Chapter 654: The little ghost is difficult
It's not unreasonable for the second dog to be afraid, this guy is not mixing properly outside, but he has learned a lot of bad things - for example, if you wear a book when you beat someone, all you leave behind with a hammer are internal injuries, and the injuries can't be detected.
Seeing that Dang Wenzheng was coming over with such a thick book, followed by a group of people, he thought that he was going to beat him, and this attitude changed greatly at that time.
He dared to be so presumptuous just now because he found that although these people at the police station asked them to do push-ups and spoke viciously, there were really few people who easily beat people - if you don't say that this person is not stupid, but you don't want to learn from it. Those who honestly do push-ups either don't think about it so much, or they don't understand it as clearly as he sees.
If the police in the station let those people go out to do push-ups, pushing and kicking a few more times, it is estimated that Ergouzi would not say anything that could not be corporal punishment for him.
Dang Wenzheng was very happy at this time: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we don't beat people." You have said that corporal punishment is wrong, how can we do that! This book is for you to study, and the manuscript paper is for you to write down your experience. Our director said, as long as you write down your experience, we will let you out, so it's all right!"
As soon as Ergouzi heard that he wasn't here to beat him, he immediately relaxed: "Just write, what's the big deal." Do you have to set a rule on how many words I should write?"
"You're quite smart, and you know that there is a word count requirement?" Dang Wenzheng hadn't opened his mouth yet, and someone behind him couldn't help but answer. "I don't want you to write a lot of words, it's just 20,000 words, when will you finish writing and when will you go home, even if you can finish writing now, let you go home now. โ
"Twenty thousand words?" The second dog almost jumped up when he heard the twenty thousand words, and the latter words didn't go into his ears at all. "Why don't you let me write a book?"
"A book still needs hundreds of thousands of words, and you only have 20,000 words, shouting a hair!" Dang Wenzheng's face suddenly changed. "Either write it or stay here forever. โ
As soon as he spoke, he turned around, asked everyone to go out, locked the door and raised his voice: "Remember, when you write it and when you go out of this door, if you can't finish writing, you will always write inside." You are not allowed to copy books, you want your own experience, understand?"
When I arrived in the courtyard, I saw that many people were a little slack, and Dang Wenzheng stretched out his hand and pointed: "Don't you want to do it? If you can't finish it, you can't go in to rest, and if you don't want to do it in advance, you can also let you go to read and study." โ
What is reading and learning?
The people lying on their stomachs in the courtyard were a little puzzled, and one of them boldly raised his hand and asked, "Can you ask what reading and learning is?"
"Hey, hey!" Dang Wenzheng sneered. "It's for you to learn some legal knowledge, and by the way, write a 20,000-word experience. Why, do you want to study?"
Learning is a good thing, but if it's tied to a 20,000-word experience, it's a bit scary.
The questioner didn't say a word, so he started push-ups hard - although this was tiring, he made his mistake first, and he admitted it. After all, there is still hope for completion, and I really can't do it, and I haven't seen the people in the center really treat them as such. But how long does it take for Nimana to write a 20,000-word experience? When I was in school, I couldn't write an essay of more than 600 words in two classes!
I can think of an essay of more than 600 words, which shows that it is still useful to popularize education for so many years. At least the one who asked should have been in junior high school for 'further study' - high school is an 800-word essay.
But whether you have entered junior high school or high school, 20,000 words, it is really like a fantasy. This is no longer difficult for strongmen, it is simply forcing people to hang themselves - if these people who come in can have this level, what kind of money can they gamble, they can make a fortune by writing. This year, the monthly manuscript fee is still very much, and the pseudo scientific research documents published by Boss Yan are all collected to make the people in the audience envious.
Besides, even if you can really write 20,000 words here, you have to think about it, and there is no standard for the things in the text, what if someone says that you don't know it well enough?
In fact, few people think so, because as soon as the 20,000-word standard came out, these people immediately extinguished their lazy thoughts. How good is it to do push-ups, so what...... You can still exercise, can't you?
They are all villagers, and even if there are a few people who go out to work, it is not an easy job. Although I am not used to doing push-ups at first, if I grit my teeth, it is nothing to do hundreds of push-ups with a strong force. It's a big deal that my arm will hurt tomorrow, and it's not a muscle injury, so what are you afraid of? Seriously, the weather is so cold, and the activities can be warmer.
Yang Ergou originally had a bit of a fluke in his mind, thinking that writing was better than those stupid people outside lying on the ground and saying that the earth was better, but he really took the book and read it for a while, and soon found that he couldn't even recognize all the words.
It's a tragedy.
They have only one child in their family now, why is it called Yang Ergou, this is because he had an elder brother before, who died not long after he was born.
When Yang Ergou was born, some people in the village asked if the boss died young, because his family was playing suona. You must know that in the earliest days, the township had to invite the suona team regardless of red and white things, and later it gradually became that only white things would invite the suona team.
When the dead are set off firecrackers to blow suona, there is also a meaning in the countryside, that is, to guide the dead. Lead the soul home or ascend to heaven, tell him that we are all here, accompany you on the last stretch of the road, let the dead rest in peace - some people have died in other places, and when their families come to take them home, they will set off firecrackers when they encounter a bridge or intersection on the road, and that's what it means.
Of course, setting off firecrackers to blow suona also means to inform the surrounding lonely ghosts and ghosts not to disturb the deceased in our family.
Since it's because his father often blows suona to guide the dead, there is something bad in the way. Some old people use the old custom to suggest giving Yang Ergou a cheap name - when Yang Ergou was born, the name Ergou was really rare.
This kind of thing is rather credible than not, whoever has a child wants him to grow up healthy and healthy, not to mention that the Yang family already had a child who died before it, compared to feeding the child to grow up healthily, a name is really a trivial matter.
It is precisely because Yang Ergou had a child who died before that his parents spoiled him. And after all, his father can often receive suona work, and his life is better than that of other villagers who only rely on farming.
As a result, as soon as he got used to it, the child was scrapped, and he reluctantly said that he was sent to junior high school, and he went home before he finished school.
With this level of education, I really don't know where he got his confidence, and I really thought that I could write 20,000 words of experience.
When Yang Ergou woke up in the middle of the night, he found that it was late at night, and the people doing push-ups outside had already gone back to rest. He wanted to sleep too, but I don't know if someone else had forgotten it, anyway, he didn't even have a bed in his room.
At the same time as he found that he was not covered, he also felt that his whole body began to chill - sitting in the cold cabin and falling asleep on a cold day, he didn't feel it when he woke up, it hadn't been two minutes, he only felt that the clothes on his whole body seemed to be far away from him.
"Someone's coming, someone's coming!" Yang Ergou shouted.
"What are you shouting, what are you doing?" shouted for a long time, and a young man wrapped in a big jacket came out of the next room.
"Why don't you give me a quilt?" Yang Ergou was very unhappy.
"Oh! it's all given?" the young man who came out was still a little confused, and only reacted after saying a word. "Oh, you're Yang Ergou! Hey, no, you have to call you Nantian Hero. You have deep internal strength, and if the quilt is not enough, there will be no yours. โ
"You ......" Yang Ergou just wanted to speak, but suddenly saw a black thing in the young man's hand sparking, and suddenly he didn't dare to speak.
"What's wrong with me?" the young man said, and the electric baton in his hand kept making a cheering sound. "What did you write, how many words did you write? Show me. โ
"Written...... I haven't started writing yet, I'm going to start writing tomorrow!" Yang Ergou replied honestly, looking at the young man holding an electric baton with electric sparks, eager to try, he really didn't dare to experience what it was like to be electrocuted.
"If you don't write it, you won't write it quickly, and you will write it tomorrow. You want to die, don't you?" said the young man, and the electric baton came through the iron bars of the window.
Yang Ergou was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated backwards: "Isn't it no corporal punishment?"
"That's a lot of people during the day, and now there is no one, in the middle of the night you disturb you and me sleeping, what should you do if you don't call you twice?"
It is really normal to come out of the hot quilt on a cold day, and it is really normal to feel unhappy, even Yang Ergou thinks about it himself, and feels that others are reasonable.
Seeing Yang Ergou hiding so far away that he couldn't reach it, the young man was even more unhappy: "You come here, let me call it and it's fine, otherwise I will have a chance to trouble you." โ
Yang Ergou resolutely refused to go over, anyway, there was no one in the middle of the night, and he was not afraid of being embarrassed, so he stood in the small window and whispered: "Big brother, am I wrong, okay? If I go out, please drink......
"Phew!" the young man looked disdainful. "You even dare to threaten Boss Yan's people, I'm so stupid to drink your wine. I said you're really awesome, Boss Yan didn't even call Yan Nantian, you dare to call Nantian a gambler, aren't you afraid that Yan Nantian Yan Daxia will come in the middle of the night and slash you with a sword!
Yang Ergou took a few steps back when he heard this, you try something that Nima has never tried on me. In case the electricity comes out, don't say who to reason with, I'm afraid that I won't even be able to reason at that time.
But he really didn't dare to do anything, so he could only beg: "Big brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't disturb you sleeping." I make amends to you......"
The two of them were in a stalemate for a while, and the young man probably felt a little cold, pointed at him with an electric baton and scolded him, and then prepared to leave: "Okay, you don't come, right? Then you can quickly worship the gods and beg them to let the director not go out tomorrow." โ
Well, there is still a difference, the director is there, everyone honestly acts according to the rules, the director is not there, hum, there is no tiger and monkey in the mountains to call the king, and it is not what you want?
Yang Ergou was stunned for a moment at first, but after thinking about it, he was startled, and he was about to cry: "Big brother, don't go, I was really wrong, I'll pour you wine to make amends when I go back." I'll give you money......"
"You still want to harm me, Lao Tzu doesn't eat your set, you just say you can't come, right?" The young man was furiousโafter receiving your money, tomorrow you tell the director, I will be gone, isn't this hurting me?
"Then can I write the check?" Yang Ergou cried with a sad face. "Big brother, I really didn't mean that......"
The little bit of temperature that the young man brought out of the bed was almost gone, and it was really cold at night, so he didn't bother to talk to him anymore, so he thought for a while and said, "Okay, you write me a check first, and give it to me secretly tomorrow." Don't let anyone know, you know? I'll be on duty to clean you up after the writing is not profound!"
Yang Ergou nodded as if he had been amnestied: "Okay, don't worry, big brother, I'll write ...... now"
The young man then wrapped himself in a coat and went to sleep triumphantly. Leaving Yang Ergou to hold the pen again, looking at the red lines on the clean and white manuscript paper in a daze, he muttered for a long time: "This Nima is called the king of Hades, and the little ghost is difficult, and Lao Tzu's 20,000 words have not yet landed......"
But I didn't know that the young man went back to the next door and climbed into bed, and couldn't help but ask happily: "How about it, brother, my methods are very good! Let that kid write me a check first, tomorrow he will be dishonest, and whoever is on duty at night will let him write an examination." โ
The people on duty at night couldn't sleep too much, and some people who were awakened replied in a daze: "Hurry up and sleep, toss that kid has time, I'm not afraid that he will clean up, if the director doesn't say it in the future, Boss Yan will think that we are not doing well!"
When the police station was quiet again, no one noticed that when the young man was 'negotiating' with Yang Ergou just now, a small black bird flew around in a big circle in the night sky, and then landed on the roof near the two of them.
After listening to the conversation between the young man entering the house and the people in the room, the little black bird glanced at Yang Ergou's room with a little regret, flapped his wings and flew away.
Yang Ergou in the house didn't know that although he had to write more checks, he had escaped a disaster. Otherwise, maybe he'll have to break out of prison tonight, get out and get his leg broken and get caught.
The person who threatened him in front of Boss Yan, although the person who did this was a bit of a flurry, it can be attributed to not being very sensible. But it doesn't matter, Boss Yan has always been helpful and willing to help him make him sensible - what's wrong with the big boss, he is tied to everything he does as a big boss during the day, and he can't do what he wants to do at night!