"When I was young, I would be very strong, stepping on the heroes of the worlds, suppressing the gods of the heavens, defeating all the heroes, and it was difficult to resist for tens of thousands of years across the heavens and worlds. ”

Lao Zhao looked up at the sky slightly, smoking red plums as if he was full of emotion.

The choking cheap smoke filled the lungs, precipitated for a few seconds, and as the pungency gradually became hot, he slowly exhaled and sighed with satisfaction: "I will be really invincible!"

"But..."

He lowered his head, and under the slightly convex general's belly, the flip-flops worth 5 yuan shopping mall special were stepping on the face of the bull-headed demon king who was unconscious, with a blue nose and swollen face, and he couldn't even recognize his mother when he was beaten.

Lao Zhao took a deep breath of red plum again, savoring the pleasure of the scorching smoke passing through his throat and filling the lungs, and the hand holding the cigarette was trembling slightly: "You were still breastfeeding when I was, and now you have become a new generation of demon kings at the level of little fresh meat, and you dare to mock me here like a girl who only knows how to buy vegetables and cook?!"

One kick shattered the skull, the white, red, and black scattered, and the wailing soul was also swept away, and Lao Zhao flicked off the butt of the cigarette: "Learn from others to destroy the world at a young age?" Spit out the smoke ring and snort coldly: "It's really looking for death!"

"Dididi... Drip, drip... Drip, drip, drip..."

It was only three seconds after handsome, and the alarm clock of the mobile phone rang directly.

Lao Zhao suddenly hurriedly took out the magic machine Nokia that he had used for more than 10 years in his beach pants, looked at the time that had been set at 6:00 in the morning, and hurriedly opened the space and prepared to leave.

"That's right!" He seemed to think of something, teleported to the top of the world's highest sacred mountain, found the basket he had just put down when he arrived, and saw that the fresh celery and cabbage he had just bought in the vegetable market this morning were not lost in it, and he was also relieved: "I can drink the whole vegetable gnocchi soup this morning!"

"Uh... This..."Lao Zhao teleported back to the Domain of Annihilation in a direct decisive battle, looking at the Demon King of the World who had been shattered and completely died and turned into the prototype, a huge scalper with black hair.

"How can you say that it's also a little fresh meat, isn't it?"

Lao Zhao thought that the price of beef had risen again recently, so he hurriedly went over to look around like a thief, reached out and stuffed it into the basket after a few strokes: "Maybe it's good to eat braised beef noodles in the morning?"

Comforting himself, he quickly slipped away from the space, cough cough, the image of a middle-aged man is also very important!

Besides, it will be too late if you don't leave.

No way.

The wife and children are about to wake up.

According to the habit at home, the meal should be started on time at 7:00 after washing.

Then the eldest daughter who has just been admitted to the civil service will go out to take the bus to work in 30 minutes, and the youngest son who will face the college entrance examination in 15 minutes will ride a mountain bike to school, and even the daughter-in-law will have to step on it after another 15 minutes.

Well, that's right, Lao Zhao reluctantly found that his stupid daughter-in-law, who can paste with scrambled eggs, is actually ready to open a gourmet shop, ready to become the most popular and popular kind of Internet celebrity gourmet shop!

"It's crazy!"

Lao Zhao returned to the side of the unit building in the community in an instant.

turned the corner, but a smile appeared on his face, and he hurriedly bowed his head and said hello with the vegetable basket: "Fourth aunt, your old man is early, do you get up so early?"

"Uh-huh!" The fourth aunt was on crutches, and she was in good spirits when she was in her seventies: "It turned out to be Xiao Zhao, the old bones are not as good as you young people!" As he spoke, he leaned over, and his seemingly dim old eyes flashed no less than a kaleidoscope of writing wheels: "Ho, what about the beef you bought? I heard that the price has not been cheap recently!"

"Buy some and give it to your wife and children!" Lao Zhao still had a smile on his face: "How can I say that Xiaoying and Xiaosheng in the family are also growing up, and they are young, so they can't delay nutrition." ”

"Well, that's right! The fourth aunt showed a bright smile with a missing front tooth: "I just said that Xiao Zhao, you take care of the family, the wife and children are thoughtful, you see that child in my family, busy with this and that all day long, either to accompany the director to drink, or the manager's drinking bureau, every day back to two or three o'clock in the morning, this is not still asleep, not to mention getting up to buy vegetables and cooking, it is estimated that I finished buying vegetables and went home to cook porridge, and I may not have a sip when I get up!"

"Career is important, career is important. Lao Zhao's face showed an embarrassed and polite smile, and in the fourth aunt's unfinished expression, she hurriedly slipped home with a vegetable basket and went home.

As soon as he took out the key in his pocket and opened the door, a dark shadow pounced.

"Wang!

The Siberian two-hap dog in the family stood up directly, with thick paws on his chest, and the big tongue couldn't stop licking his mouth, that enthusiasm made Lao Zhao feel more eager than his own stupid daughter-in-law.

No, Lao Zhao reacted instantly, this idea is extremely wrong and terrifying!

"Woohoo!"

But soon the second ha was attracted by the taste in the vegetable basket.

It's like beating chicken blood, pushing Lao Zhao away, even jumping on the ground and looking at the vegetable basket, sniffing hard, and making a coquettish sound in his mouth, a pair of big eyes blinking and blinking at Lao Zhao throwing flattering eyes.

Lao Zhao felt that his own Erha was really about to become fine!

"Alas!"

Lao Zhao stretched out his hand and patted Erha's head, and said in a rather depressed tone: "Erha, the family has been tight on the mortgage recently, and it's okay for you to eat this bit of beef, but you have to know that what you eat is not beef, it is blood, tears and human life!!"

As he spoke, he pushed Erha's head away, and neatly went to the kitchen to put the food basket on a high place.

"Whew~"

Erha stared blankly at the vegetable basket on the high place and let out a slight wail.

As if crying, he lay at the kitchen door to prevent Lao Zhao from coming out, covering his head with his paws, but his eyes looked at him quietly, looking like you don't want me anymore if you have a dog outside.

“… Well, I'll just give you a small piece!" Lao Zhao finally sighed helplessly, reached out from the basket and cut the palm-sized slices of meat with air, about half a catty, but after thinking about it, he still cut a little strip of meat that was only three fingers wide from it, and threw it to Erha, who had already shaken his spirit and licked his tongue to stand up: "Erha, our family just bought a house, and there is a 12-year mortgage, you can have the heart to eat meat, but the landlord's family has no surplus grain!"

"Wang Wang~" glanced at Lao Zhao with disdain, and slipped into his own nest on the balcony of the living room with his tail in his hands with lightning speed, and from time to time he turned his head and squinted at Lao Zhao, looking like he was afraid that the same kind would snatch the meat in his mouth again.

"Vozhi?!" The corners of Lao Zhao's eyes twitched: "This dog thing is really incurable!" He foamed hard, turned around and carried the vegetable basket into the kitchen, tied his apron and began to pick up the meat and vegetables.

How can he say that he is also a big living person, can he see this Erha in general?

Lao Zhao washed the vegetables silently.

"Buy the cheapest dog food in the future!"