"Old fellow?"

"Hey. Zhou Xiangying bent down humbly.

"Zhou Xiangying?"

"This, my name is Long Chengyu, haha. Zhou Xiangying bent over with a more modest attitude.

Chen Xu glanced at this old guy who pretended to be like that, and then glanced at Ai Kalei, who was quietly leaning against the stone wall and grinding ropes, and warned Ai Kalei not to make any more small moves.

After that, he lit a cigarette, and in the mist of smoke, he looked at Zhou Xiangying with interest, "Your name is Long Chengyu?"

"yes. ”

"You're a herb picker?"

"yes. Zhou Xiangying nodded blankly, his face showing an appropriate amount of confusion and flattery, which made him look more honest and humble. Nodding his head and saying, "You see, this season, is the time when mushrooms are growing wildly, and I came over in a small boat, thinking that I can pick a lot of subsidies for my family." ”

When he said this, he was very confident, because this is the truth, he grew up in a rural family, and when he was idle on this island, he often picked some mushrooms or something to move his muscles and bones.

He thinks that such an answer is absolutely perfunctory to anyone.

After all, he himself is ordinary-looking, coupled with a deliberate low-key, which just fits the image of a medicine picker. Neither his expression nor his appearance felt that there was anything suspicious about him.

"Phew, don't pretend to be ......" Chen Xu pouted disdainfully: "What do you say you are a medicine picker, under my fiery eyes, you are the owner of this island, Zhou Xiangying." ”

As soon as these words came out, the corners of Zhou Xiangying's eyes jumped.

Then he opened his mouth and stammered, looking a little overwhelmed: "This, you are really mistaken, my surname is Long, and I really don't call it Zhou." ”

"Pretend!" Chen Xu said categorically: "Do you know, Island Master Zhou, under my keen eyes, you have exposed at least four problems. ”

"Exposed!" Zhou Xiangying's expression looked confused: "What exposure? You can't understand me, I'm really not Zhou's ......."

"Then I'll tell you how I recognized you. Chen Xu interrupted Zhou Xiangying's defense and raised a finger.

"First. Don't tell me when you run away and pass by that rocky field during the morning shootout, you don't see a man lying under that rock. Yes, that person is me. And if you're really a medicine picker, will others hunt you down? ”

Zhou Xiangying blinked. His heart was a little cold, this young man turned out to be the one who saved his life in the morning, this is indeed a serious problem, he ran away with a gun at that time, he really did not look like a medicine picker. However, the herb picker was chased by gangsters, although it was special. It can still be rounded.

"Second. Chen Xu raised his second finger and said in a loud voice: "As a medicine picker." Your backpack and belongings don't have any tools to collect medicines. Even if you're just going to the island to pick mushrooms, you don't even have a basket or a belt. So, you're not a so-called herb picker at all. ”

Hearing this, Zhou Xiangying could only smile bitterly. If that's a flaw, too. He really wanted to hear what the other two points were?

"Third. Chen Xu raised his third finger. Then he grabbed it out, grabbed Zhou Xiangying's hand and turned it over and over again.

"Look at your hands, these are a pair of hands that have been raised for nothing. Can such a hand be the hand that the people at the bottom still need to overcome thorns and thorns?"

As he spoke, Chen Xu turned over Zhou Xiangying's hand again and pointed: "Your hand, except for the place where you hold the gun, there are still some traces of calluses. It has nothing to do with the toiling masses anymore. ”

Throwing away Zhou Xiangying's hand, Chen Xu raised his palm and sneered: "You are so good, this is a pair of hands that can pretend to be a medicine picker." Those hands of yours may be scratched even if they break a branch now, do you know?"

Zhou Xiangying was gloomy for a while. Originally, he felt that the lies he made up were cautious enough, but who knew that all the excuses, in the eyes of this young man, were all problems.

Now that it has been said that it has been broken, there is no point in continuing to stand up except for self-inflicted humiliation.

So Zhou Xiangying sighed faintly, looked at Chen Xu very dejectedly, and sighed: "So, what is the fourth problem I have." ”

"This is the most critical ......" Chen Xuyi took out his mobile phone sternly, pressed and held it, clicked the phone into a boot state, and then flipped out the stored photo, and poked and poked with one finger.

"Look, isn't this you?"

……

(If you laugh, please vote, it's really desperate.) ）

Zhou Xiangying rolled her eyes and looked at her phone for a long time. He used his greatest willpower to finally suppress the ghost fire in his heart. Otherwise, he was afraid that he would not be able to help it, and reached out his hands to pinch the neck of a bastard thing.

Your uncle, since you have already recognized Lao Tzu from the photo, you are obviously prepared, so you still have so many chicken dry hair!

After working hard for a long time, Zhou Xiangying finally succeeded, he restrained the momentum of wanting to fight hard, raised his head in unbearable shape, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, I am Zhou Xiangying." ”

This old guy is finally on the road?

Chen Xu was very happy, put away his mobile phone, reached out and patted Zhou Xiangying's shoulder, and said proudly: "Listen, if I say that I am related to you, do you believe it?"

"You and me, relative?" Zhou Xiangying rolled her eyes again. To be precise, dumbfounded again. It's all weird. A small part of it is because when Chen Xu speaks, he is too lewd and. The other half is so embarrassed by this kid that he is so shameless that he is extremely shameless.

God really can't open his eyes! I have worked hard for most of my life, and at the end of my life, do I want to be tricked by such a villain?

And it's a non-technical trick.

Zhou Xiangying's eyes rose with great sadness.

Chen Xu didn't think that he was pretending to be a relative, this old guy was originally Zhou Zifan's uncle, although Guan Yi was broken, but Guan Zhi was always a fact.

Seeing Zhou Xiangying's obvious disbelief at this moment, he continued: "Old guy, Zhou Rong is your own brother, right? Zhou Zifan is your niece, right? And I, Zhou Zifan's husband and Zhou Rong's son-in-law. Passing on the torch, I have already taken over the burden on Zhou Rong. That's why I've come here this time to collect my debts from you! I don't care if you recognize your relatives or not. I just want to tell you that today, it is only right to repay debts!"

His voice, the louder he spoke, the more his momentum became more and more sufficient, and in the end, he stood up, crossed his waist and roared, his voice was like thunder, and it was a gun barrel, which slammed against Zhou Xiangying's forehead.

"Remember, since Lao Tzu has sacrificed his life and ran over, there is nothing he dare not do, if you dare to burst out of your mouth now, Lao Tzu will pull your tendons, peel your skin, and let you die for three days and three nights, Lao Tzu can do it!"

Saying that, Chen Xu was furious. lifted Zhou Xiangying's neck and pushed it against the stone wall, and then, a gun barrel was frantically pried into Zhou Xiangying's mouth, and he was dumbfounded.

"Give back the money of Lao Tzu's family!"

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