Chapter 64: Songkran
Ye Mang stroked his wet hair, looked at the top of his head a little sneeringly, and shouted: "Wife, can you pay attention to it next time you splash water, there are people down there, fortunately it's cold water, if it's hot water, I can think that you are murdering your husband, I'll be angry!"
And the white condensation upstairs was gritted by Ye Mang's words, and he couldn't wait to get a basin of hot water to splash it now.
It's obviously you guy who is talking about going to the city center to teach people to pick up girls or something, and it's still hand-in-hand!
In other words, Ye Mang will go to talk to those women in order to teach Lu Zheng the skills of picking up girls.
Come to think of it. Bai Ningshuang couldn't sit still, and directly poured a basin of cold water on it, who knew that this guy actually blamed himself with a reasonable face!
"Brother Ye, let's not go. Pickle girl or something, forget it. Lu Zheng's voice came from downstairs.
Bai Ningshuang nodded with a small mouth, secretly thinking in her heart that Ye Mang's little brother was quite smart.
"Why?" Ye Mang asked, "Tell you." If you miss this time, your eldest brother and I won't have demonstrated it in person. ”
When Bai Ningshuang heard Ye Mang's words, it was a black line on his face, did this thing really regard himself as a love saint?
"Brother Ye, can't you see that your sister-in-law is jealous now, now you should go up and coax your sister-in-law!" Lu Zheng suddenly whispered, but Bai Ningshuang still heard this.
Bai Ningshuang's face turned red, and she was about to run to the window to shout that she was not jealous, but no matter how she thought about it, she felt like a thief shouting to catch a thief, so she was silent.
"Yes, it's true that you reminded you, your sister-in-law's vinegar jar is very shallow, and it will overflow after pretending, I'll coax you. Ye Mang said in a deep voice, and then his voice stopped abruptly.
Bai Ningshuang's heart jumped, wondering if Ye Mang should really run up, right?
After a while, there was a sound of footsteps at the door, and with the sound of footsteps, Bai Ningshuang's heart also jumped and jumped, and he couldn't calm down.
"Wife, husband, I'm here, open the door and let me in. There was a knock on the door, and then Ye Mang's voice also came, but Bai Ningshuang's face was already dark at this time.
Ye Mang's voice continued to sound: "Wife, if you don't open the door, I'll take you by default, I'll go ......"
Click!
Bai Ningshuang finally couldn't sit still, so she came directly to the door of the room and opened the door, grabbed Ye Mang's collar standing in front of Bai Ruoxi's door, dragged him back to the room, and then closed the door heavily.
"Huh, what's the matter, wife, why are you in the little ......" Ye Mang touched his head and said with a grin, and then saw the window behind Bai Ningshuang, and he realized it, and hurriedly said haha: "Oops." I actually got the wrong wife, your room...... It's all because you and my sister-in-law look too similar, I confessed my mistake for a while. ”
Bai Ningshuang looked at Ye Mang coldly, did not speak, and looked like "I'm not happy, you can do it".
Ye Mang looked at Bai Ningshuang's appearance, his eyes quickly turned, and said, "Wife, you see that my memory always forgets to forget that, in case I forget to get mixed up again, let's start living together from today!"
Bai Ningshuang was stunned for a moment, watching Ye Mang's face turn redder and redder, and said shyly: "You, you...... What do you say, the same...... Cohabitation is impossible, you will ...... for the rest of your life Don't even think about it!"
Bai Ningshuang became nervous and shy, and spoke with a stammer, this sentence took her half a minute to finish, and some words were not clear.
Ye Mang said, "No." Wife, listen to me, you see that your husband and I often confuse your room with your sister-in-law, if you live together, it will take a long time. Naturally, there will be no more confusion, which can not only promote the promotion of feelings, but also no longer be confused, killing two birds with one stone. How nice. ”
"What a head! you must be thinking about something dirty there, so I won't let you succeed!" Bai Ningshuang said with a snort that turned her face away.
"Yes...... Ye Mang suddenly said in a low mood, as aggrieved as he looked, "I just want to sleep in the same room with your wife." Isn't that okay?"
When Bai Ningshuang saw Ye Mang's appearance, she couldn't bear it in her heart, gritted her teeth, thought about it and said, "Okay." But you can only sleep on the floor, not on my bed! If you don't agree, then don't talk about it. ”
"Why don't you agree, I can finally sleep in the same room with your wife. The total score room slept much better!" Ye Mang suddenly raised his head and looked at Bai Ningshuang and said with a smile.
Seeing Ye Mang's smiling appearance, Bai Ningshuang suddenly felt as if he had been deceived......
"You deliberately pretended to be pitiful and deceived me?" Bai Ningshuang snorted.
"No, I was really wronged just now, wife, I really don't have any dirty thoughts. It's just that I just want to have sex with my wife. Ye Mang shook his head and said, then looked at Bai Ningshuang, and said in a panic: "Wife, are you planning to regret it?"
"......" Bai Ningshuang looked at Ye Mang's appearance, and swallowed back the words on his lips. Putting aside his face and saying, "Don't worry, I don't regret what I said, but you have to prepare and clean up this mattress or something, I won't clean it up for you." ”
"Okay!No problem!" Ye Mang quickly showed a grin. Give the white cream a feeling that it was just pretended.
Bai Ningshuang simply ignored him, she was afraid that she would be angry with Ye Mang again.
"Okay, then it's decided, I'll go down and continue to call my little brother, wife, you can go busily." Ye Mang said, and the person had already flipped downstairs from the window.
Bai Ningshuang frowned, and stretched out his hand to close the window, but Ye Mang's voice came in at this time: "See." Just now, your eldest brother and my comical operation directly got your sister-in-law done, and now your eldest brother and I have officially upgraded from the same room to the same room, and it won't be long before we can share the same bed!"
Hear this triumphant voice. Bai Ningshuang's hand was about to close the window, and he silently got up and went into the bathroom, and then stood by the window again with half a bucket of water, looking at Ye Mang standing below. Splash straight down.
Burst!
With the sound of water splashing, Ye Mang was splashed again, and this time he directly turned into a soup chicken, and his clothes were soaked and stuck to him. A little pectoralis can be faintly seen.
"It looks like your sister-in-law is still jealous, hey, this vinegar jar is difficult to repair. Ye Mang covered his forehead and sighed.
Lu Zheng said: "Brother Ye, I feel ...... Sister-in-law, this is angry...... You've got to go up and coax ......."
Burst!
Another stream of water splashed down, and it hit Ye Mang again......
"Lu Zheng, you don't understand, your sister-in-law is shy. Ye Mang wiped the water from his eyes, corrected Lu Zheng and said, and then shouted upwards: "Also, wife, why did you splash me just now? I didn't say what I said just now, you splash my little brother!"
Boom!
I saw a red plastic bucket thrown down from the upstairs window, directly hitting Ye Mang......
"Lu Zheng. Remember, don't look for this kind of one in the future, it's hard to navigate. Ye Mang said with a dry cough.
Lu Zheng hurriedly said, "Brother Ye, don't talk about it." Again...... , Brother Ye is not good, sister-in-law, she seems to be about to jump off!!"
"Ye Mang, if you say it again, go back to my room!" Bai Ningshuang stood by the window and yelled at Ye Mang, and then closed the window and curtains heavily......
"Lu Zheng, do you know my hard work, big brother?" Ye Mang said on Lu Zheng's shoulder.
"Understood, I won't say it, I'll continue to practice, Brother Ye, you can help me take a look. Lu Zheng nodded hurriedly and said, and then practiced martial arts there to continue to hone his skills.
And Han Yuxue also arrived at this time, driving a motorcycle to park outside the Bai family's courtyard.
"I'm sorry Mr. Ye, for keeping you waiting...... Mr. Ye, what's wrong with you, why are you wet?" Han Yuxue put down her helmet and greeted Ye Mang, but when she saw Ye Mang, she was stunned and couldn't help asking.
"It's nothing, it's just the custom of playing Songkran with my little brother just now, isn't this just over. Ye Mang said in a circle.
"Songkran Festival?" Han Yuxue frowned, then looked at Lu Zheng, and saw that Lu Zheng's body was also wet, but it was not as exaggerated as Ye Mang.
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