"This time I really walked the most beautiful passerby in my life, so what are you waiting for Thank you for the silence. This is a simple lyric, and it is also a process that must be experienced in love. Mink Yu didn't realize that a joke at the dinner table 2 days ago made Lu Zijing take it seriously. In the past 2 days, Lu Zijing has not come out, and Mink Yu has come to the door to coax him and still ignore him. A simple joke of "How is it possible, my person hasn't appeared yet" is so heavy for Lu Zijing.

Mink Yu was unhappy and settled the accounts behind the counter, scolding while calculating: "Dead Lu Zijing, I'm angry, does my aunt owe you anything in my last life, don't come out of the house for the rest of your life." ”

Meng Xiaotian fanned her fan and came to the counter: "Lu Zijing is still angry with you?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Live! This dead sissy can't do anything, so she will be angry." My aunt and grandmother have come to the door twice to deliver food and apologize, but this guy has no response, as if he is dead inside. The more Mink Yu spoke, the more angry he became, and he quickly and vigorously fiddled with the abacus.

Meng Xiaotian hurriedly snatched the abacus and hugged it: "Light, you will have to spend money to buy it when it will be broken." ”

Mink Yutao looked at Meng Xiaotian coldly, Meng Xiaotian had no choice but to put the abacus back, and Mink Yuyu continued to play with the abacus quickly and vigorously.

Meng Xiaotian: "Is it the wrong way for you to apologize? Lu Zijing is such a knowledgeable person, he shouldn't be angry for so long." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "You don't know the shopkeeper, the most annoying thing in the world is not flies, but these readers." If you know a few words, you will be full of integrity, and your family and country will be righteous, but in fact, you will die of selfishness. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "You can't say that, how did you apologize?"

Mink Yu was a little weak-hearted, and scratched the back of his head: "Just... Apologize normally. ”

Memories: Mink Yuyu came to Lu Zijing's door for the first time with food and knocked on the door: "Lu Zijing, guess who came to bring you food?" There was no response from inside the door, and Mink Yuyu immediately changed his face and slapped the door hard: "Lu Zijing, my aunt and grandmother are personally bringing you food, open the door quickly, and welcome the holy driver!" There was no reaction in the door, and Mink Yu was greedy: "Hey, don't be ashamed of your face, okay, don't eat it, feeding pigs is better than feeding you." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Your brain is also poisonous, you know that Lu Zijing is angry, and you still talk like this, isn't this pouring soy sauce on the fire." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Okay, even if... The first time I was wrong, but the second time he deleted my new one. ”

Memories: Mink Yu walked to the door with the food and knocked: "Lu Zijing, you come out and let's have a good talk, people who are hundreds of years old are still so naïve." ”

In the house, Lu Zijing hid on the bed alone with a quilt on his head, and Li Yuankui sat on the table eating peanuts.

Li Yuankui: "Hey, hey, that's good, Rushuang is going to marry me next year, eh, do you say we will go to the seventeenth or eighteenth floor for our honeymoon? I heard that the thirteenth floor of hell dug a new magma hot spring world, slid down the slope of more than 30 meters into the magma, and came out to ensure that only the skeleton remained, you said should I take Rushuang to try." ”

Li Yuankui was fantasizing beautifully, and felt a murderous aura coming from beside him, this was a kind of contempt and indifference in the eyes of killing, and this murderous aura came from Lu Zijing's quilt. Lu Zijing glared at Li Yuankui, looking like you owed me 5 yuan last year and didn't pay it back.

Li Yuankui: "Look at what I'm doing, Mink Yu is hungry at the door, shouldn't you have a good chat with her." ”

Lu Zijing lifted the quilt angrily and sat up: "Hmph, I don't have anything to talk to her, she actually said that feeding pigs is better than feeding me at noon!"

Li Yuankui couldn't help laughing: "Hmph, hum, don't say it's true, pigs can still eat when they are fat, what can you do when you are fat?"

Lu Zijing turned his head angrily: "I made friends carelessly!

Li Yuankui: "Okay, okay, you and Mink Yu have been together for a long time, and it's only been a few days before you make a fuss like this, how will you live in the next few hundred or thousands of years." ”

Lu Zijing: "She loves how to live, anyway, I'm not the person she is looking for." ”

Li Yuankui: "You don't understand a woman's heart too much, that's if she deliberately flirts with you, you have to listen to a woman's words in reverse, the more she says that you are not important, but in fact, you are already in her heart." What's more, in order to save him, you burned like a monkey during that time, you are not the right person, who is?"

Lu Zijing was a little soft-hearted by Li Yuankui's persuasion, and walked to the door to open the door and stopped again: "You said that she is willing to accept me now, is it because of that incident that makes her feel guilty? If she waits for the right person to appear one day, can we still go on?"

Li Yuankui: "What do you mean?"

Lu Zijing: "Instead of taking such a risk, it is better to break it now, as the saying goes, long pain is better than short pain!"

Lu Zijing opened the door, Mink Yu heard his words, she snorted, and handed the food to Lu Zijing: "Hurry up and eat." With that, he immediately turned around and walked away.

Lu Zijing wanted to stop him, but he didn't know why he couldn't open his mouth, so he could only stand there and watch Mink Yu walk out of the backyard.

Meng Xiaotian fanned her fan angrily when she heard Mink Yu's gluttony, and the wind became stronger and stronger, so she almost flew her hair sideways: "How can Lu Zijing be like this, you wait, I'll help you teach him a lesson." ”

Mink Yu grabbed Meng Xiaotian's hand: "There's no need for the shopkeeper, maybe Lu Zijing is right, he saved me regardless of himself, and I owe him." Let him be whatever he wants. Meng Xiaotian saw that Mink Yu was sad, and she was holding back her tears.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, go get busy, I still have a lot of accounts to settle." ”

Meng Xiaotian nodded and left, walked to the table and sat down, and poured a cup of tea.

Lu Tang came in from the backyard, holding a hot pot in his hand to serve the guests to the pot: "Guest officer, please use it slowly, I wish you a happy meal, forget it, if you need to call me, and remember to go to the counter to pay the bill." ”

Guest: "Got it, why is it more verbose than my mother." ”

Lu Tang smiled and saw Meng Xiaotian sitting there sadly, and hurriedly asked, "Xiaotian, you... Are you alright?"

Meng Xiaotian couldn't help but complain when she looked at Lu Tang: "It's all your fault for putting forward the right person theory, now it's okay, Mink Yu and Lu Zijing have an emotional crisis, and you will be responsible for this." ”

Lu Tang's eyes widened: "Isn't it, I'm going to lie down with this kind of gun?"

Meng Xiaotian: "If you say too much, you will lose, since you said it, you have to be responsible!"

Lu Cheng pretended to be old and shook his head and sighed: "Young people now, what the hell is going on with the two of them, a little joke can break up?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Shut up! They are a crisis of trust, Lu Zijing suspected that Mink Yuyu was with her because he was ashamed, and Mink Yuyu also began to suspect that Lu Zijing didn't like him enough, and he didn't like him enough. ”

Lu Tang thought for a while: "Xiao Tian, if this is the case, it is useless for us to rely on persuasion, if we want two people to trust each other and confirm their feelings, we have to create incidents, which is one of the rules of screenwriters." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Please speak human." ”

Lu Tang: "Aren't they suspicious of each other, then we will create a dangerous situation for Mink Yu and let her save Lu Zijing, which can not only return the love, but also stimulate the love between the two." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, what are you going to do?"

Lu Tang whispered to Meng Xiaotian, Meng Xiaotian screamed in surprise, attracting the attention of the diners.

Meng Xiaotian: "It's rude, everyone, please continue to eat hot pot." Meng Xiaotian pulled Lu Tang to the back of the stairs, and quietly glanced at Mink Yuyu, who was settling accounts.

Meng Xiaotian asked Lu Tang in a low voice: "You have a poisonous brain, kidnap Lu Zijing!"

Lu Tang: "This is the fastest and best way at the moment, Li Yuankui and I kidnapped Lu Zijing, and then threatened Mink Yu as a kidnapper, and finally we deliberately exposed our location, and when she came to save Lu Zijing, we made a false fire to create an atmosphere." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Then try it." But you have to be careful not to be self-defeating. ”

Lu Tang: "Don't worry, this drama with me is absolutely wonderful, and if it can be filmed, it will definitely be the best short film award next year." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, okay, I fell in love with a fly, but there is no grassland at home." ”

In the afternoon, Lu Tang and Li Yuankui met in the backyard, and the two changed into night clothes, Li Yuankui's poison was more mellow and greedy against the backdrop of the tights, and Lu Tang kept staring at his protruding oil belly.

Li Yuankui: "Look at your size! Lu Zijing is inside, let's go in." ”

Lu Tang grabbed Li Yuankui and threw a black and transparent thing to Li Yuankui.

Li Yuankui: "What is this?"

Lu Tang: "Stockings!"

When Li Yuankui heard this, he threw it away with disgust and shyness as if he had got his belly pocket: "Why do you give me this thing, ah, it's too embarrassing." ”

Lu Tang: "Nonsense, kidnapping doesn't take a hood and ties a fart." ”

Li Yuankui: "Then do you have anything else? At this time, the sound of Lu Zijing walking to the door and opening the door came from inside the door.

Lu Tang: "I don't have time, I'll just use it." ”

The two of them hurriedly put on their stockings, only to realize that they had forgotten to cut them in the middle!

Lu Zijing opened the door and exclaimed: "Wow! ”

Lu Tang and Li Yuankui looked at each other and nodded, and one punch hit Lu Zijing in the face, and Lu Zijing fell to the ground in front of his eyes.

In the evening, Meng Xiaotian, Lu Lingyun and Mink Yutao sat in the lobby, and Mink Yutao and Lu Lingyun looked anxious.

Lu Lingyun: "Shopkeeper, why did my grandfather suddenly disappear?"

Meng Xiaotian: "How do I know, I also heard from Lu Tang and Li Yuankui, don't you send them out to find someone." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, you said that Lu Zijing shouldn't have an accident, right?"

Meng Xiaotian saw that Mink Yu was gluttonous about Lu Zijing's concern and nervousness, and secretly rejoiced in her heart: "No! Lu Zijing has always been knowledgeable and reasonable, and he will not offend people." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Then where did he go?"

At this time, in a factory in the suburbs, Lu Zijing slowly opened his two panda eyes.

Lu Tang took the hood and quietly asked, "Are we shooting too hard?"

Li Yuankui: "To be real in acting, this is the basic quality of an actor." ”

Lu Tang looked at Li Yuankui in surprise, and the two still came to Lu Zijing with the stockings they forgot to cut.

Lu Zijing: "Who are you, what do you want to do?"

Li Yuankui: "Can't you see it? We call it kidnapping! Write a letter to ask your daughter-in-law to send money!"

Lu Zijing was about to speak, when he saw Li Yuankui's big oily belly in the subtle light, and asked curiously: "Sister kidnapper, you dare to come out and learn to kidnap with such a big belly, there is a mine at home." ”

When Li Yuankui heard this, he angrily wanted to beat Lu Zijing: "I...."Lu Tang hurriedly stopped: "Don't open the topic, prepare to write a letter." ”

Lu Zijing smiled: "I'm sorry, I have no money, let alone a daughter-in-law." ”

Li Yuankui: "Fart, that mink...."

Lu Tang was afraid of being exposed, so he hurriedly interrupted Li Yuankui's words: "That mink coat, antique calligraphy and painting can also be used." ”

Lu Zijing: "It's great." ”

Lu Tang: "Then what do you have?"

Lu Zijing: "One is sad, one is cheap, take it." ”

Li Yuankui: "You are not usually so literary, what's wrong today?"

Lu Zijing: "Oh? So you usually know me?"

Li Yuankui was a little flustered: "No... No.. I don't know. ”

Lu Tang hurriedly added: "Nonsense, why kidnap you if I don't know you, we know that you don't have money, but your shopkeeper has money." ”

Lu Zijing: "I want to fight the idea of the shopkeeper, unless I am broken into ten thousand pieces!"

Li Yuankui: "Bah, this is a healthy book, how can it be so good to you." ”

Lu Zijing: "That... I can't help it. ”

Lu Tang: "I heard that there is a stunning beauty in the hell hot pot restaurant, called Diao Yu Yu, she is the descendant of Diao Chan, this woman is beautiful and fragrant, and her figure.... Stature.... I'm running out of words, help me think about it. ”

Li Yuankui complained in a low voice: "Are you embarrassed, you still came to ask me, but I remember that there is a word called rich bean curd and fat pufferfish." ”

Lu Zijing: "Vulgar, uneducated." Let me evaluate it, Yu Gluttony, waist as thin as willow branches, jade arms as soft as boneless, a pair of white jade like frost. can be described as the most beautiful person in the world, no matter through thousands of lifetimes, he is also the only person in my heart. Unfortunately, I'm not one of her expectations. ”

Lu Tang: "Do you know it in your own heart, let's go, let's write a threatening letter." Lu Tang Li Yuankui walked out of the warehouse.

Li Yuankui: "What should I do now?"

Lu Tang: "Just follow the plan, let's write a threatening letter first, fold it into a paper airplane and fly into the store for a while, and then we pretend that we didn't find anyone to go back, and then you and I found a clue to the address behind the letter, and guided Mink Yu to come hungry, and when she went in to save people, we fanned the flames outside and locked the door." When they were talking to each other, we slammed the door open and pretended to be them. ”

Li Yuankui took 3D glasses with relish, watched Lu Tang tell the plan, and couldn't help but take out a bucket of popcorn and eat it.

Lu Tang looked back and saw Li Yuankui's appearance and was stunned: "Where did the popcorn come from?"

Li Yuankui: "I just picked it up on the side of the road." ”

Lu Tang knocked down the popcorn in Li Yuankui's hand in disgust, and the two left.

In the hell hot pot restaurant, Mink Yuyu stood up and slapped the table and stood up: "No, it's not a way to sit down, I have a hunch that tells me that something must have happened to Lu Zijing, I'll go out to find him." ”

Lu Lingyun picked up Fang Tian's painting halberd: "And me." ”

After the two finished speaking, they ran out, Meng Xiaotian wanted to keep the two, but there was no chance to speak at all.

As soon as Mink Yuyu and Lu Lingyun left, black and white impermanence walked in with a smile.

Black impermanence: "Shopkeeper Meng, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Bai Wuchang: "We just came back from a business trip and brought you some Luciphaana souvenirs, eh? Why are you the only one?" ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Ah, they...."

"Eh Black Impermanence clutched the back of his head, clutching a paper airplane tightly in his hand. The plane reads: Please turn on.

Black and white impermanence put down the specialty, opened it curiously, and shouted in horror: "Kidnapping!"

Meng Xiaotian covered her face and sighed without knowing how to explain: "This will be over." ”