Chapter 778: Madness and Recovery
Chapter 778: Madness and Recovery
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The three commentators were so excited that they trembled.
Alex jumped up and spun around in a circle looking for someone to high-five: "Success! Success, success, success!"
Pig liver also jumped up and hugged Alex: "It worked! It really worked! It was too fierce!"
Lao Huang spread out on the chair, his eyes were straight, and his legs were weak: "He ...... What the hell, it scared the hell out of me...... Yes...... Succeeded......"
Alex finally remembered his commentary task, rushed back to the front of the notebook, and reached out to slam the table: "Classic! Absolutely classic! The last S point was taken by Jungle in such a crazy way! Now he is a golden eagle! He is a clouded leopard! He is a real beast! A king walking on a cliff!"
Pig liver: "Listen to his wild cry! This is the great conqueror showing his bravery and majesty!"
Lao Huang: "I can't do it anymore...... I'm going to die...... You talk first, I'll go to the toilet first......"
Pig liver: "Rely on ...... I also feel a little bit like peeing to tell you, and I drank a little too much chicken soup in the morning......"
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The next climb was thrilling, back on the line, and after the remaining two A-level difficulties were won, at half past six in the evening, Li Junge successfully reached the top and stood on the turning floor.
The number of visits to various websites has reached 10 million, and the drone rises high, circling around Tianxing Pavilion and the turn-over flat, photographing the strong and upright figure of Li Junge under the mountain wind.
The A line of the Hanging Sky Cliff, since Li Ermaozi, has finally been conquered again in such a thrilling way!
The Lijiagou Forum has gone crazy.
"Give everyone a good day, 112 has gone downstairs, and my heart finally hasn't jumped out of my throat, I think I can still save it......"
"Ouch, my pants are wet...... The last moment didn't hold back...... The two skins jumped, Lao Tzu felt that the whole person was loose, it turned out that incontinence was like this......"
"This cup is full of male hormones, Sister Fu, I'll do it first as a respect...... The second skin of this moment...... It's so attractive, that's the man of men......"
"Drink and drink together, this is the serious thing that the ditch master should do, and in the future, I will play with the broken bra and play with the sour and rotten things that fill in the lyrics, who will show it? This is the welfare of our female netizens!"
"Oh, I'm so angry, why can't you throw rockets in this Lijiagou live broadcast room? I want to throw rockets! I want to send Erpi to the sky!"
"That's not a monkey......"
"Don't insult my brother anymore! Erpi will be my brother from now on...... Hey, you photography enthusiasts are too inauthentic, aren't they? When Erpi got married, you knew how to shoot Ayin!
"You think too much upstairs, Erpi is from Sister Ayin, Si Xingzhun is from someone else's Qiu girl, and Xiaozhi is from Xu Damabang, but I heard that Santaiguan is extremely short of people, so it's just ......"
"Wait...... Why did a little Zhi get into ......?"
"Huh...... Hehe...... Hehehe...... You don't understand the realm of Sister Rot......"
"Don't be crooked, three S-level difficulties, three unbelievable methods, the ditch master is not playing cards according to the routine at all. Going up the cliff like Alex did yesterday is the right way for humans to open it, right?"
"Huh, do you expect the ditch master to play cards according to common sense? If the ditch master plays cards according to common sense, then it is not common sense!"
"I heard that the protection measures of the Hanging Sky Cliff are very good, well, didn't everyone want to try it?"
"The guts upstairs are fat enough! You dare to try this dish?"
"No, I just want the safety rope to hang me to the top of the mushroom, and then I take a few photos according to the shouting posture of the second skin, and it's so beautiful to think about it, and it's a comparison......"
"Ha, do you think Sister Ayin will agree? It's the land of the People's Rock Climbing Association, unless you can climb up like your husband, wash and sleep......"
"It's heart-piercing! Lao Tie, your four words 'other people's husband' really pierce your heart......"
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The safety rope was slowly put on the ground, Ah Yin's eyes were already watery, and as soon as Li Junge's feet touched the ground, he threw himself into Li Junge's arms: "Erpi ......"
Li Junge's adrenaline and male hormones in his body are seriously exceeded, and as soon as he was stimulated by this warm fragrant nephrite, his head suddenly fainted, and he kissed Ayin on his face and neck.
Ah Yin was also softened by Li Junge's wild breath, and completely forgot about refusal, just kept muttering: "Erpi, Erpi ......"
However, the loud whistles and strange shouts and applause around woke up the two, and Ah Yin hurriedly slapped Li Junge: "Don't make trouble!
Lao Kang Lao Fan smiled like an old hooligan: "Keep going, this is common on the streets of our country, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." ”
Li Junge also came to his senses, and picked his head: "See laugh, see laugh......"
Alex came up and hugged Li Junge and slammed it: "Wonderful! It's wonderful! This is definitely a scene that can be recorded in the history of rock climbing! The moment I jumped off the cliff, when I think about it, ah, heroic! Very heroic!"
Lao Huang, pig liver, Ah Liang gecko, and Lao Fan Lao Kang rushed up, grabbed the feet of the feet, grabbed the grippers, and then threw Li Junge into the sky: "Victory-victory-victory-"
This time it was successful, and there was no escape from a banquet, and the group did not pack up their things, so they rushed down the mountain on the raptor.
The nine bucket bowls were staggered, drinking a lot of wine and eating less vegetables, and after a while, he fell drunk to the ground.
When he woke up early in the morning, Li Junge found himself lying in his bedroom at home.
Ayin was naked, lying on her side, sleeping soundly under the covers.
When I turned my head, I found that the room was full of discarded clothes, shoes and socks, and Ayin's underwear was still hanging on the lamp on the bedside table.
Ah Yin also woke up, looked at Li Junge who woke up, habitually rubbed his nose against Li Junge's neck, smelled his breath, and whispered sweetly: "Erpi!"
Li Junge smiled and said, "I ......was so crazy last night?
Ah Yin whispered and laughed: "Isn't it that crazy! You were drunk last night, and you just helped you into the room...... I can't ask you for anything...... Tossing people until midnight......"
Li Junge was surprised: "Why is this all of a sudden? Ayin, did I hurt you? Come on, come on, I'll check it carefully......"
Ayina wrapped herself tightly in the quilt: "Go away, you still come, you were like an animal last night......"
Li Junge lay back on the bed, only feeling refreshed: "It's so comfortable, how do I feel like I'm right anywhere now?"
Ah Yin leaned on Li Junge's chest: "Why did you suddenly become like that yesterday?" From the moment you went up the cliff, I felt that you had changed as a person, all the way to ...... All the way up to ...... It's finally back to normal......"
Li Junge said: "The truth that I figured out the night before yesterday is that only by giving full play to the most primitive nature can we have the possibility of conquering the Hanging Sky Cliff." The way of the beast in the "Five Passages of Boxing Sutra" still has its special purpose in a special period...... When Li Ermaozi climbed the cliff, he was no longer a human, that is, a fierce beast. ”
Ah Yin thumped Li Junge: "You weren't a human being last night, you were also a fierce beast!"
Li Junge put his arm around Ayin and asked with concern: "Did I really hurt you?" I was completely out of control last night, I'm sorry Ayin ......"
Ayin softly hugged her neck: "Didn't hurt ......"
After speaking, he said with a smile: "Actually...... Actually...... It feels good......"
Then he was embarrassed and shrank his head to Li Junge's chest.
Li Junge stroked Ayin's smooth back and sighed: "So, women are a man's harbor, if it weren't for you, I don't know when I would be able to ...... back to normal."
Ayin said: "I'm still soft, you take me to the bath, you smoked me last night." ”
Li Junge laughed and said: "Actually, I'm also soft ...... now"
After being punched twice by Ah Yin, Li Junge laughed and carried Ah Yin into the bathroom.
The warm water washed over the two of them, Li Junge looked at the bruises on Ayin's body, and couldn't help but feel a little weak: "Does Ayin hurt? If my parents see this, it won't have to rip off my skin......"
Ayin smiled: "It's okay, now I wear a lot of cold clothes, be careful that some parents can't see it." ”
Li Junge was anxious: "I will have to do less about this in the future, this is fortunately nothing happened......
Ayin said: "You go out to meet your parents after washing, they were worried about you last night." ”
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When Li Junge came downstairs refreshed, he saw Uncle Orion and his father drinking tea in the pergola by the open dam, and they were lying on the ground.
When Uncle Orion saw His Excellency Li Jun coming, he looked up and down, and then he took a long breath: "Good boy, I watched the video of you climbing the cliff, it's really crazy!"
When my father saw Li Junge, he was not angry: "Such a big person still jumps up and down! Even if you climb to the sky, what if you still have to come down?"
Li Junge sat down and poured himself a cup of tea, and said with a smile: "Isn't this a whim, when I went, I was just thinking about cheering them up, and somehow I felt that I could go up, and I had to use that method to go up, so I went up." ”
Uncle Orion touched his head: "If Li Ermaozi also used your method back then...... How bold is that? It's amazing!"
Li Junge shook his head: "I'm afraid he would be happy if he died early, but God still wants him to live if he plays like this, he can't tell how to hate God in his heart!"
After speaking, he told Uncle Orion about the life of Li Ermao in the diary, and Uncle Orion couldn't help but sigh: "If it weren't for your fourth grandfather, I wouldn't have caused that trouble in Jiachuan, and in the end, it would have ended up like Li Ermaozi, alas, where can I tell the fate of this person......
My dad didn't know about this: "What's the matter? What happened to the fight at the water dock back then, and what happened to you?"
Uncle Orion waved his hand and smiled: "No, no, you see that now Lao Liu has married a daughter-in-law and has a baby, and he has run to Lijiagou twice in three days, and it has already passed." ”
Dad also laughed: "With your violent temperament, at that time, maybe it will be another Li Ermaozi!"
Uncle Orion was not convinced, and glanced at Li Junge with his eyes: "Hehe, how is your kid better than me? ”
Li Junge hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't don't, don't be, you seniors talk, juniors don't dare to get in." ”