When the old man and Liu Yu were staring at the old man with big eyes and blowing each other's beards, the little girl spoke first.

The little girl first patted Liu Yu's head, and then said in the tone of a little adult: "Dabi, you are not stupid, this old man is so old, if you fight with him, if you punch him to death, what should we do?"

Well, well, being taught such a lesson by the little girl, Liu Yu lost his temper in an instant.

After glancing at the old man with disdain, Liu Yu sat back on the sofa and continued to watch TV with the little girl in his arms.

After criticizing Liu Yu, the little girl suddenly got out of Liu Yu's arms again, pointed at the old man and said angrily, "Grandpa, you don't want to live anymore, my father can knock down the boxing king with one punch, you play ruthlessly with him, isn't Zhao Si, the fourth elder of the Zhao family, [looking for death]?"

The old man, who was originally very angry, was so angry that he laughed instead of being angry after listening to the little girl's lecture.

The old man sat lightly on the sofa, looked at the lively and cute little girl, and asked with a smile on his face, "Xinxin, your mommy has been gone for half a year, don't you miss your mommy at all?"

"Oh, it's over, it's over, Dad is more finished than us. ”

Hearing the old man's words, the little girl immediately ran to Liu Yu's face, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Dabi, I'm so happy with you every day, so happy that I forgot Mommy, you said Mommy knew, will you be angry, hehe.....hee." ”

"Eh, Xinxin, are you missing Mommy, if yes, when Dad finishes the game, I'll take you to see Mommy, okay?"

Thinking that the little girl was dreaming of Xiao Qiao, Liu Yu hurriedly explained, "Dabi's Kentucky Chicken can't draw money now, if you want to see Mommy now, then you can only wait for Dabi to finish the game and get the bonus." ”

"I didn't miss Mommy, I was just worried that Mommy was so beautiful, and there would definitely be a lot of people chasing her after I went back, and then Mommy wouldn't be able to resist the temptation and talk to others.... The little girl tilted her little head and looked at Liu Yu with a serious face.

Hearing the little girl's words, Liu Yu was stunned for a while, and then said with a smile on his face, "Ahaha, ahaha, the little girl misses Mommy, right, okay, as soon as the game is over, Dad will take you back to see Mommy immediately." ”

Old man, "..........."

Little girl, ".................."

If you're worried about your wife and someone's wife, just say you're worried that your wife ran away with someone, and we'll laugh at you if you say it.

You are a big man, do you need to pull a five or six-year-old doll into the water, this dad is also weird enough.

I have to go back, I don't want to lose my wife as soon as I get my daughter.

After paying attention in his heart, Liu Yu suddenly looked up at the old man and said with a serious face, "Mild diabetes, a little high blood pressure, a little too high fat content, in a slight sub-health state, old man, are you here to see a doctor?"

"Grandpa, are you here to see a doctor, let me tell you, my dad is better than his medical skills. ”

"The kid next to me twisted his foot, and my dad stepped forward and grabbed his foot and cured it with a click. ”

"There's also a black uncle who used to get a gunshot wound and walked with a limp, and my dad stepped forward and kicked him with a poof. ”

"My dad has cured more patients, and my dad's charge is very low, that old man sees that you are quite sick, and you can be charged 30,000 US dollars at a 50% discount, how about it?" The little girl thought that Dabi's business was coming, so she immediately raised her little head and looked at the old man with a serious face.

Looking at Liu Yu and Xiao Yu in front of him, the old man took out his mobile phone to make a call, and said angrily, "You disappointed me so much, I don't want to talk to you anymore, I'll just let Xiao Qiao tell you, hum." ”

Toot toot ......

After a beeping sound came from the old man's mobile phone, Meng Xiaoqiao's voice soon came from the other side, "Dad, what's the matter with you, where have you been running these days, your mobile phone can't get through." ”

"Where have I been, where else can I go, I'm almost by your man and your daughter now, huhuhu... The old man held his mobile phone, glared at Liu Yu and the little girl, and shouted angrily.

Meng Xiaoqiao on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then shouted without tears, "Dad, why did you run to Gome, and how did you find my house, that bastard didn't do anything to you, right?"

"Haven't done anything to me yet!!

The guy was going to punch me up in a moment.

Say something in a while, the boxing king is not the boxing king to scare me.

Now you are still bringing your daughter to fool me into healing, and I'm so angry, huhu... ”

The old man glared angrily, Liu Yu's father and daughter, and yelled angrily at the mobile phone.

Hearing the voice on the phone, the little girl got into Liu Yu's arms and said with a sly smile, "Dad is finished with you, Mommy will definitely clean you up later, hehehe......." ”

"Xinxin, let's run away, otherwise your mommy will definitely scold Daddy to death.... Liu Yu picked up the little girl and ran away, and whispered in the little girl's ear.

Meng Xiaoqiao on the other end of the phone, after listening to the old man's complaints, shouted angrily, "Dad, you give the phone to that bastard, I promise to scold him, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, huhuhuhu, dead bastard..." ”

"You have to give me a good scolding for him, plus let him take Xinxin away for me. ”

After answering Meng Xiaoqiao's words, the old man turned to look at Liu Yu and them, and said with a smug face, "Look at my daughter, how can I clean you up now,...... Hey, uh, I went, and I ran away. ”

Seeing the empty house, the old man looked around for Liu Yu's traces, and shouted angrily with the phone, "Damn, Xiao Qiao, your man ran away with your daughter, you immediately call him to come back and apologize to me, otherwise we won't finish this matter, hum." ”

When the old man was angry, Liu Yu had already taken the little girl and quietly came to the amusement park.

And at this time, both of them put on swimsuits and played in the children's pool of the water park.

Doodoooo

The call came as expected, and after Liu Yu made a look at the little girl that you know, he turned on the video call, waved at Meng Xiaoqiao and shouted, "Hello, does the big beauty miss me, or does she miss our daughter?"

"Why are you bastard angry with my dad, hey, aren't you at home, where is this pool??" Meng Xiaoqiao was just about to go crazy, but the picture on the other side of the video made her stunned directly.

At this time, the little girl came out of the water, took Liu Yu's mobile phone, and said with a smile, "My favorite Mommy, you are getting more and more beautiful, hehehe, my dad and I are now playing in the amusement park." ”

The water park is at least a hundred kilometers from home.

It takes more than an hour by car and at least ten minutes by plane.

In these ten minutes, the plane can indeed get to the water park.

But the problem is that our family can't afford to buy a plane now.

This... Is my dad lying, or are these two bastards lying to me?

Suddenly, Meng Xiaoqiao's eyes rolled, stared at the little girl and smiled, "Xinxin, my precious daughter, can you tell Mommy, what did you and your dad take to the water park, the speed can be so fast..." ”

"Of course it's coming, we're flying to fool you..... Oh oh bad, mommy you badass. Halfway through speaking, the little girl realized that she had been tricked by Mommy.