Chapter 66: Acid
This is a month of normal operation of the hot pot restaurant since the Medicine King incident, and the "good story" of Meng Xiaotian and Lu Cheng has given the hell hot pot restaurant the title of the best matchmaking place in hell. It's all strange that human nature is always cheap, you think love is the most painful poison, okay, then eat a hot pot and forget the pain, but I forgot to look at the person at the next table again, so a heartbroken person came in, and the two people of you and me went out.
Lu Cheng watched another pair of guest officers who "successfully held hands" walk out of the door lovingly, shook his head and sighed: "It's a pity that the jade girl, if there was such a hot pot that can forget a memory, she would not have drunk Meng Po soup, but she would have crossed the bridge again in her life." ”
Li Yuankui hung the vegetable basket and ran in happily, holding a newspaper in his hand and waving it: "Hey, hey, hey, I have good news for everyone!"
Lu Tang, Lu Zijing, Mink Yuyu and Meng Xiaotian all came out to surround Li Yuankui.
Meng Xiaotian: "Yuan Kui, why are you so happy, is it that the price of vegetables has finally dropped?"
Li Yuankui: "Do you want to be so buttoned by the shopkeeper, that's the case, I bought a newspaper on the way and found that our hell hot pot restaurant made headlines!"
Meng Xiaotian, Lu Zijing and Mink Yu listened to it greedily and happily grabbed the newspaper to read.
Lu Tang: "Cut, who still reads newspapers these days." ”
Lu Zijing took the newspaper and read: "Difu's 2018 Best Catering Ranking List, Hell Hot Pot Restaurant topped the list!"
Mink Yu greedy: "Then who is the second?"
Lu Zijing: "Food Agency! What the hell is this place?"
Lu Tang: "I know this, this is a new work written by a screenwriter named Laimi Zimo, I heard that it is ready to start filming." ”
Lu Zijing: "Then didn't they send it!"
Meng Xiaotian: "Is making movies very profitable?"
Lu Tang: "Of course, whether it's a movie or a TV series, as long as it's broadcast, the value will skyrocket." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Lu Tang, do you think our hot pot restaurant will also be adapted?"
Lu Tang: "Well, it's possible, after all, we are a very good IP, and I am a screenwriter, if you want to adapt it and pass the review of the General Administration of Broadcasting, there is no problem at all!"
Meng Xiaotian happily patted Lu Tang on the shoulder: "Then I'll wait for your script." ”
Mink Yu is greedy: "Lu Tang, Gou Fugui, don't forget each other!"
Lu Zijing: "I suddenly feel that you are not a waste, I will send you two words." ”
Li Yuankui: "Exquisite!"
Seeing everyone's happy appearance, Lu Tang interrupted helplessly: "Wait a minute, now our copyright has not been sold, the capital and the production are not available, and it is useless for me to write it." ”
Everyone instantly became indifferent and looked at Lu Tang with disdain.
Meng Xiaotian: "Hey, why did I fall in love with you in the first place?" sighed and patted Lu Tang on the shoulder and walked away.
Mink Yu is greedy: "It's worthy of being a screenwriter, there are pits everywhere, my aunt and grandmother still think that she wants to be a noblewoman, I'll settle the account." ”
Lu Zijing: "I suddenly think you're a waste, I'll give you two words." ”
Lu Tang: "Exquisite?"
Li Yuankui smiled: "Waste." ”
Everyone dispersed happily and did their own things, and Lu Tang stayed in place alone: "Blame me? Good things will be discovered sooner or later, a group of money obsessed ghosts." ”
Lu Tang was busy greeting the guests, and when it was time to break at noon, Meng Xiaotian came out sweating profusely and sat down, poured himself a glass of water and drank it quickly.
Meng Xiaotian lay on the table and complained listlessly: "I'm so tired, I don't want to move at all." ”
Mink Yu walked to Meng Xiaotian and sat down while pounding his shoulder: "It's not, it's been a quiet month, but I'm even more tired." Shopkeeper, look at me, my fingers are all ghosts. ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Summer is coming, and it feels like being steamed." ”
After greeting the guests, Lu Tang walked behind Meng Xiaotian and massaged Meng Xiaotian.
Meng Xiaotian kept humming comfortably: "Ah, cool! It's so cool! Lu Tang, why do you still massage?"
Lu Tang: "This is my own exclusive massage method, it's great." ”
Mink Yu looked at it jealously, and deliberately coquettish: "People are so hard, Lu Tang, you are partial, my sister is so good to you, you don't give me a massage." ”
Lu Tang was helpless, so he had to go and massage Mink Yu gluttonously, and Mink Yu gluttonously enjoyed it: "Wow, this... The technique is amazing. It's addictive. ”
Meng Xiaotian lay on the table and pouted, shouting unhappily: "Lu Tang!"
When Lu Tang heard this, he hurriedly ran to press Meng Xiaotian again, and Meng Xiaotian closed her eyes proudly and enjoyed it.
Mink Yu was gluttonous: "Well~ You are eccentric, and others want it too." ”
Meng Xiaotian closed her eyes and said leisurely: "Don't you have Lu Zijing, let him press it for you." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "No, I want Lu Tangerine." "Mink Yu is greedy and pulls Lu Tangerine.
Meng Xiaotian: "If you dare to go, you will die!"
Lu Tang was numb on the outside and collapsed inside, so he had to stand between the two, pressing Meng Xiaotian with one hand and Mink Yu with the other. The two little masters happily lay on the table comfortably, and from time to time they sighed: "Cool!"
Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui put their shoulders on each other's shoulders and walked out of the backyard sweating profusely.
Lu Zijing saw Lu Tang massaging Mink Yu, and hurriedly left Li Yuankui and ran over: "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing! Who allowed you to do it!"
Mink Yu opened his eyes impatiently and glared at Lu Zijing: "The old lady allows it." ”
Lu Zijing was in a hurry, and his face turned green: "No... How can you do this... He... You... I"
Mink Yu looked at Lu Zijing's aggrieved appearance, stood up in disgust, walked over to lead Lu Zijing, and pulled him to the seat just now and sat down.
Mink Yu was greedy: "Lu Tang, help him press it." ”
Lu Zijing was disgusted: "What do you press, do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't clean himself? I...."Lu Tang's hand pinched Lu Zijing's shoulder, and Lu Zijing, who was originally angry, instantly lay meekly on the table, enjoying it: "Ah... Hard... Again... Well... Yes. ”
Lu Zijing's screams were all over the hot pot restaurant, bringing discomfort to the guests, and Mink Yu pulled him away in disgust, and sat down again to let Lu Tang massage.
Li Yuankui asked curiously: "Lu Tang, you can use this technique, where did you learn it?" ”
Lu Tang: "I... I haven't studied, I used to live alone, bored at night to go downstairs to find cats and dogs to play, and then pinch them out more. ”
Meng Xiaotian and Mink Yu, who were originally enjoying it, immediately opened their eyes and threw away Lu Tang's hand in disgust.
Meng Xiaotian: "Stinky Lu Tangerine, do you treat us like dogs?"
Lu Tang: "How is it possible, the dog is much easier to touch than you." ”
As soon as Meng Xiaotian heard this, she took out a rolling pin from behind her and hit Lu Tang, Lu Tang hurriedly dodged and ran away, and Meng Xiaotian chased after her. It's a pity that Lu Tang's routine has been clearly understood by Meng Xiaotian, and he was soon forced behind the counter, Meng Xiaotian kicked him, and then jumped over and beat him wildly, and there was a pig-like roar from the counter.
Li Yuankui comforted the guests: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone continue to eat." Hey, it's starting again. ”
Mink Yu smiled while watching: "It is said that beating is kissing and scolding is love, and the shopkeeper beats him to death, this should be love to the bone marrow." ”
Lu Zijing lay on the table next to Mink Yu, and hummed unsatisfactorily: "It's so cool, come again." ”
Meng Xiaotian beat for a while, and then threw the rolling pin to Mink Yu with satisfaction, walked over and sat down, and poured water for herself.
Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, you are not afraid of beating Lu Tang to death one day, and where did this rolling pin come from, it's quite chic." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "This is our family's ancestral husband's stick, my grandmother said that my husband can't beat well, and he can't live his life." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "This is too much, eh, is it okay for your grandfather to be domesticated?"
Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, it's just that I've been beaten too much, and when I'm old, I'm sick everywhere, and my grandmother can only serve all day long." ”
Li Yuankui took the husband's stick, kept looking at it carefully, and sighed: "Look, doesn't this mean that you can't fight, your partner is to love, not to hurt." Although this is a husband stick, in fact, he is a carved delicate rolling pin, the shopkeeper, how can you bear Lu Tang is so good. Hey, why don't you give me this stick, I just don't have a kitchen in it. ”
Meng Xiaotian: "You want to be beautiful, this is my ancestor, how can I send you to roll noodles." ”
Li Yuankui handed the stick to Meng Xiaotian in disappointment: "Then you give me 2 yuan, and I'll buy one on the street." ”
Meng Xiaotian stood up in surprise when she heard this: "What!2 yuan!I...."She looked at the stick in Li Yuankui's hand tangledly, and after struggling for a while, she still lost to herself: "Forget it, you can keep it." ”
Li Yuankui happily hugged the rolling pin: "Really, you are the best shopkeeper, I can make pastries for you from today, and you can see it." After saying that, he happily ran to the backyard kitchen.
Lu Tang covered his waist and walked over slowly. Meng Xiaotian looked at his embarrassed appearance, and her heart was a little complicated: "Lu Tang, come here." ”
Lu Tang was shocked and walked over honestly.
Meng Xiaotian stood up and helped Lu Ju sit down, and poured Lu Ju a glass of water: "Rest." ”
Lu Tang was slightly nervous, Meng Xiaotian's hand suddenly put on Lu Tang's shoulder, and he couldn't help but shake it a few times in fright.
Lu Tang: "Small... Xiao Tian, I beat and fought, what else do you want to do?"
Meng Xiaotian: "Hmph, in your heart, I'm a Hedong lion, right?" You've worked hard all morning, and I want to give you a massage too. Meng Xiaotian pinched Lu Tang's shoulder unfamiliarly, but because Meng Xiaotian gave a massage for the first time, she didn't have a light hand, so after a stormy love massage, Lu Tangerine fell on the table.
On one side of the table is Lu Zijing, who is satisfied, and on the other side is Lu Tang, who has no love.
Lu Tang's tears slowly slid down, and he whispered on the table with his head weak, "I'm dying." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Why are you crying?"
Lu Tang: "I'm so touched, it's the first time someone has been so good to me. ”
Meng Xiaotian smiled: "The mouth is so sweet, I'll give you a massage tonight." ”
Lu Tang looked panicked, but he felt that the bones in his whole body were falling apart, and he had no way to refute it, so he could only close his eyes and laugh and cry.
Mink Yu was greedy: "I sprinkle dog food at noon, I really can't stand the two of you." ”
Mink Yu stood up and was about to leave, but after a few steps, he suddenly smelled a pungent breath: "What is so sour?"
Meng Xiaotian sniffed: "Yuankui, did you knock over the vinegar?"
Li Yuankui's voice came from the kitchen: "No, I'm still wondering if the vinegar outside you are spilled over, and the acid is like this, eh." ”
Meng Xiaotian smelled the smell and looked, at this time, there was a sound and shadow secretly looking inside outside the door of the hot pot restaurant, and the smell of vinegar was emanating from him.
Meng Xiaotian: "Wei Zhongxian!?"