angrily shouting at Yan Fei: "You wait, you 'desolate pig', I will tell you that you will never be able to step into the mold country again......"

Before Yan Fei could speak, the big director next to him who was 'enthusiastic' to help him find a lawyer just now said disappointedly: "Okay, I have to say that you are so lucky, she shouldn't have said those three words impulsively." I thought she could restrain herself, impulsiveness is the devil!"

Well, those three words are suspected of violating the law. When Beekins said those three words, any lawyer in this lawsuit could turn the whole lawsuit into a war of words - not only do lawyers like this, but they can also get more lawyer fees, and many people who eat melons are also happy to watch a famous prostitute and a talented young writer from China appear on the news every day to have a war of words!

By the way, a genius young writer is also a kung fu master.

The image of the key two people is not bad, and this war of words is definitely very entertaining for the people who eat melons.

An opening ceremony has been made up to now, and everyone can basically end the show!

But everyone was excited, and it was so worth it. Not only did I watch the new movie, but I dug up enough insider follow-up. What's more, just by this scene on the scene, everyone can expect that the follow-up may be more exciting, maybe more exciting than the movie.

Great value!

……

At the next cocktail party, the director had a detailed communication with Yan Fei about hiring a lawyer.

"Now do you want to win this lawsuit, or do you want to get a bad lawsuit? The big director asked Yan Fei. "If you want to win this lawsuit, I will recommend you a good law firm, the Civil Rights Myler BG Law Firm. It's a close-knit law firm at Sesame University, and there's also a black lawyer named Baker Houin Omar, who is a lecturer in constitutional law at Sesame University. ”

The big director deliberately emphasized that there are black people in this law firm, which should be to remind Yan Fei that relatively speaking, if lawyers of other colors can be invited in, this law firm should be more open.

"If you want to make your name a little louder, you can just find a third-rate law firm. Anyway, because of the stupidity of the opponent, this is destined to be a bad score. As for the evidence, I'll give it to you later. We have a video of the whole scene, and the words shouted by the stupid woman should be recorded very clearly. ”

Yan Fei thought for a while: "Let's talk about this later! wait until she sues, or I will think about it and sue her first?"

"Of course, with those three words, you can find a law firm right now and sue her. The big director said with a smile. "Looks like you're also well-versed in the law?"

"Of course. Yan Fei was very proud and pulled the daughter-in-law next to him. "My fiancée is about to study for a master's degree in law. ”

"Congratulations!" the great director raised his glass. "Well, there's no need to talk about it anymore. Now let's celebrate!

"Cheers!" Yan Fei also laughed easily, picked up his wine glass and touched it with the director. "It's a pleasure to work together, and if you are satisfied with the next book, you will continue to work together. ”

"Of course!"

No one cares about the lawsuit that is destined to be a war of words, it really doesn't matter, even if it is Yan Fei as a party. It's just spending money, and Boss Yan can just think that this is advertising for himself.

As for saying that the big director said that the woman was too stupid, Yan Fei didn't think so.

If she hadn't been too stupid to shout those three words, then tomorrow when she looked at the sun, she would probably find that there were still pterosaurs hovering in the sky.

In this respect, she saved her life - in fact, Yan Fei had planned it a long time ago, and she had planned it from the beginning. But everyone thinks that the current situation is a good opportunity for hype. Boss Yan has always been receptive and accepted everyone's kindness.

As for whether or not someone with a word on their face will be invited to see dinosaurs in the end, it depends on the subsequent development.

What hasn't happened yet, who knows!