"Damn, your uncle is a little cub!" Zhou Xiangying struggled to open his leaky mouth and roared viciously: "Bullshit storytelling, you treat Lao Tzu as an idiot!"

Such a hideous ruthlessness.

Apparently I don't want to hear any stories.

But Chen Xu was still very serious and dignified, and slowly told the story: "One day, a handsome and kind man left his wife, crossed the sea, crossed the ocean, and traveled thousands of miles to a desert island. On this desert island lived a relative of his wife. He came to this island with the intention of taking relatives. Coincidentally, when he arrived, there was a big mess in this relative's house, and that relative was running away in a panic......"

Chen Xu said step by step, clenching the gun.

At this time, the man bravely and fearlessly pulled out his weapon and saved the life of the relative. ”

Speaking of this, Chen Xu looked at Zhou Xiangying kindly and asked, "Am I right?"

Zhou Xiangying's face changed.

Because he noticed that the muzzle of the gun that Chen Xu was holding had been aimed at him.

Chen Xu smiled slightly, grabbed his mobile phone from his pocket, and held it up in front of Zhou Xiangying. Said slowly: "We are relatives, right? Since we are relatives, then it is appropriate to save your life, and there is no need to ask for anything in return." That's what I was going to do. I haven't told you anything about it. But I don't understand......"

Speaking of this, Chen Xu's voice turned sharply: "I don't understand, is it because I'm dazzled? Or is it your relative who takes the trouble to kill me from time to time?"

Time seemed to stand still.

Zhou Xiangying stared at Chen Xu with an ugly face. Said slowly: "You saw it?"

"Actually, I didn't see it. Chen Xu sank his face and said angrily: "But Lao Tzu can hear that you old thing suffers from severe cervical spondylosis, every time you stare at me, as soon as I turn my head to look at each other, you will twist your neck and rattle and don't look at me." Avoiding me like this, I don't think it's even hard for you not to doubt you. ”

"And, now that I'm casually cheating, you're pouring beans from a bamboo tube, right?"

The more Chen Xu spoke, the more angry he became, and said loudly: "If you want to kill someone, there should be a reason, isn't it? Then I have to ask, you praised me at the beginning, I shouldn't be wrong about this, but in a blink of an eye, your uncle." Why do you want to kill me again?"

A few seconds later.

Zhou Xiangying rolled his eyelids gloomily, stared at Chen Xu fiercely, and said, "Because Lao Tzu has already found out...... You little cub is a dou who can't be helped. ”

This time it was Chen Xu's turn to change.

He thought about it for a while before frowning: "The reason, let's hear it." ”

"Hmph!" Zhou Xiangying gritted his teeth and raised his neck: "Little cub, I originally thought that you were a ruthless and decisive person, but you were also worthy of being my son-in-law." But Lao Tzu later found out that you are just a piece of shit, shit!"

"You don't deserve this kind of shit at all, take over Lao Tzu's position. ”

"So, why don't I want to kill you! If I don't kill you, you pile of shit occupies the pit and doesn't shit, Lao Tzu will be upset when he looks at it!"

Zhou Xiangying's indifferent and cruel words were finished. Chen Xu tilted his head sideways, thought silently for a while, and suddenly felt ridiculous.

He shook his head, took a deep breath, and then turned his gaze and chuckled, "I understand." In the eyes of you, an old smuggler, even if I kill people and set fires, as long as I act decisively, I am the kind of person you admire the most, right?"

At that moment, Zhou Xiangying seemed to be touched by something, and her face was painful.

Chen Xu sneered.

"Take the initiative to regard doing no evil as a shortcut to success, and not be ashamed but proud, Zhou Xiangying, do you think you are really a winner in life? In fact, you are just a coward hiding on a desert island, surviving for a long time. ”

"Because when you were opposed to human society, you were abandoned by human society, you can only hide on this desert island and be helpless, you have failed so much that the whole person is perverted, do you think that a loser like you is really qualified to comment on others?"

"Little, you're sharp-toothed!"

Zhou Xiangying took a deep breath, his face was full of anger, and he sneered: "Since you think Lao Tzu is a loser, he is an old pervert lying on this broken island." Then I'm going to ask you why you're coming to this broken island to beg me?"

As soon as the words fell.

"Boom!"

Chen Xu had already smashed the butt of a gun on the roaring left cheek, interrupting Zhou Xiangying's hideousness before he spoke disdainfully.

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu's money, of course Lao Tzu has to come back. What's the matter, you idiot, do you think that if you insult me a few words, I'll recklessly turn around and leave, forgetting the most important thing?"

Zhou Xiangying's neck was raised: "What's the matter?, you want my payment password, tell you, it will never be!"

"No, you're wrong, I didn't intend to ask for your payment password. Chen Xu shook his head slowly, looked at Zhou Xiangying, who looked at death as if he were at home, and smiled.

"I remember you said you were going to give 10 million dollars to each of my sons and daughters. Be trustworthy, old guy, you can transfer the money, after I return to China, I will definitely redouble my efforts to get a third and fourth children with Zizi, in this matter, I don't need to deceive you. ”

"On this issue, do you remember that Lao Tzu is your elder again?"

Zhou Xiangying was angry, "Ahhhh

He got up with red eyes, clenched his old fist and charged at Chen Xu, obviously extremely resentful!

Chen Xu was speechless.

I thought: Old bones, old bones, you can talk well, but you want to ......

While disdainful, he kicked out with a strong kick.

The world is quiet.

Zhou Xiangying went back again and covered her stomach.

"Bunny!"

Zhou Xiangying continued his mantra, his face full of hatred and resentment: "You don't want to think about it!

Chen Xu nodded, his five fingers were forced, and he clenched the pistol: "Listen, old bones." ”

"After all, you are Zhou Zifan's uncle. ”

"It stands to reason. No matter how much I conflict with you, I will end up with a gun pointed at you. ”

Speaking of this, Chen Xu's face darkened.

"But now. ”

"You know the situation between me and Zizi in China. ”

"So. ”

In the next second, Chen Xu coldly stretched out his arm and aimed the muzzle of the gun at Zhou Xiangying, who was curled up.

"I'm going to shoot you three times, one on the toes of your feet and one on your left finger. If you can get through, then I have nothing to say, I'll turn around and leave. ”

Chen Xu's face turned pale, and he began to count: "I'll count three times, one ......."

"Just shoot, little bunny. Lao Tzu will never be afraid of you. ”

Zhou Xiangying's eyes flickered, and he said in a cold voice: "Just with you as a soft egg, extorting money is just beating Lao Tzu's toes and fingers." ”

"Oh, just because of that, Lao Tzu won't give you money. ”

Chen Xu closed his eyes gently.

"Two ......"

He thought to himself: Finally, do you want to become like this old guy, who will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals?

Chen Xu opened his eyes.

So, change it!

His eyes became murderous.

"Wait a minute," Zhou Xiangying's voice actually became happy, and shouted: "That's right! That's right! Your current actions and demeanor, Lao Tzu is optimistic about you again." ”

He added, "Isn't it just money?"

"Take the phone, Lao Tzu's money was originally reserved for the two of you. ”

Zhou Xiangying said, raised his arm and stretched out his hand, signaling Chen Xu to hand over the phone.

Chen Xu handed it out speechlessly, only to find out that if you want to deal with perverts, you can only be more perverted.

Soon, Zhou Xiangying got the transfer done.

"Listen kid. ”

Zhou Xiangying looked solemnly at Chen Xu, who was standing, with a majestic face: "Lao Tzu has already transferred the account to you!"

"Now, it's time for you to protect Lao Tzu's life!"

"What are you doing in a daze?"

After Zhou Xiangying finished speaking, he glared at Chen Xu angrily.

Chen Xumo.

Then his eyes moved, looked at Zhou Xiangying, and shook his head.

"If it's good, it's good, but old fellow, the cunning and calculating light that flashes in your eyes makes me look scared. ”

"So. ”

Chen Xu took a step forward suddenly, lightning stretched out his hand, and snatched the mobile phone in Zhou Xiangying's palm again, Fang stood solemnly and shook his head: "This mobile phone...... You'll go back and get a re-one. I don't have your password, I can't withdraw your money. ”

As he spoke, Chen Xu put his mobile phone in his pocket, helped the backpack gun on his body, and showed a bright smile: "Then, don't pass it away." Each goes back to his own house, and each finds his own mother. Say goodbye ......"

Elongating the sound of farewell, Chen Xu happily turned around, walked out of the hole, and looked up - the moon was hanging high in the sky, as if there was a fairy Chang'e, giving him a silent blessing from the Moon Palace, plus his body.

Chen Xu clenched his fists and bowed, and then looked in the direction of the sea.

It's time for the long wind and waves to come to an end, and it's time to hang on the clouds and sail into the sea

……