One morning, in front of the counter of the hell hot pot restaurant, Mink Yuyu and Lu Zijing looked at each other affectionately.

Mink Yu greedy: "Zijing." ”

Lu Zijing: "Yu gluttony." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Brother Jing." ”

Lu Zijing: "Gluttonous sister." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "I like your little nose. ”

Lu Zijing: "I like your big eyes. ”

Mink Yu greedy: "I like your little chin. ”

Lu Zijing: "I like your big lips. ”

Lu Tang and Li Yuankui imitated the two on the side, looking at each other affectionately.

Lu Tang: "Yuan Aoi." ”

Li Yuankui: "Tangerine." ”

Lu Tang: "Aoi Ou Dad." ”

Li Yuankui: "Tangerine Ou Mom." ”

Lu Tang: "I like your big oily belly." ”

Li Yuankui: "I like your little frustration. ”

Lu Tang: "I like your big nose hair. ”

Li Yuankui: "I like your little scum." ”

"Eh, can you play at the same time, disgusting to death, what kind of scumbag nose hair, can you be a little more elegant, love is very beautiful. Lu Zijing said impatiently.

Li Yuankui: "Cut! You still know disgusting." Can you be serious when you work, can you have some basic professional ethics and literacy, can you learn from me and Lu Cheng to do our part for the development of the rivers and lakes, and realize our common dream of the rivers and lakes!"

Lu Cheng clapped his hands on the side and applauded: "Okay! Well said, Yuan Kui finally said something today." ”

Li Yuankui: "Get out!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Okay, you two single dogs are obviously envious, jealous and hateful, and if you don't accept it, you will find one to go." ”

Lu Tang: "We are a hot pot restaurant, not believe it and do not disturb the program room, where can we find it?"

Mink Yu pointed to a table in the corner of the hot pot restaurant lobby, everyone's eyes widened and widened, and there were three girls in modern clothes in the corner, they all had slender legs, slender waists, long brown hair, or ponytails, and even one was a double ponytail. They all had delicate faces, smiled happily, and ate hot pot. This group of beautiful girls belongs to the girl-next-door type and is the most desired companion for men.

Lu Tang, Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing looked at each other, and Li Yuankui scratched his head embarrassedly: "What am I, I have someone in my heart, so I won't rob you." ”

Lu Tang: "What are you afraid of, there are three, enough points." ”

Lu Zijing: "The one with the horsetail belongs to me, and you share the rest.... Eh, it hurts!" Mink Yu grabbed Lu Zijing's ears fiercely and pushed him aside.

Mink Yu was greedy: "What are you making a fuss about, I'm not satisfied with me, right?"

Lu Zijing: "No, no, I was just joking." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Hehehehe, yes? Mink Yu let go, dragged Lu Zijing's clothes to the counter, and kicked wildly.

The guests all looked at this curiously, puzzled: "Eh, man, what's wrong?"

Li Yuankui: "It's okay, it's okay, I just found a Xiaoqiang, and I'm dealing with it, and I'm going to die immediately." ”

Guest: "Ah! There is Xiaoqiang in your store! ”

Lu Cheng hurriedly answered: "Xiaoqiang is a person, not that kind of thing, everyone can rest assured." ”

Mink Yu kicked Lu Zijing for a while, and only stopped when he was in a good mood: "If you dare to spend your heart in the future, I will break all your fingers." Hmph, make up your makeup. ”

Lu Zijing's nose was blue and his face was swollen and he slowly got up, and he hugged Li Yuankui weakly.

Lu Tang: "Stains, it's like this now, and you won't be crippled if you get married in the future." ”

Lu Zijing: "You don't understand, beating is kissing, scolding is love." ”

Lu Tang: "I and Li Yuankui will help you share the three young ladies at the window table, let's go Yuankui." ”

Li Yuankui helped Lu Zijing: "But I...."

Lu Tang: "Let's go." Pulling Li Yuankui away, Lu Zijing lost the handrail and fell to the ground.

The two came to the three beauties, and Lu Tang sorted out his clothes and asked, "Are you satisfied with our hot pot here?"

Beauty 1: "Well, it's delicious, but it's a little spicy." ”

Beauty 2: "Spicy is delicious, I love spicy." ”

Beauty 3: "I think your soup is very delicious, we were still arguing originally, and after drinking the soup, we forgot why it was awkward." ”

Lu Tang: "I'm so glad you can say that, let me introduce you, this is our cook, he is fat and big, so I won't say much." And I'm the manager here, and my name is Lu Tang. A famous screenwriter who is nicknamed, handsome and handsome, with an extraordinary atmosphere, who can eat with his face but relies on his talent. ”

Lu Tang was boasting drunkenly, and he didn't notice that the three beauties enthusiastically pulled Li Yuankui to his side, and asked excitedly.

Beauty 1: "My name is Yuanyuan, and I work as a flight attendant." ”

Beauty 2: "My name is Sauce and I'm a dancer. ”

Beauty 3: "My name is Huahua and I'm a food blogger. ”

Li Yuankui was embarrassed: "Hello, I'm the cook here, my name is Li Yuankui." ”

Yuanyuan: "Li Yuankui, what a cute name." Uncle, may I ask if you made the hot pot we ate?"

Li Yuankui: "Ahhh Isn't it delicious?"

Sauce sauce: "How is it possible, it's delicious, the hot pot made by my uncle is the best I've ever tasted, you're really amazing." ”

Huahua: "Uncle who can cook, which girl doesn't love it." ”

Lu Tang stood aside awkwardly: "Actually, I am the general manager here, if you have any needs, you can tell me." ”

The three beauties ignored Lu Tangerine completely, they enthusiastically surrounded Li Yuankui, and Li Yuankui was very embarrassed, and her face turned red.

Li Yuankui: "Eat quickly, I won't bother you first." ”

Sauce sauce: "Eh, don't go, uncle, you can eat with us." ”

Li Yuankui hurriedly shook his head when he heard this, after all, this hot pot soup base is specially customized to erase memories, and unrelated people will randomly lose 10 memories after eating: "You guys eat, we have rules here, you can't eat with guests, otherwise you will have to deduct money." ”

Huahua looked at Lu Tang with a smile, and Lu Tang felt that he had finally received attention, and he was very happy. Huahua: "Are you the general manager here?"

Lu Tang hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Huahua's face changed instantly, and she asked fiercely: "You made this rule?"

Lu Tang: "Huh......?

Huahua: "Have you heard that the customer is God, and I want him to eat with me now, do you agree?"

Lu Tang: "It's useless if I agree or not." ”

Huahua: "I'm a well-known blogger, if you don't let my uncle eat hot pot with us today, I'll break the news about your store and make sure you lose at least half of your customers." ”

Lu Tang: "I shouldn't be involved in this mess, Li Yuankui, you can do it yourself, I'll go." Lu Tang walked away lonely, Huahua immediately regained her gentleness, smiled sweetly and gave Li Yuankui a piece of tripe, and fed Li Yuankui with her own chopsticks: "Uncle, come, this is the tripe I made for you." ”

Li Yuankui was very embarrassed and didn't know whether to eat or not.

Jiang Jiang was unhappy, stopped the hairy belly, and picked up a piece of fat beef from the hot pot: "What's delicious about the hairy belly, come and eat mine, ah." ”

Huahua: "Hey, what do you mean, obviously I gave it to my uncle first." ”

Sauce sauce: "Little slut, you want to rob me of a man again." ”

Huahua: "I'm prettier than you, and my body is better than yours, do you need to grab it?" Uncle is mine, don't think about it." ”

Sauce sauce: "Hmph, I want him, what can you do with me?"

Yuanyuan didn't say anything, just leaned over and kissed Li Yuankui's cheek deeply, and a lip print was instantly left on it: "Uncle is mine now, you better give up." ”

Flowey: "Hey, you're going too far. ”

Sauce sauce: "You green tea, come to yin! Let you see how good I am." ”

Li Yuankui had a sense of foreboding, looking nervously left and right, and the three beauties smiled evilly, staring at him tightly.

Li Yuankui: "What are you going to do?"

After Lu Tang unhappily brushed the pot in the backyard, Lu Zijing came out of the house with a dog skin plaster on his face: "Lu Tang, didn't you go to tease your sister, why are you here." Do people look down on you?"

Lu Tang was unconvinced, and emphasized: "How is that possible, you don't look at who I am." The best little milk dog in the world. ”

Lu Zijing squatted beside Lu Tang and helped him wash the dishes together: "Eh, do you want face?"

Lu Tang: "Really, they like me, and they won't let me go." But I am a young man with ideals, how can I succumb to beauty. Besides, if I fall, who will maintain the hot pot restaurant business, how can we make money without business, the shopkeeper who can't make money will be unhappy, she will beat me if she is unhappy, I will be injured and who will maintain the hot pot restaurant business, how can we make money without business, we can't make money....."

Lu Zijing: "Eh, okay, okay." Just say, isn't that group of girls like Li Yuankui and don't like you?"

Lu Tang: "There is nothing at all, they don't like Li Yuankui at all." ”

After Lu Tang finished speaking, Li Yuankui looked numb, and walked to the backyard with a sluggish expression, his clothes and hairstyle were messy, and his face and hands were covered with lipstick marks.

Lu Zijing: "Wow, Li Yuankui, did you drop your lipstick?"

Li Yuankui ignored himself and walked slowly, Lu Cheng came up to look at the lipstick prints of different sizes and colors, and felt jealous: "This group of women is too much and dares to bully my brother, Yuankui, don't worry, I'll go and help you come back." Lu Tang licked his tongue and walked out with a firm will.

Lu Zijing went over to support Li Yuankui: "Yuankui, why were you kissed like this, did you provoke them?"

Li Yuankui turned his head to look at Lu Zijing, and gradually became emotional, hugged Lu Zijing and cried: "I am defiled!"

Lu Zijing: "It's so good, Mink Yu has never kissed me." Eh, what does it feel like to be kissed?"

Li Yuankui: "They... They were just kissing from the beginning, and then they slowly began to bite indiscriminately! My centuries of chastity are gone. ”

Lu Zijing: "Suddenly I envy you, if only Mink Yu could do this to me." ”

Li Yuankui: "What should I do, I won't be able to get married in the future." ”

Lu Zijing hurriedly comforted: "Okay, okay, it's okay, it's a new era now, I heard that it's very common for young people to hug and kiss nowadays, it's okay, don't worry." ”

Li Yuankui: "Really?"

Lu Zijing: "Really, I don't believe you asked Lu Tang, eh, what about Lu Tang?"

"Ahh

Yuanyuan: "Dead ugly, like this, he still learns to take revenge." ”

Sauce-chan: "We don't like puppies, don't pester us again"

Huahua: "What's the matter, sisters, call me." ”

After speaking, the three beauties dragged Lu Tang's feet and dragged Lu Tang back to the lobby alive. Lu Tang clasped the ground tightly with his fingernails, but he was still dragged in with sparks and lightning all the way.

Lu Zijing tried to reach his head to look in, and couldn't help but say, "I'm so envious." ”