The voice on the table was lowered, and everyone looked at Xu Shangxiu with meaning, and said in their hearts: "As soon as the minister said that he wanted to protect his boyfriend, the members of the ministry stood up and toasted, how did Shan Rao bring the soldiers?"

Xu Shangxiu's move made Bian Xuedao happy and bitter, happy that Xu Shangxiu seemed to be a little jealous of his relationship with Shan Rao, and bitter was that in front of so many people, Bian Xuedao couldn't help the affectionate Shan Rao.

Bian Xuedao used the trick commonly used by colleagues when he drank in his previous life, and he interrupted.

Bian Xuedao said to Xu Shangxiu: "You put down the wine first, let me tell a joke, if you guess the riddle correctly, let's both drink a glass of wine." If you guess wrong, I don't drink it, and you don't have to. ”

Gao Jian was afraid of ruining the atmosphere, so he immediately echoed and said: "Say it quickly, I'll also guess, I'm a glutton, guess right, I'll have a drink." ”

Bian Xuedao began to speak: two boys are pursuing a girl at the same time, and it is difficult for girls to choose, and she said to the two, "You will come to me after you travel around the world." A boy immediately packed his package and prepared to leave, and another boy circled around the girl and said a historic sentence: "You are my world!" The girl was so moved, the most ...... Guess who the girl chose?

Seeing that everyone listened attentively, Bian Xuedao deliberately replaced "you" with "you".

Xu Shangxiu frowned slightly, she was thinking about what the meaning of this paragraph was when she learned the Tao and told her, could it be that he hinted at the sentence "You are my world" in front of Minister Shan?

Without waiting for Xu Shangxiu to speak, everyone guessed that he was going around in circles, because he was very wise, and some people guessed that he went back to pack his bags immediately, because he was sincere and actionable.

Seeing that everyone had almost forgotten about Xu Shangxiu's toast, Bian Xuedao smiled and revealed the mystery: "The richest one in the family was chosen after the last." ”

"Huh!" everyone slapped the table and said, "You're not kind, you're obviously a brain teaser." ”

Bian Xuedao usually doesn't like to talk much on such occasions, but today in order to divert Xu Shangxiu's matter, he made an exception, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's talk about it not a brain teaser." However, if you want to rush to answer, you can only think in 3 seconds. ”

After speaking, Bian Xuedao took off his watch and put it in front of his eyes, and then said: This is a real thing. My friend's younger brother needs to write the word "favor" in the middle school entrance examination, but he can't write the word "hui", and he thinks about it to no avail...... Suddenly, I was pleasantly surprised to think that I brought a bottle of drink into the examination room during the exam, and the bottle cap often had the words "Xie Lu Xie Patronage", which should be the same word as favor. Busy pretending to drink water, unscrewed the bottle cap and looked, almost fainted, guess what he saw?

After listening to Bian Xuedao, several people at the table stretched out their left palms forward, made a stop gesture, stretched out their index fingers with their right hands, dotted next to their faces, and shouted in their mouths: "Don't say it, don't say it, I know it, I will remember it immediately......"

Bian Xuedao glanced at his watch, and then without waiting for others to remember, he said calmly: "He saw another bottle printed on the bottle cap." ”

At this point, Xu Shangxiu's toast was completely interrupted.

Everyone began to tell their own jokes about the Tao as if they were offering treasures. But after talking about it, almost none of them can stump to learn the Tao.

No way, Bian Xuedao has been working for nearly 10 years, dealing with computers every day, and there is a lot of time, most of the various jokes on the Internet have been photographed, and the gang in 2003 wanted to stump him in this regard, and it was very difficult.

As Yang Enqiao brought the people from the lily table to toast, the original pattern of the table was immediately disrupted, and the people at the two tables fought one after another, and at this time, only Bian Xuedao was the purest.

Shan Rao was also entangled by the Minister of Literature and Art, who has been competing with her for three years, and it seems that she will never let her go without a few drinks.

Wu Tian pulled Xu Zhiyou and the three of them, on the sofa in the rest area, and asked them who they learned to play football with.

When Wu Tian heard that Xu Zhiyou's brother-in-law was a first-line player in A-A a few years ago, retired due to injury, and now barely makes a living by renting books, he excused himself for drinking and sighed very emotionally.

As he spoke, in front of the three boys, he rolled up his trouser legs, pointed to his left ankle and right calf and said, "There are injuries here, here, and here, and I am still light." I didn't make much money, I ended up injured, listen to me, football, I usually have to play and exercise, don't take it seriously, it's not worth it. Especially in the domestic football environment, hey......"

Wu Tian pointed out the weaknesses of the three boys' techniques, and then taught them some of the training tips and essentials of the techniques he had figured out.

The so-called "mandarin duck embroidered from the teaching, don't put the golden needle with people". Wu Tian did this, firstly, on a drunken whim, and secondly, through the game, he saw the extraordinary football talent of the three children.

Wu Tian's generation, who loves football from the bottom of their hearts, has embarked on this business, although they are already disheartened, but they still sincerely hope that there will be a few more good seeds in the Chinese football circle.

Wu Tian was a little righteous in his body, and at the end, he asked the three boys for contact information, and agreed to see Xu Zhiyou's brother-in-law in a few days.

Although I have never met, I have eaten in a circle, and I want to go and see it when I hear about it. Wu Tian also told Xu Zhiyou the address of the indoor football training ground he operated, saying: "You are welcome to play, it's free." ”

After three rounds of drinking, many people revealed their true colors, chasing a few girls from the student union to talk about their hearts.

Shan Rao was ground out of the real fire by the Minister of Literature and Art, and a few members of the Ministry who drank well, set up the Minister of Literature and Art and a few girls from their department, and kept pouring wine, it seemed that they were determined to drink each other at this meal.

Although he didn't drink alcohol, he also drank a lot of tea, and he got up to go to the bathroom.

Shan Rao couldn't care about learning the Tao at this time, she was desperately pulling the Minister of Literature and Art who didn't know whether she was really drunk or pretending to be drunk, and resolutely refused to let her go aside to rest and take a breath.

Xu Shangxiu, who was in a bad mood and drank a lot of wine, saw Bian Xuedao walking out of the private room alone, and the courage to follow him staggeringly out of nowhere, she only had one thought in her heart, that is, she wanted to ask Bian Xuedao: "What did you mean by looking for me last year? What does it mean that you sit at the back door of 10A every day? What do you mean by copying a lyric to me? What does it mean that you give me a few gifts and disappear? Look at me as a freshman and trick me?"

Xu Shangxiu, who was on top of alcohol, decided to ask Bian Xuedao for clarification today.

But when she went out and walked to the corner of the corridor, she didn't catch up with Bian Xuedao, but she saw Tao Qing.

Tao Qing saw Xu Shangxiu and excitedly stepped forward to grab her shoulder, "Xiuxiu, why do you drink so much wine?

Xu Shangxiu saw Tao Qing and smiled stupidly, "Hey, Tao Qing, why are you here? They invited you? You came too late, and you are almost finished eating." ”

Tao Qing steadied Xu Shangxiu, "Go, follow me back to school!"

Xu Shangxiu seemed to be in pain from his grip, twisting his arm to break free of Tao Qing's hands, "You let go of me, you hurt me, I won't go back, I have to ask him for an understanding." ”

Tao Qing immediately caught something from Xu Shangxiu's words, "Who? Who are you going to ask?"

Xu Shangxiu didn't answer, and increased his efforts to break free, "Tao Qing, you, you let go of me!"

"Let her go!"

Tao Qing heard someone talking behind him, looked back angrily, and saw that it was Bian Xuedao, he let go of one hand, and the other hand was still holding Xu Shangxiu's arm, his eyes looked at Bian Xuedao fiercely, and his body was forced, pulling Xu Shangxiu towards the stairs.

Seeing Tao Qing carrying Xu Shangxiu like a little chicken, and seeing his wife in his previous life, helplessly trying to break free of Tao Qing's palm, Bian Xuedao felt that his hair was about to stand up, he chased after him, and grabbed Tao Qing's neck with his right hand, "I asked you to let go of her, did you hear that?"

Seeing that he was learning the Tao and doing it, Tao Qing let go of Xu Shangxiu and freed his hands to learn the Tao while fighting, but he was obviously not good at fighting.

Kicking the way in front of the road, he kicked Tao Qing to the handrail of the stairs, grabbed his collar instead, and stumbled under his feet, and Tao Qing hit the corridor wall with a "bang".

Tao Qing, who had been beaten, stood up with red eyes and pounced on Bian Xuedao again.

Bian Xuedao turned sideways and kicked Tao Qing's calf, Tao Qing lost his balance in a stumbling position, Bian Xuedao grabbed the back of Tao Qing's neck, exerted force at the waist, and directly knocked Tao Qing's face to the wall.

Seeing Tao Qing being beaten, Xu Shangxiu seemed to wake up suddenly, screamed and pounced on Bian Xuedao, and shouted while pushing his chest: "What are you doing? Don't fight!"