Chapter 9 He is invincible
Yan Fei and Yang Qian came out too early at noon, so it wasn't until they went back that the other big children and children began to rush towards the river. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Along the way, when he met someone he didn't know, Yan Fei tried his best to maintain a calm expression, and Yang Qian picked up a large string of crabs with a branch, holding his head high, as if those crabs had been touched by him.
Anyway, the two of them are like big roosters who have won cockfighting, and they don't know how to show off all the way.
It's just a small town, and there are too few people who don't know him, so along the way, Yan Fei's calmness has become more and more proficient, and gradually and slowly evolved into a lonely master.
In fact, there is a little regret in my heart: the water snake should not have flown so quickly, it should have been caught. At this time, if you carry another snake yourself, it will be perfect!
Although there was such a little regret, it didn't affect his mood, and after soaking the crab in clean water, he began to fill the fire and burn the pot.
The next action exposed his proud and rampant nature of the loser. All of a sudden, half a pot of oil was poured - it didn't cost money anyway, it was all given by my grandfather and uncle.
After a while, the live crab turns into a fried crab.
Chewing on the crispy and fragrant crab legs that were fried in yellow and red, Yang Qian began to have nothing to say: "It's so delicious, it's more fragrant than the wild eggs they picked up last time." ”
Yan Fei immediately paid attention, he didn't care about the person called Xiaobing who picked up wild eggs: "Where did you pick up the wild eggs?"
Yang Gan's mouth was full of oil, and his voice was indistinct: "It's the one at the head of the West River, picked up on the edge of the bamboo forest." They also saw a rabbit, running so fast that no one could catch up with them. ”
Just because people can't catch up doesn't mean dinosaurs can't catch up.
Yan Fei has a feeling of walking at night in brocade clothes about the fact that he will become a dinosaur: alas, such a capable event, it's a pity that he can't tell people.
So the master's loneliness became even more serious.
After sending away Yang Qian, who was satisfied with his food but worried in his heart, and went home like going to the execution ground, Yan Fei had the idea of a pheasant and rabbit in his heart.
There are so many rivers in Sanchahe Town, so there will be no shortage of small forests, gangchai forests, and bamboo forests along the river, and these places are also playgrounds for children.
It is said that there is a paper mill in L County in the upper reaches of the West River, and the water in the river is black, green, black and green, and smelly, so most people don't go there to play in the water, only some particularly mischievous children go, which also leads to drowning people in the river every year.
But that doesn't stop the bamboo grove by the river from attracting people to play.
Not only the children, but also the older young people and the girls - the bamboo grove was on the other side of the river directly opposite the town, and the river was so polluted and wide that you had to cross the West River Bridge and come back there. The bridge is a little farther outside the town, and the bamboo forest is considered a relatively remote place. So young men and women go there, secretly pull a little hand and kiss a little mouth, and they are not afraid of being seen, right?
When he was planning his action, there was a sound of the door opening outside, and Yan Fei hurriedly accelerated to complete the work in hand. A person sneaked into the courtyard: "Yan Xiaofei, what are you doing to eat?"
There is no one else, it is Xu Xiaoyan's girl. People have a long nose, not only beautiful but also practical, and they can't hide anything delicious from her across the courtyard wall. Just now, I guess I knew that there were outsiders who didn't come, so I took the time to wait for someone to leave.
Fortunately, there are still two or three that have not been eaten—how can I not leave a few of the crabs that I have touched today, waiting for this girl to show off?
Yan Fei, who had already started preparing to cook dinner, was lonely again, looking like he knew you would come.
In fact, I was very glad in my heart, thanks to the quick action just now: the half pot of eggs in his hand had just been stirred and had not been put down! This was a dinosaur egg that had just been pulled out from under the body of a pterosaur, and it had just been knocked out of the basin in the cave.
Xu Xiaoyan looked at the pot directly when she came in, and was immediately attracted by the fried crab, and didn't look at him at all. It wasn't until the crabs had eaten two that I remembered to see what Yan Fei was doing!
The action faction Yan Fei completely ignored Xu Xiaoyan's doubts: What is the sun still doing for a long time?
Yes, let's take action when we say it, there is no need to wait until the evening to go to the bamboo forest, it is only right to go to find out the situation early. Who said that you have to eat three meals a day on time, master, I have changed seventy-two, and I can still be like you mortals?
We can become dinosaurs, can't we tell people, can't we show people when we catch rabbits and pheasants?
This thing can be sold for a lot of money in restaurants!
That's right, Yan Fei didn't plan to eat any pheasants and rabbits at all, and he didn't eat them when he was a child, but now that he has better dinosaur meat, he is no longer rare in this thing.
The four major things in life, making money now is the last word.
Because thinking about making money, he thought of another thing.
So Xu Xiaoyan, who rubbed the crab and rubbed the bowl of "egg noodles", was about to leave when he heard Yan Fei ask: "Xu Xiaoyan, can you be admitted to university?"
Xu Xiaoyan, who ate "Egg Lo Mein", was very satisfied at this time, this "Egg Lo Mein" was made! Hey, the first time I saw such an "Egg Lo Mein", a big bowl of "eggs", and then two noodles were added on top -- no way, it would be good if Yan Fei's kitchen could find two noodles, and the matter of "eggs" as rice was a bit too ostentatious, so we had to cover it up.
Although she was satisfied with her meal, Xu Xiaoyan, who already felt that she had grown taller and longer meat recently, heard Yan Fei's question, and subconsciously vigilant: "Hehe, Yan Xiaofei, Yan Xiaofei, why do you suddenly remember to care about whether I can be admitted to university?"
Yan Fei didn't care at all about her unkind tone, and looked thoughtful: "Alas, it takes several years to go to college! If you are admitted to college, don't you have to go out to study for a few years before you can come back to be my daughter-in-law?"
It turns out that he has been thinking about letting the family be his daughter-in-law!
Xu Xiaoyan was angry and laughed, stretched out her hand and twisted him: "How old are you, you can't be a little promising, you talk about your daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law every day, who promised to be your daughter-in-law?
Yan Fei, who is gradually going farther and farther on the road of non-human beings, is not afraid of her twisting at all, and her mouth is old-fashioned: "Don't make trouble, let's get down to business! I'm already thinking of a way to make money, and when I earn money and build a house, it's time to marry a daughter-in-law." It doesn't matter if you go to college or not, I'll support you in the future anyway. After following me, sooner or later, you will fly in the sky and run in the sea, and you can eat whatever you want...... Alas, you're really screwed...... It hurts ......."
Before the words were finished, the girl was already thunderous, and her hands were no longer so pretending to be twisting and playing, twisting a piece of meat hard, gritting her teeth: "Yan Xiaofei, I didn't expect you to think about it for a long time! You can make money! You can marry a daughter-in-law! Your tone is really big, the toad yawns, you, you fly in the sky and swim ......in the sea on the ground."
Yan Fei blocked left and right, grinning: "Don't twist it, don't twist it, what I said is true, it's a serious matter!"
He really thinks so, he can become a slender-jawed dragon now, maybe when he can become a bigger dinosaur, or even the big pterosaur flying in the sky, the mouth that shows out in the sea, and the monster the size of a row of houses, sooner or later he can change, and when the time comes, he will fly in the sky and swim in the sea, and he can't catch it if he wants to?
But the girl next to her twisted as she spoke, and when she heard him say this, she was completely confused: "It's still business...... Business...... Okay! You can make money, right, tomorrow you can earn me two dollars first! I'll let you get down to business...... It hurts, it's beautiful...... Serious business......"
It was only when her hands were sore and painful that she stopped, and the girl was completely out of luck, and she was about to leave as soon as she stomped her feet: "Hmph, you will talk nonsense in the future, see how I clean you up!"
Yan Fei, who had not resisted for a long time, finally waited until she was tired, looked at her little face that was flushed with anger, and was very calm: "What's so difficult about making money, I'll start earning money right away." ”
I kindly persuaded the girl: "Look at you, just say something, you are angry with yourself, you are stupid to go to school! That is, me, besides me, do you think there is anyone who can ask you to ......"
Xu Xiaoyan finally understood what it meant to laugh angrily, and didn't leave: "Hehe, I found that you are very capable now! I have to find a little fart like you! Okay, okay, I'll wait for you to make money." You have to hurry up, this girl is going to college in the future, there are many beautiful men in the flower world, don't make me wait to find someone else!"
Yan Fei thought about the sweet potatoes that grew crazy fast on his island, and was very calm: "It's okay, it's very fast!"
Xu Xiaoyan was completely convinced, stomped her feet and turned her head to leave: "I know what a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, when you can make money, tell me as soon as possible, don't let me wait in a hurry!"
The guy who didn't want his face was still shouting behind her: "Come over early tomorrow, I'll surprise you first......"
Yan Fei is undoubtedly invincible in the world, and the girl is too lazy to take care of him, and she runs away without a trace when she twists and twists.
The bamboo forest in the sunset made the sound of brushing bamboo leaves in the river breeze, Yan Fei stood on the edge of the bamboo forest with a broken snakeskin bag, ignoring the beautiful scenery around him, and observingly where there were pheasant and rabbit footprints.
The old man who was watching the bamboo forest from a distance looked at him, and immediately thought he was a suspect in stealing bamboo poles and bamboo shoots, and ran over at a trot: "Child, what are you doing here?"
Yan Fei didn't reply: "Didn't you see me carrying a bag of pheasants?"
This tone, hehe, the old man turned his head and left, and he didn't have to pay attention to him. I have seen a lot of children who don't know how thick the sky is these days, and he is really not the same one.
The bamboo forest is farmland across the road, and the bamboo forest along the river has not spread to a large area of wasteland, with a lot of ravines and ravines, overgrown with weeds, full of wild interest, and of course there are a lot of insects flying around.
These can't stop Yan Fei's enthusiasm to catch pheasants and rabbits and sell them for money.
As the sun went down and there was no one in the farmland, Yan Fei put away the bag and muttered: "Sun Wukong didn't take off his clothes when he was transformed, why did the master still have a bare ass when he was transformed!"
After a few moments of searching in the grass, a thin-jawed dragon poked its head out.
The smell of grass in the air and the faint smell of the river drifted through......
A few years ago, the government began to confiscate civilian weapons, and hunting rifles and other things are now basically extinct, and even if someone hides them privately, they dare not take them out and use them. Now there are not as many pesticides as they were used later, so there are naturally more pheasants and rabbits in the fields.
Carefully discerning the smell in the air, the thin-jawed dragon leaped forward and sprang through the grass.