Chapter 116: The Day of Joy!
Li Weimin's words stirred up a thousand waves in my heart.
I originally said that just to scare Chen Jun fiercely. But now it can be seen from Li Weimin's meaning that he really wants me to kill Chen Jun.
This......
I understand very well what it means to kill Chen Jun.
This will be a great disaster for me.
At this time, Li Weimin walked out of the box, and I closed the door with the trend, still maintaining the ruthless attitude just now.
"Jiang Cheng, you really treat yourself as a thing......" Zhu Yu was also ruthless at this time, gritted his teeth and said, "If you dare to try, I will kill your whole family." ”
I sneered: "It's a big deal, we are dead, anyway, you are not ready to make my family better, so why can't I be cruel to you?"
"Don't say anything. ”
At this moment, Zhong Yuansheng suddenly spoke. He frowned and thought for a while, then sighed and said, "Zhu Yu, you still don't make trouble tomorrow." You can only disgust Zhang Xiang for a while, when there are so many people at the wedding scene, is it possible that you still dare to kill him? I think Zhang Xiang's attitude is really daring to do it now. ”
Zhu Yu hurriedly said: "But ......"
"Don't be it......" At this time, Chen Jun also stood up and sighed, "Bear with tomorrow, it won't have any effect on you." You're guts, young man, and I remember you. ”
After that, Chen Jun also opened the door and walked out. Zhu Yu saw that his umbrella said so, so he could only look at me with resentment, and hurriedly went out to chase Chen Jun.
I turned around and said to Zhong Yuansheng, "Mr. Zhong, I'll go first." ”
He nodded, and I walked out of the café with Li Dayuan and the others. Li Dayuan sighed and said softly, "I've offended Jun Chen." ”
"Get in the car and say. I said in a deep voice.
They all hummed, and after getting into the car, I lit a cigarette and said in a deep voice: "There is a troublesome matter, my godfather wants me to kill Chen Jun." ”
"What!?"
Their faces changed drastically, and Li Dayuan hurriedly said, "Brother Zhang, you have to think about it carefully." What does killing Chen Jun mean, you should know, right?"
"So what can we do?" I asked rhetorically.
Li Dayuan was speechless for a while, then he sighed and said softly: "Sure enough, what should come will always come, when will you do it?"
I whispered, "I'll talk about it when I get married, and you guys will help me figure it out." Okay, come with me to dress up the wedding car, I don't think I can sleep tonight. ”
"Getting married is very busy...... Li Dayuan nodded, "Let's go." ”
Wang Tianyi drove the car and took us to the car dealership. Many of the wedding cars this time are rented, after all, marriage still has to be a bit pompous. Actually, Gu Mengjia and I are not interested in getting married with too much pomp, but I hope that her family will be a little more satisfied with me after seeing the wedding.
A few of us seniors spent the night dressing up in these wedding cars. I could have asked someone else to do it, but I don't think outsiders would be so careful.
By the time we drove to the car wash to get dressed up, the sky was already slightly bright. The workers of the car wash were tired enough, saying that they had never taken such a tired order. I thanked each of them with a red envelope and started contacting the driver.
In the morning, we have to drive to the woman's house for a snack and then take the bride to the hotel. I asked Li Dayuan to be in charge of driving, and then I, Qin Zhong and Wang Tianyi, I changed into suits in the car, and went to a barber shop to blow my hair.
After we dressed up in a dignified manner, Li Dayuan said with resentment: "Looking at the appearance of you dogs, if I am the best man, I will definitely be better than you." ”
I touched Li Dayuan's bald head and said with emotion: "If you are the best man, I'm afraid you will frighten the guests." ”
Li Dayuan snorted and asked me who was responsible for receiving guests, and I said that Yujie would do it well.
Then, I sat in the car and kept talking on the phone, and I learned that the plane was about to take off. By the time we pick up Gu Mengjia in the dormitory, her family should already be inside.
So I hurriedly went to bring the people from the wedding company with me, and a photographer sat next to me, who was in charge of recording the wedding.
"Groom......" I was smoking a cigarette in the car, and the photographer suddenly said to me, "Tell me how you feel about the day." ”
I scratched the back of my head a little embarrassed, and then said to the camera: "Today is my someone's big day." I'm very happy because I'm married to a flower girl. In a moment I'm going to go to the Flower Girl and snatch her home and let her give me a bunch of children and form a soccer team. ”
"Brother Zhang, you are serious...... Li Dayuan said helplessly, "Otherwise, when I look back on it in the future, Mengjia will have to be angry." ”
I thought about it too, so I said seriously: "I'm very happy today because I can finally marry the woman I love." ”
Wang Tianyi and the others were so amused that they couldn't hold back their laughter, and I was so embarrassed that I only smoked and didn't speak.
We spared for a while, and when the time was about right, we drove to the dormitory.
As soon as I walked into the alley around the corner of the dormitory, there was a banging sound all of a sudden. It turned out that Dahu and Chen Xiaoyu were setting off fireworks here, and at the same time, a group of Dahu's younger brothers released more than a dozen fireworks one after another.
Suddenly, the sound of firecrackers rang out. A group of people came to me to ask for red envelopes, and I quickly sent a red envelope to each of them, and they smiled and said to me about the wedding joy.
Neighbors came out to see the excitement, and people gathered around the wedding car to sigh and take out their mobile phones to take pictures. I patted the tiger on the shoulder and said in a deep voice, "Don't let the child wipe the boogers on it." ”
Dahu nodded and said, "Don't worry." ”
When the firecrackers were over, our groom group walked into the dormitory.
When she came in, Gu Mengjia's parents took the dim sum and brought us a bowl of noodles.
After I ate it in a hurry, I was anxious to see Gu Mengjia. So I took a few brothers to Gu Mengjia's door, knocked on the door and said anxiously, "Open the door." ”
"Handsome groom......" Zhang Xiaoxin's voice suddenly came from inside the door, "A beautiful bride likes wise men, you need to answer the questions correctly to enter this door." If you answer incorrectly, you have to compensate with a red envelope. ”
"Huh?
I hurriedly asked, "What's the problem?"
Zhang Xiaoxin said in the room: "First question, when does the moon glow purple?"
Ha!?
Can the moon still glow purple?
I hurriedly looked at a few people around me, and everyone shook their heads and said they didn't know. So I took out my mobile phone to check Baidu, but I couldn't find the answer.
In desperation, I had to say, "Okay, I can't guess." ”
"Well, you need to stuff eight red envelopes in. ”
I reluctantly asked Li Dayuan to bring red envelopes and stuffed eight red envelopes through the crack in the door.
After a while, Zhou Lan inside suddenly shouted: "Damn, why is it all one dollar!?"
I hurriedly said, "I don't know, it's Li Dayuan's." Tell me what the answer is. ”
"Don't worry, the second question ......," Zhang Xiaoxin said again, "when will the sun dim?"
I thought for a moment and said, "At night." ”
"No, it's just the sun running to the other side of the earth. ”
I cheekily said, "That's under the pressure of my daughter-in-law's beauty." ”
"Don't play tricks, it's useless. If you don't know, you can stuff sixteen red envelopes, and you are not allowed to have one dollar again!"
I had no choice but to stuff sixteen more red envelopes into it.
Inside was immediately satisfied: "Very good, the third question...... You have six apples to give to 1,375 children, how can you divide them equally? If you don't know, stuff 32 red envelopes. ”
I stuffed the red envelope into it angrily and said angrily, "This question is so difficult, what is the answer?"
"The answer...... We don't know either, giggle......"
There was a series of silver bells of laughter from within, and I was dumbfounded.
This...... It's obviously a red envelope!
I said helplessly: "Okay, now that the red envelopes have been given, you can open the door, right?"
"Wait a minute, you have to read the marriage declaration aloud and emotionally. ”
At this time, Zhou Lan suddenly screamed, and then a piece of paper was stuffed out of the crack of the door.
I picked up the paper and saw the contents of it and felt helpless. But they said that if they didn't read it, they wouldn't open the door, so I had to read it aloud: "I swear that after marriage, the financial power will be managed by my wife, and everything will be centered on my wife......"
"Fuck me!"
Li Dayuan hurriedly snatched my letter and exclaimed, "Brother Zhang, you can't admit it! If you read this, what can you do after you get married!"
"Okay, if you don't read it, you won't read it......" Zhou Lan snorted, "It's a big deal, we won't open the door." ”
I stuck it on the door and prayed, "Open the door, it's time to go to the hotel......"
"You won't open it until you're done. ”
I said helplessly, "What should I do?"
Li Dayuan tidied up his bald head in a chic manner, and said to Wang Tianyi: "Bang!"
I was overjoyed, why did I forget Wang Tianyi?
"Good!"
Wang Tianyi snorted and slammed the door. I heard a bang, and the door was slammed open. The bride group inside looked at us stupidly, and Ye Jiajia said angrily: "What are you doing!
Wang Tianyi glanced at Ye Jiajia and said in astonishment: "You are really good in a wedding dress." ”
Ye Jiajia blushed suddenly, and then hummed: "Don't look around!"
I bypassed the bridesmaid group and looked at Gu Mengjia, only to see her sitting on the bed in a wedding dress with a blushing face. This made me stunned, because Gu Mengjia really looked good in a wedding dress.
Zhou Lan poked my head and quipped, "What are you doing, I saw my daughter-in-law look like Zhu Bajie." ”
Everyone was amused, and I scratched the back of my head in embarrassment, as the groomsmen went out to prepare the car. And I stretched out my hand, grabbed Gu Mengjia's wedding dress and pulled it up, and said seriously: "** It's all exposed, it's not good." ”
"You turtle, what are you talking about...... Zhou Lan hurriedly said, "The wedding dress is like this!
I said solemnly: "No, no, no, this ** is too obvious." With so many men, I can't let them stare at my daughter-in-law. ”
Zhang Xiaoxin said angrily: "Neurotic, you, are you neurotic, are you crazy! The wedding dress can only be worn a few times in your life, you still pull it up, hurry up and take the bride out!"
I picked up Gu Mengjia aggrievedly, but I couldn't help but secretly grab her collar and lift it up. At this time, Gu Mengjia patted my hand and said helplessly: "Let me tell you, it is very difficult to wear this dress, if you tear it off, how long will it take to wear it again?"
I innocently said, "I just think, you don't need to wear such a sexy dress when you get married, right? Now these wedding dresses are really, can't you make a high-necked wedding dress? It's better to cover your neck tightly." ”
"Everyone is like this......" Gu Mengjia collapsed, "I said don't just care about **, okay?
"Knot!"
At this time, I hugged Gu Mengjia completely, and I probably felt that my right hand was smooth for a while. I hurriedly put Gu Mengjia down, and said in disbelief: "Oh my God! This back is almost exposed, how can you dress like this and go out to meet people?"
"I said Zhang Xiang, are you annoying......" Zhou Lan scolded, "This is already the most conservative wedding dress in the wedding dress shop, how can you find so many faults." If you dare to talk nonsense again, I want you to look good!"
I was aggrieved for a while, so I had to take Gu Mengjia and go outside.
After hugging Gu Mengjia into the wedding car, the convoy began to set off firecrackers again at this time. The audience was lively, and the photographer also sat in the co-pilot of the wedding car. He pointed the camera at us and said with a smile, "May I ask the bride, how are you feeling now?"
Gu Mengjiapi said with a smile: "I'm in a little bad mood now, and I even want to be angry, because the groom was picky about my wedding dress just now." ”
The photographer was stunned: "What happened to the wedding dress in our shop?"
"It turned out to be from your shop......," I said excitedly, "Don't you see how revealing this wedding dress is? If your boss doesn't want to live anymore, let him explain to me!"
The photographer said helplessly: "Mr. Zhang, wedding dresses are like this." At that time, the bride had been in our shop for a long time, which was already the most conservative. At that time, many girls secretly gossiped, saying that wearing such a wedding dress to get married, it was simply a grievance, okay?"
I was annoyed and said, "The person who designed the wedding dress is definitely a pervert!"
Wang Tianyi laughed, and then slowly started the wedding car. I took Gu Mengjia's hand and said softly: "Yujie has already picked up guests at the hotel, there will be firecrackers when you get off the bus in a while, don't be scared." ”
Gu Mengjia said softly no, and at this time, Li Dayuan walked to the side of the wedding car. He followed the wedding car and knocked on my window.
I rolled down the window and asked what was wrong.
He leaned close to my ear and whispered, "The convoy wants red envelopes." ”
I frowned and said, "Didn't you give it?"
"They said it would be more ......auspicious to give it twice," Li Dayuan said in a low voice, "We didn't bring so many red envelopes, but it seems that they have to stop if they can't get the red envelopes, which is obviously a disguised robbery." ”
I hummed, then smiled at Gu Mengjia, turned my head and whispered with a smile: "Let the brothers tear off all the drivers and beat them up, and throw them into the nightclub and lock them." Then tie up the owner of the car dealership to the nightclub, how many drivers ask for red envelopes, break off a few fingers of him, and if the fingers are not enough, he will toe. ”
Li Dayuan smiled and said okay, and hurriedly went down to order the errand. After a while, there was a shouting and noise from the convoy behind us. Gu Mengjia was puzzled and wanted to turn around to see what the situation was, so I hugged her in my arms and said gently, "Wife, you are so beautiful today." ”
"What's the quarrel outside?" Gu Mengjia frowned, "We get married today, you can't beat people." ”
I smiled and said, "No, it's just that Da Yuan told me just now that this group of team drivers turned out to be hangovers, it turned out that they received a big order yesterday, and the boss invited them to drink." If not, I'll let the brothers go on top first, so as not to make mistakes. ”
Gu Mengjia suddenly realized and complained: "I really have no professional ethics, and I have to drive the next day and get a hangover." ”
I laughed and said, "Some people are like that. ”
After a while, the wedding cars followed us, and they couldn't do it.
When we arrived at the door of the hotel, Gu Mengjia and I got down from the main wedding car, and a bunch of firecrackers exploded outside. After we walked into the hotel, Gu Mengjia followed the bridesmaid group to touch up the makeup, and we were receiving guests.
Yujie complained to me, saying that after standing here for so long, his feet were about to break. I comforted him with a smile and said that I would give him a big red envelope when it was over.
Many of the guests here are people I don't know, and the key point is that there are also my relatives. I can't help but sigh that I don't usually know how big a person's family is, mainly depends on how many tables he can set up at home when he gets married.
"Brother Zhang. ”
At this moment, Li Dayuan suddenly walked to my side and whispered, "Chi Yaxin is here, driving a police car." ”
Chi Yaxin?
I was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said, "Why did he come over, we shouldn't have moved for the past few days." ”
"I don't know, let's go check it out. Li Dayuan said.
I hummed and followed Li Dayuan to the road outside the hotel. Sure enough, Chi Yaxin was standing there with a few policemen.
He saw me and said with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, the newlyweds are happy." ”
I frowned and said, "What are you doing here?"
Suddenly, I saw a policeman next to me taking pictures with his mobile phone, so I quickly yelled angrily and walked over and snatched his mobile phone.
I opened the album and found that there were some photos inside, but the people in the photos couldn't appear here. I frowned, put the phone in my pocket, and said coldly, "How much is the phone?"
The policeman was stunned for a moment, and said in a deep voice, "Give it back to me." ”
I irritated myself and took out my wallet, took out a few thousand yuan and threw it on the ground, and said coldly, "Is it enough?"
After that, I turned around and walked towards Chi Yaxin, gritted my teeth and said, "Today Lao Tzu got married, you still come here to make trouble, right?"
Chi Yaxin said calmly: "We didn't make a fuss, we just looked at the situation when we passed by." Mr. Zhang, please return the phone to my colleague, otherwise we have the right to arrest you. ”
"What the fuck ......"
I took out my phone and slammed it to the ground!
"Bang!"
The phone was smashed suddenly, and I stepped on it a few times at the same time, gritting my teeth and saying, "You have colleagues and comrades, right?"
Chi Yaxin frowned and said, "What?"
"I'm telling you, don't think I'm joking......" I gritted my teeth, "if you dare to mess with me today, then there will be deaths in your team, and more than one person." Whoever dares to disturb my family, I don't care about losing both, you just have to give it a try!"