Chapter 697: Teasing
"Words!"
It was Gu Heng and Yu Mian who came in a hurry. I didn't understand the situation for a while, and I only saw Su Mo standing alone.
"Brother Gu, wow-"
Su Mo looked sad and indignant, grabbed Gu Heng's sleeve, and exclaimed with trembling lips.
Gu Heng and Yu Mian glanced at each other, and their faces couldn't help but change slightly. The two of them were only late, and an unforeseen conflict had already occurred.
"What the hell is going on......? What did Elder Li Ge say?" Gu Heng was anxious in his heart, dragged Su Mo to the side, and asked in a low voice.
He ...... He, he, he ignored me. When Su Mo heard this, the aggrieved color on his face became more and more intense, and he gritted his teeth with grief and indignation.
"Well, don't be in a hurry, don't ....... what?" Gu Heng didn't react for a while, comforted him casually, and suddenly came back to his senses and screamed.
Wait, what the hell are you doing? What do you mean by ignoring you? What does it mean to ignore you?
"In front of the public, in full view of everyone, he just looked at me like that, and then turned around and left, without even saying a word, what is this, what is this!Ahhhhh......h
A certain teacher cursed angrily, looking excited, and spat scattered.
Gu Heng was stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched vigorously, and his eyes were out of focus. The fat man coughed lightly, looked up at the sky, and walked aside with his hands behind his back. Oops, the weather is so nice, cloudless ....... (a big cloud floating overhead...... )
Elder Yu Mian was originally nervous and followed aside, but when he heard this, the more he listened, the more his face turned blue, and in the end he was about to turn green. Trembling and pointing at the two, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he just stomped his foot in hatred, turned around and left.
I can't stay here any longer, and if I stay, the old man is afraid that his cerebral blood vessels will burst, so he will explain here.
"You...... The grief and grievance on your face is because of his ...... Uh, because Elder Li Ge didn't talk to you?" Brother Gu finally came back to his soul, still in disbelief.
"Ah, yes. That old guy is really not a thing, and he has no manners at all. Will you die if you say hello? Ignore me in front of so many people, how will I be mixed up in the future? Really, have all the books been read to dogs? Old horseman, it's just too deceitful!" Teacher Su obviously had a brain circuit that was not on the same channel as Brother Gu, and continued to scold through gritted teeth.
Gu Heng also began to tremble, his hands were held and released, released and clenched. The two eyes just stared at someone, as if they were about to breathe fire.
He is a pig, really, a pig! How can he be stupid to worry that this little bastard will suffer a loss? With the despicable and shameless nature of this thing, and the skin that is thicker than the city wall, who in this world can make him suffer a loss? In particular, if no one suffers his loss, he will burn incense and worship the Buddha, and thank his ancestors for accumulating virtue.
I'm so stupid, I'm really stupid. Gu Heng raised his head to the sky, sad and depressed, muttering with self-pity, seeing that he was about to turn into a shopkeeper.
"Hey, Brother Gu, Brother Xingji, are you listening to me?" someone who had been talking for a long time suddenly felt that no one was cheering him, so he shut up stupidly, and poked Brother Gu who was in a daze in displeasure.
Nowadays, why are they so disrespectful and unprofessional? The actor who plays the role of a big name and walks away, and this listener is not serious, and he listens to his speech so hard, and he is so distracted, which is really unusual.
Brother Xingji slapped his hand away and poked your uncle! Is Lao Tzu dough? Poke poke and poke, and then poke and believe it and bite you?!
Ahem, it's murderous!
Teacher Su's extraordinary keen sense was powerful again, and he decisively stopped and continued to die. His eyes rolled, and he put on a big smile on his face, rubbing his hands and saying, "Ha, okay, okay, let's not talk about that tasteless guy." Well, Brother Gu, that, what do you mean by this old thing? Why did he come here in the middle of the night to fan such a wing?"
For the unknown danger, Mr. Su almost subconsciously entered the mode of pretending to be crazy and stupid, so as to frantically turn his mind to think about the strangeness inside. It's just that it seems to have gone too far, and I don't know if it confuses others, but it's proper to succeed in brushing enough hatred. I have no choice but to bow down and make a small smile now, hoping to make Brother Xingji angry.
As for the old man Yu who ran away angrily just now, cough cough, anyway, I didn't get angry with him before, the old man looks quite solid, he should be fine. The so-called debts are too much and don't worry, and if there are more lice, don't bite, let him go......
Gu Heng squinted at him, although his face was still full of anger, his heart was full of helplessness and a wry smile. What can be done when encountering such a bad person? It's a pity that the words of his defection have already been spoken, and now it's too late to regret it. God, how will you live in the future?
When Mr. Gu thought about his next situation, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and beat his chest with regret.
This fact teaches us that as a gentleman, of course, we must keep our promises. But before committing to export, be sure to keep your eyes open and see the object clearly. In this world, routines are everywhere, and they are too dangerous, and one misstep is a hatred for eternity......
"You, haven't you already said it yourself, what else do you want to ask?" Thinking about what he said, Gu Heng was sad and aggrieved, but he could only obediently fulfill the duties of a mastermind. It's just that in this remark, ridicule and ridicule are inevitable.
However, it's a pity that for someone who has already practiced the Iron Face skill to the full level, the ridicule and mockery of Shenma are all floating clouds, and there is no effect at all. Fingers scratched his chin lightly, with a thoughtful expression: "Did I say it? What did I say, don't make a fuss, be serious, this is the right thing, make it clear." ”
Gu Heng was almost crazy again, who is messing with you, who is not serious? This Nima is shameless, there must be a limit, right?
"Your identity is not enough, it is enough for Gong Li to come in person, there is no need to talk nonsense with you!Do you understand now? Am I clear enough?" Gu Heng almost yelled at him. Nima, when he met such a master, the Buddha was also angry.
Su Mo plucked his ears and glanced at him dissatisfiedly, "Why are you so loud, really, I'm not deaf." Oops, isn't it Brother Xingji, you have a hearing problem, that's why you have to shout so hoarsely......"
Gu Heng was devoured by thunder, his face was pale and pale, and the anger in his stomach suddenly disappeared so inexplicably. That's it, now that the matter is over, I accept my fate, no matter how angry I am, what can I do?
Thinking of this, Mr. Gu's heart was like ashes, and he sighed lonely, and he couldn't even raise the interest in refuting it.
Successfully got the answer of his own mastermind, and compared it with the result of his guess, Su Mo already had some bottom in his heart, and immediately shifted his interest to the large number of melon eaters who came to greet him, and there was a light in his eyes.
Gu Heng saw it clearly, secretly mourned for these people, and silently turned around and retreated. Thinking of the miserable scene of corpses all over the field in a while, I don't know how many people will be abused by this demon star, and suddenly I have a sense of joy and anticipation in my heart.
Compared with the abused target, it is really more comfortable to eat melons. At this moment, Mr. Gu, who has always prided himself as a gentleman, has unconsciously shown signs of blackening, but even he himself is unaware of it.
"Oh, everyone is so friendly and welcoming, and I'm so embarrassed to come all the way to greet me. ”
Ahead, someone's noisy voice sounded again, and sure enough, as always, he gathered the watch chain.
The crowd who had just recovered from the shock looked at each other, completely unsure of what to do. I've seen arrogance, but it's the first time I've been arrogant to such an extent.
We're here to greet you well, but who said that you're here to greet you? Are you a little Mengtong, do you have such a big face? Even if you have the title of deputy envoy, you can say that you are still a missionary.
In the ranks, a group of low-ranking officials snickered one after another, and everyone was full of sarcasm and disdain. Even the scholar Mao Jimao, who had crossed paths with Su Mo, couldn't help but shake his head lightly and sighed, deeply worried about the IQ of this product.
But no one paid attention, but the brother in front of him didn't smile, but squinted his eyes slightly, carefully and quietly looked at the smiling young man in front of him. The light under his eyes flashed, cold and awe-inspiring......
"....... didn't mean I said you, everyone was enthusiastic, but this ceremony was really bad, and you had to put up a few banners or something. Ask me before you get it next time, my little brother still has a few hands in this regard......."
Regarding the laughter and ridicule in the team, Mr. Su didn't hear it, so he looked left and right with his hands down, and said very seriously. I don't know at first glance, but I really have the courage to point out the country.
"Wu Na boy, where is Yu Gong, where is the Mongolian princess? Hurry up and invite her to come, don't make noise here!" A member of the Ministry of Rites at the front couldn't stand it anymore, peeked at the Honglu Temple Shaoqing with a face like water, and quickly stood up to interrupt Su Mo, frowning and shouting.
Su Mo was interrupted, smashed his mouth unhappily, and squinted at him. Glance after look, over and over again.
The attaché was stunned for a moment, but then gradually began to turn red, only to feel that he was awkward all over his body. What is your sister's mess around? This little bastard's eyes are also hateful, how can anyone look at people like this?
Also, Lao Tzu has obviously opened his mouth, what do you mean by standing here without moving?
Seeing that the attaché was about to run away, Su Mo suddenly smiled, hurriedly stepped forward two steps, and the old elder with both hands stretched out grabbed the attaché's hand and shook it enthusiastically, "Oh, I don't know what this adult is called? Quack, it's a blessing, it's a blessing to ......."
Stop! The attaché's face is going to turn green. Nima, is this little bastard trying to kill himself? I'm the head of the crowd? Your uncle, didn't you look at the face of the person next to you before he spoke? How many times have you ever seen the head of the crowd like this? Fuck, you really let go.......
This attaché saw that the face of Shaoqing of Honglu Temple next to him was gloomy and about to rain, and he wanted to cry without tears. Desperately pulled his hand back, but he couldn't pull it back, and the little bastard on the opposite side grabbed it tightly.
The attaché wailed in his heart, and almost didn't cry. Lao Tzu is not good at manhood, what does it mean for you to hold on so tightly? Let go, why do you let go! Master, ancestor, you are my ancestor, you should let go......
In the field, a young man was smiling and pulling the hand of a green-robed official without moving, but the green-robed official was sweating profusely, writhing like a fish that had been hooked up.
This Nima is so joyful, this scene is simply the first time in the world, a rare sight for thousands of years. All kinds of shocks, all kinds of weird beginnings, but now it is all kinds of funny, all kinds of joyful presentations, this trip is really not in vain.
"Ahem!"
Just as it was getting more and more lively, the young secretary of Honglu Temple, who had been reserved, finally couldn't hold back and coughed vigorously twice.
As if a switch had been turned on, everyone's laughter suddenly stopped and gradually calmed down. Even the attaché of the Ministry of Rites who was held by Su Mo's hand and couldn't break free, after Su Mo suddenly let go, he kicked back several steps in a row, and sat down on the ground.
This caused everyone to laugh again, and a burst of green anger flashed on the face of Yue Concrete, the young master of Honglu Temple, and he almost didn't open his mouth to scold.
He turned his head slightly and glared fiercely at the attaché who was crawling up in embarrassment, turned his head and was about to speak, but suddenly heard a rapid sound of horses' hooves behind him, and then a long shout came from afar: "The holy decree has arrived-"