Lu Tang shouted in surprise: "You want me to pretend that you are not too cold?"

Li Yuankui hurriedly looked left and right: "Shh, the voice is quieter." As for me, I am a delicate and sensitive boy, and I have no experience in falling in love, let alone rejecting a little girl. So I'll ask you to help me with this, okay?"

Lu Tang deliberately pretended to be stupid and said, "But... I... How can I pretend to be you, I don't know how to cosplay or anything like that. ”

Li Yuankui: "It's okay, I learned the disguise technique from Lu Zijing, I'll teach you." Li Yuankui happily rummaged through his drawer.

Lu Tang: "He teaches anyone how he sees him!"

Li Yuankui: "What?"

Lu Tang: "It's nothing, you continue." ”

Li Yuankui took out a fake mask and put it on Lu Tang's face, and then forcibly pressed Lu Tangerine to scribble, and soon Lu Tangerine became a fake Yuankui.

Li Yuankui looked at the fake Yuankui affectionately as if he saw his first love, and touched his face: "Eh, I've never seen a beautiful man like you." ”

Fake Yuan Aoi: "Aren't you a mature weird uncle full of masculine charm." ”

Li Yuankui smiled shyly: "Each has its own good looks." ”

"What are you two perverts doing?" Lu Zijing walked in with his butt covered and looked at the two of them depressedly.

Li Yuankui and Fake Yuankui were embarrassed for a while, Li Yuankui removed his hand from Fake Yuankui's face and smiled: "It's okay, it's just idle and boring." ”

Lu Zijing covered his buttocks: "I don't know which immoral thing sprinkled chili noodles in my underwear, could it be that I want to be your best man in a shower today." Eh, why are you still dressed like this, you wait for me to bring your groom's clothes. ”

Li Yuankui hurriedly blocked the door: "Don't don't, Zijing, I won't hide it from you, I don't want to get married." ”

Lu Zijing: "Why?"

Li Yuankui scratched her head shyly: "No... There's no money. You said that I am only a little bit a month, I don't have enough for myself, and now I still live in a room with you, if I get another daughter-in-law, where will I live?"

The shopkeeper said that if you live here first, she will quickly find someone to come to the backyard to build you a new house, after all, she didn't expect it to happen suddenly. ”

Li Yuankui: "Then what should you do?"

Lu Zijing: "I'll sleep in the lobby with Lu Tang, I'm angry and I'm a wild Taoist, I can sleep anywhere, I'm used to it." ”

Li Yuankui: "Forget it, I'm not ready." ”

Lu Zijing firmly grabbed Li Yuankui's shoulder: "Yuankui, now is not the time to escape, you are panicking, isn't that little girl panicking?"

Li Yuankui: "Yes, I understand, but the reason for liking someone is found after liking." I like both her and not her. ”

Lu Zijing pulled him to the table and sat down: "Listen, no matter what you do, when you want to give up, you might as well think about who is waiting for you at the end." No one is born brave and fearless, you must know that our first nature is to escape, but there will always be this thing in a lifetime that cannot be escaped. It's like inexplicable loneliness, or helpless forgetting, and hopeless liking. Sooner or later you'll turn into a middle-aged greasy man, so don't think about it, you won't be able to escape. ”

Li Yuankui: "You're right! I can't escape, and I don't want to escape." I can like another her, or I can like her! Thank you Zijing, I'll go and tell her now, I'm going to marry her!"

Li Yuankui was about to go out, but was hit by the fake Yuankui suddenly opening the door and hitting the door, the scene was exactly the same as Lu Zijing at that time.

Fake Yuan Aoi: "Wow, you're playing the door god." ”

Li Yuankui rubbed her red nose: "You are big, you get out of the way, I'm going to find her." ”

False Yuan Aoi: "She's gone." ”

Li Yuankui: "Gone!?why?"

Fake Yuankui: "Didn't you let me dump her?" So I just walked up to her and said I don't want to marry you, I don't want to marry you in this life or the next, you hurry up, don't think that I like you if I saved you." Not every girl has crystal shoes to wear, and not every encounter can live happily together. Alright,. ”

Li Yuankui: "You really said that?"

Fake Yuan Kui: "How's it, how is it, isn't it good, I also think this is the best breakup line I've ever written." ”

Li Yuankui: "Okay, you're hairy!" After speaking, Li Yuankui gave the fake Yuankui a heavy punch, and the fake Yuankui flew out of the door, and then only heard the shouting and beating outside the door. The first to join the team battle was Lu Lingyun, who held Fang Tian's halberd in her hand, and came to Fake Yuankui in a flash, scolded: "Scumbag!" and then kicked him away. Immediately afterwards, Mink Yu jumped out from behind, and a "backstab" version of the slap was placed on the head of the fake round Aoi, who covered his ears and was instantly deaf. In the end, Meng Xiaotian lifted the rolling pin and smashed it on the leg of the fake round sunflower, and the fake round sunflower instantly knelt on the ground, slowing down.

Lu Zijing hugged Li Yuankui who was holding a kitchen knife tightly in the house: "You calm down, it won't help if you chop him now." ”

Li Yuankui: "You let go of me!"

Lu Zijing: "I won't let go of anything, I won't go on an irrational impulse like you." ”

Li Yuankui said coldly: "Then what if I tell you that he is the one who sprinkled chili noodles in your underwear?"

Lu Zijing: "Shenma!" He threw Li Yuankui behind him hard, picked up the big stick on the bed and joined the team battle.

Lu Zijing stepped on the fake round sunflower fiercely, and smashed Langya Bang desperately on the fake round sunflower's buttocks: "Let you also taste the feeling of spicy chrysanthemums." After dozens of beatings, Lu Zijing lost the Langya list, snatched Lu Lingyun's Fang Tian painting halberd and stabbed it directly into the fake round kui's buttocks. False Yuan Aoi let out a scream that pierced the sky, and then fainted.

Li Yuankui ran out of the room and ran out of the hot pot restaurant in a panic, calling out that it was not too cold as he ran.

Lu Lingyun: "Did you see Li Yuankui just now?"

Mink Yu greedy: "Well, how did he run out of the room?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Then who is this?"

Lu Zijing ripped off the disguise of the fake round kui, and Lu Tang's face appeared in front of everyone.

Lu Zijing: "Stinky boy, dare to add chili noodles to my underwear, I can't kill you." ”

Lu Lingyun looked at Zijing and couldn't help laughing: "He really slain! ”

Lu Zijing squinted at Lu Lingyun: "Why do I think this matter has anything to do with you?"

Lu Lingyun put away her smile, and hurriedly pulled out the Fang Tian painting halberd inserted in Lu Tang's butt (at this time, Lu Tang's buttocks twitched a few times) and hurriedly escaped.

Lu Zijing picked up the mace and chased out: "Dead girl, you dare to play your grandfather!"

Mink Yu looked at Lu Tang, who had fainted: "Shopkeeper, what should I do?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Carry it back for treatment first, and then ask him about the ins and outs when he wakes up." ”

Li Yuankui searched for a whole day when it was not too cold, and the next morning Yuankui returned to the hot pot restaurant. He was covered in sweat and his face was exhausted.

Meng Xiaotian: "Yuan Kui, did you find it?"

Li Yuankui shook his head and looked lonely: "Shopkeeper, did you say she was kidnapped?"

Meng Xiaotian: "You think too much, people are embroidered clothes, and their skills are not under you." ”

Lu Tang staggered and ran in from the backyard, holding a black box in his hand: "Shopkeeper, your plaster is too godly, my ass instantly regained its luster and elasticity, and I will return it to you." ”

Meng Xiaotian looked at the box with disgust: "No need, you can keep it, I don't love to get hurt as much as you." ”

"Lu Tang,!" Li Yuankui rushed towards Lu Tang angrily. Lu Tang hurriedly ran, Li Yuankui chased to death, the two ran from the lobby to the backyard, and then ran from the backyard to the lobby, and then ran to the backyard, and then ran back to the lobby, and so on and over again.

Li Yuankui: "Stinky boy, you stop for me!"

Lu Tang: "There is a debtor and a debtor, obviously you asked me to help you say it, why are you blaming me now." ”

Li Yuankui: "I'm talking to you, don't talk back." ”

Lu Tang: "If you talk about it, you will talk about it." ”

Li Yuankui: "You ruined my good deeds on the first day, and I am now avenging the first day!"

Lu Tang: "I'm doing it for your own good." ”

"Lu Tang, I'm going to kill you!" Li Yuankui took out a kitchen knife casually, and was angry to cut Lu Tangerine, Lu Zijing and Mink Yu ran over and hugged Li Yuankui's chubby body when they heard the sound.

Lu Tang: "I didn't know you liked her, I.... I thought she was here to recognize her father. ”

Li Yuankui: "I recognize your size, let me go, let me chop him!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Yuan Kui, calm down, Lu Tang didn't mean it." ”

Lu Zijing: "That's it, what's more, that little girl is only 12 years old, it is impossible for you to be together." ”

Lu Zijing's words reached Li Yuankui's heart, he finally calmed down, and Lu Zijing hurriedly snatched the kitchen knife in his hand.

Li Yuankui sat down: "It's not a matter of age gap between me and her, it's ......"

"It's the person you like, not me. Standing at the door with teary eyes: "The reason why you treat me as her is because you have her in your heart." Who is she? Is that your wife?"

Li Yuankui: "She is no one, I have dreamed of her many times, and even we swapped bodies, that feeling... It's like I've been looking for her name since a previous life. ”

Lu Tang: "Stop! ”

Li Yuankui: "When I first met you, you were wearing clothes that were very similar to her, and I went up to help you out, but I didn't have time to take a good look at you." The second time I met you, your back was so similar to hers, but when you saw me, you fainted, and I could only carry you through the dark alley......"

Not too cold: "So you take me for her?"

Li Yuankui nodded. Lu Tang walked in front of not too cold: "I'm sorry, I pretended to be Yuan Kui to deceive you before, of course it was me after that, but the difference between before and after is ......"

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu greedily covered Lu Tang's mouth and dragged him back.

Lu Zijing: "Why do you talk so much." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "That's it, if you don't speak, you will die." ”

Not too cold and slowly walked in front of Li Yuankui: "Do you know why I asked you to hold me that night, it's not that I don't want to beat you, but after I found out that person was you, I wanted the two of them to be together, why did a third party appear." ”

Li Yuankui didn't speak, and lowered his head blankly.

Not too cold picked up Li Yuankui's hand and put it on his face: "Yuankui, have you ever liked me?"

Li Yuankui raised his head and looked at the tear-stained face that was not too cold.