Taiqing Mountain is located in the northern part of Yuzhou, China, on the border with Jinju.

It belongs to the Central Plains, is the center of the ancient Chinese dynasties to compete in the world, since ancient times it is the place of personal outstanding spirit, Zhong Lingyuxiu, the ancient dynasties and dynasties of the world are located.

Taiqing Mountain is a famous mountain in the Central Plains, there have been several emperors to worship heaven and earth here, the historical traces and the steep scenery have attracted many tourists to come.

Two years ago, someone met a flying immortal on the way to climb the mountain, and also took a video and uploaded it, which detonated the hot spot of public opinion at that time, so that this famous mountain showed its face in the eyes of the Chinese people, and the popularity and passenger flow of Taiqing Mountain increased dramatically, and countless people flocked to see the legendary immortals, almost turning Taiqing Mountain bald.

Of course, no one has ever seen any flying immortals again, and this matter is blamed on the self-directed and self-acting of the scenic spot management, and most of the people are trying to have fun, purely taking Taiqing Mountain as a famous tourist attraction to check in and join in the fun.

"Lao Wang, what did you say was the living Lei Feng who advertised for us at that time? I have lived in Taiqing Mountain for fifty-six years, and I have not seen any immortals, how can modern people believe this so easily?"

The fierce-looking noodle shop owner thought for a while: "I guess he is to be an Internet celebrity, look at the market, are there still few people who become popular by shooting fake videos? After all, modern people can't live without joining in the fun, and it's not bad to have fun looking for it...... Well, like me. ”

"You, what you said about being deceived for two years in order to find immortals, in fact, you are greedy for our Taiqing Mountain to live comfortably...... No, you just saw the opportunity to make money, how have you made it in the past two years?"

The owner of the Liangpi shop with a big waist and a round waist gloated, the business of the noodle shop was far inferior to his Liangpi shop, and Lao Wang's fierce face alone basically scared away most of the customers, plus the taste was ......

The evaluation on the ugly group is only 1.0 points, you guests feel it.

The owner of the noodle shop said with a dry smile: "It's okay, at least it's not a loss, I've been thinking about resting, but I didn't expect that your Taiqing Mountain is different from other mountains, and December is actually a busy season." ”

"That's ~ the scenic spot is free of charge for students in December, and the students who go up the mountain are basically students, and the students come out to play, of course, how much can be saved, and it can be regarded as an advertisement for our Taiqing Mountain. ”

"Hey, in the end, the people above have brains, and all kinds of advertising methods can be used, should I also learn how to advertise? Otherwise, this business ...... Don't say it, if someone comes up, do you think they will choose which one of us?" The noodle shop owner looked nervous, he could only barely make ends meet in the busy season, and he was extremely attentive to every business.

The owner of the cool skin shop spread his hands: "I guess he doesn't choose any of them, just go up the mountain~" Compared with a single business, he is more happy to see the owner of the noodle shop deflated.

However, things did not develop in the direction that the owner of the Liangpi shop said, maybe it was about to reach the meal, and the young man and girl who climbed halfway up the mountain looked at the signboard and chose for a moment, and then walked into the noodle shop.

The owner of the noodle shop proudly raised his eyebrows and handed the menu to the two people seated: "What do you two eat?"

The young man glanced at it and made a resolute decision: "Let's have a bowl of big meat noodles." ”

The menu is pushed to the girl.

"I don't. The girl smiled and returned the menu directly to the noodle shop owner.

"Good ......" is a bowl of noodles business, not much money, the noodle shop owner is a little lost, but after thinking about it, it can be regarded as a victory over the owner of the cold skin shop who likes to sneer, and his heart is suddenly happy.

And......

The long-legged and beautiful, model-like girl can deign to sit in his small noodle shop, and actually gives him a sense of fluffiness, as if the whole small noodle shop is a little brighter, and then look at the owner of the cool skin shop, when he sees the girl, his eyes are straight, and he has not eased up yet.

"Look at what, go back to your shop, don't disturb my business. The noodle shop owner slammed the door, blocking the sight of the owner of the Liangpi shop.

Turn on the fire, boil the noodles, cover with toppings, and a bowl of steaming large meat noodles is freshly out of the pot, which from the outside can't help but make people's appetite move.

The noodle shop owner solemnly put this bowl of noodles in front of the girl, his eyes were expectant, waiting for the girl to deign to taste.

"......" The young man looked helpless, his sense of existence was so weak......?

"Su-style noodle ......" pushed the bowl back to his side, and the young man reached for his chopsticks, inserted them into a familiar ball of fine noodles, and asked, "Is the boss from Sioux City?"

He said this in the Sioux dialect, and the noodle shop owner's eyes lit up, and he asked the girl solemnly: "Fellow countryman, are you also from Sioux City?"

Boy: "......"

It's too much, boss, obviously I asked......

"We are indeed from Sioux City~ Boss, why did you come here to open a store?" The girl didn't have many taboos, this kind of thing had long been commonplace, and she didn't see any malice in the boss's eyes, so she started a family affair with the boss.

"...... you talk" The young man was sullen, and this sentence did not enter the ears of the boss.

The chopsticks stirred and scooped up a pair of chopsticks noodles.

Woohoo......

Boy: "......"

It's hard to describe this taste......

"Boss, did you poison the face?" the young man came out, and of course he was ignored again by the boss who was chatting with the girl.

The boy held back his tears and swallowed as if he were dead.

This bowl of noodles is quite similar in appearance, the noodles have a hard and bad taste, just like taking a bite of a mattress, and the attached noodle soup is quite salty, salty to bitter.

As for the meat......

The boy gritted unbelievingly, and his teeth were halfway down, almost bursting. This thing had obviously just been fished out of the refrigerator for a short time, and halfway through the thaw, there was still ice slag inside.

"It turns out that the boss came here because there are immortals in the mountains?" this kind of thing is all a lie...... "At this time, the girl was talking to the boss about a more fantasy topic.

The noodle shop owner scratched his head in embarrassment: "There is really such a thing, so there are a lot of tourists here, little girl, you come here to play, you don't know about it? I'll show you the video of the immortals." ”

As he spoke, the boss swiped his phone and opened the video that had been stored in the phone for nearly two years.

In fact, when I chatted with the owner of the cool leather shop next door before, I complained that modern people can't live if they don't join in the fun, purely because to be honest, he can't hang his face, and he doesn't really think that everyone is idle and has nothing to do.

That's right, he came for the immortals, he belongs to the kind of people who firmly believe in the existence of immortals and want to find the legendary immortals......

When I first came to Yuzhou, I went around in Taiqing Mountain for two months, and most of the peaks outside the scenic spot were climbed, and there were no people, not to mention immortals, and there were no savages.

He thought that maybe the immortals didn't see his sincerity, so he decided to rely on his cooking skills that he didn't even dare to eat, open a noodle shop in Taiqing Mountain, and put three incense sticks in the direction of Taiqing Mountain every day, insisting on waiting for the arrival of the immortals.

Fortunately, there is a cool leather shop next door, otherwise he might starve to death as a noodle shop......

This noodle shop has been open for two years, the heat of the fairy rumors has subsided, and his mind has gradually cooled, so he can only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and after this busy season in December to recover some capital, he is ready to go back to his hometown to get married, and live the rest of his life in peace.

"This immortal video...... Like not like a clip? The girl handed the phone to the boy, and her expression was a little strange and indescribable.

The boy glanced at it, and the chopsticks didn't hold it steady, and they fell on the table.

"What's wrong?" the boss asked, seeing that the boy was looking different.

The young man touched his chopsticks: "It's okay, it's okay, the thunder is too loud, it startled me." ”

Noodle shop owner: "......"

"Bad comment from Wang Chao, you think you are Liu Bei?!"

There was no thunder in the sky at all, the boss only thought he was joking, and his face was not good enough to take back the phone: "Don't look at it, it's definitely not edited, there are really immortals." ”

The young man nodded: "I don't think it's like an edit, maybe there are really immortals in this Taiqing Mountain." ”

Hearing the pandering, the boss's gaze at the young man suddenly became much more pleasing to the eye: "It's not maybe, it's for sure~"

"Well, well, ......for sure," the young man nodded repeatedly, not to him, but just asked, "I'm full, how much?"

"That's full?" The boss glanced at a total of one and a half mouthfuls of noodle bowls, and suddenly blushed, he was self-aware, after all, the evaluation of his noodle shop was only 1.0, and this was still under the condition that the lowest score could only be 1.0......

He said embarrassedly: "Fellow, I'll give you a discount today." ”

With an income that can barely make ends meet, discounting is already his limit.

"Okay, how much?" The boy is a cheerful person who doesn't like to shirk.

The boss's face was fierce, and his body trembled: "The original price is 200, and now I only charge you 198." ”

Teenager: "???"

Wait, you're a slaughterer, aren't you? Fifteen dollars a bowl on the menu?!

The young man was just about to speak, but suddenly the girl gave him a look, and a voice came one after another: [Give money, and then go.] 】

The second monk was confused, and the young man took out two Grandpa Mao and put them on the table: "No need to look for it......"

"Okay, let's go~" The boss smiled and sent the two away, and suddenly a spirit.

The owner of the Liangpi shop poked his head out at the right time and said in surprise: "Okay, you old Wang, after two years, you finally show your true face, and you dare to rip off customers? ! I misjudged you, don't come to my store to eat in the future." ”

"Ripping off customers?" the noodle shop owner looked confused, "I just slaughtered customers?" Wait, no, why do I feel hateful when I see that young man, I can't help but want to kill a customer, if I don't kill him, I feel uncomfortable, and even want to beat him, poisonous...... Don't you feel that way?"

"Me?" The owner of the Liangpi shop remembered that the young man was obviously very handsome, and he was puzzled, there was such a feeling, but the main reason was that he was jealous that the young man was accompanied by a long-legged girl, which was not as strong as Lao Wang said.

He quietly glanced at the noodle shop owner, maybe it was because Lao Wang couldn't make ends meet recently, and his life was too stressful, so he made an excuse for forcibly stealing customers, right?

It seems that he must be kind to the poor old king in the future, otherwise he may be slaughtered one day......

May the immortals bless you, Amen~