"Hahahaha!"

"Hehehehehe!"

"You're chasing me. ”

"Transform into Ultrafast!"

"Trash, look at my bald head. ”

Lu Zijing, Li Yuankui and Lu Tang sat in the lobby, reminiscing about the happy times of Children's Day in the past, they sighed happily, and then looked at the group of children around them. They sat neatly in the hell hot pot restaurant, no one was running, and no one was fighting. You think it's scary, it's dark, right, but they're actually playing on their phones.

I don't know when it started, and the fun of children changed from playing games, chasing and fighting, and role-playing duels to fighting and killing in games. The girls invited to compare who had good clothes in "Miracle Is Not Warm", and the more cheerful girls grabbed the boy and asked them to take her to team up to eat chicken.

Lu Zijing looked at them and shook his head and sighed: "Hey, look at their decadent appearance, look at me, I can memorize Tang poems at the age of 3, memorize Song poetry at the age of 4, and read the Four Books and Five Classics at the age of 5, which is great." ”

Li Yuankui: "Cut, so I became a waste." At that time, I traveled every day, climbed trees and picked fruits, went down to the river to catch fish, hunted in winter, and caught birds in summer. ”

Lu Zijing: "Oh, that's why I became a fat man." ”

Li Yuankui: "Lu Zijing, you are very naughty today." ”

Lu Zijing: "Of course, today is Children's Day, so I'm very happy." Eh, where did Lu Tang die!"

Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing searched privately and saw him in a group of children, this guy also lowered his head and played with his mobile phone intently, shouting while playing: "I have a level 8 head here, give me some bullets, there is a level 20 bag here!"

Li Yuankui pointed at him with disgust: "Look at it, I'm still so naïve when I'm old, and I'm still playing games." ”

Lu Zijing: "Hey, the degenerate generation, I think back then, I could memorize Tang poems at the age of 3, and I ...... at the age of 4"

Li Yuankui: "Okay, okay, shut up." I'll go and prepare the next meal, and I'll eat in a while, you and Lu Tang put the dishes and chopsticks away. ”

The two of them came behind Lu Tang, ready to give him a few slaps at once, they nodded resolutely and bent down to look.

Meng Xiaotian came out of the backyard sweating profusely: "The soup is ready, are your dishes ready?"

I saw Lu Tang, Lu Zijing, and Li Yuankui sitting in everything, playing with their mobile phones intently.

Lu Zijing: "Look at me slapping you to death with a stainless steel pot." ”

Li Yuankui: "Why are I full of shotguns here, who wants it." ”

Lu Tang: "I want, I don't have anything, a place of pants, give it to me." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked over angrily, pulling the ears of the three people one after another. But they didn't react, and they stood up and still fought with all their heart!

Lu Tang: "There is someone in front, no, there is a ghost in front, hit him." ”

Li Yuankui: "Where is it? Eh, who beat me!"

Lu Zijing: "I'm dying, come to save me, come to save me." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked to the back of the counter and pulled the plug of the ifi, and in an instant the hell hot pot restaurant was filled with children's screams.

The children ran around in panic as if the end of the world was coming, some of them hiding, some of them crying. And Lu Zijing, Li Yuankui, and Lu Tang, the three second goods, also stood in the middle and scolded while searching for mobile phone signals.

Meng Xiaotian couldn't stand such a noisy and disorderly scene, so she had to connect the plug of the ifi again, and the hell hot pot restaurant was quiet in an instant, and the children sat down on the spot, sniffing and concentrating on playing with their mobile phones.

Meng Xiaotian went to collect the mobile phones of Li Yuankui, Lu Zijing and Lu Tang: "I will know that I will play and play, and all my wages will be deducted." ”

The three of them looked at each other helplessly.

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, we're not actually playing, we're taking care of the children." ”

Lv Zijing: "That is, we are learning how to better communicate and communicate with children, which is conducive to serving customers and establishing our brand image." ”

Li Yuankui: "Well, you look at the hot pot restaurant called Gutter Lao in the city center, why the business is so good is because they pay attention to service." I made the guests happy, and I want to come at any time in the future. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Go to work quickly, otherwise don't want to take the phone back." ”

Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui hurriedly explained: "The shopkeeper, the mobile phone is not ours." ’

Meng Xiaotian ignored anyone and walked to the backyard. Two teary-eyed, aggrieved children cried loudly.

Li Yuankui: "Don't cry, okay, uncle will make you something to eat!"

The children cried even more sadly, and they hugged each other, crying and talking.

Mimi: "Tiantian, they lost our phones. ”

Tian Tian: "Mimi, let's call the police, is this a robbery?"

Mimi nodded while crying: "Yes, more than 3,000 yuan can be filed, let's go." ”

When Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing heard this, they hurriedly ran to Tianmimi's side and squatted down to stop them.

Li Yuankui: "Why are your mobile phones so expensive, do you think this will work, let's eat first, and return the mobile phone to you after eating." ”

Tian Tian: "No, we can't eat without a mobile phone." ”

Lu Zijing: "I can't eat without a mobile phone?" Are you sick, it just so happens that my brother knows how to heal, can I help you see if it's okay?"

Mimi: "No, I just want my phone." Uncle, you pay me for my mobile phone, otherwise I will go to the police and sue you for child abduction, fraud and robbery. ”

Lu Zijing: "Are the children so arrogant now?!"

Li Yuankui: "What if we buy another one for you?"

Tiantian Mimi immediately put away her crying voice and said in unison: "Then we want the latest Yali XXL!"

Lu Tang: "Hey, hey, do you want to be shameless and robbed?!"

Li Yuankui scolded Lu Tang with contempt: "Lu Tang, why do you say this about people!"

Lu Zijing looked at him with contempt: "That's it, other people's children want a new mobile phone, how expensive it can be." ”

Lu Tang whispered a number in the ears of the two, and the two immediately stood up and looked at Tian Tianmi in surprise and scolded: "Do you want to be shameless and rob?"

Tian Tianmi deliberately said cutely: "We're just children, what can you do with us." ”

Tian Tian stood up with her hands on her hips and said menacingly: "Now I give you a choice, either buy us a mobile phone, or send you to see the police uncle!"

Lu Tang: "The bear child's combat power is really terrifying. ”

Li Yuankui whispered viciously: "Simply, don't do it twice." ”

Lu Zijing: "Yuan Kui, you have to be calm, we are a regular hot pot restaurant." ”

Li Yuankui: "What nonsense, I mean let Lu Tang go to the shopkeeper to get the phone back." ”

Lu Tang pointed to himself: "Why me." ”

Lu Zijing: "Aren't they all killed by you? If you don't play games, we won't watch it, we won't join if we don't watch it, we won't join the phone, we won't be taken away if we don't join the phone, and if the phone is not taken away, it won't..."

Lu Tang didn't say anything and walked away directly, Lu Zijing was unconvinced: "Eh, I haven't finished speaking, why are you leaving." Cut, no politeness. As soon as he turned around, he saw Li Yuankui, Tian Tian and Mi Mi covering their ears together and looking at Lu Zijing embarrassedly.

Li Yuankui: "Eh, I don't think the vegetables have been washed yet, I have to wash the vegetables." ”

The two children also pretended to go to the toilet and deliberately avoided Lu Zijing.

Mink Yu came in with a few large bags of things, panting and crawling on the table and shouting: "Shopkeeper! I'm back shopkeeper!"

Lu Zijing came over distressedly, poured a cup of tea for Mink Yu, and asked with concern: "Gluttony, where have you been? People have been looking for you all morning and want to kill you." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "It's not to blame the shopkeeper, it's Children's Day, it's a children's amnesia, a return to the innocence package, so many children come at once, I can't buy more food." ”

Lu Zijing sat beside her and looked at her with a smile: "I hate it, remember to call me next time, I can still help you share the burden." ”

Mink Yu smiled greedily: "As far as you can speak, what about them?"

Lu Zijing shook his head: "Hey, it's hard to say." ”

"Shopkeeper?" Lu Tang probed his brain and shouted outside the door of the soup room, no one responded inside, and Lu Tang quietly felt and lay on the wall.

"Shopkeeper?" still no one responded!

Lu Tang was not at ease, and continued to probe: "Meng Xiaotian, Xiao Tiantian, Sweetheart?" No one responded, and Lu Tang was finally not afraid. He walked in arrogantly and swaggeringly, looked at the huge soup spoon, walked over and said while touching: "Eh, stains, this female man, why is her strength so great, no wonder she can't get married, who dares to ask for it." ”

Lu Tang smiled before turning around, only to see Meng Xiaotian standing behind him with a gloomy face, Lu Tang smiled slightly: "Hallo!"

"Ah!" came the sound of Lu Tangerine killing a pig from the backyard, and Meng Xiaotian chased after him, chasing Lu Tang with a watermelon knife in his hand and slashing wildly.

Lu Zijing hurriedly went to stop Meng Xiaotian: "Shopkeeper, stop, stop quickly." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "You let go, I stewed this dead land orange today for everyone to make soup to drink!"

Lu Zijing: "Calm down! Calm down! There are so many children here, don't preach violence." ”

As soon as Meng Xiaotian heard about the child, she immediately put away the watermelon knife and hid behind her, pretending that nothing had happened with Lu Zijing and Lu Tang. But they thought too much, and the children were all playing with their mobile phones, and no one noticed the farce just now.

Meng Xiaotian raised the watermelon knife again, and chased Lu Tang with a hideous face, Lu Tang ran while shouting, crying loudly.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, I'm back! I'm back!"

Meng Xiaotian didn't pay attention to Mink Yu's greed at all, and chased Lu Tang wholeheartedly.

Lu Zijing looked at the two of them chasing and killed, and asked curiously: "It's too much, look at them, the pursuers and escapees are not serious at all, as if they are showing affection." ”

Mink Yu sat down unhappily: "Hmph, heavy color and light friend, I won't help her go out to buy anything anymore." Zijing, come and help me massage, and we will also show affection. ”

Lu Tang ran quickly, tears and snot flew behind him, Meng Xiaotian used a knife to block the flying "hidden weapon", looked disgusted, and suddenly stopped: "Don't chase, you old disgusting, hum." ”

At noon, the children sat quietly in front of the hot pot, and the hot pot kept coming out of the fragrance, but they didn't pay attention to the delicious taste in the pot at all. The plopping ingredients kept tumbling, but no one started to eat.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Eat! eat!"

The children didn't respond, just lowered their heads and played with their phones.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Hey! If I don't eat anymore, I'll beat people, I'm going to hit it very hard!"

The children still didn't react, which made Mink Yu very embarrassed.

Lu Zijing quietly pulled Mink Yu's greedy hand: "Look at me." He quickly ran to the counter and turned off the ifi, and for a moment the children were rejuvenated and noisy. But it didn't take long for the noisy lobby of the hot pot restaurant to become quiet, and the children noticed the food in front of them and began to eat the hot pot in large gulps.

Li Yuankui watched them eat hot pot and smiled happily: "Shopkeeper, I hope they will never play with their mobile phones again after eating your hot pot." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "What do you think, the role of my pot is to help them forget their anger and troubles." Nowadays, it is not easy for children, many people are single-parent families since childhood, and some are under the pressure of studying, getting up early and greedy for darkness, just to get a little score in the unnutritious exam, how worthless it is. I don't know when it started, and the level of grades has become the standard for judging a child's quality. ”

Lu Tang: "That is, in my time, many teachers liked students with good grades, and then despised us scumbags. The classmates are also very indifferent to each other, do their own exercises after class, do not want to share, and do not know how to live alone. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "So they can play whatever they like, although the mobile phone is not good, but it is their own social networking, and now that technology is changing with each passing day, who knows what will become of it in the future." Even after Lu Tang joined the company, we got an IFI in this old antique place. ”

Lu Zijing: "Hey, I think I memorized Tang poems at the age of 3, Song poetry at the age of 4, and ...... at the age of 5."

Everyone said in unison: "Shut up!"

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, I'll teach you how to surf the Internet when I have time, and show you what the new world is like." ”

Meng Xiaotian stretched comfortably: "Let's talk about it when I have time, now there are so many people who have soup to boil every day, and they are tired to death." ”

Lu Cheng couldn't help but hurriedly received: "I'll accompany you." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell into the embarrassment of being confused, and everyone looked at Meng Xiaotian and Lu Tang with charm.

Suddenly, Li Yuankui shouted: "Oh no!

Lu Zijing: "It's not the first time that the two of them have shown affection, don't you be so surprised." ”

Li Yuankui: "No, it's sweet and sweet." ”

Mink Yu gluttony: "Well, I also think that they have always been sweet. ”

Lu Tang scratched his head embarrassedly: "No, don't talk nonsense, I hate it, we have nothing to do with it." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "That's it, it's the same as that." ”

Lu Zijing also shouted in panic: "Sweet and sweet!

Meng Xiaotian: "Huh?"

Li Yuankui: "It's the two bear children who were taken away by you in the morning, one is called Tiantian and the other is called Mimi!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Then where did they go?"

Lu Zijing: "I don't know." ”

Lu Tang: "Hurry up and find it!"