Chapter 512: Demons

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Lijiagou Forum.

"As a single Wang, what sins did I do in my last life to watch this episode......"

"Woooooooooo......oo I don't want to watch this episode alone......"

"Sister upstairs, see that you are in the same city as me, why don't you come to me......?"

"Oh, yes, it's true!, let's have a private chat, we can't drink together, but it's okay to share the experience of watching the movie through online chat......"

"Sister Ayin's song is so good, is it the song of Miao Village? What is Erpi's chatter? I can't understand it just by listening to the words......

"But looking at Sister Ayin's eyes, the lethality of this word is quite fierce......"

"Guyin and ancient rhyme, this dog day is to use this hand to trick Sister Ayin? It's so hateful......"

"There's no way, what I hate most in my life is this kind of engineering dog dressed in the skin of a liberal arts dog, this is not a way to live......"

"If you want to be fair, turn it upside down, and don't talk about jealousy, the performance of the ditch master in this show is really okay, Sister Ayin handed it over to him, and I am relieved......"

"Poof! upstairs, don't talk about yourself like Grandpa Yu, be careful that the old man will poke you away with a bamboo dart!"

"Hey, do you think Lijiagou is too demonic? Why did you come up with such a pair?"

"Upstairs, you haven't been to Lijiagou yet, have you? I think the most wicked thing is not the ditch master and Sister Ayin, emm...... It should be two little girls of six or seven years old......"

"That's it, thank you WeChat, thank you Alipay, so that I can swim in Lijiagou even when I get off the boat and my two sisters empty their pockets......"

"What's going on? Brother Tai was deceived in Lijiagou? I see netizens saying that the place is quite harmonious......"

"No, no, how can I be deceived? The two sisters and cubs relied on their ability to empty my pockets, one memorized "Long Hate Song", the other memorized "Spring River Flower Moon Night" and "Shu Dao Difficult", this is hard kung fu!

"Such a?"

"Hahaha, this is a bull fork? There is a bottomless one! The one sitting in the ancestral hall is the real cow fork, everyone knows the famous sinologist Li Siyuan, right? The famous information scientist Li Junlou has heard of it, right? The literary translation critic Lan Bing knows? The violin musician Yao Yuning in the United States knows, right?"

"Li Junlou is too familiar, the light of the Chinese, I often eat with Lao Qiao, but unfortunately Lao Qiao left a little early......"

"I only recently learned that there is a master of Sinology at Columbia University named Li Siyuan, which is really strange, why did people in their seventies only see the report? These characters are all related to Li Jiagou? and so on, they are all surnamed Li! Li Junlou, Li Junge...... A nameplate, the name is still similar!"

"Dangdang Dang! Family Portrait!"

"When did Lan Bing's girl come to Lijiagou? And there was this guy standing next to her, isn't this the master of the ditch? Who was the old man in the middle? Ah, I remember, Ms. Lan Bing mentioned in an interview that her husband is a Chinese living in the United States, and her love for Chinese culture began when she fell in love with her husband! Could it be that she was the one sitting next to her holding her hand?"

"Hahahaha! Shocked, surprised? In the past, there was little propaganda in China, so naturally there were reasons for not publicizing, but now, there are naturally reasons for starting propaganda...... In short, Li Siyuan is the cousin of the ditch master, Li Junlou is the cousin of the ditch master, Ms. Lan Bing is the cousin of the ditch master, and Yao Yuning is the sister-in-law of the ditch master! The old man in the middle is Li Siyuan's father, Li Junlou's grandfather, and the fourth grandfather of the ditch master!

"I'm so shocked by this news! Where did you find this picture upstairs?"

"In the news of Lijiagou's New Year's celebration last year! The truth is often in front of you, and you just didn't pay attention to it......

"Ahhhh

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In the ancestral hall of Lijiagou, the two mixed-race girls are also making trouble.

Shirly: "Ahh......hh The woman of Li Jiagou still needs to know music?!"

Alice: "It's all my sister's fault! When I was a child, my mother wanted to teach us the violin, but you dragged me to be a cheerleader......"

Zongba: "How good the cheerleading team is! If we didn't join the cheerleading team, we haven't had a chance to meet yet!"

Taro: "That's it, if you go to play the violin, you won't know a man with such intelligence and physique as me and Zongba......"

Shiely: "Wisdom and physique, so why do you have to fall into the dung pit when you steal a green?"

Taro: "Uh...... Didn't you say you wouldn't talk about it again......"

Aunt Bai: "Four-word poem, poetry scripture, I haven't heard of this one, Li Lao, which poem is this?"

Fourth grandfather: "Hehehe, this is Piwa's game, right? I heard him say the song of You Fang in Ayin Village, and he spoke very highly, saying that it is similar to the "Book of Songs", but he was blinded by translation. When he and Ayin had time, he also figured out the translation of folk songs, well, I think this one can be regarded as passing......"

Aunt Bai: "Yes, can Elder Li please write it down and let me study it?" This creative method is very similar to the situation of the master's collection of poetry scriptures, I think through the study of this creative process, can I be closer to the master's feelings when he wrote the poetry scriptures......

Fourth grandfather: "Well, your idea is very good, it's a bit of a 'cutting and learning, like grinding', hahaha, I'll copy it for you." ”

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Uncle: "Alas, Ayin will still do this, and he still blows it so well?" It seems that our Li Jiagou is a little sorry for other people's hanging heaven village......

Wang Huanbang: "Yes, I've been here for more than a year, I really haven't seen this kid have a day of leisure, our days are getting better and better, but Ayin doesn't even have time to take a breath......

Uncle Craftsman: "Yes, Ayin is much more reliable than Piwa, Siqi Sufen, I'm not afraid of your heart, the village is handed over to her, I feel more down-to-earth than handed over to Piwa!"

Dad: "Hehehe, what kind of heart, did you hear what Ayin called us just now?"

Mother: "I heard it, I heard it, call our parents! This girl, I'm embarrassed in Lijiagou, but in this show, I say it smoothly!"

Dad: "This is the truth! Alas, I just don't know when I will be able to marry into the door, Piwa is not long-hearted, what do you say you are praising in front of County Magistrate Xue? It's so anxious to wait!"

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Wooden House Villa.

Liu Ye is massaging Sister Du's legs and feet, connecting the computer through the box, and watching "Uninhabited Island".

As soon as the show ended, Liu Ye shook his head again and again: "Beauty Township is a hero's mound......"

Sister Du took his eyes on him.

Liu Ye hurriedly explained: "Uh, wife, I'm not talking about you, talking about Piwa, ah, what else is Erhu!"

Sister Du chuckled: "I didn't say anything, what are you doing in a hurry to explain?"

Liu Ye: "Hey, hey, my wife's eyes are like the ringing of the safflower stick, and you have to smash it wherever you fly!"

Sister Du: "You are not allowed to say these black words in front of the children! Prenatal education! Talking to you cancels out the prenatal education of the fourth grandfather!"

Liu Ye: "You should be the fuel-efficient lamp in the ancestral hall, I'm afraid that his black words are louder than mine!"

Sister Du: "Husband, why do you respect Li Jiagou so much?" Hehe, I see that you speak like a student in front of the fourth grandfather, which is different from your usual personality......

Liu Ye: "This, I haven't served anyone much in my life, but it's a coincidence, a few people who have served are all in this Li Jiagou!"

Sister Du: "You tell me about them, they're all so old, there shouldn't be any taboos, right?"

Liu Ye: "It's not a taboo, the main thing is that this matter is embarrassing, on Jiachuan Road, the older generation basically no one mentions it, and the younger generation, I don't know ...... at all."

Sister Du: "Really, then hurry up and talk about it!"

Liu Ye: "This matter has to start with He Erhu in the North Gate Water Wharf Herbal Medicine Stall, Jiachuan was five safflower sticks, Da Zhang Er is sand and gravel, Xiao Zhang Er is a gambling house dark kiln, Liu Yishui is three wharves on Shanghe Street, Ai Sandao is a small vehicle transportation, I am a few car and boat wharf shops on Xiahe Street......

Sister Du: "Hehe, husband, what was your nickname at that time?"

Liu Ye: "Me, hehe, you know, the waist and kidney are lost early, called Xiaobaimao." But this pharmacist testifies that I didn't lose it to women, but I killed too much......"

Sister Du: "I know what my husband's temperament is, you don't have to explain these ...... to me"

Liu Ye: "Hehe, isn't it for fear that you will misunderstand! Then he said that He Erhu set up a stall on Liu Yishui Wharf back then, selling some herbal ointments, skin and animal bones. A few little green skins who are not long-eyed went to stir up trouble and wanted to collect his protection money, but they didn't agree with each other, kicked He Erhu's stall, and took away his skin. ”

"He Erhu didn't follow this teaching, grabbed a green skin, and said: 'You can take my skin, but these ointments were entrusted to me by the village pharmacist, and if you are bad, you have to give money. ’”

"A green skin said: 'Lao Tzu has never given money on this Jiachuan wharf!'"

"He Erhu didn't say much, only said: 'If you don't give money, you are not allowed to leave. ’”

"A little green skin took out the plug and said, 'Do you want to dye the turtle?'"

With this sentence, the three green-skinned legs were discounted. ”

Sister Du: "Good fight! So you can only bully people!"

Liu Ye: "Uh...... Wife, Qingpi also has to eat. Anyway, this matter will make a big deal anyway, and then Liu Yishui brought dozens of people to fight on the dock. ”

Sister Du was disdainful: "You guys are really capable! Dozens of people fight Uncle Orion!"

Liu Ye: "Wife, you are wronged, is it okay for him to beat dozens of people!"

Sister Du: "Uncle Orion, don't you usually see such a power?"

Liu Ye: "Can I still lie to you? Mommy didn't have a hot pillar at that time, and the most under the safflower stick was watermelon knives, steel bars, iron pipes, three-edged scrapers and the like. But the tiger fork he used to enter the city was picked, and he was carrying the tiger fork at that time, and at the water dock at the north gate, dozens of people were beaten by him and lay down for more than a mile......"

"This has alarmed a few of our saffron sticks, there is a name here, called Liqi Weiwei, this is a newcomer who wants to come out......"

"Stability overrides everything, we understood this truth earlier than anyone else, so we decided to join forces to cut off this seedling......"

Sister Du asked worriedly, "What is the result?"

Liu Ye smiled bitterly: "As a result, five saffron sticks were knocked down by him, and three ......"