Chapter 18: Gensokyo Small Theater There is a high-energy reaction in it
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This is what I wrote on a hot head.,It's a half-half-text.。 There are high-energy reactions in this chapter, and those who don't like it can skip it directly.
Gensokyo Theater: A little tidbits from the previous chapter dialogue version:
Tangerine: Hello everyone, this is the filming site of Gensokyo Theater's "Oriental Rebirth: Reversal of Fate", I'm Tangerine, ah, no! It's not Tangerine, in short, this is the filming site of Gensokyo Theater, if you want to ask why there was no before and now, it's because someone received a bento in the previous chapter. And here, it is a small theater opened to commemorate those characters who silently serve as cannon fodder for the cause of this book (many soy sauce characters: who do you say is cannon fodder!). Below, let's interview these cannon fodder (the soy sauce characters: dare to say that we are cannon fodder, flat him!) and our protagonist and her friends (?).
Tachibana: First of all, let's interview my doppelganger, our protagonist Hui Yi Jinyue, (holding the microphone) So Jinyue, how do you feel about the memories of being a youkai in this chapter?
Jinyue (Black Gas): My only feeling is that I want to beat you up.
Tachibana (surprised): Oh, did I do something wrong?
Jinyue (sharpening the firewood knife): You asked me what you did wrong?!It's almost 70,000 words since the beginning of the novel, and during this time, I have been turned into a loli by Yakumo Murasaki, attacked by Marisa, forcibly poured alcohol by Suika, spanked by Reimu's sister, injured by Pachua, and almost played bad by Fran, do you say that you are innocent of death? You still dare to appear in front of me? Ah, the knife is sharpened (pick up the firewood knife).
Tangerine: Well, since the protagonist is showing signs of blackening for the time being, let's interview the next one (escape) first. (holding the microphone) So Reimu, as the master of the near moon, do you have any thoughts on your maid?
Reimu: Well, the price ratio is okay overall, and in general, it should be said that it is excellent value for money.
Tangerine: Oh, so when spring comes, are you going to let the moon go back to the outside world?
Reimu (waving his hand): How is it possible, such a good maid, who will cook for me if she is let go?
Tangerine: Well, thank you for your time. So the next one, Marisa (holding the microphone), do you have anything to say about the incident of your chest attack on the near moon in Book 1, Chapter 6 and Volume 2, Chapter 5?
Marisa (contempt): You're embarrassed to say that it's not your orange that has been arranged.
Tangerine (angry): I'm not suffering!Ah, off topic, do you have any summary of the chest in the near month?
Marisa: Hmm...... It can only be said that it is an airport.
Alice (Black Gas): Demon ...... Reason...... Sand......
Marisa: Hey, wait a minute, Alice, let me explain...... Oops?!
Alice (holding Marisa down): Marisa, you'll always be mine!
Marisa: Alice, calm down...... Ahhh......h No~~~~
Pache (angry): Puppet control! Get out of the way! Marisa's first time is mine!
Marisa: Hey, hey, wait a minute, you two calm down...... Oh, don't, it won't work there~~~~
Tangerine (Fu Forehead): Well, let's go interview our cannon fodder masses. So, do you have anything to say to the actors who play the villains in this chapter?
Actor A: I have too few scenes.
Tangerine: Because you're just cannon fodder.
Actor B: When will we be able to do it again?
Tachibana: Wait for the next time someone gets a bento.
Actor C: I have a request......
Tangerine: Salary increase is not discussed!
Actor C: Then there is no requirement......
Actor D: The lunch box provided by the crew tastes okay.
Tangerine: Thank you for your statement.
Tangerine, oops, there's not enough time, so the rest of the actors will ask you to talk about it together.
Actors: I hope you will continue to support this work, and continue to support us extras.
Tachibana: Alright, the last interviewee, my youkai sage Yakumo Murasaki, hello.
Yakumo Purple (selling cute): Okay~~
Tangerine: Hmm...... Sage, please don't sell cute, it's a live broadcast here.
Yakumo Murasaki: Okay, so what's the matter?
Tangerine (serious): Yes, many readers have asked me to ask you a question, Sage.
Yakumo: What's the problem?
Tangerine (Death): How old are you?
Yakumo Purple (blackened): ............ Smack (snap your fingers)!
Tangerine: Ahhh?!!!!h
Yakumo Purple (smile): Sa~, this is the end of this interview~
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The following part is similar to the above content, but the dialogue is changed to a text description, readers who like to read it can take a look, and readers who are troublesome can skip it.
After reading it, please go to the storytelling area and say whether it is better for the text version or the dialogue version. I decided which version to write in the future when I came back to the theater.
Gensokyo Theatre: Text version of the little tidbits of this chapter:
On a sunny morning, a black-haired boy who looked to be about 15 or 6 years old stood at the door of a shrine, holding a microphone and talking to the camera in front of him.
"Hello everyone, this is the filming site of Gensokyo Small Theater's "Oriental Rebirth: Reversal of Fate", I am Tangerine, this is the filming site of Gensokyo Small Theater, below, let's interview the actors here. ”
With a microphone in hand, Tachibana begins his interview, where he first meets Kazuki, who plays the main role in his work.
"First of all, let's interview our protagonist Hui Yi Jinyue, do you have any thoughts on my work?"
Looking at the orange, Jinyue said with a dark face, "My only thought is to beat you up." ”
"Am I doing something wrong?"
"You ask me what you're doing wrong?!"
Hearing the question of the orange, Konzuki showed a blackened expression on his face and began to squat on the ground to sharpen the firewood knife, "It's almost 70,000 words from the beginning of the work to now, during this period, I was successively turned into a loli by Yakumo Murasaki, attacked by Marisa, forcibly poured alcohol by Suika, spanked by Reimu's sister, injured by Pacouli, and almost played bad by Fran, do you say that you are innocent? You still dare to appear in front of me? Ah, the knife is sharpened. ”
"Well, since the protagonist is showing signs of blackening for the time being, let's interview the next one first. Seeing the firewood knife approaching him, Tangerine turned around in fright and ran.
After running around the shrine for nearly a month, Tachibana meets the shrine's owner, Hakurei Reimu, who is also one of the people he wants to interview.
"Reimu, in my work, as the master of Konzuki, do you have any thoughts on your maid Konzuki?"
Hearing Tangerine's question, Reimu thought for a moment and replied, "Well, on the whole, the price ratio is okay, and in general, it should be said that it is worth the money." ”
"Well, thank you for your time. ”
After saying goodbye to Reimu, Tachibana travels to the shrine to interview Marisa.
"Marisa, is there anything you would like to say about the events of your chest attack on the near moon in Book 1, Chapter 6, and Volume 2, Chapter 5?"
Hearing Tangerine's question, Marisa suddenly looked at Tangerine with disdain, "You're embarrassed to say that it's not the plot that you, the orange, were arranged." ”
"I'm not suffering!Ah, off topic, do you have any summary of the chest in recent months?"
"Hmm...... It can only be said that it is an airport. ”
"Magic ...... Reason...... Sand ......"
At this moment, Alice walked in through the door, and she looked at Marisa grimly.
"Oops, hey, wait a minute, Alice, you listen to me...... Oops?!"
Seeing that Alice showed signs of blackening, Marisa wanted to explain, but before she could explain, Alice was thrown to the ground.
Holding Marisa down, Alice said softly, "Marisa, you'll always be mine!"
"Alice, calm down first...... Ahhh......h No~~~~"
"Puppet control! Get out of the way! Marisa's first time is mine!"
At this time, Patchouli also happened to walk in through the door, and when she saw Marisa and Alice together, she immediately pounced on them to tear them apart.
"Hey, hey, wait a minute, you two calm down...... Oh, don't, it doesn't work there~~~~"
"Well, I'd better go interview our cannon fodder masses. ”
Looking at the three people rolling around on the shrine floor, Tachibana walked towards the extras' rest area with black lines on his face.
Actor A: "I have too few roles. ”
Tangerine: "Because you're just cannon fodder." ”
Actor B: "When are we going to be back on the stage?"
Tachibana "Wait for the next time someone gets a bento." ”
Actor C "I have a request ......"
Tangerine "Salary increase is not negotiable!"
Actor C: "Then I don't ask for it......"
Actor D: "The lunch box provided by the crew tastes okay. ”
Tangerine: "Thank you for your statement. ”
Tangerine: "Oh, there's not enough time, so I'll ask you to talk about the rest of the actors." ”
"I hope that everyone will continue to support this work, and also continue to support us extras." ”
"Alright. Looking at the schedule, Tachibana looked up in satisfaction and walked into an exclusive room, "The last interview subject, Miss Yakumo Murasaki, the monster sage, hello. ”
"Okay~~" In the exclusive room, Yakumo Zi greeted the orange as if she were cute.
"Ahem......"
Seeing Yakumo's appearance, Tangerine coughed lightly twice and said, "Sage, please don't sell cute, it's a live broadcast here." ”
"Okay, so what's the matter?"
"Yes. ”
Putting on a serious look, Tangerine said solemnly, "Many readers have asked me to ask you a question for you, Sage. ”
"What's the problem?"
"How old are you?"
Looking at Yakumo Purple sitting on the bed, a certain orange asked without knowing whether he was alive or dead.
"Click!"
There seemed to be the sound of something shattering in the room. Raising his head, Yakumo Zi unfolded the folding fan in his hand and aimed it at a certain orange that had successfully died.
"Ahhh
After a wail, the orange disappeared without a trace, except for a camera that fell to the ground to record what had just happened.
Yakumo Zi smiled and picked up the camera that fell to the ground, "Sa~, this interview is over here~"
For the record, the oranges in this chapter are not me!!!!!!!! I am orange paste!!!! this is just my doppelganger!!!! please don't make a mistake!!!!
Once again, I am not an orange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an orange paste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally, everyone forgets the content of this chapter, and the protagonist and Gensokyo forget the content of this chapter, and they don't remember the existence of the author at all.
Finally, the next chapter is the Eternal Pavilion, so please look forward to it.