Chapter 421: Desert Cuisine: Cactus Chapter
After circling the hairball-like cactus several times, the fat man only felt that the castor beans were castor, and even the eyes that looked at Su Mo were a little weird.
The cactus is well known in later generations, but in the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago, almost half of the people have never seen it.
Especially the strange appearance of the cactus, the slender spiny leaves and the fluffy white hair, if you don't know this thing for the first time, anyone will feel hairy in their hearts. For example, the fat man at this time, he couldn't believe that this monster-like thing could actually enter his mouth.
There is not only this cactus in this vicinity, but a small patch scattered around, and there are twenty or thirty large and small thorn balls in an area of more than ten square meters. The smallest was the size of a fist, and the largest was half a man tall.
Su Mo's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to look up to the sky and laugh out loud. He knew that this cactus was the most fat and juicy. There is such a piece in front of him, if he saves a little, it will almost be able to support him and the fat man for more than half a month.
The protagonist's aura, this is definitely the protagonist's aura. Glancing disdainfully at the fat man with a strange face, Mr. Su now has a sense of superiority as the protagonist.
"What kind of eyes are you, don't believe me, don't eat it then, uncle!" he pouted. If you are depressed, you dare to look at your boss and me with the eyes of neuropathy, this must be taught.
The fat man looked constipated, swallowed his saliva hard, and made a flattering smile, but he only laughed dryly twice, and then moved his eyes to these "monsters" with thorns all over his body. The young master is not crazy, this thing is really edible?
Okay, okay, the young master is always right, and the fat master is still tight-lipped. At most, when the time comes, observe it first, and wait for the young master to take a look at the situation after eating, and then the fat master will enter it if it's okay.
Thinking like this, and looking at these thorny monsters again, his eyes couldn't help but glow, as if his throat was itching, as if he wanted to stretch out two small hands from it.
At the end of the day, the total number of meals was eaten three times, and the sum of the three meals was not less than half of the usual meal. With the size of a fat man, this is almost like killing him. Now once the idea that what is in front of you is probably really edible, the guts of the heart are simply uncomfortable.
"Do you have a knife on you?" asked Su Mo as he circled around the largest cactus twice without raising his head.
The fat man was stunned for a moment, groped around with his two fat hands, took out a short dagger and handed it over. Su Mo was overjoyed to take it, turned it over and looked at it, as if he was rubbing a rare treasure.
was chased and escaped this time, and I really didn't prepare anything. Now the two of them are all together, and they can't find a few useful things. The fat man can still find a dagger at this moment, and for the current situation, it is not the same as a treasure.
Carefully cleaning the burrs on the top of the cactus with a dagger, Su Mo suddenly asked while peeling the thick skin on the top of the cactus, "When I fought with that old bald donkey before, why didn't you take out this dagger and stab him?"
The fat man looked disdainful, raised his head proudly and said: "What is this talking about, young master, we are also a master, and we naturally have the demeanor of a master." The other party is unarmed, how can the fat man face each other with a blade......?
Su Mo stopped his hand and squinted at him without speaking.
The fat man was awkwardly looked at by him, and looked left and right at the wrong eye. In the end, he couldn't withstand the burning gaze, so he had to raise his hand and surrender.
"Okay, okay, I said, at the time, I forgot about it, and when I remembered it later, I thought about it, and it was better to wait for an opportunity to get close, and give him a guy by surprise, quack...... Ahem, strategy, this is called the strategy against the enemy, and it has nothing to do with character. ”
Su Mo pondered, and then asked seriously, "Are you sure you have that thing?"
This cactus is of course fat and juicy, but because it retains the inner moisture, the outer layer of skin is extremely thick and hard, and it is really not easy to cut.
The fat man was dumbfounded by Young Master Su's question, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes after half a reaction. This is really putting down the chopsticks and scolding the cook, isn't it to let the two of us live if he is so shameless?
Well, it seems that the young master is in a really good mood, and the old problem is again. The fat man secretly complained, he knew his young master too well, and when he was in a good mood in the past, he liked to make fun of himself in all kinds of ways. This kind of vice really makes people gnash their teeth.
"Whoahahaha-"
A strange laugh suddenly sounded, and the laughter was full of smugness and obscenity. This made a sand lizard hiding under the cactus not far away move, and then its four paws flew away, and it fled desperately like a smoke.
Picking up a large piece of emerald juice with the tip of a knife, Su Mo squinted his eyes and looked at it, then put it under his nose and sniffed it, his face showing a look of intoxication. Then, without hesitation, I put it in my mouth and chew it.
Suddenly, a fragrant taste filled the mouth, instantly making the hungry and thirsty mouth feel as if it was going to come out.
The fat man's eyes widened instantly, staring at the young master's wriggling mouth for a moment, and he swallowed his saliva again and again. The face is nervous and longing, as for being despised and bullied before, I go, there is food now, and the ghost cares.
I hope the young master will succeed in his drug test, he prayed secretly, and at the same time leaned forward, ready to rush forward at any time......
This strange master and servant, one has nothing to do with the servant to tease the boring person for fun, and the other secretly uses the master to test the poison, it is really a Tmall dog, which can be called a perfect match.
Looks like it's okay...... Tsk, oops, another piece...... Hmm, wait, wait, be careful, safety first, safety first, wow...... I'll go, and I'll be together...... Stop!
Seeing that the young master was already in the stomach of three pieces of juicy flesh in the blink of an eye, the gluttonous insects in the fat master's stomach were like a tumblin and tsunami, how could he be willing to be more reserved for half a minute, and pounced with a scream.
I don't need a knife, well, in fact, I can't ask the young master for it, so I immediately grabbed it with five fingers, and inserted it fiercely.
Poof! A large piece of green flesh was brought out, and his nose twitched slightly, and then, wow, a big mouthful was stuffed......
The juice is really rich, so happy. But...... But what the hell is this Nima numb, sour, and astringent? Not only that, but there is a strong smell of green dried seeds in the taste, which is very depressing! This Nima is even worse than the grassroots!
Hit the plan, have the plan!
The fat man stiffened his mouth, looked at the young master with resentful eyes, and condemned him silently.
Young Master Shi Shiran flipped his hand and showed two pieces of pulp, looked left and right, and sighed: "This thing is edible, but the taste is really ....... so as long as you suppress your hunger and thirst a little, it is generally a shallow taste." Tsk, fat man, I didn't expect your taste to be so unique, young master, I admire it. Occasional roar roar ......"
This bad young master looked up to the sky and let out bursts of strange laughter, and the indescribable evil in the laughter. The fat man had tears in his eyes, and his mouth was full of castor beans.
"¥¥%@!", whimpering hard, the fat man inexplicably issued a series of unclear accusations.
Young Master Su put his little finger into his ear and pulled it out, and looked at him with a smile: "Do you want to ask why?"
The fat man nodded heavily. Meow a cat, you have to die to understand, don't you?
"Ha, it's nothing, it's just this thing, the more you dig down, the more water you have, and only the water will taste lighter. And as you dig deeper, the water that oozes out also needs to be held in a place, isn't it? But if the pulp is wasted like this, it is really distressing, after all, it is also a good thing to satisfy hunger. So, ahem, fat, you know. ”
The young master is very patient with science popularization, and he doesn't hide his selfishness at all, and he really deserves to be a people's teacher, which is too great.
The fat man raised his head to the sky little by little, and finally fixed at a forty-five degree angle. Tears were dripping in his eyes, and his face was full of cows. Well, that's not tears of emotion, they're tears of grief and indignation, but who cares, right? As the young master said, don't care about the details.
呲slip~呲slip~
There was a sound in his ears one after another, it was the young master sipping juice with a comfortable face, well, just looking at the squinting eyes that were squinting, I knew how comfortable the young master was at this time.
The fat man fell to the sky, and he died in the sun! Don't live, this day is completely unpassable.
As for going for a few sips as well...... The fat man burst into tears, he was paralyzed, he didn't want to be a puppy! But his mouth was too full, and he was still stiff and couldn't move, so he drank your sister's drink?
Just want to die quickly, well, this word has finally been fully understood today.
It wasn't until the moon rose high in the evening that the fat man finally regained consciousness in his mouth. With a sad face, he followed behind the young master and crawled out of the back sun.
Taking advantage of the cool evening, you also need to collect enough pulp and water-filled roots, and this large area of cactus can be completed, which is not half the time. Therefore, during the day, the two hid in the shade to rest, and did not climb out until this moment.
Because there is such a cactus here, the sand and gravel are relatively stable, and the two of them are close at hand, so they are not afraid of being unknowingly moved elsewhere and not being found. Speaking of which, in the past few days, I have counted the most comfortable days of the day. Of course, if the fat man's mouth wasn't numb all the time......
As for the cactus that was dug up during the day, it was enough to add more than ten fist-sized pieces of flesh to the two of them, all of which were carefully wrapped by Su Mo with the torn off placket.
I didn't go anywhere else, but I went to the cactus that I had dug up during the day. Under the instructions of the unscrupulous young master, the two of them threw off their arms and began to dig deep into this huge guy.
"Tie your nose, and you're going to gaha?" muttered the fat man angrily.
Su Mo was shocked, pointing at the excitement on his face, unable to speak.
The fat man looked confused and at a loss. What's the matter?
"Fat, I didn't see it, you know all foreign languages. Oh, what foreign language is this?Can you tell my brother no?" the young master looked curious.
The fat man was stunned at first, then his face turned red, and he gritted his teeth and glared at the young master, this sad and indignant! It's not all your fault, but now it's used to ridicule, is there still a little slippery? Don't be good friends with you.
"Huh, what do you mean, why are you so excited? Wow, isn't it an Chinese? Mmmm, yes, the Chinese doesn't seem to have this system. Aha, I see, this is the legendary desert language, isn't it? Fat, I didn't expect you to be so talented, just eating a piece of desert food, and comprehending such a profound language from it so quickly. Talent, this is talent! Admiration, I really admire!"
The young master had no consciousness of evil at all, and shook the poisonous tongue unreservedly, destroying the fat man's injured heart.
Desert language: I am an old mother in the desert, her second uncle and grandfather!
The fat man was about to blow up his lungs. With his halberds open, he panted like a bullfight, fighting! Nima, this is too bullying!
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, this is a serious business. The young master suddenly smiled and waved his hand seriously.
The fat man couldn't help but suffocate, and subconsciously stopped his body to pounce out.
"Are you asking if there's a skin left, and what are you digging up for?" asked the young master with a tilt of his head.
The fat man's eyes lit up and he nodded again and again.
"Ha, let me tell you, this is the real treasure. If you don't believe it, you can taste it, and I'll tell you, it's a real delicacy. Tsk, the water is smart and sweet, which can be called a treasure of heaven and earth. The young master exaggeratedly described.
Still coming?!
The fat man shuddered for a moment, and Huo Ran's eyes widened.