One night, a few people gathered at the bar to chat.

"Wanyu, are you doing the constellation test again?" Hu Yifei saw that Lin Wanyu had been doing questions on the computer and asked.

"It's a resume. Lin Wanyu said seriously.

"Obviously I'm just doing the question!" Hu Yifei said suspiciously.

"It's called a personality test, and I put my resume in a lot of companies, and I have to do a set of test questions before the interview. Lin Wanyu said.

"This is very popular in foreign companies, saying that it can detect people's inner personality to see if it is consistent with that position. When it comes to foreign countries, Lu Zhanbo can immediately show his rich knowledge.

After all, except for Lin Wanyu, who is studying abroad, no one else has ever gone abroad.

Although Sekiya is from abroad, he is a cartoonist in his home country who locks himself in his room every day, and he doesn't know much about this.

"It's a hassle for foreigners. Does personality have a lot to do with the position?" Hu Yifei said with disgust.

"That is, there are many people with different personalities in the same position. Guo Jialin also said next to him.

"That's right, it's like an old doctor in my previous internship hospital, who is always perverted and makes other girls take off their pants every day. Yu Xiaomeow also said.

Guo Jialin stared at Yu Xiaomeow and said, "Are you sure that old perverted doctor is not a gynecologist?"

"Uh...... It seems like yes. Yu Xiaomeow said stupidly.

"Cut ......" everyone booed.

"However, why are many gynecologists men?

"It can be that most men have a desire to become a gynecologist in their hearts!" Guo Jialin said indifferently.

Suddenly, Guo Jialin felt three different eyes staring at him, and a small hand had appeared on his waist, looking at his waist.

"Do you also have this wish?" asked Yu Xiaomeow with a smile.

Guo Jialin's desire to survive suddenly became stronger, and he immediately reacted, saying: "How is it possible, there is a way to persuade people to study medicine, and the sky is thundering." Besides, how tiring it is to study medicine!"

"Oh!"

Yu Xiaomeow felt that Guo Jialin's answer seemed to be a little wrong, but there was no problem with what he said......

No problem, don't I just study medicine?

Guo Jialin saw that Yu Xiaomeow's face was a little wrong, and suddenly realized something, and hurriedly wanted to explain.

"Wait a minute, you guys seem to be crooked again, weren't we just discussing the test questions?"

Lu Zhanbo felt that Guo Jialin and Yu Xiaomeow's crooked building were too powerful, and he had to bring them back to the right path.

Lu Zhanbo was very happy to give himself a great responsibility.

But he was greeted by everyone's cold spot, who remembers what was just discussed? Can't he just go on with it?

Lin Wanyu saw that everyone was cold, and felt that she should do something, so she said: "You see this question is so strange! ”

Lu Zhanbo thought for a moment and said: "It depends on your way of thinking, whether it is concrete or abstract. ”

"Then tell us what they have in common. Hu Yifei said.

"Uh...... They are all animals. Lu Zhanbo said.

"Cut, I thought you could answer what a new answer!" Hu Yifei said mercilessly.

"None of them can be eaten. Yu Xiaomeow said seriously. "One is to protect animals, and it is illegal to eat them, and the other is fundamentally uneating. ”

"But there's still a tiger whip!" Lu Zhanbo asked.

"You are stupid! There are so few tigers, how can there be so many tiger whips on the market? Even if a tiger can grow a circle of tiger whips, it will not be enough to sell!" Guo Jialin complained without hesitation.

"Tiger whip is a nourishing and aphrodisiac Chinese herbal medicine, which refers to the drying of felines**and**. Its main effect is to warm the kidneys and strengthen yang, and to nourish the essence and marrow. It is used for low sperm and blood, soreness of waist and knees, impotence, scrofula, etc. Yu Xiaomeow said skillfully.

Then Yu Xiaomeow gave everyone a popular science: "Many tiger whips on the market now are actually pseudo whips, and many of them are made of bullwhips and the like. ”

"Why are you so familiar?" asked Guo Jialin.

Yu Xiaomeow gritted his teeth and said: "I am the one who studied medicine, and these are all to be memorized." ”

"Little Meow is so powerful!" Lin Wanyu said.

"What about this problem! If your father and Jay Chou get into a fight, who will you help?"

"......Forehead" Lu Zhanbo wiped the non-existent sweat on his face slightly, and scolded in his heart, what kind of stupid topic is this!

"Of course it's an ambulance, my dad might be able to stun Jay Chou with one punch!" Guo Jialin said indifferently.

Speaking of Guo Jialin's cheap father, although Guo Jialin has not seen him since junior high school, he is still often contacted by phone.

In addition, Guo Jialin's father is also a very powerful figure, and there is an Asian boxing championship trophy at home!

Guo Jialin's ability to "do anything" was also cultivated by his father since he was a child.

"Hmm...... If my dad says it, Jay Chou may not be able to get out of the hospital!" Yu Xiaomeow also said.

"So hanging?" Guo Jialin asked.

"Well, my dad is a doctor, if there is a fight, it will definitely be a doctor-patient dispute, my dad is a neurologist, what do you say?"

"What does your dad usually like? I'll definitely bring more things next time." And what hobbies does he have? I'll immediately delve into it. ”

Guo Jialin felt that for the sake of his own life, he should still know more about his father-in-law and please him as much as possible. lest he think that his little padded jacket was abducted by a bastard.

"Don't worry, you just have to please my mother. By the way, my mom is the surgeon. ”

When Guo Jialin heard this, he was overjoyed. Of course, the joy is not that you don't have to please your father-in-law, but Yu Xiaomeow actually recognizes herself when she says this!

As long as you survive this assessment period, this is not a quick catch.

Wrong...... You can't set up a flag, you can't set a flag.

I have to work harder in this assessment period, and I will love Xiaomeow more in the future.

Although he should have been like this, in order to dispel this flag, Guo Jialin also bothered to work hard.

"By the way, have you ever encountered such a perverted question during your interview?" Lin Wanyu saw that Lu Zhanbo wanted to break the crooked building again. But considering Lu Zhanbo's poor emotional intelligence, he hurriedly said.

"Not looking for a job. Guo Jialin said.

"I didn't look for a job plus one, I used to do an internship in a hospital, which was a relationship I was looking for at home, and I didn't need an interview. Yu Xiaomeow also said.

"Enough for the two of you. However, I didn't have an interview for my job. Hu Yifei looked at the two of them speechlessly.

Hu Yifei is also strange, one of them writes novels and the other does live broadcasts, which is not an easy job to succeed.

It's just that the two of them are doing a good job, and one person's work can cover her salary for half a year, after all, the teacher's salary is not high.

"Yes, there is a question like this, you have two kinds of underwear, one is dirty and unwashed, and the other is not dry, ask, which one are you wearing?" Lu Zhanbo said.

"......" The three of them were speechless for a while.

Lin Wanyu said: "It's disgusting! I despise you wherever you choose." ”

"Hmph, I didn't choose any of them, I don't wear them, it's so cool!" Lu Zhanbo said proudly.

"I despise you. Lin Wanyu said disdainfully.

"Despise plus one. Hu Yifei also made up the knife.

"Despise plus two. Yu Xiaomeow also made up the knife.

Then I made a comparison between Guo Jialin and Lu Zhanbo, although Guo Jialin is sometimes a little out of tune, but at least his emotional intelligence is not so low.

"I just want to ask, since I want to change my underwear, why do you buy another pair first and then change it when the other pair is washed and not dry!" Guo Jialin asked suspiciously.

Lu Zhanbo felt that he had been stabbed several times, among which Guo Jialin was the hardest.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian ran in from outside and said happily: "Everyone, look at my look today!"