1806: Pregnancy quirks

As the months slowly increased, although Jiang Pengji's pregnant belly still did not emerge, everyone did not dare to slack off.

Her status is completely on par with the daughter of the Wei Ci family.

Jiang Pengji couldn't help but sigh and complain, "National Treasure Panda, I am the only humanoid national treasure now, and I am not happy at all." ”

Rubbing the white hair on the chin and head of the panda girl, an indescribable loneliness welled up in my heart.

Other people have pregnancy syndrome and everything, but she is eccentric, she especially wants to work, no one can stop her, and she is uncomfortable without working.

Every day, I have nowhere to vent my energy, and when I close my eyes and dream, I dream that I am wandering in the ocean of work, surrounded by official documents.

The more she was like this, the more everyone guarded against it, and they were so frightened that they were terrified in their dreams.

Don't worry about it, no, whose pregnant woman is pregnant with this reaction?

The biggest pleasure of five million salted fish now is to watch Jiang Pengji fight wits and courage with everyone for work.

[Digital Evolution]: If I had the energy of an anchor when I was pregnant, my boss would probably be so happy that his teeth would have fallen out.

[There is no way out of the mountain and water]: This kind of pregnant woman is still rare, and most women are very hard to get pregnant, and their energy is seriously insufficient. Edema, obesity, gluttony, and snooze, these are all the norms. If anyone who is pregnant is as energetic as the anchor, the figure is not deformed, there is no pregnant belly, there is no edema, the skin is so good that even a fly can break a leg when standing on it, and the work is still positive - it is estimated that it will not be so difficult for women to find a job. Now, women who have not given birth to a second child are far less competitive in the workplace than capable men.

In addition to these, there are also many experienced mothers who give Jiang Pengji advice and tell her what she can eat and what she can't eat.

In a word, the first child is raised according to the book, and the second child is raised according to the pig.

Jiang Pengji was confused with her bear-brained daughter.

So is she a first child or a second child now?

When she was six months pregnant, the weather in the north was a little cooler, and Jiang Pengji woke up one day and suddenly lost interest in work.

On that day, she was depressed, had no appetite for what to eat, and looked so depressed that she seemed to have no attachment to the world.

Feng Zhen and the others frowned violently when they saw it, and they didn't know what idea their lord had come up with to toss them.

"The lord is not going to the government affairs hall today?"

Jiang Pengji waved her hand and said, "No, my brain hurts when I look at those bamboo slips, and I don't want to see a word now." ”

The mood of the lord is like the face of a child, and he changes when he says it.

didn't wait for Feng Zhen and them to breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that when the eldest husband was finally willing to raise the baby with peace of mind, she began to make trouble again.

Zhang Ping of the carpentry workshop innocently lay down on the gun, bearing the merciless accusations and gaze whipping of everyone.

The conscience of heaven and earth, it was really not him who seduced the lord to go to the carpentry workshop, he was also innocent, the ghost knows why the lord came to the carpentry workshop and refused to leave. She also said that the wood chips in the woodworking workshop taste extremely delicious, and you can eat more than 20 bowls of rice when you smell the taste, which is so fragrant!

Feng Zhendu couldn't help but change his face, with a hellish expression.

"What does it mean that sawdust smells so good? Normal people like sawdust and want to roll into the pile of sawdust to sleep?"

The lord's body of fine skin and tender flesh is really not afraid that he will disdain to prick her all over her body?

"I heard that pregnant women have a weird temperament during pregnancy, and the lord's behavior is not out of line...... "A colleague whose wife has given birth to three children and has a lot of experience in pregnancy husband said, "The most important thing for pregnant women is to be in a good mood, don't go against her, you must follow the coax." ”

Feng Zhen held back for a long time without holding back a fart.

He wanted to say back - he was the father of two children, and he was around when his two wives were pregnant, why were they so normal in pregnancy - just thinking that this metaphor was a bit offensive to the lord, he put up with it.

The other courtiers were also silent for a long time.

Most of them are in their thirties and forties, and they have long been fathers, and they have at least two children, and they have indeed not encountered a similar phenomenon.

There was even a person who secretly complained to his best friend.

"There's a female boss who is not very good, as soon as she gets pregnant, it makes everyone feel like a father. ”

The friend admired Jiang Pengji very much, and when he heard this, his face changed, and he planned to cut off the relationship with this friend.

Friends who are disloyal and disrespectful to you should not be made!

The courtier, who had a great desire to survive, added, "Jiang Jun only has this baby at such an age, and everyone is afraid that she will bump into it." Since she announced her pregnancy, she has not had a single day of sleep. The god who gave Lin'er didn't make any move, but we courtiers were trembling. ”

The friend said with a dark face, "That's it, you can't say such disrespectful words." ”

If these words reach the ears of outsiders, he is not afraid of being cleaned up.

The courtier said, "There is no disrespect!"

He was respectful and trembling, he was worried and worried since Jiang Pengji was pregnant, and he suffered from the other party's unreasonable pregnancy reaction, this is not like being a father? If it is the mother-in-law of the family, no matter how uncomfortable and uncomfortable the body is, she will not toss her husband with these trivial things. But who is the lord? The lord is in a bad mood, and it is these courtiers who are unlucky. People can say whatever they have, and they don't have scruples at all. Therefore, during the period when Jiang Pengji was pregnant, the ministers felt that the feeling of being a father was stronger than that of their own wife's pregnancy.

There are also good people who turn their heads and complain to their wives that the lord is a play, and that changing his face is faster than changing the sky, and he likes to be weird.

Clinker, the wife at home rolled her eyes and said a lot of details of the pregnancy that made them jaw-dropping.

What kind of pregnancy quirks are working fanatically and liking sawdust?

There was a lady who was pregnant, and the thief liked to pick her feet, and then put her finger under her nose to sniff, and if she didn't smell it, she would have morning sickness and couldn't eat.

However, for the sake of her personal image, when she did this, she had to send the maid who was waiting, leaving only two henchmen.

There is a lady who likes to go to the toilet and squat in the pit after she is pregnant, and it is said that the smell in the pit is very good, and her sluggish spirit has improved.

The lady's husband: "......"

No wonder Mrs. has been locked in the room since she was pregnant, refusing to be close to him, and even if she meets, she will be full of incense powder.

There is also a lady who likes the feeling of fart, and a thief who likes to nest in the quilt......

There is also a lady who has a special fetish, and likes to rub the body mud of the slit of the tail vertebrae, collect it little by little, and rub it into a big ball.

Everyone: "......"

Look at their own wives exhaling like an orchid, graceful and luxurious, and then think about what they looked like when they did this, they just wanted to raise their hands to support their foreheads.

Is there still a way to live this day?

In comparison, it seems that the father-in-law is more like a normal pregnant woman. She just loves work and carpentry, neither taking off her shoes nor smelling her feet, squatting in a pit and smelling shit, not loving fart, and not rubbing the mud near her cheeks as a collection......

Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is quite happy to have such a lord.

Jiang Pengji doesn't know what these courtiers are thinking, she has recently become obsessed with handmade DIY.

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