Chapter 64: I'm not the god of medicine

On this day, many customers came to eat hot pot, but when they found that the door of the hot pot restaurant was closed, the guests showed disappointed expressions. They kept banging on the door, yelling like the walking dead.

Guest A: "I've been waiting for many days, and I finally got an appointment, and now I don't open the door, you are clearly defrauding consumers!"

Guest B: "Yes, if you don't give us an explanation today, I'll sue you!"

The guests pushed, shoved, yelled and yelled, but still no one cared.

Guest A: "Eh, we've been screaming for so long and there hasn't been a response, shouldn't we all be there?"

Guest B: "Ah! Did the boss run away with his sister-in-law?"

Guest A: "Nonsense, the boss is not surnamed Huang." Hmph, since they don't talk about credit, then we'll go in and smash the store. ”

Lu Tang was biting a steamed bun and walked over, and found that the guests were gathered at the door of the hot pot restaurant, holding wooden sticks, looking angry. He hurriedly put the steamed bun into his mouth and squeezed it to the front: "Eh, everyone, I don't know what you want to do here?"

Guest A: "Hell hot pot restaurant, openly deceiving customers, we are fortunate to have made an appointment at the time, and finally came to find that this place is not open, do you think it should be smashed?"

Lu Tang: "I didn't deceive you, didn't I eat it today, wouldn't it be nice to come back another day." ”

Guest B: "How are you talking to them? ”

Lu Tang: "I just work in the store, what kind of money do I charge." ”

When the guests heard this, they were in a commotion.

Guest A: "Someone you still don't open the door to pick up customers, it's too much, call me!"

Lu Tang: "Wait a minute, everyone, it's not that we don't open the door, but because today.... Today.... The shopkeeper is sick. As you know, we are a hot pot restaurant that pays great attention to hygiene and service, and our shopkeeper is afraid of infecting everyone with germs, so we close our doors, and we hope that everyone will forgive us. ”

Guest B: "Oh, sick, won't that tell the man?"

Lu Tang: "It's not a secret, now I'm the only one left in the entire hell hot pot restaurant who hasn't been infected, so I was sent out to find a doctor." ”

When the guests heard this, they immediately threw away the sticks in their hands and covered their mouths and noses.

Guest A: "Why didn't you say it earlier, do you know how many times I've just touched your door, oh it's dirty, it's dirty, it's dirty, get out of the way, I'm going home and wash my hands." ”

Guest B: "I'm not coming back to your shop." ”

The guests dispersed one after another, and Lu Tang crossed his hands on his waist and sighed: "I'm definitely a genius." He exclaimed, "Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I'll contact you again when it reopens." ”

Guest A, who looked disgusted in the distance, turned around and shouted, "Contact your sister." ”

Lu Tang smiled and sat on the steps, leaning against the door and said loudly: "Shopkeeper, don't worry, with me guarding here, no one can hurt our hot pot restaurant." ”

On the street at night, Lu Tang walked around in front of the hot pot restaurant alone. As soon as lightning lit up the night, it was followed by huge thunder and heavy rain.

Lu Tang shouted and ran to the door of the hot pot restaurant to hide from the rain: "It's so hot, it's hot, what the hell, the rain is like boiling water." Eh, just right, I'll pick up some instant noodles. ”

Lu Tang took out an instant noodle from his bag, tore it open, and carefully picked up some rainwater and put it on the ground.

Lu Tang knocked on the door: "Shopkeeper, have you slept? It's raining outside, you have a hole in the quilt at night, beware of heat stroke." ”

After a while, Lu Tang's voice came from outside the door: "Shopkeeper, have you slept?" It's so hot outside, why don't I make you a cup of coffee." ”

Finally, it was quiet for a few minutes, and Lu Tang's voice came in again: "Shopkeeper, have you slept?"

Before she finished speaking, Meng Xiaotian opened the door of the hell hot pot restaurant and glared at Lu Tang with tears on her face: "Are you annoyed!"

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper.. Palm... Xiao Tian, why are you crying?"

Meng Xiaotian: "I want you to take care of it! Why haven't you gotten yet, are you afraid that the money is not enough, I will add you as much as you want." Meng Xiaotian spoke, tears slowly flowing down her cheeks.

Lu Tang stretched out his hand and gently wiped away the tears on Meng Xiaotian's face: "Xiaotian, my stupid mouth won't comfort people." But I understand how you're feeling right now, and I just want to tell you that you've carried too much and it's time to let it go. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Put... You want to control me, teach me how to live. Lu Tang, you're annoyed. Meng Xiaotian quickly closed the door and blocked Lu Tang from the door.

Lu Tang looked at me confusedly: "Am I annoyed? No, Xiao Tian, in fact, you taught me how to live." I used to be alone, and I left for no reason, but when I came to hell I was really scared, not because it was full of ghosts, but because I found that this place was exactly like the human world. I was scared to be as lonely as ever, but you took me in and gave me a new home here. I hope you smile more, you smile beautifully, and... Very sweet. ”

Meng Xiaotian leaned against the door and smiled secretly: "I understand, you mean that if I don't laugh, I'm ugly and frustrated, right?"

Lu Tang nervously hurriedly explained: "No, no, absolutely not, you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in hell, ah no, ghost." How do I feel when I said that?"

Meng Xiaotian couldn't help laughing: "Lu Tang, you were a fly in your last life, right?"

Lu Tang heard Meng Xiaotian's laughing voice, and his expression relaxed: "If I were a fly, wouldn't you be an egg with a seam?"

Meng Xiaotian opened the door and raised her hand viciously: "Looking for death!"

Lu Tang was frightened and hurriedly ran out, but was drenched in the rain and shouted there: "Hot! Wow, it's so hot!"

Meng Xiaotian looked at Lu Tang, who was full of stupidity in the rain, and thought: "I always thought that I could control my life, but suddenly one day, this fool just broke in like this and it became a habit. God, what the hell have I done wrong, can't you give me a tall, handsome long-legged husband?"

Lu Tang sat in the store with red and swollen bodies, and Meng Xiaotian carefully medicated him: "Aren't you stupid, you know that you can't come back to hide?"

Lu Tang was aggrieved: "If I come back, I will be beaten by you, I would rather disinfect it outside." Ah, it hurts, it hurts. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "The hard-mouthed screenwriter, why wasn't he killed by lightning just now!"

Lu Tang looked serious: "Xiao Tian, do you know why there is thunder and lightning?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Nonsense, this is a natural phenomenon. ”

Lu Tang: "Wrong, thunder and lightning indicate that there is a scumbag making a wish." ”

Meng Xiaotian looked at Lu Tang with disdain, and deliberately pressed the medicine on Lu Tang's scalded skin, and Lu Tang screamed in pain.

After a while, Meng Xiaotian put on good medicine and began to pack up the medicine box, Lu Tang wanted to help, but accidentally grabbed Meng Xiaotian's hand.

Meng Xiaotian didn't retract her hand, but said mischievously: "Grab five pieces." ”

When Lu Tang heard this, he quickly let go of his hand. Meng Xiaotian: "So slammed, Taurus?"

Lu Tang nodded: "It's not that I'm slamming the door, I'm planning to save money." ”

Meng Xiaotian was puzzled, and put away the medicine box: "What are you saving money for?"

Lu Tang: "After saving money, I will take her to swim in hell all over the world." ”

Meng Xiaotian said while collecting the medicine box: "But... She can't get out. ”

Lu Tang: "Since someone has set up this set, there is a way to untie it, and I will definitely be able to solve it if I am so smart." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "If narcissism is the eighth sin, you don't know how many times you have died." Meng Xiaotian picked up the medicine box and turned around to leave, but stopped after only a few steps: "Lu Tang, thank you." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked up to the second floor, and at this time, a group of black shadows appeared outside the door, Lu Tang stood up cautiously and asked, "Who is it?"

Lu Zijing walked in first: "Earthlings!"

Lu Tang: "Eh, why are you back, aren't you going out to play?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Are we the kind of people who are unkind, mixed with the rivers and lakes, and we are talking about righteousness." ”

Lu Lingyun: "And loyalty." ”

Li Yuankui: "And tolerance. ”

Lu Zijing: "Take out gratitude." ”

The four of them pretended to pose, and Lu Tang looked at the four of them with disgust: "Then where did you all run in the morning?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Of course I'm going to find someone who can help the shopkeeper!"

Lu Tang's face was full of surprise: "What, have you found someone who cracked the spell?"

Lu Zijing: "No, but through our careful observation, careful analysis, and careful calculation, it is not the seal that really traps the shopkeeper, but her heart." ”

Lu Lingyun: "That's right, as the saying goes, no matter how big the heart is, as long as you say it, it's, we have to find a way to make the shopkeeper open his mouth and release all the feelings suppressed in my heart." ”

Lu Tang: "You don't want to get her drunk, she doesn't feel it, and she won't get drunk no matter how much she drinks." ”

Li Yuankui: "That's right, so we asked the God of Medicine to help." Dangdang, Dang, Dang!"

Lu Tang looked behind everyone and saw that it was the Asian needle king who was tied tightly and stuffed with cloth in his mouth.

Lu Tang: "Oh! It's you again, you stabbed me and made me talk nonsense, you're miserable." ”

Li Yuankui stopped Lu Tang: "Eh, wait a minute, although you have a grudge, but now the shopkeeper's matter is more important, I suggest that this revenge will be avenged later." ”

Lu Tang: "Okay, okay, let him go." ”

Everyone loosened the ties of the Asian needle king, and the Asian needle king stomped his foot angrily and said loudly: "It's too much, I want to ..... back then"

Before he finished speaking, he was covered by everyone, and Mink Yu was greedy: "Look for death, keep your voice quiet." ”

The Asian Acupuncture King nodded and whispered: "I think that I was a god who was supported by countless patients back then, and now I am treated like this by you, I protest." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "I ask you, the world is sick and afraid of death to worship you as a god, this is hell, illness is a little sad at most, just boil it up." ”

The Asian needle king was speechless: "You.... Okay, but first say good, this time the money must be given. ”

Everyone took out the severance pay given to them by Meng Xiaotian and handed it to the Asian Needle King, Lu Zijing: "That's all we have, have you seen enough?"

The Asian needle king happily took the money, his attitude immediately improved, and he nodded again and again: "Enough, what do you want me to do?"

Li Yuankui: "We want you to give the shopkeeper a shot of truth-telling." ”