Chapter 257: The Big Plan
kicked Atletico Madrid, who was about to throw himself on the bed, and the girl laughed and scolded: "Play with your robot girlfriend!
Atletico Madrid, who had just cooperated with his butt and slid backwards in the air for a distance, until he hit the wardrobe next to the wall, laughed: "Li Qiushui, Li Qiushui, the mother of the Western Xia Dynasty, lost to the stone statue Li Qiushui!"
A pillow flew towards Atletico's face, but he easily caught it with one hand.
"You are Li Qiushui! Your whole family is Li Qiushui!" Tang Jiayi shouted as she continued to throw pillows, anyway, there were several more on the bed, enough for her to throw for a while.
Since my whole family is Li Qiushui, Jiajia, do you still say that you are not Li Qiushui?"
"Ahhh
Atletico threw the pillow he was holding in his hand into the sky, picked up a pillow that flew over his head and covered his face and continued to throw it above his head, followed by the second and third, at this time, the pillow that he threw and almost hit the ceiling of the hotel room had already fallen, just fell to the height of his calf, and was about to hit the ground, but was bent down by Atletico and reached out to grab it and threw it again.
In this way, Atletico performed a classic acrobatic ball throwing trick with four fluttering snow-white pillows. However, when performing juggling, most people use small balls, apples, wooden sticks and other items with eye-catching colors, small size and moderate weight, and generally play three: left and right hands one after another, and one in the air. There are really not many people like him who can play four at the same time, and they are still too large to control the center of gravity.
"Hahaha!" Hearing the laughter from the bed opposite, Atletico couldn't help but praise his wit, after twenty years of getting along, he has already mastered how to get along with Tang Jiayi, and can be described as an experienced senior expert. Even Atletico thinks that he is more skilled than Uncle Tang and Aunt Lu, after all, although those two are Jiajia's parents, the time to really meet her every day is only breakfast, noon and dinner. What's more, since going to college, the three members of the Tang family have been busy with each other in the past three years, and they will only meet occasionally during the winter and summer vacations, and they have to make an appointment in advance about the time and place, otherwise they can only be online videos.
Li Qiushui is an important character in Jin Daxia's famous martial arts novel "Dragon Babu", but as a top master of the rivers and lakes, she is trapped by love, because she has no cliff to empathize with her senior brother and finally becomes an important villain in the book. As for the object of empathy and farewell to the head of the free faction, Wuyazi, he did not appear directly in the original book, but only said that it was Li Qiushui's little sister, and it was a little sister who was more than ten years younger than her.
Wu Yazi found a piece of good talent and beautiful jade, so he carved a beautiful jade statue according to Li Qiushui's appearance, vivid, Li Qiushui only said that Wu Yazi was obsessed with falling in love with the jade statue carved by himself, but ignored his own prototype character. Later, he also embroidered the green embroidered shoes at the foot of the jade statue with green silk threads with eight words each: "Kowtow a thousand times, for me to drive" and "obey my order, die without regrets", and hid one of the three major magic skills of the Xiaoyao faction in the futon at the foot of the jade statue, "Northern Shengong" and "Lingbo Weibu" cheats, the silly boy Duan Yuzhi became the top master of the rivers and lakes in just a few years. As a result, it wasn't until she was 88 years old when she was seriously injured and wanted to die after a big battle with her old rival sister Tianshan Tong that she saw another painting of Wuyazi, and she knew that although the jade statue was very similar to her, the real prototype was not her, but a little sister who was five years younger than her.
While continuing to throw the pillow, he walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, and said: "Okay, okay, you are not crazy Li Qiushui because of love, hatred and jealousy, and I am not the lolita and dimple control of Wuyazi, we are all simple normal people." ”
"Don't stop, keep throwing!" Just as Atletico was about to throw the pillow he had just caught back at the head of the bed, where it should be, Tang Jiayi stopped him. So he had to continue to throw pillows non-stop, which was not difficult for Atletico Madrid, who could "hang up". And the weight of the pillow is limited, sitting and throwing the pillow is much more energy-saving than kneeling on the keyboard, he can keep throwing it for an hour without stopping, although Atletico has not yet experienced the legendary kneeling keyboard.
"Look at my four elephants returning to the yuan!" With Atletico Madrid's voice, the two pillows in his hand were thrown into the sky and collided with the two pillows that were falling, and the speed of the up and down momentum was stagnant, and then he straightened his waist and reached out to hold the four pillows that were neatly folded on the palm of his hand.
"Ancient people got married early, and it doesn't matter if Wuyazi likes the little junior sister, right?" On the contrary, Tang Jiayi had a good impression of Wuyazi, the "old man who gave the protagonist skills", and defended him for his little.
He answered Ma Jing knowing that she should be angry, and immediately threw the pillow back to its original position, lay down and leaned against Tang Jiayi and said: "Although it is said that people in the Song Dynasty can't help but marry early, and they can comb their hair and insert hairpins and wait to be married at the age of 15 and 14, but the little junior sister that Wuyazi likes is only 11 years old according to the book, and Li Qiushui's little sister should not have entered puberty at that time and has not developed and opened, so when Wuyazi carved the jade statue, it was completely according to the ten** The appearance of Li Qiushui is engraved, a proper little Lori, so he is undoubtedly Lori. ”
"I remember that it seems that Li Xiaomei didn't appear at all, she didn't even have a name, and Wu Yazi was soon murdered by her second apprentice Ding Chunqiu, and her whole body bones were shattered and paralyzed and she couldn't move, so she shouldn't have had time to cheat. ”
"Hehe, why are you constantly defending Wu Yazi?" Fingers running through the long hair on the bed, Ma Jing looked at Tang Jiayi beside him amusedly.
"Who makes the parents handsome? As long as the apprentices of the Easy Sect are handsome and handsome, they must also be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, and Bu Xingxiang, and they are very handsome when you think about it!"
Wu Yazi was 93 years old when he officially appeared in the book, and the book said that he had thick hair and a long beard, a black beard, a face like a crown of jade, a handsome and handsome spirit, and a graceful demeanor that did not show half of his age, but after passing on his life's skills to Xuzhu, his hair immediately fell out and his face was wrinkled, and his three-foot long beard also turned into a white beard, and he looked dozens of years old in one breath. However, in several versions of adapted film and television dramas, Wu Yazi appeared with a white beard and white hair and the appearance of a bad old man, and his image when he was young was not carefully portrayed, and the result was that many people spontaneously performed brain supplements according to the original text like Tang Jiayi.
The power of brain replenishment is undoubtedly the most powerful, the statue of Venus with a broken arm has become the most beautiful statue because of the human brain, and the smile of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa is also famous all over the world because of its complex and changeable meaning, attracting countless people to try to interpret and explain her smile.
"Actually, Wu Yazi and Li Qiushui fell out, probably because Li Qiushui gave birth to Wang Yuyan and her mother suffered from postpartum depression, and she was suspicious, as for the so-called Li Xiaomei, maybe she imagined her split personality by herself!"
Sensing that Atletico's hand that was originally playing with the ends of her hair had unconsciously passed through her waist and moved to her left waist, she was walking back and forth, she just shook her waist slightly and pressed Atletico's hand, so she ignored it, and then said: "Do you know what postpartum depression is?"
"I don't understand, you understand, but what's so difficult about this? It's not a special word like rat poison, it's just that the spirit is depressed and unhealthy after giving birth, I think Li Qiushui completely fits this symptom. Atletico said, shaking his nose.
"Heh, just now I said that my brain is handsome, aren't you also making up for Li Qiushui's illness now?"
"Brain supplementation is originally the characteristic of novels and comics!" Atletico said: "Lazy people watch movies and TV series, accept the characters, scenes, and pictures set by others, if the investor is willing to spend money to invite big names to set up real scenes, it is still interesting, if it is the same as those indoor martial arts dramas of TVB, what else is there to see?"
"Oh, I remember someone who liked the 83 version of the Condor very much when he was a kid, and he was always the first to know about any TV station that rebroadcast the Condor and saw it from beginning to end. ”
"Ahem, you said you were ignorant when you were a child," Atletico sneered, and the palm that roamed on Tang Jiayi's body also climbed up from the waist through the gap in the hem of the T-shirt.
"I hate it!" Tang Jiayi, who noticed the tightness in her chest, pushed Atletico Madrid's magic hand away.
"Okay, I'll help you solve it right away!" said Atletico on the bed, turned to the left, grabbed the girl's shoulder with his right hand, and pulled her to the right, so that her body turned 90 degrees with him, and then let go and put her back into a flat lying position again. However, when he withdrew his hand, there was suddenly a string of pink objects on his right hand, two curved shells, and a few straps. It turned out that in the one second when he pulled up and turned over, Atletico Madrid's left hand had already opened the buckle on the back of the girl's hood and the figure-9 hook of the two shoulder straps, and when he put the opponent's body flat and recovered it with his right hand, he easily pulled the cover out from under the T-shirt.
"What!" snorted meaninglessly through her nose, Tang Jiayi reached out and snatched her hood, but instead of putting it back on, she crumpled it up and stuffed it under the pillow.
Tang Jiayi has personal experience of Atletico Madrid's statement, under the influence of Atletico Madrid, she wears this much less time than the other sisters in the dormitory, but it is true that as Atletico said, there is no deformation and sagging, so she usually doesn't wear a hood much, but not in summer. Rather than nipple patches and band-aids, she prefers a more pretty-looking hood. For other girls, the hood does not leave the body 365 days a year, and even many people do not take it off when they sleep, no matter how cute the design and comfortable wearing feeling is, it has become familiar and even boring day after day, but in Tang Jiayi's opinion, because she only needs to wear a hood when she goes out in summer, the beauty of distance makes her love the cute and beautiful hood even more.
Of course, even if she likes it, she is used to not wearing a mask when she stays in the room, and she just didn't bother to solve it herself. It's also depressing to say, I don't take off the cover as fast as Atletico Madrid, that guy's hand only needs to be gently brushed behind his back, and the cover will be released and fall off in the next second, which is very magical. If it weren't for the fact that the two of them have basically met every day for the past ten years, she is sure that Atletico Madrid has no time to attract bees and butterflies, look for flowers and willows, and she would have thought that Atletico Madrid is a veteran of flowers and has been on the battlefield for a long time.
You're so fond of taking off people's hoods, let's go to New York next month for a topless day!"
As one of the few cities in the world where people are allowed to wear shirtless, New York has had an eye-catching event every August in recent years. Feminist organization Gotopless. Every year on August 25 in New York and several other cities, a topless celebration walk is organized, calling on ladies to go out shirtless like men without hoods and blouses. The event was held to protest against the fact that men can be legally bare-chested, while women are fined for violating immorality, and at the same time saying that going out confidently in defiance of prejudice can boost self-confidence. In reality, however, the event eventually became a regular tourist attraction in New York City, attracting a large number of womanizers to New York City every August.
"Cut! It's boring, don't look at the big girth, it's a big skeleton, in fact, the figure is not as good as you, what am I going to see at home?" said Atletico as he gently stroked the skin on the girl's chest.
"If New York City organizes a bunch of playboys, playgirls, or Victoria's Secret angels or something, you're going to run away, right?" said Tang Jiayi turned around and pounced on Atletico Madrid, propped her arms on his chest, pinched the two protrusions on his chest with the thumb and index finger of both hands, and then pulled them to both sides with the gravity that slid down.
The skin structure under human ** is different from other skins, with scarce muscles and abundant nerves, even in Atletico Madrid, which is two of the only three weaknesses that Tang Jiayi has found in Atletico after a long period of searching. Since discovering that the secret of Atletico's thick skin is caused by the subcutaneous muscles, she has been carefully looking for a thin skin on Atletico Madrid, and finally found a limited number of places on the chest and the offspring bag with eggs between the legs, which can make Atletico with rough skin and thick flesh hurt a little.
However, although these three places can hurt him, they are also the sensitive belts on Atletico's body, and attacking these places often leads to thunder and fire in the end, and he is whipped and beaten.
This time was no exception, and soon the girl's skirt was gone, and she squatted on top of Atletico lying on her back with her legs apart, her hands propped up and down on Atletico's outstretched hands.
"So you don't have to worry at all, Xiao An's kind of robot can only realize the movement simulation of the arm and head now, and they can't do this kind of advanced action of riding up and moving on their own for the time being, ahhhhh
She is very skilled in bringing a little bit of normal skin around the areola, which can not only make Atletico Madrid's ** produce enough squeezing pain, but also have a normal skin "pad knife" and make the relatively fragile and thin-skinned ** not break the skin and bleed. Although his skin is tougher than ordinary people, and he has never been worn out by his sportswear and bleeding when he runs long distances, if he pushes too hard, he may still break the skin and bleed, and it will not be fun to get his mouth full of blood when the time comes.
Venting the anger in her heart, Tang Jiayi's boredom was significantly reduced, and while moving up and down with the cooperation of Atletico Madrid, she felt the feeling of sliding and fullness coming from below, while looking at Atletico Madrid and said: "I feel that what kind of show wave plan you asked them to do this time is completely a snake to add to this move! In fact, showing off the technical strength of the bees, you played 7 on a loop on CJ. 22 Yangtze River Total Eclipse Simulation Animation and an improved version of the Dream Walker Combo of the 5-way people ring match is completely enough, why do you have to pull the half-finished Xiao An over? If you let people debunk Xiao An is actually your big sword company's Chengren supplies, what will others think of you at that time?
"Relax, relax!" Atletico straightened his waist and said: "Xiao An's positioning is a household robot, and its main function is to accompany the robot, we think that this kind of robot that can talk and interact should be more attractive than the female anchor behind the screen." As for the function of Chengren toys, the mainland version will not do the following details. ”
Tang Jiayi was a little tired and said with a smile: "Haha, aren't you afraid that someone will tell you every day that you're 'no more'?"
"It's okay, as long as you know I'm still down there!" said Atletico as he sat up, wrapped his hands around his waist and his hips, and lifted her up and down.
In Atletico's mind, Xiao Mei and Xiao An are not simple Chengren toys, what Atletico really values is that players are the same as "2. 5dlover" (Chinese name Super Dimensional Lovers, referred to as 2L) game interaction. This is part of a whole "super dimensional plan",Big Sword company launched this year Xiao Mei and 2L games are just exploration,It is possible that in the future"Super Dimensional Plan" will cover all the games under Bee, and even other film and television dramas、Games、Novels and comics,Players can use Bee's "Super Dimension Plan" to "summon" their favorite virtual characters into the reality of the three-dimensional.
This is the inspiration that Atletico saw from an online game novel, in which the game company has to charge players a huge amount of game currency to bring the NPC in the game to the real world, and the NPC's AI will be loaded into a special artificial body, which is no different in appearance and function from ordinary humans, and can also use the game pod as a special player to control their NPC characters in the game to continue playing the game.
For game companies, the idea of bringing avatars to the real world is completely achievable, and the problem is only in the cost. There is no doubt that the higher the anthropomorphism, the greater the cost, and the simple plastic doll that costs a few cents can also be said to be brought to reality, and the cost of millions may not be able to achieve 100% anthropomorphism.
So there's a measure of engineering economics.
The arrangement of 12 semi-finished products on CJ is actually an act of testing the width of the uncanny valley trap, the purpose of which is to intuitively collect the reactions of target customers and determine the next direction for improvement.
In the end, the bee booth received tens of thousands of visits in three days, which greatly affirmed their efforts at this stage and made the entire 2L project team ecstatic. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net