The clouds filled the earth for more than four days, and in the morning, God finally cleared the clouds and saw the bright sun, and the autumn sun fell on the earth again.

Fresh vegetables, meats, fruits and seafood are fresher in the morning, which is the first peak of the day.

At the seafood market, the bosses greeted the customers with their families and men in high spirits, and the sounds of selling and bargaining came and went:

"Boss, how do you sell red fish? Sixty-one pounds, why is it so expensive?"

"It's still expensive, I can sell it for a hundred yuan two days ago!"

"What's the price of clams? Ten dollars a catty? Isn't it usually ten dollars and three catties? What about oysters? What is the price? Forget it, buy some sea rainbows." ”

"This fish is almost flavorful, and it is still twenty-one pounds? ”

The boss of a stall is packing up the money in the cash box, there have been thieves in the market recently, several peers have been stolen from the cash box, the big guy has learned a lesson, and now he has a big ticket and quickly put it away.

He squatted at the stall and collected the money, and counted the money well, well, very good, business is good today, everyone has come out to visit the market after the rain has stopped.

But why is there no guy to put down the money? Could it be that everyone uses Alipay or WeChat to pay the bill? He scratched his head, and had nothing to do, so he had to count the money in his hand again.

As a result, he counted the money three times, but no new tickets were delivered, which was abnormal.

He looked up and saw that everything was normal, a group of old men, old ladies and women crowded into the stall to watch the seafood and ask for the price, as usual.

But he looked at it for a while, and felt that it was abnormal, so let's take the woman in front of him as an example:

The woman picked up a crab and looked at it: "Boss, how much is this crab?"

The guy glanced at it: "Sixty-one catties, two hundred yuan and three and a half catties." ”

The woman hurriedly put down the crab: "Ah, it's too expensive, I can earn 2,000 yuan a month, and I can earn 35 catties of crabs with this month's salary?"

The guy laughed: "It's all at this price." ”

The woman also smiled and began to bargain: "It's cheaper, can you sell it for fifty-one catties?"

The guy snorted: "Don't even think about it, it sold for one hundred and one catties two days ago." ”

The woman made a protracted battle look: "Fifty-one pounds, boss, you also have fifty-one pounds to earn, small profits but quick turnover, right?"

The guy was categorical: "Fifty-one catties is not good, fifty-five catties, this is the lowest price." ”

The woman frowned and gasped: "Fifty-five is too expensive, I can't afford to eat, fifty-one catties." ”

The guy waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay, I'm really afraid of you, fifty-one pounds, how many pounds?"

The woman hesitated for a moment: "Fifty-one catties is too expensive, is forty-one catties okay?"

Dude dumbfounded.

According to the rules of the market, bargaining means to buy, and the two parties negotiate with the transaction price, and the other party cannot bid after the floor price of one party.

However, some women and the elderly are greedy for cheapness, and from time to time they will break the rules, which is barely normal, but an old man next to him is very abnormal:

The old man pointed to the mackerel: "How can this fish be sold?"

Man: "One hundred and one for the big one, ninety for the medium, eighty for the small one." ”

The old man pointed to the little yellow croaker: "How can you sell this fish?"

Man: "Ninety-one pounds." ”

The old man pointed to the big yellow croaker again: "How can this fish be sold?"

Man: "Eighty-one pounds." ”

The old man pointed to the golden pomfret again: "How can this fish be sold?"

Dude: "Do you want to buy it or not?"

The proprietress coughed: "Pay attention to the attitude!"

The guy was helpless: "If you want the big one to be small, the big one is one hundred and two, and the small one is one hundred." ”

The old man asked, then returned to his place and pointed to the mackerel: "How can this fish be sold?"

The boss's face suddenly became gloomy, and the proprietress said dissatisfiedly: "What's the matter with the old man? Is this Alzheimer's? ”

The old man ignored it, and continued to ask, tirelessly.

The boss swished and said, "Hmph, this is not Alzheimer's, this is looking for trouble." ”

More than 20 old men, old ladies and women gathered in front of his stall, and the people outside could not crowd in, so they had to bypass him and go to other stalls to buy fish.

And these people just ask for the price, and none of them pay for it.

The boss grabbed the fish-killing knife and stood up, and asked fiercely: ", have you found me in trouble......?"

"Ahem, do you want to beat us?" asked a dry old lady.

The woman next to her smiled: "My mother-in-law has an old lung disease, and she went to the hospital to treat people and said that it cost 200,000 yuan, but my family doesn't have this money, if you beat someone, then beat her, send her to the hospital, and solve the medical expenses." ”

The boss's face was as ugly as if someone had been splashed with.

A man like a black iron tower walked over with drooping eyelids, he stood next to the stall and didn't say anything, just hugged his arms with a calm face.

The boss looked up at the man's appearance, and his heart sank suddenly.

The other party came prepared, he was calculated!

In front of the stall are old men and old ladies, and they are trembling one by one, he knows that touching one is equivalent to recognizing a father, if he touches them all, then don't open a stall, go to open a nursing home.

The guys also knew about it, so when the boss gave them a look, they all thought they were blind and kept their heads down and didn't look at anything.

You don't want to have more than one daddy, we want to?

If you really let them do it, they don't dare, not only do they have to lose money, but they may also have to lose their lives, the big man in the black iron tower next to him is two meters tall and weighs two hundred kilograms, his fists are like casseroles, and he will be crippled at least if he smashes them on people, and he doesn't dare to provoke them.

The proprietress was anxious, and went up to point at them and scolded: "You old and old sluts with small arms, what are you doing here in my house......?

As soon as she opened her mouth, the referee fired the starting gun, and several women in the crowd immediately spoke:

"What are you talking about? You shameless man still dare to mumble here? Don't think we don't know what you've done, this is your first man? I've been married four times before, I've been married four times, I've been married to four men, and I've died four times, and this is the fifth?"

"Where is the crematorium, I'll send you there, can't you go with you as a man, you stinky thing like your mother, you have no face on the left, and thick skin on the right, if your father didn't give birth to eight crippled brothers for you at that time, you could be born again?"

"I can't find a crematorium, I'll draw a coffin for you on the ground, and you can lie in it with your man......"

"You can shut up, old girl, you have to fart and raise your head, farting to the sky can replenish the ozone layer, which is considered to contribute to our country's environmental protection......"

"What do you look at? I'm your mother, you look at me like this? Look at your bear-like appearance, no wonder you don't have children now, I'm your man, and I can't hang you at night!"

Ao Muyang took out his mobile phone to record in the back, this is really a classic, these old ladies in the village usually don't show up, this is a real person who doesn't show up.