Chapter 15: If People Don't Offend Me, I Don't Offend Others

Fleeing from the tofu shop in a hurry, Ah Fei and the others were scarred one by one, walking barefoot, a gust of wind blew, so miserable!

It's enough to be a bastard and do this job!

Ah Fei's heart was a little sad, thinking that he was also a bastard with a head and face in Qinghai, and he was humiliated like this!

Ah Fei regretted that he didn't bring the blood of the black dog and the hooves of the black donkey, and a bastard who had been spying on Cui Xiaopang came over and said, "Brother Fei, I'm sure that this dead fat man twisted his ass in the cave, and then, he was devoured by a huge black man-eating flower! However, no matter how Biaozi and I explain and guarantee, you don't believe it! So, I think we must have seen the hell just now........

Hearing this, Ah Fei looked at his little brother Liangzi with a sworn face, his face was full of inflow, and the whole person almost collapsed!

Out of anger, Ah Fei roared loudly, "you paralyzed! That dead black fat has appeared, why are you still talking nonsense? Hell, Nima! Get out! Explode on the spot, okay? Labor and management don't have a stupid little brother like you......"

Ah Fei scolded and wanted to call Wen Guangming, but found that all his mobile phones had been confiscated, and he gritted his teeth angrily!

In the tofu shop, seeing Ah Fei and others leave sadly, Cui Xiaopang counted all the spoils with a smile, humming a little song, and the mood was so moist!

"We, the people, are so happy today......"

At this time, Spicy looked a little strange, looked around unhappily and said, "The store is now proofed, everyone leave quickly!" Xiao Li, you two should go too, you don't have to clean the kitchen, I have some personal matters to talk about with Xiaopang!"

Under the eviction order of the hostess, everyone left one after another.

Soon, the charter lady hung up a small sign that was closed, came to Cui Xiaopang with a strange expression, hesitated and said, "You..... You..... Sober?"

Hearing this, Cui Xiaopang looked confused, what do you mean?

With a sneer, Cui Xiaopang said tentatively, "Chartering mother-in-law..... That one..... Dude, I'm not asleep again, I'm awake? What do you mean?"

Pretty face flushed, a flash of joy flashed in her spicy eyes, she pinched her pink fist, and hammered Cui Xiaopang's chest twice, and then said violently, "Dead fatty! Your wings are hard, don't you, dare to talk to the old lady like this?" Do you think that just now you pulled the wind and your tail rose to the sky? The old lady meant, do you remember the previous things, why are you suddenly so powerful?"

Being beaten in the chest with the small fist of the chartered woman, Cui Xiaopang enjoyed it very much, and said helplessly when he heard it, "No! except for often dreaming of a pair of very beautiful eyes, staring at me expectantly, as if looking forward to me going back, I still can't think of anything......

After getting such an answer, Spicy was a little happy, pretending to be an old man, patted Cui Xiaopang's shoulder, and comforted, "Little fatty, don't be discouraged, maybe when you will remember it in the future!"

"Well, charter wife, borrow your auspicious words! Actually, buddy has always had a hunch, my life experience is not simple, nine out of nine is a popular character!"

"Cut! Don't be scared! You bear-like still have a wind, and the convulsions are almost the same!" he cut down, and Spicy looked disdainful.

As if thinking of something, Spicy suddenly crossed his hands on his hips again, put on his signature move, and said fiercely, "Dead fatty, I was almost bypassed by you! You haven't answered my question yet, why did you suddenly become more powerful? Your series of actions just now is a little MAN!"

With a shrunk neck, Cui Xiaopang habitually confessed in front of Spicy and began to think about countermeasures.

If you tell the truth, ninety percent of them will think that they are talking nonsense, and besides, the fat man has always adhered to the low-key and sullen way, so take the secret of the super god's eye, it is better to enjoy it alone. If you have time, you can ...... quietly Hey.....

After thinking about it, the handsome guy pretended to be mysterious and said, "I ran away to Mount Tai some time ago, but I got lost on the mountain and found a mysterious Taoist temple." There was an old Taoist priest who was dying inside, saying that there was a fate or something, and suddenly slapped his buddy in the chest! It hurt, and then a wave of heat spread all over his buddy's body, and the old Taoist priest hung up, and told me when he was dying, help me get through the second vein of Rendu, the world is so big, I can come and go freely!"

"Cut ......."

Hearing this, Spicy directly threw two white eyes, and mocked: "Dead fat man, do you really think that the old lady is an idiot? Make up such a mentally retarded story! However, I don't bother to know what you have experienced, as long as you are still the dead fat man, it is enough! You are better than before, and it is good, but don't be shy, you have to bow down in front of the old lady, understand?"

These words made Cui Xiaopang quite embarrassed and emotional, and as soon as the spicy words changed, he instantly felt pain again.

A touch of cunning flashed in her beautiful eyes, and she said spicily: "I said that I am fat! In the past three years, you have eaten, drunk, lassa, and slept in Lasa, plus the money lent to you by the old lady, a total of 64,100 yuan, shouldn't it be cleared? I will find someone to discount these things on the ground, about 10,000 yuan, even if it is 10,000! You still owe the old lady 54,100 yuan!"

Although Cui Xiaopang doesn't know much about the value of this pile of things, he can also estimate that those gold necklaces and rings, as well as a few obviously good watches, can definitely get rid of 20,000 or 30,000 yuan!

However, Cui Xiaopang felt a little sweet, and said with a smile, "Chartered wife, then buddy will trouble you!" But this pair of almost brand new Nike sneakers looks good, and it suits me very well!"

"Take it! it's not worth a lot of money anyway!" the jade hand waved, and responded spicily and arrogantly.

Rubbing his hands, Cui Xiaopang asked tentatively, "Chartered wife, eat something good tonight?" Spicy and spicy pork head meat, let me think about it for more than a month!

According to the usual practice of the charter wife, she will definitely be scolded with righteous words, but this time she simply nodded and said, "No problem! Dead fatty, tonight the old lady will personally cook a table of good dishes and wash the dust for you! By the way, by the way, I will also call Xiao Ash, I have been talking about you recently!"

"Oh!" snapped his fingers, Cui Xiaopang smiled.

It was still early, Cui Xiaopang walked around the pedestrian street for two hours with Spicy, and then went to the supermarket to buy a lot of ingredients, and then returned to the happy community with a smile.

"Chubby, what have you been busy with lately, I haven't seen you!"

"Aunt Liu, dressed so fancy, are you going to meet your wife?"

"Chubby, are you going out shopping with Spicy again? It's time for you to lose weight, you're about to become a ball!"

Walking in the happy community, Cui Xiaopang was familiar with some neighbors around him and greeted him, and a faint warm feeling was born in his heart.

Soon returned to the room after a long absence, the handsome guy's fat wolf howled, and he stood comfortably on the sofa, and said with a smile, "The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennels!

Hearing this, he glanced at him and said, "Fatty, you can figure it out, this is the old lady's house, and it has nothing to do with you, okay? You are just a tenant, do you understand?

Cui Xiaopang smiled, pretending to complain, "Chartered wife, why bother! A handsome and fat person with amnesia is hurt by your words, wow cool, wow cool! Who are we with whom? Don't they all call me charter man? Here, buddies have always treated me as their own family!"

Spicy rolled her eyes, and said unhappily, "Dead fatty, why did you go out and get more and more flamboyant?" Go and see your room, the dirty old lady is embarrassed to go in, and she is embarrassed to say that she regards this place as her own home?"

"Hey...... As soon as possible, I will clean it as soon as possible!"

Fighting with Spicy every day, or being bullied by Spicy, this is Cui Xiaopang's favorite thing, maybe in the eyes of others, this is simply a wretch, the manly man is exhausted, but the handsome guy is fat but has a feeling of being a little sweet.

returned to the long-lost residence, and quarreled with the chartered mother-in-law, Cui Xiaopang was in a good mood.

An hour later, the charter lady opened a large table of delicious dishes, chicken, duck and fish, fried and fried, full of color, flavor and taste, which made people appetizing.

"Click.......

As if pinching a little, when the last old duck soup was put on the table by Cui Xiaopang, the door was opened, and the handsome messy little gray walked in with a beautiful woman in his hand, and carried a gift box in his hand.

This beauty looks eighteen or nineteen years old, with white skin and beautiful appearance, a tall figure of one meter and seven five, a pink mesh T-shirt on her upper body, the collar of the T-shirt is V-shaped, and her chest shows a touch of snow white. The lower body is a tight short leather skirt, and the two slender and white long legs are exposed unscrupulously, which is simply eye-catching.

"Gollum ........."

Subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of spit, Cui Xiaopang's eyes unconsciously condensed on this pair of long legs, and sighed in his heart, "Eye-catching! These long legs are really eye-catching!"

While sighing in his heart, Cui Xiaopang thought unhappily, "Niang Xipi! It's unreasonable, Xiao Gray has only broken up for more than a month, and he hooked up with such a beautiful cutie, I have been handsome and fat and lonely for three years, why is no one caring?"

"Hey, dead fat man, where are you looking? Come here and get me the dishes and chopsticks!"

At this time, a spicy and pungent voice came, the handsome guy was frightened, turned around, and saw the charter wife staring at him with a "murderous" gaze, smiling busily, pretending to be stupid and scratching her head.

Winking at Xiao Ash, Cui Xiaopang smiled and said, "Xiao Ash, and this beauty, you sit down first, I'll serve the dishes and chopsticks!"

"Well, it's hard work and fat brother!Xiaoxue, let's sit down first!" Xiao Gray nodded, and walked to the table with the beautiful woman in his hands.

Anxiously entered the kitchen, glanced at Cui Xiaopang viciously, and said unhappily, "Look at your virtue! Wait a while to go out, don't say I know the old lady, I can't afford to lose this person!"

"What, charter wife, you won't be jealous, will you?"

"Eat your sister.......!

Under the order of the spicy ear men, Cui Xiaopang obediently served the bowl, and walked with her to Xiao Ash and the beauty.

The cousin came with a new girlfriend, and he was naturally very enthusiastic, and the dishes on a large table also made Xiao Ash's girlfriend Lu Xiaoxue praise, and the atmosphere at the dinner table was very good.

With his head stuffy, Cui Xiaopang began to eat pig's head meat alone, a little depressed, what about the reception banquet that he said, how did it become Xiaoxue's welcome banquet?

After eating, Spicy was busy washing in the kitchen, Xiaoxue also hurried to help, Xiao Ash took Cui Xiaopang's shoulders, and the two of them came to the balcony.

Extremely dignified, Xiao Ash suddenly stared at Cui Xiaopang and said, "Fat brother, tell me honestly, are you a thief of underwear? I am also a man of the year in Qinghai University, and many channels have confirmed that there is conclusive evidence on the side of the security team, can you answer me?"

Cui Xiaopang has an excellent relationship with Xiao Ash, and he rarely asks himself so solemnly.

After being stunned for a moment, Cui Xiaopang simply told Wen Guangming's conspiracy, and Xiao Ash combined everything before, and quickly realized that what Cui Xiaopang said was true, he was framed by a conspiracy!

With a sigh of relief, Xiao Ash hammered Cui Xiaopang's chest, and said happily, "I should have thought of it a long time ago! Fat brother, I'm sorry! I've been supporting you to chase my cousin and become a real charter man, so I must make sure that you are not a psychopath! So, what are you going to do next? Now the whole Qinghai University has spread the ........"

Hearing this, Cui Xiaopang looked at the distant sky, and said with a light smile: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, if someone wants to yin me Cui Xiaopang, I will make him regret it! There are also Sun Baofu and others from Qinghai University, it's time to settle accounts with them!"