Chapter 3 Start with Habits

Tonight's hell hot pot restaurant is just as deserted again, and no one has come since Jade Girl and Lu Tangerine. Sorry, it's never been again.

Lu Tang and Li Yuankui were sitting in the lobby, and Li Yuankui was holding an elbow and gnawing heavily. Lu Tang looked at him blankly, Li Yuankui ate for a while, and slowly put it down: "Can you not stare at me, I'm nervous." ”

Lu Tang: "You... Hungry?"

Li Yuankui: "I'm hungry, I haven't eaten for a day, and I'm emaciated." ”

Lu Tang looked at his fat body, and then asked, "But you're a ghost!"

Li Yuankui was not convinced, threw his elbow into the bowl, clapped his hands and stood up, and crossed his hands on his waist: "Hey! I found out that you are racist, don't you look down on ghosts!"

Lu Tang hurriedly shook his hand and explained: "No, no, you misunderstood, I'm just curious." I've always thought of ghosts as a desireless thing, oh no, no, it's not a thing. ”

Li Yuankui: "Phew, you're not a thing." Ghosts also have seven emotions and six desires, and ghosts also have love and fear. You're just racist!"

Lu Zijing walked in with a broom: "What's the matter? I can hear you guys talking here in the backyard!"

Li Yuankui pointed to Lu Tang: "He discriminates against me! No, he discriminates against us! No, he discriminates against us and himself! He looks down on ghosts and rejects us from the depths of his soul, he is a wicked racist." ”

Lu Tang was aggrieved: "I didn't." Are you ghosts so sensitive?"

Li Yuankui: "Look at you, what am I talking about, his words are full of rejection and contempt. Zijing, do you want to cut him with me?"

Lu Zijing: "Okay, I'm idle anyway." ”

The two of them walked towards Lu Tang with a wicked smile, and Lu Tang leaned nervously against the table: "Hey, hey, hey, can you listen to me explain first, don't." ”

At this time, on the second floor, Meng Xiaotian and Mink Yuyu were rummaging through the cabinet for Lu Tang's bedding.

"Eh, this fabric is good, this color is good, wow, this pattern is good, I want this, and this, and that!" said Mink Yu as he happily rummaged.

Meng Xiaotian: "Wow, are you going to mummify yourself when you take so much?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "I'm worried that Lu Tang will catch a cold when he sleeps, so I'll get him a few more beds." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Please, this is hell, with floor heating all year round." You take so much, he is not cold to death and you are hot to death. ”

Mink Yu smiled greedily: "Hmph, that's right, my sister just wants to use my passion and love to heat him to death." After saying that, he hugged the quilt and turned around and ran out.

Meng Xiaotian: "Eh, you..." watched Mink Yu run out with a dozen quilts in his arms, and shook his head helplessly.

Downstairs, Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing surrounded Lu Tang, and the two of them moved their muscles and planned to show their skills to teach Lu Tang a lesson.

Lu Tang: "Hey, hey, hey, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth!"

Li Yuankui smiled: "I'm not a gentleman, so I'll do it!" After speaking, Li Yuankui raised his hand and looked like he was going to hit someone.

Lu Tang: "Brother Zijing, a polite and decent person like you is a gentleman at first glance, you can't break the rules." ”

Lu Zijing put his hands behind his back, thought about it and nodded, and turned around to leave: "That's right." ”

Lu Tang exhaled and thought to himself, "Hehe, get one, I'm really a genius." Now I just need to find another excuse to convince Li Yuankui not to beat me. ”

Lu Zijing suddenly walked back again: "Although I can't do anything to you, then I'll bite you." ”

Lu Tang looked at him with wide eyes: "What! Hey, don't mess around, or I'm going to scream." ”

Li Yuankui smiled evilly and licked the sauce on the side of his mouth: "You scream, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you!" The two approached Lu Tang with a wicked smile.

Just as Lu Tang was about to be ravaged by them, a loud shout came from the second floor: "Stop!"

Mink Yu stood on the stairs with more than a dozen quilts in his arms, and looked at the two of them viciously: "While the old lady is away, you are secretly bullying my Lu Tang again, right?"

Lu Zijing hurriedly explained: "No, I'm just... Let's have fun."

Mink Yu was gluttonous: "Play with your size!" Before Lu Zijing finished speaking, Mink Yu was gluttonous and smashed the quilt down, Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing hurriedly dodged and dodged to the side. But Lu Tang was not so lucky, more than a dozen bed covers fell down like a mudslide, and before Lu Tang could shout: "Ah." And the whole man was buried.

Mink Yu looked at the hill of bedding in embarrassment, motionless.

Lu Zijing pointed at Mink Yu greedily: "Hey, shrew!

Mink Yu was greedy: "Who let you dodge, I plan to smash you." ”

Li Yuankui interrupted the two: "What are you arguing about, hurry up and go in to save people!"

The three of them immediately rushed to the top of the hill and dug down to find the buried deer orange.

In the dark and stuffy bed, one hand suddenly stretched out, hurriedly exploring the surroundings, and at this time another thick hand also stretched out, and the two hands were flustered in the darkness and stuffiness. Luckily, soon the two hands touched each other, and they only held each other. The thick hand began to pull hard, and through the gap, the owner of the thick hand saw a familiar body emerge from under the heavy cover.

The thick hand only grasped the body, not letting him sink. He shouted loudly, "Brother Dei, I caught you, do you want to hold on and hear?"

The body slowly made a weak voice: "I... I can't do it, you just let it go, don't... Leave me alone. ”

An anxious voice came from above: "No, you can't sleep! Catch me, I'll pull you up!"

The body whispered: "You go quickly! Your hands are already wet, and if you continue like this, none of us will be able to escape." Promise me to go on and forgive me, okay?"

A crying voice came from above: "Brother Dei, you have to go all the way." ”

At this time, another sentence suddenly came from below: "Is it bad to hear the signal?" I said forgive me, okay?"

Above: "Oh! I forgive you." As soon as he finished speaking, the body below began to swing in an attempt to get rid of the thick hand, and an urgent cry was felt from above: "No. Brother Dei, don't. ”

Soon, the thick hand felt the body slip and fell into the abyss of the bedding. He was anxious to scratch in the dark, but he didn't catch anything.

"No!" a cry of hysterical grief echoed above.

"Hey, have you two had enough!" Mink Yu greedily pulled out Lu Tang from the bottom, and looked at Li Yuankui above the cover and Lu Zijing below with disgust. That's right, they played the moving, moving, and heart-wrenching annual aphrodisiac farewell drama just now.

Li Yuankui smiled: "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it just now." ”

Lu Zijing crawled out: "How is it! Is the acting good?"

Li Yuankui: "You acted so well, the shaking of your body was just right, fully expressing the reluctance and despair at that time." ”

Lu Zijing: "You acted well, I felt the stubbornness of fate in your hands." ”

Li Yuankui: "You acted well!"

Lu Zijing: "No, no, no, you play better." ”

"Cough!" Mink Yu coughed vigorously, Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing closed their voices, silently lowered their heads, and walked in front of Lu Tang like two children who confessed their mistakes: "I'm sorry!"

Lu Tang collapsed to the ground, Mink Yu greedily hugged Lu Tang, Lu Tang gasped: "It's okay." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Who said it doesn't matter, one month from today, Lu Tang's clothes and pants will be washed by the two of you." ”

Lu Tang hurriedly sat up and shook his hand: "Ah, no, no, I'll just come by myself." ”

Mink Yu gluttonously pressed Lu Tang's head on himself and leaned against him: "I rescued the person, so from now on, my clothes will also be handed over to you in the next month." ”

Li Yuankui lowered his head and hurriedly agreed: "Eh, yes, okay!"

Lu Zijing: "What's good, what's good! Why should we let us wash your clothes! It's still a month, I object, I protest!"

Mink Yu stared at Lu Zijing viciously: "Two months!"

Lu Zijing: "What! ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Three months!"

Lu Zijing helplessly pointed at Mink Yu and said, "Woman, your name is greedy." Let's go. Lu Zijing pulled Li Yuankui to the backyard.

Mink Yu greedy: "Heh, man. ”

Lu Tang's face turned red because his head was pressed tightly against his chest: "Sister Yuyu, I've recovered, you.... Let me go, it's not good to rely on you like this. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "No! You can see that your face is still red, which means that you need to rest more." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked down and looked at the messy lobby: "What are you doing here?"

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, help me!"

Meng Xiaotian: "Mink Yu is greedy, don't let him go quickly." ”

Mink Yu gluttonously hugged Lu Tang tightly, and looked coquettish: "I don't, I won't, I won't let go in my life." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Mink Yu is greedy, don't force me." ”

was threatened by Meng Xiaotian, and Mink Yu reluctantly let go of his hand. She stood up unhappily and walked to the second floor with a pout.

Lu Tang climbed to the edge of the table and sat down, his head on the table, and he looked weak: "Thank you for the shopkeeper's rescue." ”

Meng Xiaotian came over and sat down: "I see that you also know the situation in the store, the financial mink Yu is greedy, the cook Li Yuankui, and the miscellaneous Lu Zijing." You're here to run the hall in the future, have you heard of the running hall?"

Lu Tang nodded: "I haven't heard of it, I know the lobby manager!,

Meng Xiaotian: "One meaning." ”

Lu Tang: "But I won't! I'm a screenwriter." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "No, you can't learn." Serving tea, sending water, welcoming guests, serving food, collecting dishes, and placing tables and chairs, which of these is not better than being a waste screenwriter. ”

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, screenwriter is not equal to waste, what about this screenwriter...."

Meng Xiaotian said quickly: "Are you famous? What are your masterpieces? What are the characteristics of your drama style? Can your works touch the audience's tears or laughter? Have you won awards? Have you participated in film and television festivals?"

Lu Tang heard the confusion and looked at her blankly.

Meng Xiaotian: "It's not early, pack up and go to bed, we have to continue to open tomorrow, and this soup has to continue to boil." After speaking, Meng Xiaotian got up and walked to the stairs, and Lu Tang chased after him.

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, where do I sleep?"

Meng Xiaotian turned around and looked: "You just sleep in the lobby." ”

Lu Tang was not convinced, and crossed his hands on his hips: "Isn't there a room above?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Above is the room between Mink Yu and me, do you want to live with Mink Yuyu?"

Hearing Meng Xiaotian say this, Lu Tang immediately replied to the fastest, most brainy, and most serious sentence in his life: "The manly husband said that it is good, I will sleep in the lobby, thank you, good night!"

After Lu Cheng watched Meng Xiaotian go upstairs to rest, he looked at the messy lobby and couldn't help but smile.

He walked slowly to the door, took a deep breath, and raised his head to stare blankly at the clear starry sky and the moon: "Hey, hell is no different from earth. ”

He stood up and clasped his hands, looked at the sign of "Hell Hot Pot Restaurant" and said to himself: "No, hell is indeed different from the world. ”

Lu Tang finally survived the first day of his ghost life.

Life is always full of surprises, and when you think that one thing is like this, it will always catch you off guard in a different way. Just like people often say that ghosts are a terrible thing, maybe it's just because ghosts live simpler and purer than people. No wonder it is said that people always talk about ghosts on Valentine's Day to deceive people, and on Qingming Day, they talk about people to deceive ghosts. So, live simply, because the simpler you are, the easier it is for you to find happiness.