Chapter 5 Funny Wang Xiaomao
One is Wang Xiaomao, a colleague of the company's personnel department, because he entered the group with his own batch, so he is more familiar, this kid is a king of nightclubs, and his resistance to beauties is almost zero, which is one of the few things that Yang Luo came to Shengtian Group to look at.
What impressed Wang Xiaomao the most was that when this kid first joined the company, he saw a Porsche in front of Shengtian Group and had a conversation with his father:
Wang Xiaomao: Dad, why did you say that you didn't work hard and gritted your teeth and worked hard? Maybe I'm the second generation of rich now, and I'm not far away from working hard from 9 to 5 every day, eating and drinking spicy food every day, how good it would be.
Wang Xiaomao's father: Your father doesn't have that rich life, why don't you work hard now and strive to make your son a rich second generation when the time comes, eating and drinking spicy food every day?
Wang Xiaomao: Damn! Why should I suffer myself and let that little bastard eat ready-made?
Wang Xiaomao's father: I thought the same way about your father at the beginning, why did you let this little bastard eat ready-made!
A conversation between a father and son in front of the door caused a crowd of people around to almost burst into laughter, and since then Wang Xiaomao has also had a nickname - Wang Bairi, which means daydreaming.
Wang Xiaomao: Brother Yang, there is a peerless beauty from the company's planning department, with a height of 1.7 meters, convex and backward, big chest and round hips, which is definitely a disaster.
Wang Xiaomao: Brother Yang, why aren't you here yet, that peerless beauty came to our security department today, I shit, that chest and ass, it's just a milk wave rolling, choppy waves, a few buddies in our security department almost didn't hold it.
Wang Xiaomao: Brother Yang, even if you arrive late and leave early, why are you still absent from work? The peerless beauty is here again today, and she is still smiling at me, and when it is over, Cupid's arrow shot through my heart.
Wang Xiaomao: Brother Yang...... Brother Yang......
Wang Xiaomao: Damn!
Looking at Wang Xiaomao's message with some excess energy, Yang Luo just smiled and directly closed the chat window.
"The peerless beauty has a fart relationship with Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is under the nose of the main palace mother, you are here for Chang'e, I don't want to be honest and can only watch. ”
Muttering in his mouth, Yang Luo opened the last chat window, and the avatar was a QQ little penguin, with the screen name "The old lady likes the overlord to bow hard." ”
The first moment he saw this screen name, Yang Luo subconsciously had a scene inappropriate for children in his mind, does this girl like the overlord to bow hard, or is it hard to bow by the overlord, ambiguity......
In my impression, Yang Luo doesn't have such a friend, why did such a fierce female man suddenly appear?
With a few curious moments, Yang Luo took a look at the chat content sent by the other party, it was okay not to look at it, but his face collapsed as soon as he saw it.
"Stinky bastard, you want to run away when you eat and wipe clean, I tell you no way!"
"Stinky bastard, tell me your address, I'll go find you, you have to be responsible for me!"
"Stinky bastard, are you a modern person, you can't get on QQ, WeChat? Hey, talk back. ”
"Okay, if you don't go back, right? Okay, if you don't go back, I'll go to you, I know where you work, I find you, I must make you ruined!"
"We'll see!"
……
Down, it's all the words of this Nizi, without exception, all of them are the words that want Yang Luo to appear.
"*** is ***, everyone has to abide by the rules, play to find excitement, not to find the other half, you break the rules, it's not good for everyone. ”
After thinking about it for a while, Yang Luo typed this sentence in the chat window.
A week ago, Yang Luo met this girl in a nightclub, and it happened that Yang Luo and Chu Yunbing had a cold war and were a little bored and drank a little wine, and this girl didn't seem to be very happy, and she also drank a little wine, and the two got together by accident, and finally happened***.
Originally, Yang Luo thought that this matter would be over, but who would have thought that he would be remembered by the other party.
What Yang Luo didn't expect was that as soon as he called the message, the other party replied.
"Stinky bastard, that's my first time, you have to give me an explanation!
"Please, is this really that important for the first time in the 21st century? ”
"What's wrong with the 21st century, I just value it, you have to be responsible for me, otherwise I want you to look good!"
"Girl, I'm a person with a wife, do you want to be a junior, isn't this good to say?"
At this moment, Yang Luo happened to have nothing to do, and when he saw the other party's reply, he was a little teasing.
At the same time, the scene of that night appeared in his mind, and he didn't know very well whether the other party was a chick or not, after all, both of them drank a lot, rolled into bed and went straight to the topic, and woke up the next morning, afraid of many things, Yang Luo just threw down some money and left.
Now I look like I'm going to kill someone, but it's like I've really abandoned myself.
"You just want to be a junior, your whole family is a junior!"
seemed to be enraged by Yang Luo, and before Yang Luo could put down the mouse, this girl crackled and fought back.
This pussy is so fucking tough!
Looking at the eye-catching words in the chat window, Yang Luo stretched out his hand and typed another string of words with some bitterness in his heart.
"Okay, okay, even if I'm wrong, we're not all the way, isn't it too much for you to make me responsible for you?"
"What do you mean? You put people like that, and you still want to be irresponsible?"
"No, let's just have fun, what are you and I going to the nightclub for, you and I should be clear, there's no need to take it seriously, right?" Yang Luo was really a little bitter, not only did he forget to look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, but he probably forgot to go to the nightclub that day, and he was targeted by this mother-in-law.
"I don't care, I just went to drink that day, I didn't think about what was going to happen, you took the initiative to seduce me, so you have to be responsible!"
The old lady likes the overlord to make a bow, and typed in an unquestionable tone.
"Heaven and earth conscience, I am a normal man, you were tearing your clothes and twisting your ass at that time, if you can bear it?" Yang Luo said for himself.
At first, he didn't plan to give this girl further contact, who thought that after a few glasses of wine, this girl began to wander, the water snake's waist twisted, the milk waves rolled, and he winked at himself, and the eyes of the group of animals around the nightclub were straight.
At that time, if I don't make some statements, eighty percent of them will be regarded by this group of people as friends who have a tendency to pick up soap.
But fortunately, Yang Luo was clever and slipped away before dawn, otherwise he would really be caught by this Nizi, and then the matter would really have to play Dafa.
"That's me drunk and involuntarily, you just want to be irresponsible when you say that!"
"Uh...... Well, I don't think we have any responsibility to each other, it's almost noon, I'm going to dinner. ”
After typing this sentence, Yang Luo was ready to slip away, but this Nizi was still not ready to give up.
"Stinky bastard, you wait for me, even if I find the ends of the earth, I must find you out, you wait. ”
After some words, the other party got off the line before Yang Luo, and he was stunned when he saw it.
"Just look for it, Lao Tzu still doesn't believe it, there are 30 million people in Haicheng, this sea of people is vast, you can find me, it's really amazing." ”
With a snort in his mouth, Yang Luo looked at the table and it was already close to half past eleven, so he got up and walked out of his office, and as soon as he walked into the company restaurant, he heard someone behind him shouting at him, and when he looked back, Wang Xiaomao, this kid, ran over.
"Brother Yang, where have you been these days? I went to the security department for a few days, but I didn't see your shadow. ”
"What kind of eyes are you kid, Lao Tzu is not your first love, do you need to be so affectionate?" Looking at Wang Xiaomao's eager eyes, Yang Luo felt a bad chill and hurriedly said.
"Don't mention my first love, his mother is going to sit on the stage now, Lao Tzu was also blind to titanium alloy dog eyes and fell in love with her, and now I feel shameless when I think about it. Ay...... Don't talk about that. Brother Yang, let's find a place to eat first, and this time the happiness of the brother in the second half of his life will count on the brother. ”
"You kid is looking forward to the stars and the moon, do you want me to pay attention to you again?"
Wang Xiaomao has been messing with him for more than half a year, he still knows what kind of temperament this kid has, and he succeeded in mixing his sister in nightclubs a few times, and he dared to help himself this time.
"Brother is also dissatisfied with you, this time I have found true love, don't talk about this, I'll go to dinner first, talk back, I'm in for a treat today." As soon as he patted Yang Luo on the shoulder, Wang Xiaomao happily rushed to the restaurant window.
"You kid has said this bullshit ninety-nine times, if not a hundred times, I believe you. ”
Shaking his head, Yang Luo looked left and right and then sat down on a seat near the corridor, and not long after Wang Xiaomao trotted back with two meals.
"Damn, there are so many people cooking today, there must be a leak!"
"What's the news?"
"The big beauty in the planning department seems to be coming here with her colleagues to dine today, not 90% of the male livestock of the entire company are gathered here, mother, I thought only a few knew the news, and I was cheated. Wang Xiaomao scolded and scolded, and his buddy also told him that only a few people knew the news, but he didn't expect that only a few people didn't know.
"You kid didn't get pitted, your head was originally a big pit, and you believe in this kind of thing, you deserve to be pitted!" took chopsticks and knocked on the kid's head, and Yang Luo took a bite of food.
"Say, find out what's going on, Lao Tzu's computer is about to flash your news. ”
"Hehe, Brother Yang, let's be honest, this time I really fell into it, I feel like I've found true love, I want you to help me. ”
Suddenly holding Yang Luo's arm, Wang Xiaomao looked earnest.
"Do you still want to find a girlfriend?"
"Yes!"
"I want to let go of the fuck for Lao Tzu, damn it, others still think that your man is interested, who will follow you. ”
"Oh......"
Wang Xiaomao hurriedly let go, he was really afraid that Yang Luo would be mistaken for someone who had a problem with his sexual orientation, let alone the goddess when the time came, it was estimated that the female man had nothing to do with him.
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