[237] Only those who outline the family can be called tigresses
"Goodbye Mom, we'll be home soon, bye-bye, uh-huh... ”
After ending the call with her mother, Mu Zi Nell reached out and handed the phone to Mu Zi Jiuyang, and said with a smile on her face, "Dad, you're finished, you're going to kneel on the keyboard again when you go back."
Mom said, she bought you durian and keyboard, giggle... By the way, my mother also said that I would ask Uncle Liu Yu and Sister Xinxin to come to our house as guests, you must convey it, otherwise my mother will beat you, and I won't help. ”
"Well, Dad heard it, so you don't need to remind me again. ”
After replying to his baby daughter speechlessly, Muzi Jiuyang saw that there was no sound on the other side of the walkie-talkie, and hurriedly said in a disdainful tone, "Okay, it's hard to hold back one by one, just laugh if you want to, anyway, you won't be much better later, hum." ”
"Hahaha...... laughed to death, Muzi bragged about his status at home every day, but now Lao Tzu found out that this product is strict with one wife, and it is also a strict wife who kneels on the keyboard, hahaha... Laughing to death. ”
After a smug laugh, Tsunajiro suddenly found that he was the only one who laughed again, so he hurriedly shouted into the walkie-talkie, "Xiao Mo Xiao Mo, Liu Yu Liu Yu, why don't you laugh, don't you think it's funny that Muzi is wife is strict and strict?"
"I don't dare to laugh at you, I just ask you to wait for you to come to my barbecue restaurant, be kind to me, don't lose so badly, after all, we are also big men, we want to save face, right, hehehe... Hearing Tsunajiro's question, Sato Xiaomo said with a wry smile on his face while holding his little guy and protecting the little girl.
After Sato Xiaomo, Liu Yu glanced at the little girl, and then continued to drive, while saying slightly embarrassed into the walkie-talkie, "Outline, in fact, not only Muzi's guy is a strict wife, but even I am a strict wife."
In fact, my mother-in-law is more sturdy than Muzi's family, I think it's better not to laugh at him now, save me when it's my turn to call, he will laugh at me mercilessly, hehehe.... Laugh as much as you like. ”
"Tut-tut..... Xiao Mo loves his wife and becomes a demon, Muzi is afraid of his wife and is afraid of kneeling on the keyboard, Liu Yu is afraid of his wife and is afraid of not laughing, hey, what kind of brothers have I made here, one by one like soft eggs, I said you can't be like me, a man?"
After despying Liu Yu and them fiercely, Outline Jiro continued to walk behind Liu Yu and them while driving the car, and continued to say, "Hey, I said how you guys are mixed up, all of them are very handsome, and their careers are doing well, I just don't understand, brother, your conditions are so good, why are you so afraid of your mother-in-law??"
"The drizzle brings wind and dampness through the dusk streets, erasing the rain and looking up for no reason, looking at the lonely evening lamp, is the sad memory, once again flooding the heart of countless thoughts, the past moment of laughter is still hanging on the face, I hope you can know at this moment, it is my heartfelt voice. I like your eyes to be moving, and your laughter is even more charming..... As soon as Tsunjiro finished speaking, the cell phone in his pocket rang.
Hearing the ringtone of his mobile phone, Tsunajiro first took out his mobile phone and glanced at the caller ID, and then after seeing that it was from his mother-in-law, Tsunajiro's heart suddenly cooled in half.
"Your sister, this dead mother-in-law, when don't you call, but call at this time, she is deliberately looking for me, right, she is angry with me, it seems to beat her, but unfortunately I can't do it, huhuhu, angry with me. ”
After crying without tears in his heart, Tsunajiro pressed the answer button while handing the phone to Tsunade Saburo, and then said with a smile on his face, "Saburo is called by Mom, you tell Mom and Dad that it is inconvenient to answer the phone while driving, and we will go home soon." ”
"Tsunajiro, you bastard, are you funny with a show of brains, or are you crazy when you go out to have fun, if you don't call back after going out for ten days, at least send a text message back, even if you don't text back, don't turn off your phone!!" Li Yuan, who was on the other side of the phone, heard Tsunajiro's words, and didn't wait for his baby son to answer the phone, so he scolded directly, and he scared Tsunashi Saburo so much that he didn't dare to answer the phone.
After retracting his little hand, Syllabusaburo looked at Tsunasaburo and said in a milky voice, "Dad, you better answer the phone by yourself, Mom is so scared that she's angry now, I'm a little scared." ”
"San Lang, don't be afraid, your mother only murders your father, not you, San Lang told his mother, you haven't had fun in the past ten days, has your father taken you well?"
After hearing that his mother's tone had changed, San Lang immediately picked up his mobile phone and said with a sweet smile, "Mom, San Lang has had a lot of fun these days."
Mom, let me tell you, there are cute little chirps on the mountain, delicious fruits, sweet spring water, big wild boars, big fish, Dad, they caught a lot of big wild boars, big fish and fish come back, San Lang is happy to eat. ”
"Oh, San Lang is having such a good time, but this is not like your character, tell me honestly if my mother is in trouble, is there any disobedience and running around?"
Hearing Li Yuan's question, Outline Jiro shuddered at first, and then immediately grabbed ahead of the little guy and said, "San Lang is well-behaved, where will you get into trouble, San Lang has been well-behaved recently, right, San Lang quickly tell your mother, you have been very well-behaved and haven't caused trouble recently." ”
"Outline Saburo, shut up for me, I'm chatting with my son, what are you talking about, don't contact me for ten days, the phone is turned off, and when you come back, you see how I clean you up, hum. ”
After directly shouting at Tsunajiro to shut up, Li Yuan changed his tone again, and said in a gentle tone, "San Lang, a good boy shouldn't lie, especially to his mother, my mother believes that San Lang is a good boy, so San Lang quickly tell my mother, what trouble have you been in lately." ”
Children are always easy to be tricked, especially when the other party is their own parents, poor Tsunajiro looked at his baby son with blank eyes, stupidly tricked by his own mother-in-law, but he couldn't do anything, and he didn't even have the courage to stop it.
After listening to what happened to his son, there was a sobbing voice on the other end of the phone, and then he said in a cold voice, "Tsunajiro, good, good, very good, you dare to almost take my son away, you come back to see how I clean you up, hum."
By the way, remember to bring your brothers and little ones to play at home, especially your brother named Liu Yu and his family Xinxin, I want to thank Xinxin for taking care of our son.
And I warn you, if you don't bring them home to me, you will have three broken bones, your hands broken, your feet broken, you can choose one of the three, that's it, you can come back as soon as you've had enough. ”
The call ended, and all three cars fell silent at the same time.
Mu Zi Jiuyang, Sato Xiao Mo, and Liu Yu on the other side of the walkie-talkie heard Li Yuan's three choices, and they all touched the cold sweat on their foreheads, and swallowed their saliva with difficulty; ", compared to the mother-in-law of the outline family, I suddenly feel that my mother-in-law is actually quite gentle." ”
(End of chapter)