84 a fake ticket
Ben Thanh is the city that is full of beauties and is known as the capital of beauty!
"Lao Tzu is here, this time he will not get ahead, and he will not be a man!" Li Cha looked up to the sky and roared.
The people in the car couldn't help but look sideways, feeling that there was something wrong with this kid.
"I'm sorry, sir, but there seems to be something wrong with your ticket. ”
Less than half an hour after the train started, Li Cha was entangled by the conductor.
"What's the problem?" Li Cha was speechless for a while, Xiaoxue bought the ticket for him, how could there be a problem?
"Your ticket is fake. ”
What? Fake? Li Cha was even more confused.
"That's right, the date is handwritten here, you see, the colors don't match!"
It must be Xiaoxue, a fool, who bought a fake ticket for herself! I knew that this girl was not doing things well, so I shouldn't have agreed to let her buy a ticket for herself, which is a shame.
"Please pay for the ticket!" the conductor kept smiling, but she could tell that she was already very upset.
"That ......" Li Cha wanted to curse Xiaoxue. But what's the use of scolding the sky, Xiaoxue is not in the car, she can't hear it at all, dead girl, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up again!
"How much?" Li Cha asked rhetorically.
"Four hundred and fifty hard seats. Half price for students!"
Four hundred and fifty yuan, half price, it is two hundred and twenty-five, Li Cha touched the only two hundred yuan left in his pocket, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
All of his money was left to Xiaoxue to run the skewer shop, which is troublesome.
A few days ago, he was still a rich man worth millions, and in the blink of an eye, he only had 200 yuan left in his pocket, so what should he do now?
"That...... I have a college admission letter here, you can take a look, these two days seem to be the off-season, can you get a discount? One hundred and five, right?" Li Cha asked.
"Two hundred and twenty-five is already a preferential price, the price of the train ticket is set by the state, what can I do to give you a discount!" The flight attendant really couldn't squeeze out a smile on his face, "And it's not the off-season at all, the school is open and the summer vacation is over, it's the peak period." ”
She has seen a lot of train ticket evasion, and it is the first time she has seen a ticket supplement and bargaining.
In fact, Li Cha is not reluctant to pay that little money, the key is to buy some daily necessities when you get to the place, it doesn't matter if you are hungry, but you can't even buy a futon, right?
After hesitating for a long time, he still took out all his two hundred-yuan bills, "Sister, I have two hundred in my body, if you can do it, you can take it, if it doesn't work, I can't do it." ”
"No, I told you that the price is set by the state, and you can't lose a penny, or you can get off!"
"Then what's next?" asked Li Cha.
"Chuanyang!"
"How much does it cost to get from Chuanyang to Bincheng?" asked Li Cha again.
"One hundred and nineteen student tickets!" said the conductor with a dark face.
"No way, then I'll get off at the next stop!"
Li Cha did not have the slightest look of shame on his face, Jiangzhou was the starting station, and there were still many empty seats at this time, so he sat still and did not move.
"Hey. The conductor sighed, in recent years, there have been fewer and fewer train fare evaders, even if there are occasional, under normal circumstances. If she catches it, she will happily pay for the ticket, and it is the first time she has encountered a scoundrel like Li Cha.
She didn't continue to waste time here, and after glaring at Li Cha coldly, she went to check on others.
At this time, opposite Li Cha, there was a girl sitting, about eighteen or nineteen years old, as the saying goes, a woman is eighteen and one flowers, this woman is even more so, wearing a pair of seven-point jeans and pants, the slender and slender leg shape can be seen at a glance, the exposed half of the calf skin is snow-white, there is a feeling that the blow can be broken, wearing a simple short-sleeved shirt and a small coat on the upper body, it can be seen that the figure is quite outstanding, the long black hair is tied in a ponytail behind the head, the eyes are sparkling, and the appearance is definitely not low.
At this time, the girl was looking at Li Cha in surprise, as if she was thinking. How can there be such brazen people in the world.
Next to her, there sat a middle-aged man, with collapsed cheekbones, thin yellow muscles, and thick gums and a mouth full of yellow teeth when he spoke. It's very unpleasant to look at.
Noticing that the girl was looking at herself, Li Cha glanced at the other party, the other party didn't think much, he didn't have any ideas, and subconsciously smiled at the girl. The girl hurriedly turned her head, which seemed to mean that Li Cha was not a good person.
Well?
Li Cha couldn't help but be a little depressed, but he didn't explain, and he didn't know anyone. What do you explain?
Then he sat up straight, leaned back in his seat, and began to concentrate on meditation.
He learned this method online, because he often overused his brain. Meditation is a good way to relieve, and recently he has been meditating for a while when he is fine, and he feels really relaxed.
But let's be honest, the best way to get into a meditative state is to meditate cross-legged. But after all, this is on the train, and you have to be considered crazy to meditate on your knees, so you can't help it, you can only settle for a while.
Two hours passed quickly, and Li Cha slowly opened his eyes. The train was so noisy, and the carriage was still shaking, that he could not enter a deep meditative state.
After opening his eyes again, Li Cha instinctively looked at the girl, but found that the girl's body moved a lot inside at this time. The whole person had almost moved to the edge of the window, frowning, and his beautiful face was full of helplessness and unhappiness.
The reason is very simple, the middle-aged man next to him has his eyes closed and looks like he is asleep. And his body was leaning on the girl's body impartially, obviously pretending to be asleep and eating other girls' tofu!
The girl frowned and pushed him several times, but the man was unaware and didn't react at all.
Hey, what a shameless one!
Seeing this scene, Li Cha secretly cursed in his heart, looked at the little boy who was eating peanuts next to him, asked for a few peanuts, and then closed his eyes and pretended to fall asleep. At the same time, with a flick of his fingers, the two peanuts quickly took off their hands and flew towards the man's face.
The snap of the fingers uses the muscle memory of a basketball master, and this bullet can be described as fast and accurate, and the two peanuts are like bullets that break through the air. In the blink of an eye, one left and one right just entered the two nostrils of the middle-aged man.
With a snort, the middle-aged man was made by the sudden sharp pain and quickly opened his eyes, jumped up suddenly, and quickly rubbed his nose, and after a long time. I pulled two peanuts out of my nostrils.
The man was naturally angry, frowned at Li Cha, and then looked at the little boy next to him who was eating peanuts, as if he was thinking about who threw the peanuts.
Don't wait for him to figure it out. Li Cha suddenly sneezed, and at the same time, two peanuts broke through the air, almost accurately, and entered the nostrils of the middle-aged man again!
! The middle-aged man was immediately furious, but he looked at Li Cha weakly for a long time, and finally didn't dare to say anything.
Throwing two peanuts can fall into the nostrils of others accurately, and not once, but twice! The most speechless thing is that the other party is pretending to yawn when he does it, this ability is estimated to be acrobatics!
He is not a fool, the other party is young and strong, and he has a unique skill, if he really tears his face. I guess I am not someone else's opponent.
Picking out the peanuts in his nostrils, the man was afraid that he would say Li Cha again, so he covered his nose with one hand, grabbed his things with the other, and quickly changed seats.
Soon. The girl across from her threw a smile full of gratitude.
Li Cha smiled slightly.
"Thank you".
The girl's voice was like a silver bell, very nice, but Li Cha shrugged, "Thank you?"
The girl smiled and said, "Although I don't know how you did it, I know it's you, because I saw the peanut shell in your hand!"
Li Cha looked down, didn't he, the two peanut shells that had been peeled off were still in the palm of his hand.
The girl was obviously very smart, Li Cha threw away the peanut shell slightly, and asked with a smile, "Are you a college student?"
The girl thought for a moment with a little vigilance and nodded: "Yes, I just got admitted this year, go and report." ”
"Bincheng?" Li Cha asked again.
The girl nodded.
"Coincidentally, I also went to school in Bincheng, I am from Long University, and I just got admitted this year, what about you?" asked Li Cha.
"Really, I'm also a Longda! This year, the score line of Longda is very high, I heard that there is only one boy in the province besides me, is it you?"
"It's down there. Li Cha nodded.
When the words landed, the girl's gaze instantly became adoring.