Chapter 524: No Silicone!
"Why am I abusing you, what are you worthy of my abuse?" Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Hehe, Aunt Fairy, you have abused me thousands of times, and I will still treat you like my first love, come on, it's okay!" Ye Haochuan grinned.
"What kind of first love is not the first love, don't be ashamed!" Long Piaoying glared at him angrily, but his tone was obviously softened a lot.
Ye Haochuan is the character of opening a dyeing workshop with a little color, seeing that her tone slowed down, and there was a bit of a little woman's resentment in her speech, she was determined in her heart, and said with a smile: "Aunt Fairy, to be honest, from now on, you are finally a little feminine." Before, I didn't really think you looked like a woman, except that you had two bags on top and a hole underneath. ”
What are the two bags on the top and a hole underneath? This man is so shameless and obscene!
Long Piaoying was very angry, and he really had the urge to beat him up, but thinking about what this bad embryo said just now, if he really forced him to commit suicide, wouldn't he break his oath?
"Get out!" said the dragon in a furious voice.
However, how shrewd Ye Haochuan was, he could see that she was very inward-looking.
Changing the way he smiled before, he said seriously: "Okay, Aunt Fairy, since things have come to this point, I will let it go...... I admit it, just now I really coveted your beauty to take advantage of you, a manly man, just do it, there is nothing to hide. Honestly, it feels good, it's real, no silicone!"
"What?"
Long Piaoying's willow eyebrows were upside down, and his voice was eight tones higher, this bad embryo was really shameless and indecent, but seeing him openly admit to taking advantage of herself, although she was angry on the surface, she had an indescribable shyness in her heart.
This feeling, but she had never had before, a faint blush on her pretty face, which was as calm as water.
"Hehe, Aunt Fairy, you can call me despicable, or you can call me shameless, but if I do, I will admit it, I am despicable, but I am honest, it's not a big deal, anyway, I just like Aunt Fairy, I want to get you, I want to possess you, I want to pursue the peak of martial arts with you, although I know that your strength is stronger than me, but I have the confidence to catch up, besides, no matter how strong you are, there is one thing that is far inferior to me......" Ye Haochuan boldly confessed.
His expression was solemn, the words fell to the ground, Long Piaoying looked at his persistent expression, and suddenly gave birth to a strange feeling, his heart was confused, but for his last sentence, he was really curious, and couldn't help but say: "What is it that I am far inferior to you?"
Seeing her ask like this like a good baby, Ye Haochuan was amused in his heart, it seems that my master didn't read this book in vain, and it successfully aroused her suspense.
"Hehe, do you need to say this, of course I pee farther away than you!" Ye Haochuan smiled without skin and face.
Phew, this bad embryo, what is this talking about?
Long Piaoying was so embarrassed that her face was flushed, her beautiful eyes were cold, and she said angrily: "Get out, hurry up and get far away, if you don't roll, I will be thundering in the sky, and I will also slaughter you, a shameless and obscene person." ”
Seeing her so angry, Ye Haochuan was also startled, and said that Lao Tzu confessed his life today, which is crazy enough, but don't really annoy her, kill yourself, it won't be beautiful, and said: "Okay, okay, I'll get out, I'll get out, right?"
After speaking, he shook his head again, and confessed to an old virgin with an imbalance of yin and yang, which was a waste of Lao Tzu's saliva.
However, just as he was taking a step, the dragon fluttering shadow suddenly stopped him again: "Slow down." ”
"Aunt Fairy, what's wrong?" Ye Haochuan didn't have a good breath.
"Why don't you ask me about that Chiyoko?" said Long Piaoying suddenly staring at him.
"What's there to ask? She saved everyone. Ye Haochuan shook his head speechlessly, "Don't worry, that Chiyoko can't escape from the palm of my hand, sooner or later, I will prepare a large handful of red candles for her......"
"What are you doing with a handful of red candles for her, do you want to celebrate her birthday?" said Long Piaoying, a little puzzled.
You can figure it out if you think about it, master, I'm going to drip wax to train her, understand?
Ye Haochuan was completely speechless, and said: "Please, Aunt Fairy, my brain is not in the water, how can I celebrate her birthday?
"What do you mean, then?" the dragon drifting shadow became more and more puzzled.
"Alas, it seems that there is a big difference in values between us, Aunt Fairy, if we can achieve good things in the future, you can have a husband and a wife, everything is on par with me, hehe. ”
Seeing that her expression eased up, Ye Haochuan couldn't help but gag and laugh again.
He is very good at picking up girls, and to deal with women, he wants to boil a frog in warm water, as long as he often flirts with her, she is numb and adapted, then it will not be far away to push her again.
"Talking nonsense again, do you really think I won't dare to kill you?"
"Of course it's training her. Ye Haochuan's eyes narrowed, "If Aunt Fairy is interested, you might as well observe it when the time comes, this kind of thing, I have a lot of means, and it will definitely open your eyes at that time, hehe." ”
Long Piaoying has been immersed in martial arts all his life, where have he seen the dirty things in the vulgar world, not to mention that he has seen this training, he has never even heard of it, but when he sees his indescribable cheapness, he knows that it is not a good way.
"Forget it, if you want to train her, you can train her, it has nothing to do with me, and I won't go to observe. Long Piaoying snorted faintly, speaking of this, she didn't seem to be too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and waved her hand, "You hurry up and get out, don't send it!"
It's boring!
Ye Haochuan was bored and said, "Okay, then I'll leave...... By the way, there is one thing I have to explain first, my current cultivation is too far behind you, your injuries this time are not light, I can't cure the internal injuries suffered by your dantian qihai, you need to rely on yourself, but the flesh injuries are within my ability, but I won't be able to let you heal completely for a while, so I have to come over in the next few days, and you can recuperate here......"
"No need!" Long Piaoying flatly refused, now knowing that this bad embryo had bad intentions towards her, she didn't want him to succeed, since out of sight was pure, then leave, let him not see himself.
Ye Haochuan couldn't see what she was thinking, and said in her heart that this old virgin really didn't open her mind, and treated Lao Tzu as a donkey's liver and lungs, you have to avoid Lao Tzu, right? No way!
"What's the point? Listen, I just warmed your internal organs, and it hasn't been cured yet, besides, your current uterus has also been severely damaged, if I don't treat it next, won't you be able to have children in the future? In order to be responsible for your future, you must listen to me, obediently recuperate here, if you dare not listen to me, believe it or not, I am spreading rumors in our ancient martial arts sect, saying that my monk Long Piaoying left her husband and son and ran away, so that my son and I have no milk to eat!" Ye Haochuan snorted.
What is this?
Long Piaoying was furious, this bad embryo just took advantage of himself, and even ruined his reputation! )